Love is LONG

Couple of thoughts...

1. Want to know something kinda amusing?

If I ever want to catch up on all the latest 

news on Kristen Stewart...

I go to a 'hater' site first.

That's right.

Because the people

who claim not to want anything to do with Kristen...

are always the first people to get the news/pics

about her.

They can't get enough of her.

They analyze every word she says.

They dissect every picture.

Every move she makes.

Every breath she takes.

They have been doing this since she's been

connected to Robert.

5 -1/2 years.

And even though they believe

that "Robsten" is over...

Do you think it has stopped?

Oh no no no.

No.

They obsess more than ever!

Why do you think that is?

They have supposedly 'won'... right?

Shouldn't they be basking in all the Rob glory?

Exploding ovaries and all?

Why can't they seem to let Kristen go?

They spend 75% of their time obsessing over Kristen

over the measly 25% they spend talking about Rob.

Hmmm.

Makes you wonder why they are really here...

Doesn't it?

Kinda like those shit accounts whose

sole purpose is trashing Kristen.

They don't even talk about Rob at all... Ever.

Yet all the Ninnie Robsessed follow them faithfully

and encourage their vile behavior.

Hmmm.

Makes you wonder why they are really here.

Doesn't it?

2. Ok.

So the other night I was sitting with my laptop

on my... lap.

I had the TV on

but I wasn't really paying attention

You know how that goes...right?

So here I am.

Sitting here all reading whatever it was

that I was reading

(not that it fucking matters)

And i hear a familiar song come on the TV...

Led Zeppelin.

I look up.

I see Robert running across a roof...

And I'm gone.

My initial reaction was

WOW.

And then...

FUCKING WOW.

The music.

The man.

It all fucking works.

It was...

Intoxicating.

No matter how many times I watched the commercial

on my computer...

I was completely blown away seeing it on my TV

for the first time.

Good job, Dior.

3. Kristen is on the cover of Marie Claire.

(yeah...kinda obvious at this point)

She looks

...

PHENOMENAL.

GORGEOUS.

BEAUTIFUL.

Every word you can think of to describe her beauty...

Just add that in.

She also gave an interview which seems

to have put some people up in arms.

NO WAY!

Kristen talks about a lot of things

in this interview.

But never once does she mention Rob by name.

Of course...

During the course of reading this interview

(which to be honest I thought was pretty good)

The writer interjects Rob's name...

Of course they do!

What's an article about one

without mentioning the other?

Peanut butter and jelly.

Sonny and Cher.

Bert and Ernie.

Lennon and McCartney.

Rob and Kristen.

They just GO together.

You know what I mean?

You can't seem to bring up one

without thinking about the other.

But I digress.

Kristen said:

"I stand by every mistake I've ever made, so judge away."

This is the one most people are fixated on.

Somehow people seem to believe that she doesn't give a fuck

about the mistakes... 

I don't see that at all.

She owns up to her mistakes.

She apologized immediately.

Publicly.

(and don't forget... declaring her love for Rob)

About a very private matter.

She didn't have to do that.

Do you think that was easy for her?

She didn't owe the public a god damn thing.

she still doesn't.

People seem to think she hasn't PAID enough.

Like she fucking owes them something

for what happens in her life.

And those same people still think she deserves to be stoned

or burned at the stake.

She owns her mistakes.

How can you not stand by them?

She doesn't say she has no regrets.

She doesn't say that they haven't hurt her or other people.

But she is saying...

It's her fucking life.

JUDGE AWAY.

Because you think you know.

But you have NO idea.

As always.

4. Green Fucking Sheep.

Forever.

This post is brought to you by the truth.

You can twist and manipulate and bend

Rob and Kristen's words...

any way you want 

Still doesn't make it true.

Still doesn't change a thing.

truth is fucking truth.

And this post it brought to you by ...

Giraffes.

A few months ago someone I know

told me about a person they worked with

who went on 'safari' in Africa

and went out and killed a giraffe.

