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Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Robert Pattinson- Something Wicked This Way Comes


Nothing new.
Robert still in London?
I guess so.
Kristen still... somewhere.
I suppose she is.

Lunatics still on the loose?
Always.

See...
Yesterday some blogs posted a fan pic with Robert...
The girl said something about meeting him in some resort
And that Rob and Kristen were there all close and stuff.
The reaction?

It starts with a B and and ends with a HA.
As in 
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Good grief lunatics.
The crazies went bonkers over this story.
IT CAN'T BE TRUE!!!
So they scoured the internet looking for way to disprove it.
Looking for pictures where Rob is wearing the same shirt.
Looking for any type of dated interview to show where he was.
He couldn't be with Kristen. He just COULDN'T!!
Seriously?
Is it THAT important to you?
Repeat the BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

Yeah.
Did you know that if you look up the word 
Hypocrite there is a picture of a Hyena?
No shit.

I was scolded in an email recently that just because
I said Robert was in NOLA didn't make it true.
Well...
Just because you say Robert wasn't in NOLA
Doesn't make it true.
See how that works?



Robert Pattinson.


Please be careful in London.
Maybe now would even be a good time to get out of there...

by Ray Bradbury

Crystal water turns to dark
Where ere it's presence leaves it's mark
And boiling currents pound like drums
When something wicked this way comes...

A presence dark invades the fair
And gives the horses ample scare
Chaos rains and panic fills the air
When something wicked this way comes...

Ill winds mark it's fearsome flight,
And autumn branches creak with fright.
The landscape turns to ashen crumbs,
When something wicked this way comes...

Flowers bloom as black as night
Removing color from your sight
Nightmarish vines block your way
Thorns reach out to catch their prey

And by the pricking of your thumbs
Realize that their poison numbs
From frightful blooms, rank odors seep
Bats & beasties fly & creep

'Cross this evil land, ill winds blow
Despite the darkness, mushrooms glow
All will rot & decompose
For something wicked this way grows...

Beware sweet Robert...
BEWARE.

 I don't know where Kristen is right now...
but I do know I miss her adorably beautiful face.
Wherever she is...
I hope she is smiling just like this
and on the road to happiness.

Thomas and his girlfriend?
Which one is prettier...
Depends on who you ask.
Thanks for sending me this picture.
You know who you are.
;)
This post is brought to you by the letters *S* and *G*
S for Smitty & Syd
 and 
G for Gruff
Always good for a laugh.

Oh...
And I think we should be twirling sometime soon...

Repeat BWAHAHAHAHAHA
;)

Bye for now
♥♥♥

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kstewrocks said...

I never hear about this gossip, on Rob and Kristen being somewhere. I'm always out the loop unless it's posted here, on robstenation or on livejournals.

Who's prettier out of Tom and his girlfriend? Or Tom's girlfriend and Kristen? Whichever you mean Rose: Tom or Kristen are prettier. I heard too that there was shit that went down concerning Nettie and Kristen and Maddie whoever Maddie is, something beginning with an M anyway...Heard it from a twitter's source, who is apparently very reliable. No idea though if it's true, I didn't get the chance to ask myself how this reliable source knew such stuff.

"Just because you say Robert wasn't in NOLA
Doesn't make it true"
yup, pretty much. ^.^
The haters are stuck then for words. Or they'll be like "yeah but", then you get tired of them. Because they try and make you sound the wrong one, when that's pretty much logic right there.

kstewrocks said...

YAY, my first comment too on here. Well the first time I got my comment to be the first, above all the rest, YAY. :) In a happy, and tiring mood. Hope you're good too Rose.

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Leigh said...

Rose,

I'm dead! So much Pretty today ;)

This is just a drive by to tell you how AWESOME you are! I absofreakinlutely love you!! I love this post. Snarky but true!

Really, Rob...RUN!! As Smitty says...Rose knows ;)

Bwahahaha!! LOVE IT!!

katy said...

katy said...
Great post Rose...as always

These hatters should realize that nothing that they can say or do that will in any way influences anything that goes on in Robert or Kristen lives...it as absolutely no effect.

'Robert Pattinson.
Please be careful in London.
Maybe now would even be a good time to get out of there'...I think Rob should take your advice...i'm scare for him.

Tom and His Girlfriend are both Very beautiful...and I love Tom Blue eyes.

and I'm already twirling :)

112myboys said...

OH MY! Once again the nonstens prattle about how Rob is anywhere other than with Kristen. Question: Has Rob been seen spending time or visiting any other young lady? Has he been seen looking at anyone other than Kristen? Has he been seen smiling ( glowing actually) around anyone as much as he has around Kristen? If you answered no to these questions, you have your answer as to whom Robert Pattinson loves, and who loves him right back (Kristen).
Rosee, I love your blog and look forward to all your updates. Thank you.

Ash said...

I'm confused. Why is everyone saying Rob should get out of London? THB I don't want him to leave. Hes only seen his family and been in his hometown for a few days. He probably won't see them until after BD filming finishes. Surely he should make the most out of it. Plus London is the only place that he can really be himself and the paps and fans are less crazier there than in LA. Hopefully Kristen will join him soon.

Penny Lane said...

Rose,

Great post and something wicked is definitely coming.

Great picture of Tom. What is it with the Brits and the cheekbones? I could suck my cheeks in until I look like a fish and they still wouldn't look like that.

