|It's my job.|
Surely I'm not the only one experiencing this?
Rob is in London.
Kristen is nowhere to be found.
But people REFUSE to accept that she is there.
That she has been there...
possibly for days.
(wink wink nudge nudge)
And did you really expect to see a picture of her?
The girl has become skilled at blending in.
I mean, seriously...
Kristen hasn't been seen since Rio...
I guess that means...
She isn't ANYWHERE!
Kristen has ceased to exist!
|2 Extremely Gorgeous People|
People are so silly.
It's JUST like last year...
Refusing to accept the obvious.
"Kristen is still in L.A."
And then lo and behold...
She showed up with Rob in the UK.
hyenas people will fight tooth and nail
to believe Kristen is anywhere else but with Rob.
On a date with Garrett Hedlund?
That is SO believable.
They jumped right on that one.
Some jackwad spouts that Kristen is with this guy...
and OH MY GAWD
Kristen is cheating on Rob!
Except she can't really be cheating on Rob
because she's not really with Rob...
Their whole relationship is staged and for PR...
But if that were true,
wouldn't Kristen and Rob be more public?
Wouldn't part of their PR job be to show PDA
and get their picture taken as much as possible?
How in the world have they gotten away
with doing their PR job so horribly?
I didn't think being private and staying out of public view
was part of promoting a staged relationship.
Or could it just be a convenient EXCUSE
for every time there is a picture of them together?
|LOVE This Picture. Hand under the sleeve? Doubt the photographer told her to do that...|
The thing is...
Kristen can't win with
hyenas some people.
Let's say Kristen flew to London at the same time as Rob...
Perhaps on a different flight to make it easier to get into
London without being noticed...
Then she is a horrible daughter.
She is a clingy famewhore.
Can't she leave Rob alone?
Must she follow him everywhere he goes?
Although I'm pretty sure if YOU were in a relationship
with Robert Pattinson...
YOU would stay the fuck away from him as much as possible.
Of course you would.
Why in the world would anyone WANT to be with Rob?
This incredibly intelligent, witty, adorable, beautiful man.
Makes absolutely no sense to me.
|They all screamed MANIP on this one. BWAHAHAHAHA!|
And since Kristen is already in London...
And even the haters are bracing themselves for it...
Kristen has a lot of money!
Why wouldn't she fly to London to spend NYE with 'friends'?
Doesn't mean anything.
We all knew she would show up there...
If we know about it...
It's not romantic!
London isn't romantic at all.
Zero romance about traveling across the world
to spend Christmas and New Years with your boyfriend
in his beloved hometown...
with his family and friends.
Nothing remotely relationship like in that scenario.
|We Are Gonna TWIRL Together on NEW YEARS EVE!|
Do I have 'proof' that Kristen is in London?
I suppose she COULD show up somewhere eventually.
Baton Rouge? Los Angeles.
I'm guessing she will.
I admit that I am looking at this from *MY* point of view.
Robert and Kristen are in a committed relationship.
Every time you see one...
It's only a matter of time until you see the other.
WHERE ELSE WOULD KRISTEN BE??
I'm kinda liking that there are no pictures.
More and more.
Sure... it gives the haters more to foam about...
NO PICS NO PROOF.
But who the fuck cares.
Rob and Kristen can actually enjoy their time off...
Without people chasing them down
and stalking them.
They deserve to be left alone.
Besides... I'm still all for no pics getting out until AFTER
they are back in the States.
Maybe landing in NOLA...
Or Los Angeles...
That would work for me!
|I"M SO BITTER AND ANGRY ALL THE TIME! I NEED TO CRITICIZE KRISTEN TO FEEL BETTER!|
You are feeling it too.
I hope Rob and Kristen
are enjoying their time in London.
I'm guessing their NYE will be spectacular!
Can you imagine getting to kiss
Robert Fucking Pattinson
at midnight on NYE?
This post is brought to you by the letter *N* and *T*
N for NINJA ROBSTEN!
One shitty pic of Rob in a pub and that is all.
And both Rob and Kristen have gotten into London
without being seen.
Not one pic.
And you know that Rob isn't just staying home
The boy is enjoying his city.
And he's doing it in PEACE.
(and with Kristen)
And the letter T for...
Still missing his face.
And you know that if Rob is in a pub...
Tom has to be around sometime.
Search your mind, Luke...
You KNOW it to be true.
Kinda like Rob and Kristen.
Bye for now