Rob and Kristen- Anticipation

This has been a busy weekend for me...

Easter is big for the Italian side of my family.

Let's just say...

Ham isn't the only thing on the menu

and I smell like garlic.

But 

HAPPY EASTER

to everyone who celebrates!

I hope you all enjoy your day with people you love

regardless of the day.

London is beautiful at night... isn't it? Kinda romantic.

Couple of quick thoughts.

Like really quick.

1. I got a few emails yelling at me about 

me saying that Kristen would go with Rob to Europe.

You know what I mean... right?

ALL CAPS!!

Here is an excerpt from a particularly persistent writer...

STOP LYING ROSEE SHE IS NOT GOING,100% SURE.

Yeah. I'm the liar...

YET

She is 100% sure.

Gotcha.

2. Here's the thing...

My OPINION is that Kristen will go to London.

It's what I think will happen.

Look at it like this...

You know how it is when 'little birdies' tell you things?

Well lets pretend you see not just one birdie...

But 2... 3.. even 4 birdies.

And they are all singing the same song.

(Sounds like The Clash)

Get my drift?

I love the emails that YELL AT ME

and I love when friends send me comments from AT

where people are dissecting my words.

Nothing to dissect.

I think Kristen will go to London with Robert.

Sure... I've been wrong in the past

(There's no guarantees in anyone's life... let alone Kristen and Rob)

But I've been right about a few things too...

The most important thing I have been right about?

That Robert and Kristen are together.

Living together.

Sharing a life together.

Getting puppies and houses together.

(And honestly, of course they have had houses in the past...

You don't REALLY think Rob lives in hotels all this time...

Do you? Heh!)

And to complete the Black/White collection...

Just because.

This post is brought to you by WATER FOR ELEPHANTS!

I've read where it has done better than expected at the Box Office!

I'm so happy for Robert.

I'm so happy for everyone involved.

OK, mostly Robert.

Go see it.

And if you have seen it...

Go again.

And quite possibly again.

Don't you just feel like something completely awesome

and absolutely incredible is going to happen?

I do.

Can't really explain it...

But it's like there are so many great things coming our way.

I can't wait.

;)

Bye for now.

♥♥♥

Water For Elephants!

WATER FOR ELEPHANTS

is in theaters NOW.

Please go see it.

Support Robert.

Unfortunately, I won't be able to see it

until Monday because I'm rather busy

this Easter weekend...

But I expect ALL of you to see it at least

Twice in that time!

:)

I love and adore Robert Pattinson

And I want this movie to rock the box office!

Quick Final Thoughts.

1. GO SEE WATER FOR ELEPHANTS!

2. Is Kristen going on a road trip?

Or would that be plane trip?

Berlin?

Paris?

Yes.

London is calling.

Can't you hear it?

It's not just calling...

It's SCREAMING!

So very loud.

;)

3. GO SEE WATER FOR ELEPHANTS!!

4.  How many times do you think Kristen

will have seen WFE by the end of this promo?

4?

8?

Maybe more by the time its all said and done.

5. GO SEE WATER FOR ELEPHANTS!!!

6. Where do you think Rob and Kristen are...

at this very moment?

I can guarantee you one thing...

They are TOGETHER.

As always.

This post is brought to you by the letter *P*

P for PLEASE GO SEE WATER FOR ELEPHANTS!!!!

P for leaving on a jet plane.

Don't know when they'll be back again...

P for  Pretty

and Pretty...

Just because.

THIS is what you get to look at when you go see

WATER FOR ELEPHANTS!!

GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Robert Pattinson- Walking For Elephants

Did you see Rob on Ellen and Kimmel?

Was he all kinds of adorable?

I could watch him talk... forever.

And ever.

And ever.

Amen.

Anyway.

I've got a kinda busy day...

and not a lot of time to 

laugh at all the silliness that is out there.

And at this stage of the game

(and it really seems like a game, doesn't it?)

I'm starting to feel a bit guilty in having so much

entertainment at their delusional expense.

Yeah. I know.

But you know what?

I'm not a mean person at heart.