(among many other beautiful harmless animals)

I mean...

WHO FUCKING GOES OUT AND SHOOTS A GIRAFFE??

WHO DOES THAT?

I was so upset by this.

I can't even begin to tell you.

Someone shooting something

for its hide.

Yes.

So they could take back its hide and put it under a table

or on a wall.

And now...

I see the story about the young male giraffe

that was brutally killed in some sort of 

disgusting display

Why?

Because it was the easy way out.

Who really wants to find a solution that lets

this beautiful animal LIVE?

So I'm completely disgusted.

And sad.

And god...

So fucking sad.

People hurt other living things...

because they can.

They think its acceptable.

That it's OK.

Is that what you do?

Think about it.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Love is LONG.

Never The Twain Shall Meet...

this made me smile. of course. thank you.

Remember when the fandom was only split in two?

The ones who believed Rob and Kristen were together.

The ones who didn't.

That was pretty much it.

Oh sure...

Ninnies and Nonberts were still around

but it wasn't as vicious

and hateful and bitter as it is now.

Now the fractures have fractured...

And it runs to extremes.

We go from those who never believed

that Rob and Kristen were ever together...

to those who believe Rob and Kristen 

are happily married and expecting a baby.

How far apart can you get?

I reside somewhere in the middle.

People seem to think its so clear cut

but its not.

It's complicated.

It's layered.

It's not black and white...

but so many colors.

I'm sure they are in a relationship.

But I can't begin to know

(nor should I)

the extent and depth of that relationship.

I can't say with any certainty

what is going on between them.

Neither can you.

It belongs to Rob and Kristen only.

And guess what?

That's the way it should be.

People say they haven't been seen together since

Rob followed her in his car.

(at least that we got a picture of...)

OK.

But I also know that neither one of them

have stepped out with anyone of the opposite sex... 

in anything close to being a romantic relationship.

Robert Pattinson...

THAT Robert Pattinson

That face.

That man.

And no one is in his life?

(and that doesn't count the fake relationships

that have all been shot down)

And if you go so far to say

"he's seeing people but staying out of the public eye"

Well...

That means the 'people' could be Kristen....

Couldn't it?

(yes...it works both ways.)

And if you're one of those 

who is clinging to the fact that Kristen

hangs out with her girlfriends

as some sort of sign that she is 'gay'

 Rob has been hanging out with his buddies...

(does that mean he's gay too??)

Because isn't that how it works?
You hang out with friends of the same sex
so you of course must be gay?
(Not that there's anything wrong with that)
Please.
As. Fucking. If.

Well...

I say that both Rob and Kristen

have gone out of their way

to NOT be seen with people

that they could be linked to romantically.

To me that is VERY telling on its own.

This will never resolve

until Rob and Kristen

are ready to step out publicly

with the one who holds their heart.

I'm not worried.

Are you?

Final thoughts.

1. The Rover teaser trailer came out... FINALLY.

And it was intense

and dark

and showed how Rob doesn't have to say

a fucking WORD

to convey what he is feeling.

I love that about him.

It was indeed the perfect teaser...

because

Doesn't it make you want to see MORE??

Indeed.

2. "Kristen Stewart, Alec Baldwin and Kate Bosworth

are now confirmed alongside Julianne Moore

 in Memento Films International’s hot -selling drama Still Alice."

That's a sort of teaser too... yes?

Incredible cast.

Everything is coming up Kristen.

The best revenge...

is living well.

3. My adorable Tom.

Let's break this down, Ok?

First we got these pink(?) and blue

swim shorts...

And on close inspection

What I first thought were sharks...

Might just be

submarines.

(Truly..how fucking CUTE is that?)

and then...

We get the flannel shirt.

Yes.

Flannel.

On the beach.

Paired with his shorts...

although I don't think I've ever seen anything

clash so much in my life.

