Rob and Kristen- Scooby Doo, Where Are You?

Shaggy and Scrappy...

First...

Please read this.

Slowly.

Carefully.

Try comprehending... OK?

Ready?

The information, content and images on
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and are in no way meant to cause anyone harm, grief or despair.

If you are sensitive and lack a sense of humor,
please, don't go any further.

Some places, names, and events are fictional
and any resemblance, likeness,
or similarity to any person living or dead
is purely coincidental.

Got that?

Honestly so many people don't have a fucking sense of humor.

Or an inkling of what sarcasm is.

It's rather sad... really.

Why do some people continue to get all lathered up

about what I happen to write about here...

or on Twitter?

Really?

Does "Twirling" really get under your skin THAT much?

Is it really that easy??

(Why yes... yes it is.)

Good Grief

People really do take this shit seriously.

I could say "Look the sun is shining!"

and there will be some people trying to decipher what that means.

OR

Screeching 

"HOW DARE ROSE SAY THE SUN IS SHINING!
WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS... AN INSIDER???

I HOPE IT'S CLOUDY TODAY JUST TO PROVE HER WRONG!"

I wish I were joking.

I really do.

But alas...

I'm not.

So where is Robert?

Where oh where can he be?

Well...

I've gotten some hate mail telling me that

there is NO way he's going to London and that

I should "SUCK IT BITCH".

(Because it's obviously life or death to some people)

But I still think he will get there.

Sooner or later.

Sure there were some tweets saying he was at an airport

blah blah blah.

Who knows.

So... Robert hasn't had his picture taken since 

the grocery store with Sam.

He's been tweeted at Sony...

and concerts

and airports.

But no pictures.

So

We wait.

We see.

But I have to tell you...

The bitch in me

(and she's major right now)

would LOVE Rob to show up in London

(With Bear, of course)

Just to piss people off.

Because amazingly enough...

IT WILL PISS PEOPLE OFF!

Don't you find that... fascinating?

How some people get all worked up over where Robert is?

Or isn't?

I love speculating.

And if it tweaks some hater... all the better.

But guess what?

If a picture shows up tomorrow

showing Rob still in L.A.?

So what?
And if he does show up in London?

Well.

Put on your twirling shoes, bitches.

The reaction will be worth a twirl or two.

Or three.

I want to see beardy Rob...

I love beardy, gruff Rob.

I just do.

Because I feel this is how he really is...

Not the styled and suited guy we see sometimes.

But the bushy, shaggy

glorious hobo 

that he is inside.

and gets to show occasionally outside.

Because when Rob looks like this...

It probably means hes not working.

That maybe he has some down time to relax

And we don't get to see that too often.

He's earned it...hasn't he?

And seriously...

I would LOVE to see beardy bushy Rob and Tom together.

How completely adorable would that be??

Beards and baseball hats.

Or beanies.

And smiles.

Always big smiles.

Pretty Please?

Hmmm...

Anything else?

Not really.

OH.

Couple of pics from BD released...

What would you give to have Rob look at you like that?

And lookie here...

Heh.

Remember when this picture was first released and

some people (Like me)

were saying how sweet it was that Kristen was hugging
Robert's leg so tightly while Bill Condon talked to them...

And remember how some people were SO sure

that Kristen was hugging her OWN leg?

Remember?

Heh.

You could tell by the picture that the leg she

is so tenderly resting her cheek upon...

is indeed a big leg...

a big hairy man leg.

That happens to belong to her 

ON and OFF screen love.

Yes.

I find it all deliciously sappy and sweet.

And I'm sure she was just trying to stay in character.

Yeah.

Sure.

Right.

I can't wait to see what happens next.

This post is brought to you by the letter *I*

I for insider.

You said it.

Not me.

I for Idiots

I truly don't get why people who don't agree 

with my OPINION

continually haunt my blog and twitter

and piss and moan about what I have to say.

You do realize how much control that gives me...

Right?

I for I adore Tome.

Green Sheep Forever.

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen-- Social Experiments.

Trying so hard not to show it...

There isn't much happening on the Rob/Kristen front.

And depending on where you stand...

That can be a good thing or a bad thing.

This is where I would usually say that I

enjoy the 'downtime' when Rob and/or Kristen are laying low.

That there is less angst and drama...

But we all know that isn't the case anymore.

If anything

The longer Rob/Kristen fly under the radar

and the longer they stay on separate continents...

The more drama and screeching that occurs.

Interesting Look...

Robert is still in L.A.

He was not only supposedly seen at Sony recording studios...

BUT

He was seen at another Adele concert!!!

How lucky is he??

Completely Cool.

Now I've made no secret of my sappy desire

to have Robert and Kristen reunited in London.

I'm a romantic... what can I say?

But romance aside

It's pretty obvious that Robert has stuff to do in L.A.

I personally like the thought of him working on music...

Rob. Music.

Fucking Win.

So spare me the whimpering cries of anguish.

And the continuing whining about how Rob

must not care about Kristen if he's not glued to her side.

