Rob and Kristen- Working My Way Back to You

Sexy Stroll.

One more silly award show down.

How many more of these lame teen things 

will Robert be subjected to?

I didn't get a chance to just sit and watch the show...

I was having dinner with family

and its a bit hard to justify watching that nerve wrenching  show

With my siblings and Nana Rose.

They don't get it.

Hell... I don't fucking get it.

How do I even try and explain that I want to 

see Robert Pattinson win "Best Vampire"??

(Really?)

OK... it was for blood cancer

which is a great cause.

And Robert...

Is it just me... or does his hair look perfectly fine?

Let's zero in on the perfectly.

Sexy Smirk.

I mean...

I find myself LIKING his hair??

I wasn't so keen on it a couple of weeks ago

But now it has grown on me

Pun intended.

It's reminiscent of WFE hair.

And that was GOOD hair.

Sexy hair.

Nice hair.

Who am I really kidding here...

Rob could shave his hair clean off

and I would think it was good.

I'm follicular-ly  intoxicated

(No it's not a fucking word.)

And let's get down to some good stuff shall we?

Sexy Surfboard.

Rob really wasn't in the audience during most of the show.

The show was half over before he was even spotted backstage.

And while some of the cast were given presenting duties

(Taylor, Kellen, Ashley and Nikki)

Rob was ushered into the audience right before he won an award.

The better to not have to deal with stuff...

You know?

Sexy Scared.

And looks like Nikki won the the coveted seat next to Rob!

I guess it's only fair...

Ashley had the seat last year.

And doesn't Rob looked positively thrilled?

Rob... why are you covering parts of you anatomy?

Bwahahahahaha.

I don't care where you plant Nikki

It doesn't change the fact that Rob wants NOTHING

to do with her.

Sometimes you just have to sit there and suck it up for the camera

But I'm guessing he wasn't sitting next to her 

for more than 5 minutes.

It wasn't like this... for example...

Sexy Secrets.

Oh no.

Nothing like that at all...

Or this...

Sexy Smiles.

I doubt we saw Rob look like that ALL night long.

Oh sure he smiles and is pleasantly polite

But the BIG happy smiles

only come out when he is with Kristen.

And as for Nikki?

Well her true colors were shown

when the cameras went to her as Rob won an award...

Scorned Stare.

Oh dear.

Reminds me of the hoopla surrounding

Emma Watson's response when 

Kristen won an MTV award.

Except.

Nikki looks like this a lot when she's around Rob.

Heh.

And I promise to stop with the Nikki stuff for now.

(No NONikki forum... I swear)

But damn...

She just made it all so easy.

The 'I give a shit' thing

(Don't hate me because I'm famous!)

And all the chatter around the TCA's.

But now she will just fade back into her

famous oblivion

And she can plan her wedding

(Do you think she asked Kristen to be a bridesmaid? ;)

and live happily ever after!

Sexy Schoolmates.

Isn't this picture delicious?
I love it.

I'm a big fan of all things Harry Potter

and I adore Tom Felton and Rupert Grint...

But it needs to be said

Robert was the best looking boy at Hogwarts

and he still is.

Sexy Soulmate.

And now the countdown begins...

When will Robert go to London?

Is he already on his way?

Does he still have obligations in L.A.?

Will he finally grow a beard?

Will Bear love London?

Will Rob get as bushy as Tom?

Will we even see Rob get into London?

Just get there, Robert.

This post is brought to you by wishes coming true...

Sexy Strides.

Sexy Squared

And just for Syd...

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen-- Under Calico Skies

It was written that I would love you

So the other day I posted about good things

about Twilight... This fandom.

So today

I guess turnabout is fair-play?

Nah.

There's no need to keep kicking that dead horse...

Which btw...

Is very dead.

Sorry.

From the moment I opened my eyes

But I do have some random thoughts...

And they may or may not kick dirt on that horse...

But hey...

Just my thoughts.

;)

And the morning when I first saw you
Gave me life under calico skies.

Random One:

Can anyone tell me how Harry Potter's

(which I loved before Twilight)

Latest movie doing well at the box office

has any impact whatsoever on Twilight?

Um.

WOOHOO!

I'm glad that Deathly Hallows 2 did so well!

Yet there were so many people who were all about

"Eat shit, Twilight!"

And oddly enough...

It's always the people who don't like Kristen...

Who do this the most....

Like

Harry Potter doing well will somehow negate

the fact that Rob and Kristen are together?

