It's been an amusing week...
Capped off by another nail in the Fringe coffin...
I've been getting a lot of emails
and even my very own stalker eggs on Twitter.
You know what I mean... right?
These people make up 'sock' Twitter accounts
just to talk to little ol' me!
It's similar to the emails I get...
"Rob is single!"
"Rose just accept that Rob and Kristen are broken!"
"Rob is living the single life without Kristen!"
"What excuses do you have now, Rose?"
I could go on... but you get the gist.
I'm not sure why they feel the need to haunt this blog
and my twitter account.
(Lord knows I don't chase them around)
It just REEKS of desperation and sadness.
And then what happened?
Rob and Kristen...
Leaning into each other as they walk
And that smile on Rob?
Some things never change, do they?
Happy in love.
And did you know what happened to all those egg accounts?
They're all broken
(for a long time)
We heard the howling...
It must be painful to admit you were wrong.
Isn't it embarrassing to jump and shout about how
single Rob is based on a couple of solo outings?
People seem to focus so much on the few minutes
we get to see of Rob and Kristen.
Together or alone.
What do you think happens when there are no cameras?
No pictures to be had?
Do you think Rob and Kristen just disappear and don't exist
when there isn't a picture?
Sure... Rob went to a lunch meeting without Kristen...
And he met up with some friends at the Chateau Marmont...
Who do you think he goes home to?
Whose bed are his shoes under?
(and his shirts and his hats...)
Whose arms did he run into as soon as he was back
Who does Rob share home(s) with
Just because you don't SEE them together 24/7
It's pretty fucking obvious
Where he lays his head at night.
Next to Kristen.
How many more delusional excuses
can you possibly come up with?
How many more absurd conspiracy theories?
Yes. I'm sure Nick and Ruth are in some sort of
PR war to see who can outdo the other.
Because a picture of Rob hiding under his hood
getting into a car somehow offsets
pictures of Rob smiling with his arm entwined
with Kristen walking down the street?
How does that work?
It just shows Rob living his life.
It shows Rob and Kristen
hanging out with friends
Enjoying their time together.
The PR theory doesn't work anymore.
(Not that it ever did)
The party's over...
The fat lady is singing.
Just go away.
Go be Rob's fan and ignore Kristen exists
(Hey, it works for some out there)
Rob is going to continue to disappoint you.
He is going to continue to live his life.
The simple truth is
Rob and Kristen
This post is brought to you by the letter C
C for Conspiracy Theories.
Always showing how desperate you are
to cling to the scraps of what remains of your sanity.
C for Cuckoo.
This is what happens when you put
your faith in 'seers' and equine beasts.
C for CUTE!
Remember when I said the future looked bright?
I can see clearly now, the rain is gone,
I can see all obstacles in my way
Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind
It’s gonna be a bright (bright), bright (bright)
Until next time
Bye for now