And I do have to chime in about "Robsten" day

Which I was told yesterday was when EPIC Rob/Kris moments

happened in the past.

Did anyone really take that seriously?

OK.

I guess some did.

But then...

Some always do.

I just want to add a random thought...

What happens when Rob DOES go over to London?

And what happens when he is seen with his girl?

(That would be Kristen)

Then what?

Will all the angst and squealing stop then?
No.

Because some people NEED to flail and agonize over nothing.

And riddle me this...

IF Rob does indeed go to London

And maybe takes Bear with him?

What will you believe then?

Because if Rob does take Bear with him...
That would most likely mean he would be there a while.
And what if Kristen is again seen with Bear?
And maybe Rob brings him to her set

What will the excuse be?

Ahh....
It truly is never ending.
Rob and Kristen will continue to live their lives...
and be in a relationship the way it works for them.
Would I love to see them together?
Of course.
But Kristen isn't asking me what I think is best.
(Well Rob is... but I told him to listen to Kristen)
(sarcasm font needed)
Rob and Kristen have done pretty damn good so far.
They know what they are doing.

Damn.

Anything else?
Hmmmm.

1. Adele concert? Check. (No pics again??)

2. Rob/Bear to London soon? Check.

3. Angst and Anguish? Check.

4. Robsten Day? Check.

Yeah. OK.

Some people seem to like to take my words..
Twist them...
And misinterpret them...
And then I get blamed for their interpretation.
How does THAT work?
Thing is.
I goof around on Twitter
(and here)
And for reasons unknown...
Some people take every word like its written in stone.
I could say
THE SKY IS BLUE
And it would be some super secret code for
the color of Kristen's bridesmaids dresses.
You see where I'm going here?
I've NEVER claimed to be some insider.
I never claim anything other than my own
thoughts and opinions.

So you know what?
Chew on this.


Here's my THORNY THOUGHT of the day.

Rob and Kristen aren't married.
But imagine some sort of ritual ceremony
that isn't recognized as a legal marriage...
Except in their hearts.
In their actions.
In their lives.
In all the ways that matter.


This post is brought to you by the letter *C*

C for Cute.

So so so so so so so cute.

Like Tom Sturridge.
Not like a bunny.
But beautiful cute.

C for Crazy.
Stop.
It will be OK.
Really.

C for Can't wait
Heh.
I love social experiments.
Don't let me down.


Bye for now
♥♥♥

Robert and Kristen-- Oh Shush

Shes got these big green eyes, and they're as wide as the moon.
They can take you to bed without you leavin' the room.

WOW.

Just.

WoW

Kristen... all fucking glammed up for W magazine.

WoW

And it all starts with a girl.
And shes breaking up my whole world.

Yes... there was a lot of

Sour Grapes.

Kristen is completely gorgeous.

Completely.

Stunning.

Beautiful.

A lot of chatter about how it supposedly didn't look like her...

Oh it HAD to be photo-shopped (right right... of course it did.)

But you know...

Kristen isn't the type to be made up like this on a daily basis.

So of course she looks different.

 But she still looks like Kristen.

Just a high fashion

BFD Glam Kristen.

Which is the fucking point of the W photo shoot.

The 21-year-old actress is tucked into a sofa beside Twilight Saga costar (and never-confirmed-but-obvious boyfriend) Robert Pattinson, 25.

Can I make an observation?

Well... Yes... Yes I can!

Heh.

Well.

There was SO much debate about the above picture.

So very much.

Is Kristen hugging Rob's leg here?

Is that Rob's leg?

Is it Kristen's leg?

Is it some mysterious leg whose origin will remain

forever unknown?

Right Right.

Let's take a close look here...

This is obviously 

(You know.. Like how Rob is Kristen's boyfriend)

In between scenes... since Bill C is seen discussing something here...

And Kristen is indeed hugging Rob's leg.

Not just hugging...

But holding onto...

Wrapping her arms around him.

Resting her cheek on the kneecap.

How sure am I?

99.9%

Why?

Because Rob has both his legs up...

Bent at the knee

One is covered... the other

(You know... the one that Kristen is hugging)

is the same size and the right position to be Rob's other leg.

Besides...

You surely didn't think that big ol' leg was Kristen's??

Really?

Look at the size of that leg in comparison to her....

I mean... I get that some people don't want Kristen to be 

all hugging and snuggling with Rob's leg

But damn...

It's charming as all get out.

Isn't it?

Yes.

Yes it is.

Robert Pattinson: Yeah, you were really sweet when you first showed up.
Stewart: Oh, shush.

And yeah... Rob and Kristen were on the cover of EW.

Eh...

It's always nice to see pictures of Rob and Kristen together

No matter the picture.

I still don't get how photographers can fuck up a single

picture of Rob and Kristen.

2 of the most beautiful people out there...

Who have proven time and time again

how photogenic they are

YET

Somehow magazines manage to pick the lamest ones for covers...

and the best ones are always the "OUTTAKES"

Good Grief.

