Robert and Kristen- It Won't Be Long

This.

THIS is why I'm still intoxicated with you, Robert Pattinson.

There isn't anything going on right now...

Robert is still in London... I guess.

(Being careful)

Kristen is still working in Arizona... I guess.

And then EW releases outtakes from that fantastic shoot...

And.

Robert.

You look... well... intoxicating.

" You're intoxicated by my very presence. "

Yes.

Yes I most definitely am.

By your very existence.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

OK.

So I used a cropped picture of just Kristen and Robert.

Nothing personal against Mr. Lautner...

I like him... I really do.

But I would just rather look at Rob and Kris.

Is that wrong?

Eh... who cares.

So.

I am going to try and be nice today.

Can I do it?

Can Rose put away her thorns?

And now that silly song is going through my head.

Every rose has it's thorn
Just like every night has it's dawn
Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song
Every rose has it's thorn...

Sometimes you just have to step back...

and smell the...

(forgive me)

Roses.

There I said it.

Lame... yes.

But true.

Wherever Robert and Kristen are right now...

It won't be long until they are back together.

History has proven that much.

And then we will see this again...

The big smiles.

Because Robert and Kristen are better together.

It won't be long.

This post is brought to you by the letters *L* and *S*

L for LEAVE LONDON!

And wouldn't it be fucking hilarious if Robert

flew back to L.A.?

Oh hell.

I do love that Rob is enjoying his downtime in the city he loves...

But if he left now...

I don't think I would ever stop laughing.

A bit thorny? Perhaps.

But still funny.

And

S for STOP taking all this SHIT SERIOUSLY!

Honestly.

Whatever happens in the lives of Robert and Kristen

should not affect your life.

You should enjoy the banter and speculation

Not get all foamy and angry all the time.

You should be getting some laughs.

Because it's really fucking entertaining.

So S is also for 

SMILE

Try it.

You'll like it.

Promise.

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Robert Pattinson- Something Wicked This Way Comes

Nothing new.

Robert still in London?

I guess so.

Kristen still... somewhere.

I suppose she is.

Lunatics still on the loose?

Always.

See...

Yesterday some blogs posted a fan pic with Robert...

The girl said something about meeting him in some resort

And that Rob and Kristen were there all close and stuff.

The reaction?

It starts with a B and and ends with a HA.

As in 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Good grief lunatics.

The crazies went bonkers over this story.

IT CAN'T BE TRUE!!!

So they scoured the internet looking for way to disprove it.

Looking for pictures where Rob is wearing the same shirt.

Looking for any type of dated interview to show where he was.

He couldn't be with Kristen. He just COULDN'T!!

Seriously?

Is it THAT important to you?

Repeat the BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

Yeah.

Did you know that if you look up the word 

Hypocrite there is a picture of a Hyena?

No shit.

I was scolded in an email recently that just because

I said Robert was in NOLA didn't make it true.

Well...

Just because you say Robert wasn't in NOLA

Doesn't make it true.

See how that works?

Robert Pattinson.


Please be careful in London.
Maybe now would even be a good time to get out of there...

by Ray Bradbury

Crystal water turns to dark
Where ere it's presence leaves it's mark
And boiling currents pound like drums
When something wicked this way comes...

A presence dark invades the fair
And gives the horses ample scare
Chaos rains and panic fills the air
When something wicked this way comes...

Ill winds mark it's fearsome flight,
And autumn branches creak with fright.
The landscape turns to ashen crumbs,
When something wicked this way comes...

Flowers bloom as black as night
Removing color from your sight
Nightmarish vines block your way
Thorns reach out to catch their prey

And by the pricking of your thumbs
Realize that their poison numbs
From frightful blooms, rank odors seep
Bats & beasties fly & creep

'Cross this evil land, ill winds blow
Despite the darkness, mushrooms glow
All will rot & decompose
For something wicked this way grows...

Beware sweet Robert...

BEWARE.

 I don't know where Kristen is right now...

but I do know I miss her adorably beautiful face.

Wherever she is...