 Really?

Nice Robert Fans.

Hoping BD1 and 2 fail at the box office.

And then when stuff was released to promote BD...

It was to offset Harry Potter?

Good Grief.

They should realize that there are a bunch of movies 

being promoted on a daily basis...

And they aren't all Summit movies.

Or are they?

(Cue sinister music)

I will hold you for as long as you like
I'll hold you for the rest of my life

Random Two:

I love when Bill Condon gushed over Kristen.

LOVED IT.

Another in a long line of directors who had only 

wonderful things to say about her.

They all seem to completely adore her.

And her talent.

It's good to see positive things about her

from people that actually KNOW her.

Always looking for ways to love you

Random Three:

Kinda annoyed with the 'superior fan' bullshit.

You know...

Their way of being a fan is the right way

YOUR way sucks.

Sometimes I get hate from people

who think I provoke hate.

(The irony is delicious)

Well.

I do point out the lunacy of some of the fandom...

Because it does exist.

And talking about it isn't promoting it.

It's exposing it.

Maybe even giggling a bit at it...

And watching the walls come crumbling down.

You don't have to watch.

If you can even see from your high horse

that is standing on that soapbox.

Never failing to fight at your side

Random Four:

Can someone tell me what a "Stan" is?

WTF?

All these lame names out there.

Starting with Robsten.

Sorry.

Hate it.

I'm still not sure what a Krisbian is supposed to be...

And isn't 'shipper' kinda obsolete?

You can't ship two people who are together.

Nonst*n

Nonnie

Ninnie.

Sheep and Hyenas.

And I think I saw "Sten" somewhere too...

Although I guess I get that one.

Maybe.

While the angels of love protect us
From the innermost secrets we hide

Random Five:

We just got through another Comic Con.

I will admit that I usually cringe at the thought.

Yes...

We always get fantastic pictures of Rob and Kristen

being all...

Rob and Kristen.

But good lord...

Having to deal with the screaming.

I will never understand it.

Never.

It just runs up and down my spine...

and kicks me in the teeth.

If you watch the panel with the fans...

the silly screaming over nothing.

Now, I will admit that its not as bad as the first year

When Rob just made a face and they screamed.

They showed the Summit logo and they screamed.

Rob blinked.

They screamed.

But I never understood how they could scream over

Robert answering a question.

He's talking.

Rob is TALKING.

And he puts such thought... into his answers.

And then you scream over it.

What. The. Fuck?

And I wish it were just the teenagers and kids who did

the majority of the screaming.

But we all know its not.

No.

We all know it's not.

*Shiver*

I'll hold you for as long as you like

I'll hold you for the rest of my life

Random Six:

And as we all know in life, 

it's useless to obsess about things over which we have no control. 

 

Smile.

Laugh.

Rob and Kristen are together.

They have been.

They still are.

They will be.

Smile.

Laugh.

I'll love you for the rest of my...
For the rest of my life

Random Seven:

Is Kristen on her way to London?

How long will it be before Rob joins her?

Rob was put on the list for the Teen Choice Awards.

Great.

More screaming.

More bored Rob.

More Rob staring off in the distance

when the camera catches him unaware.

Thank God Ashley, Kellen and Taylor will be there

to buffer Rob and Nikki...

If there is one thing that is undeniable?

It's the wall of solid ice that Rob has put up

between him and Nikki.

It's just so odd to see the naturally warm and open

and smiling Robert...

Immediately freeze up and get a serious look on his face

whenever Nikki is near by.

And no... I'm obviously not a fan of Nikki's.

(And I really don't mention her too much)

I see her as a major stage 5 clinger.

Who seems to like to bad mouth Rob...

And if Robert doesn't like someone that intensely

I'm thinking there are good reasons.

Let's just say...

Robert is extremely protective over Kristen.

And leave it at that.

Green Sheep.

Forever.

“You are responsible, forever, for what you have tamed.

You are responsible for your Rose."

 

 

This post is brought to you by Calico Skies.

Thank You Paul McCartney.

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen-- Sooner or Later

Oh good fucking grief.

Oh how I weep for this fandom sometimes.

Let's see....

1. Rob was at a wrap party for Cosmopolis last night.

And its like the floodgates of stupidity opened up!

First.

ROB IS SMOKING!!!!

Yeah. OK.

Hasn't he always smoked?

I know some people would like to think this is 

some sort of harbinger of doom on 

Rob and Kristen's relationship.

See...