Melinda said...

Rose- this post makes me happy. I have been twirling all along. I guess I'll just be twirling faster soon! Watch out peeps not really coordinated. :)

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I am going to try and be polite but feel the need to rant a little. So for all the awesome cool people this isn't for you.


Quit bringing up unnecessary DRAMA on Rose' blog!! Seriously, stop. You don't know who might read this blog and the comments made.

Why bring up stuff that we as fans no nothing about? It is redundant as all out. And totally none of our business or even matters.

Please follow Smitty's advice (as she said it first) and either comment on something constructive or just have fun chatting with all us regulars who are awesome by the way!

___________________________

Oh Rose- love the letters for the day! You crack me up!!

And Tracy, Leigh, Smitty and so on- I was supposed to be working but you ladies had me cracking up this morning with what Smitty was doing to Syd. It started my day off great!

Melinda said...

Oh one more thing and then I really need to work!

Picture of Tom and Nettie. She is very pretty.

I have to say Tom and Rob really know how to give a good smirk! No wonder they have been snatched up.

:)

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katy said...

And Rose, I realy love the pics that you post of Rob and Kristen they both are SO gorgeous...I hope they are smilling and Happy.

katie said...

the hyenas are crazy-they have posted again and again Rob never went to NOLA, that it is all a coverup to make it look like he went but really didn't, they are ridiculous.

I know the hotel that fan picture was taken at - I know someone who works there also. Every star and their grandma makes it up to that hotel at some point if they are in teh vicinity of Santa Barbara because it's gorgeous and exclusive and private. I always assumed Kristen and Rob made a trip there too.

LJ said...

Helloooo my lovely friends!!

Just popping out but after the comments I made last night about British men not being romantic, I just wanted to quickly tell you about something that happened to me today.....

.....anyway, I was in a supermarket and I was stopped by a man in a Paramedic uniform, he said 'Sorry but I just had to stop you and ask if you are attached, I saw you walk in and I was blown away....you are stunning and I just had to tell you'.......my friend was stood behind me and she started laughing hysterically at this point (while I was dying of embarrassment).

All I could think to say was 'I hope your not supposed to be saving someones life right now!' and he said he had just nipped in to get some lunch!

So there you go.....maybe I was wrong!!!

Lots of love :-)

ChelCP said...

Ash, my guess is that people want Rob out of London temporarily because a couple of his crazy fans are traveling there today to stalk him.

Toni said...

Another great post Rose!

Tom and his girlfriend are both very pretty, but I have a thing for blue eyes so I am going to have to go with Tom.

Smitty-

I am adding moobyish to my everyday vocabulary, great word!

Toni

Leigh said...

LJ,

Did you give him your number?? Hmmm, do tell ;)

Penny Lane said...

LJ,

I love it! Maybe Syd was right and they are all romantics.

Seriously, that had to have made your day. More to the point tho, was he good looking or a total fugly?

ChelCP said...

The hyenas are really losing it because Rob and Kristen being in Santa Barbara that weekend ruins their PR crap. rob and Kristen were supposed to do that Eclipse movie appearance on July 4th but it got pushed back a day at the last minute. If they were purely PR, wouldn't they have shown up arm in arm at the theater on that day? Instead they were at this nice resort together in Santa Barbara. So it really destroys the hyenas.

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Leigh said...

Smitty--apparently she's made it to London. Some people are just nucking futs and there's not a thing you can do for them.

katy said...

To Syd/A

Smitty?? Poor Syd :)

Leigh said...

Nothing bad about Santa Barbara! Someone posted a fan pic from the July 4th weekend and it set the crazies off. You do remember...as long as there are no pics Rob and Kristen don't exist right?

deb said...

Rose I'm sure that Kristen will be where she wants to be soon and that well be with Rob. She seem to be more happier when shes with him I DO MISS SEEING THEIR HAPPY FACES.I love the smile on TOMS face with his girlfriend good to see him happy I think Rob knows how to be safe hes been doing it now for a long time BUT I well agree with you BE SAFE my dear ROB. THE ass whips out there in this world well never stop there BULLSHIT it just makes them happy to say shit that isn't true ho well to bad so sad its not going to change any thing when it comes to who Robert Pattinson LOVES and wants to be with and we all know who that is YEP Miss Kristen Stewart . SOON Rose very very SOON thank you Rose for putting a BIG SMILE on my face I love ya.have a beautiful day my friend. DEB

Penny Lane said...

The argument behind the fan pic not being legit is that the fan in the picture also said she had an autograph but didn't have it with her so she couldn't post it. Therefore pic is now not valid. Much ado about nothing.

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Elaine said...

Rose-Great post today. All the pictures are just too much!!! Kristen is so gorgeous, and that smile just a whole new level of pretty. And damn! Rob & Tom...Jesus!!! that is all I got to say.
Yeah-I read about the July 4th weekend thing they had. Are people fucking crazy, I guess we shouldn't even bother with that crap.
Let me get back to wok before I get fucking fired for typing and laughing at my phone all day.

Leigh said...

Now that I think about it that would be a totally nifty superpower to have! If you don't get a picture of someone...they don't exist!! Think of all the things you could do. Like pull a chair out from under someone as they went to sit down. Or pants some one you don't like in the bank...or Church!! That would be even better. I can think of some really mean things but I don't want to give any of the crazy lurkers ideas ;)

Elaine said...