And although I do enjoy a good poke and a jab...

Even that gets tedious.

I love a good debate 

But obviously this game is over.

You lose.

I'm calling it.

Slaughter Rule.

Sorry.

Everyone has gone home.

You are still out there trying to hit that home-run.

The bleachers are empty.

The lights have been turned off.

It's just you...

Wildly swinging that bat...

at nothing but air.

Go home.

With acceptance... comes peace.

*************************************************************************

And with that...

I will now just post some of my favorite pics

from this whole WFE experience.

WALKING FOR ELEPHANTS

;)

Yes.

I'm still twirling.

" I'm still twirling better than I ever did

Looking like a true survivor

Feeling like a little kid."

Life is good... isn't it?

So this post is brought to you by WALKING

No one does it better than Robert.

Maybe I'm biased...

I don't care.

Truth is truth.

And this post is brought to you by...

Just because.

And I love Bart.

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- All Together Now

This was the beginning...

I'm not really in much of a mood to write today.

I guess I'm just exhausted from all the giggling

and finger pointing

and generally being a 'told you so' kinda bitch.

Can't help it.

It's not like I didn't know this all along.

Because to me it's been obvious for quite some time.

And the pics from the other night are

just more icing on an already delicious cake.

A huge multi-layered sweet beautiful cake.

Rob can't seem to keep his lips to himself...

And Kristen always seems to have that same knowing smile...

1... 2... 3... 4

Can I have a little more?

5... 6... 7, 8, 9 10

I LOVE YOU!

So anyway.

Kristen left Vancouver this morning...

No doubt heading back to L.A.

Where Robert happens to be.

Maybe a couple of days before they head off

somewhere to do the reshoots?

First it was Florida...

Now possibly the Virgin Islands?

I guess we shall see.

Then Robert...

Sweet Sweet Robert

Starts his whirlwind premiere schedule

 Aprl 27 - WFE Premiere in Berlin
April 28 - WFE Premiere in Paris
    May 1 - WFE Premiere in Barcelona
     May 3 - WFE UK Premiere in London
May 6 - WFE Premiere in Sydney

Where will Kristen be?

Oh I'm sure "Summit" will force her to go with Rob

to London...

They have SUCH power over FOX movie premieres.

(Even in Europe apparently)

Honestly.

One minute the Foam is spewing about how the NYC premiere

was all staged and planned down to the second.

How everyone was in on 'it'

Keyword? EVERYONE.

Heh.

But now?

Oh no.

Now it seems that people 'in the know'

are saying how pissed off FOX was at these shenanigans.

(Don't you just love the word shenanigans? Hahahaha)

So... Now Fox didn't plan this wondrous publicity stunt?

I guess EVERYONE wasn't in on it?

Or... Wait.

It wasn't all staged and planned?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Flailing Foam is Flailing.

Keep chasing that tail...

Round and Round you go...

Where will you stop?

Well...

You never will.

Keep pushing that PR train up that hill...

It's getting harder and harder to do now... isn't it?

That hill is so steep...

And the train...

Oh that train is sooo heavy.

Nearly impossible to budge...

"I think I can... I think I can..."

Rob actually looks comfy with Ellen...

Don't forget!

Rob is on Ellen and Kimmel today.

Catch him while you can!!

Final Thought.

Just Because.

Tom was seen coming out of the same restaurant

as Miss Sienna Miller.
Again.

Things that make you go...
HMMMMMMMM

But he looks adorable just the same.

Still haven't seen any pics of him in NYC.

But.

I will take what I can get.

This post is brought to you by the letter *B*

B for Bart.

I love my Bart.

B for Beards

I love beards.

I love scruffy Robert.

I love scruffy Tom.

B for BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Keep it up.

No... really.

Please.

Keep going.

Keep whining "I DON'T CARE"

Keep trying to convince yourself

that the EXIT STRATEGY is still in place.

Keep pretending that this isn't fucking

making you even more bitter and angry.

Go on.

You can do it.

*Gets the popcorn and soda*

B for 

BYE FOR NOW

♥♥♥