It was speculated that both Rob and Kristen

had tried to stop smoking (or at least slow down)

because neither of them were spotted with 

cigarettes in hand lately...

and if you follow Rob and Kristen

They always seem to have cigarettes in hand.

Yeah, sure...

The lunatic fringe wanted it to be about

Kristen being pregnant or some such nonsense...

But COME ON

she's prepping for a physical part in a movie

Surely a pregnancy makes NO sense?

Not that sense ever stopped anyone before.

JFC

So now that Rob was seen with a cigarette...

and Kristen

(oh this is good shit)

was spotted with a lighter poking out of her jean pocket

(by people who don't really LOOK THAT CLOSELY.. heh)

Well...

Surely this is some sign of the apocalypse... right?

And oh...

Let's not forget that Caitlyn Croneberg 

was seen in Robert's vicinity.

OH MY GOD!

He smiled at her!!!

The guy just wrapped on a movie...

And he can't even fucking go out and enjoy a party

with the cast and crew

without the same lame fucking bullshit drama.

And...

It seems there was some deranged asshat

who was tweeting Caitlyn a lot of vicious disgusting shit...

Just for standing next to Rob and smiling.

Seriously.

Hopefully the account has been taken care of...

and the person institutionalized

but one thing...

The person who tweeted that sickening bullshit

is NO fan of Robert's.

No way.

No how.

(But nice try.)

See Kris.

See Kris Run.

Run Kris Run.

See Kris

See Kris walk

Walk Kris Walk

The point?

Kristen is being stalked by very persistent paparazzi.

Going to get her passport renewed?

Do we need to see that?

Horseback riding..

While mildly interesting the first time...

Do we need to see it again?

And really...

Kristen gets rear-ended by a lady (driving a Jag, no less)

And its front page news.

I mean...

The guy just kept taking picture after picture

after picture.

Wouldn't a few have told the story?

Did you have to just sit there snapping away?

And really...

People think she calls the fucking paps?

REALLY??????

Kristen Stewart.

Who has very vocally declared her intense dislike

of that particular base of human being...

And how they harass and stalk her.

WHO WOULD WANT THAT???

Again...

I'm faced with this whole dilemma of posting these pictures.

It's like...

I love steak.

I really really love steak.

But if I actually sat down and thought about where

the steak comes from...

and saw what they did to get the steak...

I might not ever eat steak again.

I would probably become a vegetarian...

You follow?

I'm usually oblivious to the extremes that

Kristen and Robert are exposed to when stalked by the paps.

I mean...

We see the pictures...

and they look like they are just walking to a car...

or through an airport...

or down a street...

(run Rob run)

But when you actually see the videos...

It makes you pause... doesn't it?

The cameras in their faces...

The flashing lights in their eyes...

The people shouting and yelling

usually obscene things to get a response

They get so close...

And they don't care about them as human beings.

That time...

When Rob was caught in the street

determined NOT to let them follow him home...

And he just stood there

and they just kept taking the pictures...

and it didn't matter that they were all the same

they just kept taking the pictures...

because they could.

And even when Rob pleaded with them

(and God... Rob... pleading... breaks my heart)

They didn't fucking care.

They just kept taking pictures anyway.

See...

If I think about that

If I think how the pics were taken

how they were obtained...

what they shouted at Kristen

or how they followed her to her parents home...

How they just sit there and keep shooting

even though she is just taking stuff out of her car

and putting it in another.

Pretty mundane.

Pretty boring.

Pretty ordinary.

Yet.

Kristen can't do anything ordinary

without it being seen.

Being watched.

If I think about those details...

I might never post another pap pic again.

But I love steak.

So much.

I try to push where it comes from out of my mind.

Just because I want to have my steak

and eat it too...

But I won't wish for any pictures...

I won't long for that sneaky peek into 

Rob and Kristen's life

I will be satisfied with what they are willing to give me.

What they are willing to share.

I can do that.

I can try...

 So... we know Rob had part of his head shaved

for Cosmopolis...

Will he end up looking like this?

I don't have a problem with that.

Short hair.

Long hair.

Greasy hair.

Combed hair.

Whatever.

Is it Rob's hair??

Then I'm good.

I'm more interested in if we will see this sometime soon...

(After Comic Con)

Perhaps heading over to London?

Maybe?

You know that Kristen is going...

And come on now

YOU KNOW Rob will be there too.

It's just a matter of time...

Because sooner or later...

Rob and Kristen

ALWAYS

end up together.