Oh!!! And great shout out on the letters today!

katy said...

To fake A

Thank YOU...and, Yeah, you know...♥ ♥

Cullen said...

Rose, you have some of the best photos of Rob and Kristen on your blog and I thank you for that. Two of my favorites: Kristen clutching the back of Rob's beautiful burgundy suit at the Eclipse premiere (I think that's a pretty intimate gesture); the photo of Rob in his jeans, fingers at his mouth, blue shirt flapped open, the band of his underwear visible. Wow! Be still my heart.

Your observation that Rob helped calm Kristen during a televised appearance by touching her leg with his was wonderful. It's been in my head since I read that. Lovely thought.

Thank you, too, for the music. I'm listening to it as I write. It makes my day.

Toni said...

Oh Syd-

You are really going to need to sit down and think this password thing through.

Penny Lane said...

Leigh,

Think about it. We could ban all cameras and then no one exists. And then of course insurgents would find that last camera and bury it and start an uprising. Whoa, I have too much time on my hands.

Tracy said...

Kristen smiling :) That's an great idea. I hope she is, wherever she's at.. smiling and happy.

And oh lord, I hope he never has to personally run into that something wicked that's on it's way.

Use the invisibility cloak dude.. seriously. I know you have it. And I've been thinking.. I have my suspicions that you've stolen Wonder Woman's invisible jet as well. (btw, I have some seriously logistic questions about that jet.. if it's invisible, does that mean you are too? Or if *just* the jet is invisible, can't people still see you sitting IN the plane while it's up in the air?) How else can you explain being able to fly somewhere and nobody know?!


LJ

You got some real life woo! You lucky girl! *hugs*

Hi everybody else :) Errands got put on hold, my day is so messed up and I'm feeling bleh today.

Leigh said...

My goodness, Penny!

Okay, not one of my better ideas ;) I'll just borrow Rob's invisibility cloak. I'll just wait for the something wicked to leave London to ask to borrow it.

Hi, Tracy...(((hugs))) don't be blah! We will do our best to cheer you up. And errands schmerrands. They will always be there tomorrow ;)

Bren said...

Smitty,

Too funny, I want 2b on the board when S finds out..I know it will be hilarious......RL calling now, will b back later.....

Elaine said...

T-only the jet is invisible from what I remember. So that might not work out. But the cloak, totally useful.

Elaine said...

T-forgot to ask you, why are you feeling bleh? Is all ok? I'm having one of my bitch face days at work...so people just stay clear.

Tracy said...

E - It's a lot of things.. lack of sleep because of a dumb as fuck ring tone. After talking to my mother, I'm pissed off at the dumb fuckers who claim to be doctors. And today is apparently my day to say fuck a lot.

So.. yeah.. I'm having one of those fucking days.

Penny Lane said...

Tracy,

I've worked with doctors for years. I'm pretty good with doctor-speak if you need any help. You just have to know what to ask and how to approach it.

Sorry you aren't feeling the love right now.

Elaine said...

T-just let it all out, hope you feel better as the day wears off. I know how you feel about the Dr. situation. I was with one this morning that made reconsider the whole institution. Calling herself a fucking psychiatrist, I think she should treat herself to some fucking meds.

Tracy said...

PennyLane

It's not the doctor speak I have a problem with. I've worked in the field before, so I get that part. And several of my besties are still working in a hospital, so if I run across something I don't know, I always ask them. My problem is I'm 200 miles away from the doctors I need to be screaming at right now. My parents don't know how to ask the questions, and I'm only getting the info AFTER the fact.

But thanks for the offer.

I'm trying to brighten up my mood. Watching Pirate Radio at the moment. :) Netflix has finally sent it.

30 said...

Tom and his girl are both adorable IMO. I didn't even know he had a girlfriend to be honest LOL See I don't follow every aspect/stalk Robs friends like a few do I have noticed. Speaking of stalking Rose, I wish some how it could get back to Rob or his team about Krazy K. Really I am concerned for him. I can imagine the stories she is also going to come back with, maybe her crazy ass will get arrested.



"I can't see me stalking nobody but you for all your life
When you're with me baby the skies will be blue
For all my life.

I see you, you don't see me
I'm hidden with my telephoto lense up in the tree
You're walking and you look around, suspiciously,
So happy together.

"Hey...sugar...I like your eyebrows....no no that's kinda lame.
I got it, I got it. Hey baby, it's me again....surprise! That's a good
one, I like that, surprise, haha."

I've got your cat, don't be alarmed,
As long as you come talk to me,
she won't be harmed
We'll go and get a bite to eat
I'll come unarmed
So happy together...forever and ever...so happy together.

"Get out of the tree with the cat in the air."

Penny Lane said...

Tracy,

i hope you didn't think I was being patronizing because that wasn't my intent. It is hard to be so far away from the situation.

That is so funny, I just got Pirate Radio also. I bought it because it had the deleted scenes that I hope were part of the British version. Apparently, the american version had scenes cut.

Tracy said...

PennyLane

I didn't think you were being patronizing. You couldn't have known that I've worked in the health care field before! And most people known about my dad, but they don't know all the details. It's long and complicated. And there are so many things that just make this that much harder.