I hope she is smiling just like this

and on the road to happiness.

Thomas and his girlfriend?

Which one is prettier...

Depends on who you ask.

Thanks for sending me this picture.

You know who you are.

;)

This post is brought to you by the letters *S* and *G*

S for Smitty & Syd

 and 

G for Gruff

Always good for a laugh.

Oh...

And I think we should be twirling sometime soon...

Repeat BWAHAHAHAHAHA

;)

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob in London- Run Rob Run!!

I'm bored.

Nothing going on in Rob/Kristen land.

Well...nothing out of the ordinary.

Robert is in London.

Robert must hate Kristen because he is in London.

Because every time they aren't in the same zip-code...

People foam at the mouth about it.

So

The
Fuck 

What.

How many times have work and circumstance separated 

Robert and Kristen?

And how many times have they been reunited?

Good Golly Miss Molly.

People are so fucking strange.

Remember the whole hoopla when Rob was making RM?

The "Rob and Emilie have such wonderful chemistry" stuff?

And please don't lump me into the 

"They hate everyone Rob works with"

Because it's not true.

I don't hate anyone Robert has worked with...

I like quite a few of his co-stars...

But lets get back to Emilie...

Whom I don't like or dislike...

I feel indifferent towards her but it has nothing to do with Robert
I felt that way before she was ever connected to Rob.

But anyway.

Say that Rob and Emilie REALLY hit it off during RM...

Say that you started seeing them at concerts together...

Going out to eat...

Just hanging out.

Then Rob and Emilie were spotted at the same hotel

On the same hotel room balcony...

Then you saw Rob saying goodbye to Emilie

You saw Emilie's mother tenderly say goodbye to Rob...

You see countless walks through airports...

Emilie shows up in London to spend NYE with Rob

Emilie goes to a movie premiere for Rob.

Emilie is seen on set in Budapest...

Rob goes to see Emilie on her movie sets...

Every time you see Rob and Emilie together...

They are all smiles and only have eyes for each other.
Every time Rob is with someone... it's Emilie.
Every time Emilie is with someone... it's Rob.

You would think that there is something going on
between Robert and Emilie... Right?
You would think they were in a relationship... Wouldn't you?
You know you would.
I would.
So put Kristen into that equation.
Because that is where she belongs.
And all of a sudden...
There is no relationship
It's all a happy coincidence that they are together so much
It's all staged and not real...

There are just two people who barely like each other
hanging out because either
Some tyrannical movie company owns their lives?
or
They have no one else to hang out with?

Really?
Is that really your story?
Are you really sticking to it?

OK then.

So I have all these TV interviews on my DVR.
So much Robert.
And Kristen.

Last night the house was finally quiet...
so I decided to see what was on the DVR to watch.


2 Jimmy Kimmels
2 Jimmy Fallons
1 Letterman
1 Lopez Tonight
1 Nightline
1 No. 1 Countdown
1 Daily Show
3 Ellens
1 Oprah
2 Tonight Shows
1 The View
1 Today

And a Robert in a pear tree.

Robert in the tree was by far my favorite.
How could it not be?
He's just so damn adorable and charming...
And he's willing to laugh at himself
and sit in a tree and be BOTHERED.
Love him.

I love Robert for this, too...
Because when I watch this Kimmel video
I see Robert taking care of Kristen.
It's unmistakable.
Kristen is looking at Taylor...
Kristen is jittery and nervous...
Robert notices how nervous she is...
Robert makes a pronounced effort to touch her with his leg...
She immediately calms down...

and stops shaking.
Robert knows Kristen.

Is it wrong to say I looked at this clip in slow motion?
Probably.
But I did.
And Robert is looking out for her.
He is taking care of her.

Love him.

Um.
This is one of my favorite walking pics of Robert.
Walking onto Leno.
I get all SWOONY
Damn.
He's all disheveled
and wrinkled
and scruffy...

Need I say more?
Didn't think so.

Love him.

So someone said I was a grandma.
Wow.
My kids have kids?
And I didn't know about it?
Those rascals.