Oh yes indeedy

You know they do.

Oh my.

Someone sent this to me.

Isn't it all kinds of cute?

Tom and Dr. Teeth.

I love it.

I love Muppets.

I love Tom.

Ain't nothing wrong with that.

This post is brought to you by the letter *B*

B for blame.

Stop lumping the lunatics 

into any section of the fandom...

The loonies aren't real fans of either

Rob or Kristen.

They just want an excuse to hate.

And they use Rob and/or Kristen to do it.

B for Bwahahahaha!

Remember that time when they 

wanted to believe it was her BROTHER??

Remember?

B for

Bye for now

Green Sheep.

Forever.

Rob and Kristen-- Bright Are The Stars That Shine

I give her all my love...

That's all I do

And if you saw my love

You'd love her too...

I love her.

 

 

She gives me everything

and tenderly

The kiss my lover brings

She brings to me

And I love her

  A love like ours...

Could never die

As long as I

Have you near me

Bright are the stars that shine

Dark is the sky

I know a love like ours

Will never die...

And I love her.

Couple of Thoughts.

1. I love "And I Love Her" by Paul McCartney.

Love it.

Love him.

Since Kristen is such a big fan of the Beatles...

You think Rob ever plays this one for her?

2. I stepped away from Twitter/Blogs/Bullshit

for a few days.

It didn't do much good, I'm afraid.

I can't stomach the incessant whining

and constant foaming.

Over nothing.

It's always over fucking nothing.

It's like people really just want to fucking complain

about something...

So they just make shit up to agonize over.

This is on both sides of the fucking Robsten/Nonsten fence.

Fucking emo lunatics.

Really. Shut the hell up.

Self inflicted bullshit drama.

3. Take a good hard look at the pictures of Kristen

from the other night.

Look closely.

What do you see?

A vibrant, glowing...

Stunningly beautiful

Gloriously happy girl.

She's fucking radiating happiness.

It's oozing out of every pore.

So riddle me this...

Does she LOOK like someone who 

has broken up with Robert?

Does she???

Take into account how fucking happy her AND Robert

were just a few weeks ago at the MTV awards...

And how she is blinding us with her...

Dare I say it...

Robert Pattinson Intoxication??

And still people fucking insist that

SOMETHING

ANYTHING

must have happened because

well...

WE HAVEN'T SEE A PIC OF THEM TOGETHER!

END OF THE WORLD!

Well guess what?

Sometimes we go MONTHS without seeing a picture of them

Even when they are working on the same movie

on the same set

in the same place.

Why do you think you will magically get a picture now?

Haven't you figured out they don't WANT pictures?

They don't fucking care if people NEED to see them together

Or if people are screeching and whining

Over their relationship.

I doubt they are in any hurry to parade around Toronto

just to satisfy some ridiculous desire some people have

to be constantly pacified and placated that

ALL IS WELL.

4.And people would rather cling to some random tweet...

saying Robert was here

or Kristen was there

Seriously?

Well...

Did you fucking see the tweet that Kristen

was heading to Toronto...

And she was going to cook a special meal for Rob...

Because he fucking LOVES her cooking.

Or the tweet about  how they are trying to figure out

The living arrangements while Kris (yes... Kris)

is in London filming SWATH?

You didn't see those?

Come on.

They were most definitely tweeted.

5. Do or do not... there is no try.

Yoda is wise.

So like I said before...

Believe

or Don't Believe.

There is no "I don't care"

There is no "This is how many fucks I give"

It's been proven that cares and fucks are abundant.

You participate?

You care.

You're reading these words?

You give a fuck.

Yes.

Or No.

In

or Out.

I'm all IN.

All the way fucking in.

And until I see something that changes my mind

(and it's been over 2 years and I haven't seen anything 

remotely close to changing my mind)

I'm a believer.

Yes.

In.

Shaggy and Scrappy Reunion on the horizon!

Rob needs to be hanging out with Tom again.

Don't you think?

Yes.

It will be good for Rob to be back home in London...

So so good.

And while I always hesitate to say I want to see pics of Tom

(because Sienna is somehow always attached)

I would love to see both of them all 

beardy and bushy

Shaggy and Scrappy.

And since they both love and adore Kristen...

It's Win/Win

This post is brought to you by the letter *T*

T for Toronto.

Maybe since shes staying longer than 36 hours...

Someone might actually spot her.

Or not.

;)

T for Tom

And I love him.

T for Together.

No

Fucking 

Doubt.