I'm enjoying the movie so far.. I just saw someone's ass, and totally had to go back and play that again in slow motion. Wonder if I paused it if I could get a picture with my cell phone... Hmmm..

(just kidding.. about the picture btw.. I think..)

SIDenNANCY said...

Finally here, So sorry Elaine... been lurking for awhile. Rose, pix here are so awesome I could kiss my monitor right now...great post!
Much love!

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Barbara Fenwick said...

Rose, great post, as usual. I have to say I am feeling very uneasy about Rob, and hope he will be very careful while in London. I miss Kristen, and I love the picture of her big smile. @kstewrocks I too am out of the loop and only learn of Rob and Kris's comings and goings through this site and the Robsten facebook page. I do go to Twitter, but never see the negative stuff, and I am not sure why, but that is okay because I don't like the negative or hate posts, and would like to stay away from them. I really miss Kristen, and I miss seeing them together, but I know they will be together soon, and I know they will both be smiling that huge smile we only see when they are together. I read the fan report from Santa Barbara, and found it so sweet. How could anybody not love them, when they are so sweet together. If you can't see the love there, you are blind or just stupid and don't want to see it. How about this: even if Rob was not involved with Kris, he would never even look at any of these so called fans, so get over it. If you love Rob, you will at least like the woman he has chosen--Kristen. Love you Rose, and I am twirling with you, knowing Rob and Kris will be together again soon.

Elaine said...

S-

OMG you're finally here! I can't believe it took you so long to comment.
The ladies here are adorable and I'm sure you'll have a blast.

E.

SueBee said...

Wow, this board is getting harder and harder to keep up with!

I'm going on a walk with the hubby. When I get back, I know there will 100 posts to catch up on!

Everyone take a break for a few hours! Just for me! LOL

SueBee said...

Oh, there will most likely be a new diary entry tonight...possibly...once I get some food and get my brain to work.

Hugs to all

Honey said...

Oh Rose I'm not crazy. And maybe you shippers shouldn't had believed someone who waited two months to post a pic. LOL heres the proof that your precious Santa Barbara fan encounter never happened. http://bedheadthesane.tumblr.com/post/1162347909/lies-distortions-and-half-truths-i

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Tracy said...

He still hasn't figure it out?

Leigh said...

Smitty--Today when I picked my kids up from school, my 5 year old was in a HORRIBLE mood. We had to go to the store and she threw the bigges fit. While we were standing in the check out line she asked the person behind us "what happened to your tooth?" (now just picture Alan from the Hang Over here) I about died!!

So, anyways the point to this story...when we got in the car I asked her what her problem was...

Her answer...

"I guess I am just in a bad MOOB!! I about DIED. I just wanted to let you know that I will surely associate Syd with moobs for now own!

Tracy said...

Hi Leigh *waves*

Leigh said...

Hi Tracy *waves back*

Did Pirate Radio put you in a better mood?

Tracy said...

Leigh

Most definitely. I just downloaded the fuckawesome soundtrack from itunes.

(I'm apparently in a mood to say fuck a lot today, hope nobody is offended)

It's been on my netflix list forever, and it finally came up in the queue.

Leigh said...

Tracy

I'm glad :) I know...I got the soundtrack too. Lots of great music! I actually rented the movie first but went and bought it after I watched it because it really was a good movie.

Hope said...

@ Sue Bee...can hardly wait for your next Dear Diary...are we still on the island ??...I see the sticky one has come in from the sun...

Will the real 'Sid' please stand up!!??

LJ said...

Helloooooooooooooo I am back!

Erm yeah he was quite good looking, or that may have just been the uniform......but no I didn't give him my number or give him any further chance to woo me. I just went red and made a sharp exit. I am super shit at all this type of stuff....I've only been single a few weeks and I was with my ex boyfriend for 5 years so I'm a bit out of practice. I find myself almost saying 'sorry I'm with someone' then I remember I'm not!!!! ha ha ha

Now if the wonderful Syd were to woo me......that would be a different story :-)

Much love and hugs to you all anyway my friends....

...and Rose I ❤ you.

Tracy said...

Leigh

I mean to ask.. was there much damage to your car this morning from Ms. Fruity Pebbles?

I'm still shaking my head at that one. My kiddo was driving one day and tried to open a drink while we were on the move.. and I started yelling '10 and 2! 10 and 2! Both hands on the wheel!' She glared at me, and I just said fine.. fail your test. I don't care.

That's what I do now when she fusses at me for correcting her. Fail it. Not my problem.

olivia said...

Rose- Can't believe the scary arsed people out there and what sort of delusional activities they engage in. Definitely "something wicked this way comes"! Watch out sweet Rob.

Hooray for Pirate Radio. Watch the meaning of life out take. Hilarious.
Hugs,
Olivia (TX.)

Leigh said...

Tracy

Not much. The rear bumper is going to have to be replaced. That was one of the reasons that my daughter was in such a pissy moob! I forgot to get her favorite doll out of the SUV before I dropped it off at the body shop. And the rental I have is a little car and she doesn't like being that low to the ground. She says she can't see anything. How does she think I feel? I feel like I'm in a go cart!!

Tracy said...

LJ! *hugs*

The uniform doesn't hurt. That's for sure.

Elaine said...

T-feeling better babe? I'm on my way home. Chat u up when I get there.
E.

beacullen said...