Stewart: Now that I've seen parts of it, Jacob and Bella's chemistry in this movie is better than it's ever been.
Pattinson: (Faux-glares at Stewart) So uncool.

But there are a lot of wonderful pictures in EW

and gorgeous pictures in W

And the interview is wonderful.

Rob and Kristen are just so sweet with each other...

So OBVIOUS

Pattinson: I did my scenes first. And I was looking at you, and you kind of didn't want anyone to see your face. It was funny, I could see her getting sort of emotionally affected by it and I almost didn't want to stay at the end of the aisle. I wanted to go down and say, "Stop being ridiculous." (Laughs)

Stewart: I wanted to run down the aisle. I was literally pulling away from Billy (Burke, who plays her father). Now it's a trip to watch the wedding scenes especially. It was so volatile and emotional -- I was being such a crazy person.

All kinds of sweet.

Sticky.

Gooey.

Cavity inducing...

Sweetness.
And they keep showing us more...

You ain't seen nothing yet.

This post is brought to you by Green Sheep.

It does exist.

It is good.

If you find it?

Hold on to it.

*Swoon*

Bye for now

♥♥♥ 

Rob and Kristen -- Speculation/Anticipation

Oh dear.

So many things to speculate about today...

So much angst over Rob still being in L.A.

OH NO!

Now... of course I would have loved for him

to fly out to London and be with Kristen

I'm kinda a romantic sap that way...

And I love seeing Rob and Kristen together

But it's not a big deal if he's still in L.A.

doing a little grocery shopping with his buddy, Sam.

Or is it?

Well... to some people it is.

Because he didn't immediately jump on a plane to London...

it must mean that he doesn't care about Kristen!

It couldn't possibly mean that he has stuff going on in L.A. still...

No.

It could never be as sensible as that.

It has to be some high drama.

Always.

Mayhaps his parents and Kristen both told him to stay put

until the unrest and riots in London subsided...

See...

There was all this bullshit about how he must not care 

about Kristen because he didn't rush to her side

Even though Kristen is WELL protected

(Rob has seen to that)

But IF Rob had flown to London...

What would have been said then?

Well...

You know.

He wouldn't have gone there for THAT girl...

He does have family and friends in London.

PR PR PR.

Yada Yada Yada.

So now he is still in L.A.

and its some sort of insane VICTORY

Right.

OK.

And WHEN he does go to London

(and he will)

And you see him nuzzling up to Kristen on set...

or see them holding hands somewhere on the streets of London

What will happen then?

Time apart means nothing.

It's what they do when they are together.

And they ALWAYS end up together.

And besides Kristen

and his family and friends

Don't forget his favorite guitar is also being held

by his favorite girl.

If you listen real hard...

You can almost hear it 

Soulfully strumming...

I'll be your man
And I'll understand
And I'll do my best
To take good care of you

You'll be my queen
I'll be your king
And I'll be your lover too
Yeah yeah
Yes I will

Derry down green
Color of my dream
A dream that's daily coming true.
And ohhh when the day is through
I will come to you and tell you of
Your many charms

And when you look at me
With eyes that see
And we'll melt into each others arms

You'll be my queen
And I'll be your king

And I'll be your lover too

Let's speculate on what Robert is wearing.

Hahahaha!

Big deal.

I think he looks like your average 25 year old.

OK...

Head to toe Adidas is kinda adorkable

and the sandals.

Well.

It just proves that Robert is just a boy

Like any other boy.

The one thing I don't get...

Is the sweatshirt?

I suppose he just wanted to have access to a hood?

The easier to cover up, my dear.

Anyway.

He looks all kinds of adorable and sweet...

and it doesn't matter what he wears

In fact

The geekier and goofier 

the better.

Makes me love him all the more.

I will admit that this pains me a bit.

Tom.

Holding hands with Sienna.

Going on a trip.

Now

I'm not sure when this trip happened...

There was an article that said last week...

And now there are some that say they just left.

So which is it?

Who knows.

All I know is Tom is still wearing that hat.

And a 'jumper'

A jumper I have seen somewhere before...

Are we going to see pictures of him swimming

WITH the hat?

Because I'm starting to think he will always have a hat on...

No matter what he does.

Eating.

Swimming.

Walking.

Smoking.

Sleeping.

You know what-ing

Interesting thought.

And my final speculation?

See the above pictures?

Take a good look.

Something like that will be happening again...

It's not a question of IF

But WHEN.

And when it does...

Please don't go all ballistic... OK?

Because it's really not a battle won.

Or lost.

It's just Rob and Kristen...

Doing what Rob and Kristen do.

Being together.

Looking all gloriously happy and content

whenever they are together.

Truly...

Why aren't you used to it by now?

This post is brought to you by Ketchup.

Or is it Catsup?

Anyway...

We can never know about the days to come
But we think about them anyway
And I wonder if I'm really with you now
Or just chasing after some finer day.

Anticipation, Anticipation
Is making me late
Is keeping me waiting

 

And this is for Syd.

Bye for now

♥♥♥