And last but not least

(never least)

is the 

Pièce de résistance...

The Hat.

Personally, I love it.

As hats go...this is one of his best ones yet.

I'm not sure what it is on the hat...

Umbrellas? Fruit? Blotches?

But I love it.

I love him.

Because Green Sheep forever.

This post is brought to you by Happy.

Be happy.

Smile.

And know...

It will be OK.
Promise.

Until next time.

Bye for now.

You Know Who You Are...

Hi--

It's been a while... hasn't it?

Come on now...

It's not like I don't care

Cuz I do.

But contrary to some opinions...

Sometimes you just have stuff to do in life

that has nothing to do with this fandom.

In fact...

Isn't that the way it's supposed to be?

Indeed.

Anyway.

Let's look at the above picture.

Isn't it adorable?

I mean seriously adorable.

We've got Rob

(which is always a good thing)

We've got Kristen

(in the same frame with Rob... a brilliant thing)

We got some Matilda

Some Sam

(and I'm sure the Fandom CSI know who the rest are...)

But you know what makes this picture even more 

fucking adorable than Rob and Kristen?

ART STURRIDGE!

My sweet lord.

That RED hair!!!

How damn cute is he?

(like a bunny ~inside joke~)

But the way he is looking at Kristen...

and they are all smiles.

FUCKING.

CUTE.

(and prepare yourself... I may be using profanity

even more than usual this post.)

Next picture.

Take a good look at this picture.

Really good look.

I'll wait.

tick.

tock.

Ok.

What do you see?

Kristen fucking Stewart

being all gorgeous

That's what!

This isn't a photoshoot...

or a movie set

or a red carpet.

Oh no no no no

This is how she fucking looks going to 

a motherbitching magazine stand!

I mean...

WOW.

I'm sorry.

But this just proves that

Kristen really is better than you.

And you.

And good fucking grief...

Definitely better than you.

Next.

This picture isn't new

(and its not that old...but you get what i mean... Right?)

But I love it.

Rob has got that big ol' smile on that purty face.

Wouldn't you like to be on the receiving end of that smile?

Wouldn't you like to be the one to have made him smile?

Goodness me.

We haven't gotten a lot of pics of Rob recently...

and surely not ones like this.

Smile.

How can you look at this picture...

and not smile?

I suggest to the hags and nags of this fandom

(and you know who you are)

That you just look at this picture...

Or this one...

With Kristen being all beautiful and silly and wonderful...

And maybe you could learn to smile too!

Kristen was all kinds of smiles at Sundance.

And can you blame her?

She got wonderful reviews

She was in her element in that atmosphere...

and oh yeah...

she got GREAT reviews for  Camp X-Ray.

Oh sure...

You know the lunatic ninnies

(and you know who you are)

scoured the internet looking for the few negative reviews

(and let's be real... every movie gets them)

in hopes of making themselves feel better...

But alas

They failed.

As they usually do.

Darn.

Sundance was awesome for Kristen

and this proves it...

Kristen has this connection with Roberts...

Next...

This is the 'latest' pic with Rob...

People don't seem to know when it was taken.

There is all kinds of bullshit drama surrounding it

that I won't even get into.

People focus on the most arbitrary shit.

Honestly

(who throws a shoe?)

Blah

Blah

Blah

Some asshat on twitter

(You know who you are)

Was commenting to me about how 

I somehow always said 

"caring is sharing"

And that's complete bullshit.

Although I used to think it was cute

(like a bunny!)

when Kristen was spotted out with one of Rob's t-shirts

I don't pin all my hopes and dreams to an article of clothing.

I kinda think its funny now...

How people dissect everything they wear

as some sort of secret code...

And it's even funnier when the lunatic ninnies

work even harder to disprove they aren't the same.

And if you can't laugh at this shit?

Why the hell are you still here?

It's.Not.That.Serious.

It's not life or death.

It WILL be OK.

Final thoughts.