Rose, in a way I'm glad to read that the hyena's are wasting time looking for proof that Rob and Kristen were not together that weekend. It gives them little time to go to your site and spew their rancid shit lol.

I read an article by someone who worked at the hotel they stayed at that weekend. The person worked in the spa and said they basically stayed in their bungalow and spent time together.

Whatever, we all know it's true, and the haters will never change their way of thinking. Just glad to hear their wasting all their precious time. LMAO. Thanks Rose, for always being the voice of reason.

Tracy said...

Leigh

I hate having to ride in such a small car after being in my SUV. I had a friend in high school, he drove around one of those REALLY low sitting sports cars. I felt like my ass was practically sitting on the ground.


E - I'm meh.. okay. Not great, but okay.


Olivia - I loved the deleted scenes :) I liked the exercise regime.. TWO whole press ups!

Leigh said...

Tracy

Does that work??

'That's what I do now when she fusses at me for correcting her. Fail it. Not my problem.'

Because if so...I may have to use it ;)

Tracy said...

Leigh

It shuts her up pretty quick. If she fails her driving test, no license. No license equals no car. No car means her ass is stuck at home. That doesn't change my daily routine, so it's her problem to fix if she wants to pass. :)

Aeden27 said...

Lovely Rose,

Thanks for putting a smile on my face....Love the post..
my favorite part.."Bwaaahhhh" LOL
I cant wait for Rob and Kristen to be together again..

To to think, they'll be spending so much time filming BD...cant wait to see the beautiful smile on their faces-the look of love..

Have a wonderday day..

Melinda said...

I guess I need to get my flying monkeys out! They are getting restless anyway. Going to send them to the sea serpent's temp residence.

I bet SueBee's diary will be a great one since she has some more material to work with.

Gotta make a grocery run so I'll be back later.

I am rather surprised a certain Brit hasn't made an appearance yet. Although the American is doing quite a number on him!

Kami said...

Honey...seems to me that only people like you care at all about Santa Barbara and who was with who that weekend...everyone else pretty much feels that Rob and Kristen are entitled to their privacy. You must have such a sad life, spending all your time trying to prove that a relationship between two people you've never met, doesn't exist..if you weren't such a psycho I could almost feel sorry for you.

SueBee can't wait for the next diary entry!

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Leigh said...

Ummm, Oookay....weird.

HINDIA said...

Ah ... one last thing ........ delete comments uncomfortable ..... well girls really pathetic !!!!!!!!

LJ said...

Ha ha Leigh,
'Ummm, Oookay....weird'

Too funny, I just nearly spat my drink out all over the laptop!

HINDIA said...

"Please be careful in London.
Maybe now would even be a good time to get out of there..."

if HE could choose would live always and only in UK not in US!!!!!!!!

MSUT BE VERY CLEAR TO ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE will also decide to live in UK with his girlfriend!!!
.........and this is what is going to happen after sometimes...........

Don't be so fanatical........LET IT BE!!!!!!!!Anyway he always decide!!!!!!
She will always and only his shoadow!!!!!!

Leigh said...

Does Honey have a Sister!?! Oh, No!! There's TWO of them *gasp*

HINDIA said...

ahahhhhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

this is the only thing that you can say!!

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

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Leigh said...

Ummm, I'm not sure what you are trying to say...anybody else have any ideas??

Tracy said...

0_o

Are we expected to say more than 'ooooooookay'... ?

Because I'm coming up empty here.. I got nothing.

Leigh said...

We seem to have another crazy Smitty! Woo Hoo!! Yay for us!

LJ said...

Ha ha ok, I think I may of had too much wine when I went out tonight.....because I seriously can't stop laughing!

Leigh said...

Oh no, LJ...it's really rather funny! Random static ;)

HINDIA said...

say what you want there is another baby...ohoh ohoh
oh what you want there is another baby ehehe!!

great song was at that time still on.........


very close of him.........very very close youstill don't know who i am!!!!!!!!!!

cheers

manjen said...

WTF????

LJ said...

Ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa WTF????

Someone seriously has to be doing this as a joke.....Smitty is that youuuuuu??? :-D

Tracy said...

Well, that was just random as fuck.. Did anybody else actually understand what that was about?

I mean, it's not like we're trying to force him to come over here and get USA ROCKS! tattooed on his ass. It's a pretty simple equation.. avoid the crazy. If the crazy is here, go there. If the crazy is there, come here.

Leigh said...

LJ

Bwahahaha!! 'Smitty is that youuuu?'

I'm dying! Crazy!!

SueBee said...

Hyena Chronicles- Survivor Edition

Day-eh-who cares?


Dear Diary,

Composing this in my head once again but only because I didn't have a chance to grab the coconut milk on my way out of here!

Hate to say it but this time I'm actually glad Rob can't keep his hands off of Kristen. I was buried up to my chin in sand before he got distracted by her again.

He leaned in for a little kiss and she hopped on him for a super make out session.

I was starting to think that she actually found him attractive until I realized what she was doing. She was luring him away so I could escape!

That tricksy Kristen!

So, while they were playing tonsil hockey, I grabbed the Bella arm/walnut combo with my teeth and started digging my way out!! I'm telling you, I can't remember the last time my jaws were this sore from having nuts in my mouth!

(Why are you giggling voices? Shut up!)

