Random Rose and Rob and Kristen.

Kristen Smiles. You would too...

Hello there!

I have a couple of random thoughts today...

Interesting weekend in Rob/Kristen land.

Well... sorta.

Kinda.

Anyway.

Let's see...

Guess whose waiting at home for me?

Random One.

Kristen was seen with a Balenciaga dress bag.

And I'm dying to see Kristen wear whatever is in that bag.

And to see her wear it next to Robert.

And guess what else?

I actually spelled Balenciaga correctly without looking it up.

Impressed?

I am.

I don't even know how to pronounce that sucker...

And after all this time

I STILL don't know how to spell Oregano's last name

Aragnarano

Agarano

Aragrano

Arbananarama Ding Dong.

Not that it matters.

Oregano suits him...

Life is hard for the Spice after Kristen...

Ah yes...

Where's Oregano.

Those silly videos Trixie and I made...

*Giggle*

So much fun was to be had.

I miss you Trixie.

Rob and Kristen ALWAYS end up together....

Random Two.

Oscar Weekend.

So many parties...

So much to do.

And we get to see Rob and Kristen.

Together.

Of course.

Yeah... they hung out with other people

(You kinda do that at parties, don't you?)

And oh my ....

Kristen wasn't wearing sneakers

so it must have been WORK!

At least so sayeth the desperate.

Really? You going to stick with that?

Oh to cling so tightly to nothing.

Surely you must feel the ground you trod upon

crumbling and shaking to its core.

The haters are falling and stumbling at an alarming rate now

PR.PR.PR.PR.PR.PR.PR.PR.

You see...

If you clear out the foamy bitterness...

There were many tweets about how Rob and Kristen

were holding hands...

being 'loved up'

Next to each other 

ALL night long...

Basically Rob and Kristen

Being Rob and Kristen.

Tweets from people who were there.

Tweets from people in the industry who cover such things.

Not one tweet.

Not two...

MANY.

And then of course...

You get the ONE tweet from some random person

who claims that Kristen played on her phone ALL night

while Rob drank.

Of course.

I'm sure that happened.

ALL night, mind you.

So yes...

they will CLING desperately to that tweet

PLEASE PLEASE let it be so!!

NO!!! ROB AND KRISTEN CAN'T BE TOGETHER AGAIN!!

It's kinda sad, really.

I mean.

At first it was just fun to mock the idiocy.

And don't get me wrong... 

It still has its entertainment value.

But now there is a fair amount of pity involved.

Because they have SO much invested in their

Conspiracy theories

Exit strategies

Damage control plots

PR Propaganda

That they really do look like complete fools.

And the more they hang on...

The more ridiculous they look.

Remember Jerry.
It's not a lie if you believe it.

But they are disappearing...

Slowly but surely.

Retreating. Backpedaling.

Giving up.

Shutting down.

Heh.

V-I-C-T-O-R-Y!

Always. Together.

So not sure if this is Random Three or not...

But will we see Rob and Kristen in Paris?

(Fashion thingy)

London?

France?

(Do I do the underpants thing here? No. OK.)

I hope so.

They could use a nice trip...

Together.

This Kiss.

So where does that leave my randoms?

I don't know.

There are some things I do know.

1. Rob and Kristen remain together.

Whether she wears heels or not.

Or they share cigarettes...

Together isn't even a good enough word

to describe what Rob and Kristen are.

It's not ENOUGH...

You know what I mean?

Because they are more than together.

But I guess I will leave that definition up to them.

As always.

2. Rob and Kristen have some houses.

Maybe a house on their own...

Perhaps one or two together.

Why is that a big deal?

If you had that kinda money

and could afford that kind of real estate

Wouldn't you?

It doesn't matter where they are

Because wherever they are together

It's home.

Their home.

Green Fucking Sheep.

3. I absolutely adore Thomas Sturridge.

The more I learn

The more I love.

4. I also wanted to thank everyone for the birthday wishes.

You all made my day that much better.

If I could hug every one of you ...

I would.

Thank You for thinking of me.

This post is brought to you 

by

Green Sheep.

Forever.

Until next time.

Bye for now

The Good, The Bad and The George.

See how easy he is to talk to?

Dear George,

It's been a while...huh?

Sorry.

I guess that I like to write to you when there is something

fascinating to write about.

And boy oh boy Georgie...

We got ourselves a doozy.

Oh dear.

I'm not even sure where to begin, George...

Because it's kinda bittersweet.

OK.

Let's start at the beginning.

The Good.

The Bad.

The Ugly.

Say what you will... but he only has eyes for HER.

Let's set the stage, George.

There was a picture released yesterday.

A picture that although it is EVERYwhere at the moment...

I hesitate posting it.

I don't know.

You know how I am George.