1. The Lunatic Ninnies can't seem to make up their minds

when it comes to Kristen...

(and obviously they don't have much to work with)

I know they desperately want to believe that

Kristen is a 'lesbian'

(Not that there's anything wrong with that~

but in this case it's not true.)

Not because they really believe it...

(remember... small itsy teeny minds.)

But because they really can't wrap those tiny brains

around the fact that Rob LOVES Kristen.

They hate the fact that Rob and Kristen were (are)

in a relationship for years and years...

living a life together.

That Rob CHOSE Kristen.

And he REMAINS in her life.

(Believe it)

They would rather believe that Rob was 'bearding' for her

for years, mind you.

No integrity. No honesty.

That he also went year after year after year

after year

after year

PRETENDING to be in a relationship with Kristen

and sacrificing any chance of a 'real' relationship

all for money.

Because millions and millions of dollars

just isn't enough for Robert Pattinson.

Right?

Sure.

Yeah.

Ok.

Some FAN you are.

there. there.

2. The word HATER is being thrown around 

a lot lately.

Here's the deal...

When someone doesn't agree with your opinion...

that doesn't make them a HATER.

Nope.

Sorry.

A HATER is someone who spews vile lies and innuendo

and tries to hurt someone.

That's a psycho hosebeast.

3. And speaking of psycho hosebeasts...

(You know who you are)

If you leave comments on Kristen/Rob's friends

family members

co-stars

anyone connected with them

Instagrams/twitter/facebook/tumblr

You are fucking scary.

Step the fuck back.

Really.

Whether you think you are defending them...

or you are trying to further your bullshit agenda

or whether you actually think they give a flying FUCK

what the hell you have to say...

Get. Off. Their. Dicks.

You embarrassing Fuckwads.

(You know who you are)

and by the way...

just a little tidbit on the 'sharing' thing since I brought it up...

Although the color on these two pics make them seem 

like different t-shirts...

they are indeed the same one.

imagine that.

This post is brought to you by...

TOM STURRIDGE!

I adore him.

Completely.

And guess what?

It doesn't mean I don't adore Rob... Or Kristen!

People can actually like more than ONE PERSON

at at time!!

Damn.

Isn't he cute???

and by 

Robert Pattinson Intoxication!

No.

I'm not going to change the name of my blog.

You know...

the one you NEVER read

but somehow always seem to know exactly what I'm saying?

Bwahahahahaha!

I see you!

*********************************************

This blog is dedicated to everyone

who wonders if I'm writing about them.

I am.

Until next time.

Bye for now.

To Whom It May Concern:

I was sorting through my emails

and was reading all the questions that I get asked...

So.

I decided to respond to the ones I keep seeing

over and over

and over

and let's not forget 

OVER again.

Dear Rose- How can you not think Kristen is pregnant? You have to noticed how much her body has changed over these past few months! Her clothes get looser and looser and the bump gets bigger and bigger! We are not obsessing over her body, but we can't help but notice the obvious!

Rosee- How dare you mock anyone for thinking that Kristen is pregnant! What do you know anyway??

Hi Rose! I agree with you! I don't think Kristen is pregnant either. I can only imagine the crazy emails you get about this topic. I don't know how you do it! Stay strong!

Well.

That was just a small sampling of the 'pregnant' email

I have received lately.
It seems to outweigh most topics at the moment.

My mind is still boggling over the fact

that people got so offended just because
I don't think Kristen is pregnant.

So what?

Does my opinion make you doubt your own?

I honestly don't get it.

If you believe...than BELIEVE.

As for 'mocking'...

Unless you have written me emails

in all SHOUTY CAPS 

asking me about this topic...

I wasn't talking about you.

To be honest

I don't take a great interest in this debate

So up until recently... I hadn't said much.

Kinda like the whole "TGC" thing.

I don't have anything against people

who like to talk about the offspring

of Rob and Kristen.

And believe me...