Anyway, when they are going at it like that, they don't hear anything. I swear it took me a half hour until I could even get my arms free and they still hadn't even come up for air.

That Kristen--talk about taking one for the team!

So hear I am, floating on my makeshift sailboat. It looks pretty cool if you ask me. I stole his "dick" shirt and now I'm using it as a sail. My newly rescued Bella doll is tied to the front of this piece of driftwood so she can lead the way.

Can't wait to get home and spread the word that the shippers are stupid if they think Rob and Kristen are actually together.

That reminds me, I need to write my cousin Hindia and see how things are going at her treatment center. Those shock treatments can be a bitch.

I do have to say, my skin feels so smooth! Who knew sand could be so exfoliating? What an awesome getaway with Kristen.

Gotta go for now, I need to figure out a way to get this boat out of the shallows and the damned voices refuse to row!

manjen said...

SueBee

Very Good!!! Funny!

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katy said...

OK, do we have another psychopath in here?

Tracy said...

Suebee - once again.. ❥


Smitty (pretend Syd today)

Well fucking said my friend.. well fucking said.

Vangie said...

firstly,i did not know her name was maddie,i know tom girl friend name is nettie,and i read a long time ago, nettie found kristen is not good enough for rob, now ladies remember nettie is english, her thinking is different, nettie opinion sh finds rob is like a brother, now i will not write no more but also female we all are so difference, but i see rob family likes kristen

manjen said...

Syd/Not Syd

Thank you for the interpretation...I had no clue what the fuck she was talking about!!

Katy

I think you are right!!

Oh and **Waves and Hugs**
HELLO EVERYBODY!!

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Vangie said...

and nettie wrote it on her face book,that she did not like kristen for rob, tom do not see to mine and kristen still stayed with rob

Penny Lane said...

Smitty,

Thanks so much for the interpretation. You're getting really good at dealing with the crazy.

Really, WTF.

Leigh,
I hate to admit this but my son used to eat dry cereal out of the box as he drove to work or school

Kami said...

I'm so lost could someone please explain what in the hell Hinda was saying? Cause it makes no sense to me.

Penny Lane said...

OK, now there are some more random WTF's

What's going on tonight?

LJ said...

SueBee love love loved it!

Seriously people I can't stop reading those posts and crying with laughter.....definitely too much Pinot Grigio for me tonight.

I feel like I'm stoned......I can't stop laughing!.....and then I feel cruel because I'm sure it was posted in all seriousness.

***trying to compose myself***

Hi Manjen!

Smitty I ❤ you! I know it wasn't you my friend, I just couldn't believe someone was seriously posting that rubbish!

Leigh said...

Kami...read Smitty's interpretation. She did a really good job with it!

SueBee, love it, as always!!

Hi manjen...how was your day?

Penny, it wouldn't have been so bad if she wasn't eating cereal in a bowl WITH milk!! When I say she was wearing it...I do mean that literally!

Kami said...

Oh wait nevermind just read Smitty's interpretation of what Hindia said..and I agree she's got to be related to Honey at the very least the know each other from the same psych ward.

Great entry SueBee

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manjen said...

Leigh
My day was awesome, due to the fact that I did absolutely NOTHING!!

LJ
I see you were woo'd by a man in uniform!!

Elaine said...

Who the fuck is this Hindia person and what the fuck is she saying?

Smitty--(hacker extraordinaire) You just fucking told a bitch off!!!

E.

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manjen said...

Syd/Not Syd

You could be right...maybe Hindia is one of the voices "sources" in Honey's freakin crazy ass head....that would make perfect sense, due to the fact that Honey has been caught posting then logging in under a different moniker and answering her own post!!

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Tracy said...

Applause, applause, applause


I think SueBee's diaries are about to take a most interesting turn as our Honey isn't the only crazy bitch adrift in the sea of insanity.

Penny Lane said...

Smitty,

I'm thinking maybe with V English isn't her first language. Just guessing. I think she's been here before tho.

LJ said...

Smitty I think she is talking about the Ace of Base song (shit song if there ever was one). That goes

'All that she wants is another baby ...ohoh ohoh'
Shes gone tomorrow boy
'All that she wants is another baby ...ehehe!!'

A fine contender for the worst song ever.

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Leigh said...

Seriously, they have their own tribe!!

Tracy said...

And I'm kinda waiting to see what happens when Syd realizes he, yet again, picked an easily hacked password.

OH!

You guys remember the obnoxious ring tone, right? Well... turns out hubster is considering changing it. And before you go all "aww.. sweet" on me.. it's not for me. He's thinking about changing it because it freaks the fuck out of the dog every time it rings!!

Penny Lane said...

Smitty,

You are on a roll tonight. Must have been a long day for you.

SueBee said...

The sad thing is, thanks to what are probably numerous voices in her head, Hindia thinks she is making sense.

I tell you it just weirds me out to hear them (Honey, Hindia, etc.) laugh maniacally as if they just had their psychoses validated.

They sure told us, huh?

What they actually told us is still up for debate! LOL!!!!!

Kami said...

Maybe Hindia thinks that she is having Rob's baby just because she is in the same country as him..or maybe she's a nutcase who got a hold of someone's computer and is typing delusions....or maybe Honey has trained her dog to type on the computer...all I know is that was one crazy, messed up entry.

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Rose said...