I'm fat.
I'm ugly.
I'm old.
I'm a follower who can't make up her own mind.
 Of course I am.

Such typical, predictable bullshit.

When you need to go 'hyena' on someone...

If you don't know something...

Make it up.

 

Oh so clever.

 

Does it make you feel better about hating on a stranger?

Hating someone just because they don't agree with you?

Then go for it.

 

Enjoy your meal, scavengers.

Rip and shred

It's what you do best.

But no matter how you try to justify it...

You are liars.

And bad liars at that.

And hell...

If you are going to lie...

At least make it somewhat believable.

 

This post is brought to you by the letters *B* and *R*

B for Bitterness

The haters spew it

And they wallow in it.

 

R for RUN ROB RUN!!!

Oh please be careful in London dear Robert.

The lunatics are near...

Be safe.

Bye for now.

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- I Only Have Eyes For You

Oh My!

What a shocker!

Robert ended up in London!

Excuse me for bringing up Grandma Rose again...

But she said to me the other day...

"Rosie... when is that boy going to go home?"

Exactly.

Robert going back to London isn't any great surprise.

It was inevitable, wasn't it?

Still not sure how Rob going to London

somehow equates to him not wanting to be with Kristen.

Oh right.

Robert never went to see Kristen in NOLA

Because there wasn't a clear picture...

Gotcha.

Well...

Rob didn't magically appear in London, either.

He managed to get from New Orleans to London

without a picture being taken, too...

and lo and behold...

There he be.

Sometimes it works out that way.

Sometimes Robert manages not to get his picture taken.

And he still exists...

And hey...

If you want to believe that Robert didn't get to NOLA

Go for it.

But what happens if(when) Kristen turns up in London?

Then what?

Will you pull out the same tired excuses?

Don't answer that.

I already know you will.

I adore Kristen Stewart.

I do.

I make no excuses.

"Speak" was on TV last night.

I watched it.

Again.

Kristen is so young in that movie...

but she was awesome.

I love it.

I even loved that Michael Oregano was in it.

Because I know I kinda poke fun at him...

but he was kinda cute in the movie.

I love watching Kristen outside of Twilight.

I love Bella...

But I love seeing her in other roles.

And one more thing...

There was a lot of twitter drama about Kristen...

Someone was making fun of her...

People were defending her...

As usual with online drama

it was blown out of proportion.

Look...

You don't have to like Kristen Stewart.

I don't give a shit one way or another if you do or not.

But the things that were said about her...

The names she was called...

just because she wore the Beastie Boys t-shirt?

No one deserves that.

You don't like her? Ignore her.

It has to be easier than the constant snarling and snapping at her

that you do day in and day out...

And for God's sake...

Stop pretending to be her fan

pretending to like her...

and then turn around and call her horrific names.

It's SO transparent. Really.

Good Fucking Grief.

Get over it.

 

So...

I leave with one of my favorite pictures from Montreal.

The intimate proximity.

The smile on his face.

No one is faking that.

No one is being forced to react that way.

No one isn't doing exactly what they want to do...

with who they want to do it with.

Will Kristen turn up in London?

Of course I hope she does...

Kristen can relax there...

She can breathe there.

And she can be with Robert.

Breathing.

Relaxing.

Together.

Because no matter what you say...

Robert and Kristen are always better

when they are together.

We shall see.

This post is brought to you by the letter *E*

E for "I only have EYES for You"

The song that comes to mind whenever

I see that picture from Montreal...

Are the stars out tonight?
I don't know if it's cloudy or bright
'Cause I only have eyes for you, dear
The moon may be high
But I can't see a thing in the sky
'Cause I only have eyes for you.

I don't know if we're in a garden
Or on a crowded avenue
You are here, so am I
Maybe millions of people go by
But they all disappear from view
And I only have eyes for you
I don't know if we're in a garden
Or on a crowded avenue

You are here, so am I
Maybe millions of people go by
But they all disappear from view
And I only have eyes for you. 

 

Bye for now

♥♥♥