If Rob and Kristen decided to have a baby

I would be thrilled for them.

But it's just not something that is important to me.

To each their own.

Dear Rose- What do you think about this stuff with Alicia/Alannah? Do you think Kristen is gay now? What happened?? They share clothes all the time now and shes always hanging out with Alicia. What's going on?

HAHAHA ROSEEEEEEE! Kristen is all about Alicaboy. Isn't it adorable how they share their clothes? You used to think it was when she shared Robs. HAHAHAHAHAHA. How does it feel to LOSE? Kristen is fucking gay and her and Rob were just a PR fauxmance. EAT IT!!!!

Oh poor Rose. How hard is it for you to admit that Rob and Kristen are OVER? They didn't spend any of the holidays together, Rob couldn't wait to get to London and even when he comes back to the states for NYE, he still doesn't see her! Face the truth, Rose.
Kristen is all about Alicia. That's who she is sharing clothes with and hanging out with now.

This type of bullshit gives me a headache.

If hanging out with friends means you are 'gay'

Then I guess we all fall into that category

(at least those of us who have friends.)

And anyone who has close girlfriends...

Are you telling me you have NEVER borrowed their clothes?

Really?

Good Grief people are idiots.

Here's the deal.

 You don't have ANY IDEA where Rob was for Thanksgiving

nor do you know where Kristen was for NYE.

That's the TRUTH.

People talk with such certainty about 

the wheres and the whos

but you are basing it all on a few pictures

that consumed mere minutes of time.

How about you face the fact that you have 

no fucking idea what you are talking about?

I actually find it ~interesting that Rob flew to NYC

for New Years...

Kinda in the middle of LA and London...

Yes?

That's enough for now.

It truly does give me a headache to read some of the

pure unadulterated hatred and stupidity

I get in my inbox everyday.

Which is why I usually delete most of it.

Final thoughts.

1. Rob looking good in the airport.

There was a big debate about where he was going to go next...

LA or London.

We've already discussed how NYC

was the midpoint between LA and London...

And the boy does have a movie coming up.

So why wouldn't he go back to London?

2.  My Sweet Lord.

Kristen in a BTS video for Balenciaga.

How can anyone look at this

and not realize how fucking gorgeous she is?

Is it any wonder Rob fell so hard for her?

I don't see him ever letting go.

Just my opinion...

Of course.

3. Bernie.

Bernie at Kristen's house.

This surprised some people.

Not sure why.

Bernie is Kristen's dog... too.

Some people got all bent outta shape...

Calling Kristen's friends names.

Remember when the Ninnies called 

Bernie a famewhore?

They did.

Really.

They seriously said that about this sweet dog.

A dog, mind you.

Like Bernie was selling her soul for attention.

That's what happens when you don't behave

the way the psychos want you to..

They let the crazy loose and attack dogs.

Then they start attacking Kristen's friends 

on Twitter and Instagram.

Truly.

The more insecure the lunatics become...

the more they lash out at Kristen (and Rob)

and Bernie.

And Bear.

Yeah... once upon a time they even called Bear fake too...

They said Kristen bought a litter mate of Bear's

just so she could pretend she had the same dog

to carry on the 'illusion' of Robsten.

Yes.

They really did.

I know.

Scary.

At least know that the more hate they spew...

the more nervous and insecure they are.

So...

They must be really worried.

4. Love this picture of Thomas.

I miss his face.

Which usually means he will pop up somewhere.

I hope so.

He gives good face.

excellent face.

brilliant face.

This post is brought to you by Love.

It's Long.

So very long.

And when you find the one

you are supposed to be with...

You just don't walk away from it.

You can't.

You stay.

You figure it out.
No matter how long you have been together
one month....
one year.
One decade.
You are always working on relationships
And they are worth the effort.

Because nothing good

comes easy.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Love is Long

P.S.

Sundance is days away.

Rob might already be on set...

Exciting days ahead.

It's getting BETTER all the time.