Anyway.

This picture was taken the other night

showing Robert sitting at a table...

With Kristen standing behind him

with her arms draped around him.

Yes.

I know, George...

So let's see what's good

GOOD/SWEET

1. Well George...

Upon first look

You see Rob and Kristen all together and cute

being all normal and sweet

Hanging out at a party...

You know what I mean, George?

Acting like Rob and Kristen.

A typical couple.

2 people who spend their time together.

Together.

It's not the greatest picture, George...

Let's face it.

But it clearly shows Robert and Kristen

being

Robert and Kristen.

Kinda how we know they always are.

(and we do know that... don't we, George)

See.

That's the Good part.

The sweet part.

Being able to see them naturally together.

But then if you start to think about it George...

You see the bad.

The Bad

2. The bad part George?

The bad part is that Rob and Kristen can never relax.

They can't just be at a friends party...

And let their guard down completely.

Someone is always around to sell them out.

To betray them.

I can guarantee you something, George.

A. Whoever took that picture and posted it....

Won't be invited back.

Ever.

B. People wonder why Rob and Kristen

never totally can just be themselves.

This is why.

Someone is always out to steal their moments.

Their time.

Their peace.

Someone is always out there

acting like a friend...

Smiling to your face

Stabbing you in the back.

Nothing good about that.

I know its only a picture, George.

And its pretty tame as pictures go...

But if you look at the picture

and you see Robert's face?

You know.

So does he.

There are plenty of pics of them TOGETHER.

And now the UGLY, George.

Plenty of that.

Because this picture got dissected.

Regurgitated.

Twisted and turned...

It got studied and enlarged

and George?

Ugly can be amusing.

Because its 

UGLY/BITTER

Don't ever turn your back on a Hyena...

3. So much ugly, George.

So much.

The red circles and arrows

were thrown out at a record pace..

Rob's head is over here...not there!

People had to try so hard...

So very hard, George

To try and disprove what was 

once again

right in front of their face.

People went to all sorts of trouble

working overtime 

scouring the Internet for pictures

For proof

For ANYTHING

That could make that picture be a fake.

It's standard operating procedure for them

to immediately cry "MANIP"

at a picture of Robert and Kristen together.

And if MANIP doesn't work...

They scream PR!

Always an excuse at the ready.

And then guess what happened, George?

If they can't prove the pic is fake...

Then let's attack Kristen!

Her hair.

Her clothes.

How she clings to Robert

(like you fucking wouldn't if he was yours)

It never ends, George.

Of course...

The picture was planted by Kristen!!
THAT'S IT!!!

She wanted it out there

for some voodoo foamy imaginary damage control

Because we all know Kristen doesn't get enough attention

as it is, George...

Oh no...

She needs MORE.

She demands that people fucking betray her 

private moments to the Internet!

Makes perfect sense, George...

If you have rabies.

And I know Rabies touches a bit close to home for a dog...

(Cujo and all that... hahahaha)

But these people truly are rabid hyenas, George...

This lunatic fringe

Who spew their bitter foam everywhere.

And George....

It's SO bitter

Be careful not to come in contact with it

Because I bet it fucking BURNS.

And more ugly?

Well suffice to say, George...

That whenever Robert doesn't do what the fringe wants...

They turn on him.

He's ruining his career.

He should know better.

Why is he hanging out with her?

What is he thinking?

Why doesn't he listen to US!

We know what he should do with his life

better than he does!!!

"Lie down with dogs wake up with fleas"

(Sorry again, George)

They prefer their Rob to be the manwhore

who gets drunk at bars 

instead of the boyfriend who spends time with his girl.

And see...

That's the point, George.

People can criticize Kristen and Robert

all they want...

But the bottom line?

Rob and Kristen 

ALWAYS

End up TOGETHER.

Some people will make excuses.

Some people will refuse to believe what is always

there in front of their faces...

But the fact of the matter is...

Rob and Kristen 

are in fact

TOGETHER.

Again.

And Again.

And Again.

(and again)

Makes you wonder, George...

Do you think they ever get tired of being 

WRONG?

Put your hand on my thigh... Whisper in my ear... Baby...

So what have we learned today, George?

The Good.

1. Rob and Kristen remain together.

As always.

The Bad.

2. Rob and Kristen need to tighten ranks

once again.

Wagons.

The Ugly.

3. The Hyenas will continue to foam and blather

and make excuses to placate themselves.

Usually at Kristen's expense.

But just taking the picture at face value

is good enough for me.

It shows two people who are comfortable

and intimate with each other.

And George...

This letter is brought to you by

THE GOOD

Thomas Sturridge.

That's GOOD.

Is he in a bathtub with a sweater on?

Shouldn't that sweater be the one with the duckies on it

if he is taking a bubble bath?