I wish I could hang around... But I won't be able to get back here until later...
And what's with the scary people? WTF?

And for the record... I haven't deleted anyones comments... Yet.
But don't fucking push me :)

Hi my sweet smitty... Syd still doesn't know huh?

I have a feeling things might get interesting tonight...

Leigh said...

Smitty

Does Syd have an inner Smitty? Do tell :)

Elaine said...

LJ-I think you might be right with the song. That bitch probably still stuck in that time. Godfuckingdamn what a bunch of crap!

T said...

SueBee
That was great. my favorite part

"That reminds me, I need to write my cousin Hindia and see how things are going at her treatment center. Those shock treatments can be a bitch."

I laughed out loud.

Kami said...

I would never make fun of someone who is learning a second language either, however I don't think that Jibberish qualifies..except in Honey's imaginary land

Penny Lane said...

Ok, I don't think Hindia is foreign born, I think she's just demented. Today is her first appearance so I wonder what that means.

The other one I think is foreign and young. Just my take on it.

LJ said...

Hahahahahahahaha omg
'panda telephone'!!!

Just when I thought I had control of myself you've started me off again!

God I'm so tired it's 1am here, but I can't go to bed its just to much damn fun!

Elaine said...

And I am sorry for the vocab tonight, have had a crappy ass of a day today. Starting with some self righteous motherfucker who was trying to give me a lesson in life this morning (according to her at least)

Tracy said...

It's not her first time posting, she posted last night too.. but it was really late. And it was just as incoherent.

I'm going with the demented.. because even if she spoke perfect English, what she's saying is just crazy. Doesn't matter what her native language is, she's still spewing stupid.

katy said...

Penny Lane

It's not a first comment, I remembered seeing her name yesterday...went to see...and there she was...what can I tell you she's a Delusional and Crazy.

Vangie said...

rob loves kristen and kristen loves rob and we ladies love them both

30 said...

OMG I am LMFAO at HINDIA or what the fuck ever her name is comment. Sounds like Krazy K's best Bud or Honeys sister?

YUP, that's the education of a hyena. They cant spell,or make fucken sense oh and they write like there on crack or something.

Tracy said...

Score! My Cousin Vinny is on!

Two yoots...

hehehehe

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manjen said...

Why do we COOK BACon and BAKE COOKies???

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Tracy said...

Manjen -

Good question.. here's another to ponder...

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Anyone else have random questions to ponder?

manjen said...

Tracy,

Things to make you go..HMMMMMM??

I have another that is bothering me...
Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway??

SueBee said...

By the way, I noticed that a few of you were wondering where Louisa went.

Rose mentioned earlier that Louisa let her know she wouldn't be coming to the blog board anymore. Apparently the "Rizzo" ribbing was interpreted as a personal attack??

At any rate, she has defriended us on Face Book and I haven't been given a reason why.

I didn't even know we had been dumped until a few other posters asked if I had been dropped too.

So, in a nutshell, we've been dumped.

Tracy said...

I see yours and smitty's parkways and offer you this...

Why is it that when you transport something by car it's called a shipment, but when you transport it by ship, it's called cargo?

olivia said...

@SueBee.

OMG, I am still on the floor laughing...

"I can't remember the last time my jaws were this sore from having nuts in my mouth!"

Sorry, it is too much!

@Manjen,
I also believe that Hindia must be one of the "voices" and V must speak in tongues unkown to us.
Quite bizarro!
Out, out damn voices!
May calm reign in Roseland tonight!

Olivia (TX.)

SueBee said...

Okay, if nothing sticks to Teflon, how does Teflon stick to the pan?

manjen said...

Sorry Smitty...didn't see that you said that until after I posted...but I do have to ask this:

Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase??

manjen said...

If in a plane crash the black box is never destoyed...why don't they just make the whole plane out of the same stuff the black box is made out of?????

Tracy said...

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

Elaine said...

Smitty/Faux Syd

She'll be with me on thursday. Hopefully for a few weeks. I saw her this morning, she's looking a little better, still shaken and a little bruised but better. I brought some of her stuff over today. I have to go shopping for some things for her. I fucking cried like a baby when I was picking up her things.
Every little present she has gotten from me or from some of the other ladies she has kept with such care.
She is just a kid, with posters and little reminders of her favorite things. She is so much more than what people believe. That's why I got so fucking angry at that asshole that calls herself a psychiatrist. She just made me see fucking red.


Everything alright with you now? I swear days like this make no fucking sense to me.

E.

manjen said...

Why is the Lone Ranger called 'Lone' if he always has his Indian friend Tonto with him?

katy said...

Suebee

You are amazing, I have tears in my eyes from laughing so much...Again BRAVO

Take care

SueBee said...

Why if you send something by ship it's cargo, and you send it by car it's a shipment?

manjen said...

Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.

Tracy said...

Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?

SueBee said...

How fast do you have to be to nail Jello to a tree?

manjen said...

Do siamese twins pay for one ticket or two tickets when they go to movies and concerts?

Tracy said...

OH MY GOSH.. I love FMC right now for not bleeping out the word fuck in this movie.


Who is General Failure, and why is he reading my hard disk?

olivia said...

Why do they call it common sense if it is so rare?

Bonus* Answer to park/driveway drive/parkway
question:

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Why_do_we_park_
in_the_driveway_and_drive_on_the_parkway

: ) Olivia (TX.)

