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Sunday, March 15, 2009

I ♥ Robert Pattinson

Yeah.
I just wanted to post this
fucking picture.
Because Robert is so...
Goddamn motherfucking Beautiful.
Do I swear too much?
Do I?
Well...
I've always had a bit of a dirty mouth...
saying inappropriate things...
at inappropriate times...
Surprised?
Didn't think so.
But after reading
"Wide Awake"
it sorta brought out
the Fucking Bullshit
that I was holding back.
And now that that gate has been opened...
The fucking bullshits
have flooded out.
Not just here.
Oh no.
I'm fucking bullshitting
all over the fucking bullshit place.
It flows out of me
like the drool on my pillow at night...
So
I'm just saying.
What was bad before...
is way..
WAY
fucking worse now.
And Robert...
is so
God damn motherfucking Beautiful.
And yes...
my heart...
my heart feels the pain
of that beauty.
Bye for now

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Robert Had a Little Lamb...



Jesus.
Again...I need to actually step back...
and breathe.
*sigh*
OK.
I don't have much to say.
Well...I probably have TOO much to say.
I'm finding myself increasingly more and more
annoyed by some people.
People who don't have a fucking original
thought in their head.
Not one.
People who are so willing to fucking follow
someone elses lead...
Baaaaaaaaaaah.
Do you LIKE being a sheep?
Shit.
I can't even keep going with this.
Just look at the pictures...
Take deep breaths...
Chant...
"Robert...Robert...Robert"
Yes...
It's getting better all the time...
Can't get much worse.
Bye for now

Friday, March 13, 2009

Do I Dazzle You? Frequently.

You have all seen the GQ pics by now.
They are all over the place. Robert's face...is everywhere.
Not that that is a bad thing...
There were 5 pictures in the magazine.
All of them were beautiful....for different reasons.
I'm not going to go into that right now...
mostly because I am unable to focus on more than one at a time.
The picture in this post...is my favorite. Hands down.
It's not only that Robert just looks fucking fantastic...I mean...
come on...doesn't he always?
It's his eyes. They are smoldering, to be sure...
but they always have a look of...
"Why do you want to take my picture? What's so special about me?"
He looks...incredulous...
He is beautiful. He is perfection.
And seeing the pictures, and reading the GQ article...affected me BIG time.
I had to push myself away from the computer for most of the day.
Seeing those pictures...
made my stomach flutter and my heart ache.
They made me want to cry.
Should I feel foolish for feeling this way about Robert Pattinson?
No doubt.
But it is what it fucking is.
I don't understand it,
I don't know why Robert is the one that all
my emotions run wild for...
I don't get it, either.
But scanning the Internet yesterday...and seeing the reaction to the article...
In some ways...it was heartbreaking.
This GQ article, was by far...the best and most candid interview of Robert.
He was open and honest (as usual), baring his soul.
All the things I love about him...were magnified...in this article.
And yet...
Women all over the fucking Internet...
were verbally raping him.
Like he has nothing more to offer than his looks.
Like all he is...is a gorgeous piece of meat.
And he is SO much more.
These women may want to "do" him...
But you know what I want?
I want to hang out with him.
Sit in some smokey, noisy Pub...
and talk about music, movies, books and things that interest him.
I want to laugh with him, and make him laugh.
I want to look into those unbelievable eyes...
and get to know him...and just talk.
That's the kind of intimacy *I* want from Robert.
God, he IS so beautiful...
but everything else about him is...
Dazzling.

Bye for now

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

The Good, The Bad...and the Beautiful.

Can I just say...
I LOVE YOU ROBERT PATTINSON.
OK.
Now that we got that out of the way.
I've been thinking about the pros and cons of
obsessing over Robert.
The Good..The Bad...
BAD: It's almost Noon, and I am still in my PJs
sitting on the recliner...
with my laptop.
GOOD: I woke up. Alive.
Believe me...
It's better than waking up dead.
BAD: I need a shower.
GOOD: At least there isn't anyone
here at the moment to know that I need a shower.
BAD: I think about Robert Pattinson
ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
GOOD: I think about Robert Pattinson
ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
BAD: I get a bit snarky and bitchy
when someone interrupts my Robert time.
GOOD: Let's face it...
I'm a bitch all the time.
I can live with that.
BAD: I keep Pocket Edward
nearby just in case I need him.
GOOD: Pocket Edward.
Who would have thought
PE would be so much fun to have around?
BAD: I can't stop watching
the deleted scenes from Twilight.
Especially the kissing scene.
GOOD: OK....
Watching Rob kiss
is always a good thing.
BAD: People who don't understand
my ROBsession.
GOOD: People who DO
understand.
Thank You, Robkats:)
BAD: The fact that I like seeing
pictures of Robert alone in Vancouver.
GOOD: Robert alone in Vancouver
makes me think he is getting into Edward.
BAD: The way Edward has totally taken
over anything that I read.
GOOD: FanFiction.
I get to have ALL of Edward now.
Sexy, hot Edward.
BAD: The paparazzi stalking Robert.
He always looks so irritated...
I want to protect him.
GOOD: The picture at the top of this post.
Sorry. But...YES!!!!
BAD: Feeling the need to hide the extent of my
ROBsession from family and friends.
GOOD: Knowing that I'm not alone.
BAD: Feeling angstY and whimperY and getting
overwhelmed about Robert.
GOOD: Realizing that I am truly a fan of
all things Robert Pattinson.
Not just Twilight.
Everything.
BAD: I'm loving Robert Pattinson.
GOOD: Loving Robert Pattinson.
Bye for now