I can kinda make out Thomas...

But is that really supposed to be Sturridge?

He's really too fucking cute for words.

As always.

Thanks for listening George...

Until next time.

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen-- Random Rose

 Hear Ye!

Hear Ye!

OK

Never mind.

I don't have much to say

and you know how I always say that

and then manage to ramble on forever.

And ever.

And ever too.

You did WHAT?

Ramble One.

Robert was in Berlin to promote Bel Ami...

A movie I'm thinking is more and more likely I will

never see on the BIG screen.

But it was a grand time had by all...

Yeah... I'm about to TWIRL bitches...

 Robert looked phenomenal... of course.

Even with the shorn hair.

But you know how it goes...

People need to piss on everything.

Yes... it's gross.

But it is what it is.

Rob cannot look at his co-stars without supposedly

leering at their cleavage...

Because you know

THAT'S the kinda guy Rob is.

A leering, drooling caveman

who cannot 

under any circumstances

control his inner manwhore.

Even when there are a million people taking his picture.

Imagine that.

Is that what you THINK of him?

 It still boggles my mind that people...

People who supposedly are Robert's fans

People who supposedly find his awkward

self deprecating modesty

part of his many charms

Are so damn eager for him to be some sort

of egotistical tramp.

Carousing.

Bedding co-stars

no matter their relationship status

Hell

Bedding ANYone he can get close to.

Endless drunken nights out...

Sitting at bars.

All of that.

ALL of THAT

is preferable to these 'fans'

Than accepting that Robert loves Kristen.

That Robert prefers quiet nights at home

with the woman he loves.

The ONE woman he has loved for years now...

Cute? Adorably so.

 Which brings me to...

Ramble Two.

Supposedly.

Robert bought a house.

Supposedly.

Someone showed pics of it.

Supposedly.

Someone posted the address online.

Well.

Personally...

I don't get what anyone gets out of knowing

where Rob and Kristen live.

(Yes. Rob AND Kristen. You know its fucking true)

I get that there are idiots out there

that will stop at nothing to find out every intimate

detail that can be found.

And I get that being one of the most famous couples

on the face of the planet right now

will make this knowledge more sought after...

But

I still don't get what anyone gets out of it.

Didn't we kinda know that Rob had bought a house?

I mean...

The guy is settling down in California.

With Kristen.

Of course.

Shocking?

No.

But do people ever kinda think...

About the impact of divulging this information?

I mean...

Just because you KNOW it

Doesn't mean you have to tell.

Because...

Here's the thing.

I don't want to be seen...

People seem to forget that while 

Rob and Kristen may be extremely famous right now...

That the paparazzi and the helicopters

and the lunatic fringe are stalking their every movement.

Why give them a heads up?

Why help the Fringe?

Don't you look at Rob and Kristen...

And see 2 human beings?

People who work hard for what they have...

People who love their fans.

Who love their jobs.

Who give above and beyond for people

who show up at their premieres and public appearances.

People who just want a place to call home.

A place that is safe.

A place that they don't have to worry about the Fringe

trying to get to them.

And we all know there are twisted fuckwads out there

Who are volatile

and messed up.

And who hate Kristen for having what they want.

Yeah.

Almost home...

So riddle me this...

Why do you think Robert came back to LA so fast?

It's all about Kristen.

Always.

So.

Whoop De Do

You know where Rob (and Kristen) live.

What does that get you?

Nothing.

It gets them more security.

Less privacy.

And more scary moments...

Nice.

This post is brought to you by the following picture...

Rob. Kristen.

It's all about what's inside.

Not the madness without.

Are you looking at me??

And finally...

Thomas Sturridge.

I loved him being in NYC looking all happy.

I never mind seeing pictures of him.

No matter what.

As for this picture?

My first impression was 

WOW

He's kinda smoldering in this pic...

Looking all kinds of sexy

But then someone said to me...

"He looks confused."

Hahaha.

And then I thought...

Yeah.

He kinda does.

Like...

"What the fuck AM I looking at?"

Oh Thomas.

I adore you.

Wagons.

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen-- Hearts Don't Lie

Happy Valentine's Day!

I do hope that everyone who reads my words

has a happy and well loved heart.

Not just today... but always.

Valentines Day is a nice way to let someone know

that you love them...

So I thought I would write about things...

People...

I love.

I don't want to get too personal here...

So suffice to say that 

I love my family... my friends...

My 2 incredible

wonderful

smart

witty

adorable

brilliant

handsome

sons

More than life.

And I really love life.

But lets move on to a simpler

less complicated love.

Things I love

In no particular order.

1. Paul McCartney.

I've loved him for a very long time...

Since I was but a wee lass of 10

and I found the Beatles.

I love the Beatles.