Tracy said...

I ❤ You Elaine

You are an amaaaaaaazing lady.

ت

Tracy said...

Here's one I've *always* wanted to know, but nobody's ever answered...


If a turtle loses his shell, is he homeless? Or naked?

manjen said...

Why Does Pluto Live in a dog house, eat dog food, etc. but Goofy, who is also a dog, lives in a condo and drives a car?


Thank you Olivia :-)

Elaine said...

T-Love you too!!! Thanks for making me smile :)

olivia said...

The poor turtle is shell-shucked and embarr-assed.

: ) Olivia (TX.)

Tracy said...

Olivia -
bwahahahahahaha.. I guess it makes him both then, doesn't it?!


Here's another one...

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

LJ said...

I ❤ you too Elaine :-)

Right I may have to go to bed....it's 2am and because of the wine I seriously can't keep my eyes open.

I need to become nocturnal....or move to America....because these timezones seriously do my head in!

*Hugs* to you all

manjen said...

Goodnight LJ **Hugs**

SueBee said...

So----Minnie Mouse and Mickey Mouse were in divorce court.

The judge says to Micky "I just don't understand it. I see nothing here to prove your claim that Minnie is insane."

Micky says to the judge "I didn't say she was insane, I said she was fucking Goofy!"



(Sorry-a little left of center but the Pluto thing reminded me of this joke!)

Leigh said...

Night LJ ❤

manjen said...

If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?

manjen said...

SueBee

LOL!!

Tracy said...

SueBee!!!

Are we moving into the dirty jokes phase of the evening?

hehehehe

olivia said...

True confession,
I had one of the first Barbies.
After I got married and moved, she got tossed out in the trash when my folks cleaned out their basement, retired and moved to Florida.
Another true confession,
went with several adult friends this summer to see Toy Story III, and cried at the end!

Poor Goofy, he was always the fall guy!

: (
Olivia (TX.)

SueBee said...

I just couldn't help myself!

Boogie with Stew said...

Hello all very interesting great post as always Rosie love the batman T shirt on the man...Full Moon out tonite ladies & gents..I'm shaking my head, wicked ways yikes...parents and doctors, fender benders and peanut size cars, Sue Bee another diary entry kudos, twitter & either another nutbag with exclaimation twitch finger or a jokester, Men with accents in uniforms yummy, hyena's need a flush like a kidney stone..Tom has great cheek bones..still trying to figure out moobs? is it? Like the invisible cloak..wine is good, beer is better for kidney stones which by beer worked!and fuck psychiatrist.I can tell ya thing or 2 about them and their bullshit..OMG we've been dumped that is so sad I think she just doesn't get our American humor.Okay gotta twirl my happy ass off her been sharing the computer with my sister and son such is life..love & knowing Rob and Kristen are together twiggling..stephanie ♥♥

Tracy said...

It's not too bad... I know worse, but I thought I'd start out slow. ;)

The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage.

He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on."

The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers."

He replies, "And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!"

The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!"

He replies,"I can't get into your knickers!"

"And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude."

Penny Lane said...

Where are you guys getting this stuff? Please tell me you aren't just making it up because then you would be way to intelligent and creative and I can't compete with that.

DreamerKind said...

It must be Team Tuesday at Roseland!

Such loyalty, humor, strength from you all, while diffusing attacks is really awesome.

And the jokes are divinely funny.

I'll be laughing along with you.

Penny Lane said...

Olivia,

How sad is this.. I still have one of the early barbie's and a Ken.

manjen said...

Tracy

LOL!

Elaine said...

SueBee-loved the mickey joke...hahah...minnie was a little skank.

T-You just killed me with that one.

Olivia-You're not the only one that cried with TS3 :)

Gosh, I'm so lame, I don't have any jokes.

Tracy said...

Olivia

Sad about the original Barbie!

Did you know that Barbie used to have a friend named Tracy? I actually owned a "Tracy" doll....

Penny Lane said...

Tracy,

I didn't know about a Tracy doll. Wasn't there a Midge?

manjen said...

Penny Lane

Yes there was a Midge.

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olivia said...

OMG Leigh, you dazzled him!
Way to go girl!
Olivia (TX.)

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DreamerKind said...

Stephanie

Your recap is marvelous, thanks.

PennyLane

I know what you mean about there being great jokesters here.

But, I can't help giving away the entire joke, punchline first, every time, so I'm no fun at this.

Who needs some song lyrics, lol?

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Penny Lane said...

Leigh,

OMG is that true or a joke?

olivia said...

@Elaine,
First, you are awesome. What a caring, sensitive person you are watching out for the young one that you have worked with. A very sad story from the little bit that you have shared with us.
Second,
a giftie for just you. No one else is allowed to look.
Elaine, pick out your favorites and wow us!
Hugs,
Olivia (TX.)

Leigh said...

Totally a joke!! I would have DIED if that had happened in real life!

Tracy said...

Allright.. here's another..

I'm still behaving... for now...


A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"

olivia said...

@Elaine,
Oops, this was supposed to be included so you could pick your favorites to share.

http://www.keepersoflists.org
/index.php?lid=1040

Olivia (TX.)

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olivia said...

Honestly, G. is my middle initial.
Not honestly, it stands for gullible.
Olivia (TX.)

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