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen- Leaving On a Jet Plane

Side by Side

OK. 

So.

There were a lot of airport pictures released yesterday.

Mostly of Robert.

There are some from days ago...

Showing Rob and Kristen on their way to the Virgin Islands...

But since then?

Only Robert.

I find that fascinating.

Pictures of Rob leaving the islands...

W-A-L-K-I-N-G

So yeah...

Look everyone!

Rob is leaving the VI all by his lonesome!

Looky look.

No Kristen.

Where is she?

Still laying on the beach?

Heading somewhere else and no cameras

were around to capture her departure?

Perhaps...

Rob's leisurely stroll through the airport

was just a diversion?

Hmmmm....

Did I say W A L K I N G?

Nice sweatshirt.

Rob always wears so many layers of clothing.

And of course the conspiracy theories were everywhere

about the 'meaning' of the sweatshirt.

Was Rob telling everyone to "fuck off"

Was he telling the Ninnies that he hates their guts?

(Yes, I meant Ninnies.)

Was he telling everyone to just fucking leave him alone?

Did he just find the sweatshirt in a thrift shop

and pull it on with no real intent?

Did it just happen to be at the top of the shirt pile?

Why is he wearing a sweatshirt in a tropical climate?

So many questions.

And so many lame answers.

Fuck You.

I would HATE for Robert to look at me like that.

I think I would fucking die.

Or something.

I'm still pondering the whole 

LOOK AT ME (and not Kristen) vibe in the recent pics.

Now supposedly Rob is in Berlin.

He does have a premiere tomorrow.

Well.

Truth be known...

It's pretty common knowledge where Rob will be 

for the next week or so...

It's all been written down.

Kristen is the one I'm interested in.

Where is she?

People assume she just went back to L.A.

But.

Hmmmm.

I don't know.

Side by Side. Again.

Rumors abound.

Kristen was invited to the Mets Gala in NYC on May 2nd.

Will she go?

The London premiere of WFE is May 3rd...

Doesn't appear she can do both.

So...

Where will Kristen be?

But more importantly?

Where is she now?

Well.

I'm almost afraid we won't see her for awhile.

She's so good at not being seen.

Where will she turn up?

Do you remember last Christmas...

When Rob supposedly was in London all by his lonesome...

And people spotted him here and there...

But not Kristen?

And then lo and behold...

It turned out she was there after all.

Yeah.

Something like that.

All the little birdies...

Well.

All the birdies are chattering.

Not the one with the hat...

Other birdies.

All sorts of interesting stuff.

1. Kristen is in London already.

Hanging with Tom and Rob's family.

Waiting for Rob to get back.

2. Kristen is in L.A.

Hanging with her family and Bear and Jella.

She will head to London soon.

3. Kristen is still in the Virgin Islands

because no one saw her leave.

4. Kristen was inside Rob's guitar case the whole time!

5. Kristen traveled with Rob to wherever he is

at the moment!

6. Kristen has disappeared off the face of the earth.

Complete Ninja mode.

I think she will show up in London.

That's just me.

(and the birdies with no hats)

If she's not already there.

Who knows.

Since all the attention has been on Robert.

Kristen has been able to go wherever she wants.

And that's good, isn't it?

We won't know where Kristen is...

Until she wants us to know.

I just hope its not that long.

Cause I kinda like Kristen.

A lot.

Exactly.

So.

Where does that leave us?

You know how it goes.

Whenever Rob is seen somewhere without Kristen

people go crazy.

Foam sprays.

Like it means something more than Rob

going on a trip to promote his film.

Like Rob and Kristen have to be connected 24/7

or their relationship is doomed.

Yeah. Yeah.

And when they do show up together

(and they will)

Then it's back to Summit somehow controlling their 

every move and all staged for their

delusional version of fucked up "PR".

It's nice that they always have the "PR" bullshit

to fall back on isn't it?

I guess "EXIT STRATEGY" has all but disappeared?

What a shame.

Because that was so much fun to laugh at.

I guess Rob bringing Kristen to his BIG WFE Premiere

and holding hands and kissing her kinda erased

all the Exit plans?

Yeah.

Thought so.

So this post is brought to you by the letter *W*

W for 

Where is Kristen Stewart?

W for 

What happened to the Exit Strategy again?

(Bwahahahahahaha!)

W for

When will we see Kristen in London?

W for

Where has Tom Sturridge been?

I miss the red plaid.

Just Because.

Bye for now

♥♥♥