Their music means everything to me.

Yeah... I know.

Me and a zillion other people.

But as I sit here today

I have no doubt that Lennon/McCartney

saved my life.

They were there for me at the lowest part of my existence.

If it wasn't for their music coming through my headphones

Drowning out everything else...

I might not have made it.

I've always had a particular fondness for Paul.

He does write 'Silly Love Songs'

But he has also written some of the most beautiful lyrics

Usually for the women he loves.

"Bright are the stars that shine

Dark is the sky...

I know this love of mine

Will never die

And I love her"

"Who knows how long I've loved you

You know I love you still.

Will I wait a lonely lifetime?

If you want me to...

I will."

"Baby, I'm amazed at the way you love me all the time,

and maybe I'm afraid of the way i leave you.

maybe I'm amazed at the way you pulled me out of time,

you hung me on the line.

maybe I'm amazed at the way i really need you."

I could go on and on here...

The man loves love.

He loves being in love.

He loves singing about love.

Paul was on the Grammys the other night.

Still rocking in his 60's...

He performed a classic Beatles song...

Carry That Weight/The End

And the classic line...

And in the end

The love you take

Is equal to the love you make.

That is brilliant.

That is incredible.

That is SO Paul.

And that is so True.

2. I have this thing about baby bunnies.

Well... all bunnies.

I love bunnies.

I have lots of bunnies in my house.

(I try to be discreet in my bunny love)

But there is something about baby bunnies...

I mean...

Look at this guy.

Is that the most adorable bunny ever?

You can't look at a picture of a baby bunny

and NOT smile.

My love of bunnies goes to Bugs Bunny too...

My favorite cartoon.

Smartass Rabbit

Who is sarcastic and obnoxious

and always gets the last laugh.

What's not to love?

3. Breaking Dawn Wedding Scene.

Um.

Rob and Kristen are beyond adorable here.

Look at her squish his nose all cute and sweet.

Look at him loving her squishing his nose...

I'm sorry.

I always go back to Robert's smile.

His smile when he is around Kristen.

Right.

It's a movie.

He's acting.

But he smiles like that ALL the time around her.

All.

The.

Time.

That's what hits me about this wedding scene...

How REAL it seems.

Beyond Edward and Bella.

How Rob and Kristen embraced the moment.

The feelings.

The "I love you"

4. Oh my.

Look at Tom's adorable shoes.

I love Robert and Thomas.

I love that they are great friends.

I love that no matter what...

They remain loyal

steadfast

and true.

I love how they are both so damn gorgeous.

And how they both have had an effect on me.

I love watching them in their movies.

I love watching them.

Laughing.

Walking.

Being awkward.

Being adorable.

Remaining as they were.

Loyal.

Steadfast

and True.

5. I adore Kristen Stewart.

I love her smile.

I love how she embraces who she is...

I love that sometimes she gets nervous and shy.

I love that she would rather wear t-shirts and jeans

than get all dressed up...

I love how intensely she feels for her work.

I love how she can't wait to kick off her heels.

I love how she looks at Robert.

I love how she makes Rob smile.

I love that she loves him.

I love that he has fallen in love with her.

6. Robert Walking.

Still does something to me.

Affects me.

It's a combination of things I guess...

He seems a bit shy about it

A bit awkward.

But he somehow always manages

to stride

strut

stroll

In a most mesmerizing way...

And this one?

Top 3.

Top 2.

He's all wrinkled and tousled

His hair is a lovely mess

He has an incredible smirk on his face.

Early Robert.

Some of the best Robert

EVER.

Love it.

7. Robert and Kristen.

2 people who I have come to love

watching them be in love.

I'm not sure why it makes me so damn happy

that they are in love.

But it does.

I guess love and happy are good things to be.

It's been quite a journey seeing them fall in love

Over 3 years now.

They have proven to me

time and time again

That they choose to be together.

That there is nowhere else

they would rather be.

You know the mantra by now...

"Rob and Kristen always end up together"

I love the truth.

8. I love Tom Sturridge.

I know I have 'waxed poetic' about him endlessly...

But I love how good he is to those he loves.

How he protects Kristen.

And Rob.

And how he doesn't feel the need to discuss

his personal relationships with the press.

things that are happening in his life.

He deserves happiness.

If Tom is smiling and happy...

So goes Rose.

9. This is one of my favorite pictures of Tom.

Scruffy.

No hat.

And staring intently into the camera

with those incredible blue eyes.

One of his lopsided smiles would have made this perfect.

But I'm not complaining.

At all.

This post is brought to you by Valentines Day

and Love.

And Bunnies.

It's true you know...

Some bunny loves you.

Always

and Forever.

You are so beautiful...

To me.

Happy Hearts Everyone.

Bye for now