Dear George and Rob and Kristen

The things George could tell you...

Hi George!

I'm so sorry I haven't written in a while.

You know how life gets.

You are all busy with family and friends and work

and somehow there is just never enough time in the day

to sit down at the computer and write letters to a

big old stuffed dog.

Oh but George...

SO MUCH has happened these past few days.

So very very much.

See that drowning smiley, George?
That's the lunatic fringe.

They are trying so hard to not drown in

all the glorious goodness of Rob and Kristen.

Rob AND Kristen.

The Fringe aren't real happy right now...

Not that they ever really are.

The Rob/Kristen haters

Who exist on the extreme frayed edge of the fandom...

They are having a hard time dealing with all

the pictures of Rob and Kristen

being all together and coupley and cute and adorable.

Can't.Fucking.Wait.

SWATH is getting loads of positive feedback so far.

Kristen looks PHENOMENAL in this movie.

It's all over the place.

People are excited about it.

I know I am.

Kristen and Charlize have done a little bit of promo already...

Pretty Pair

And Charlize has stated again and again

how much she LOVES LOVES Kristen!

(Putting her on the Summit payroll of course)

I love these two women together.

Kristen seems at ease with her...

Charlize seems to understand Kristen.

And really George...

What is NOT to love about Charlize

and her EVIL QUEEN!

She KILLS it.

Mirror Mirror on the wall...

I can't wait for all of it.

Every interview.

Every picture.

Everything.

OTR Gorgeous

Oh dear George.

Imagine the reactions to this cover.

Lovely smokey Kristen

Adorable Garrett...

(awkwardly adorable)

As usual... it goes to the extreme (fringe)

One side is upset that Kristen is touching Garrett!

OH NO!

One side is glad that Kristen is touching Garrett!

GarrettStew Forever!

One side just trashes Kristen for having the nerve

to breathe the same air as they do!

I think she looks pretty fucking hot.

And she looks so young.

Which I know she is, George...

But this photoshoot suits Kristen

If you know what I mean.

And George...

You will find that most people were thrilled with this cover.

Kristen. Garrett. On the Road.

Win

Win

Win

And most people can... contrary to Foamy belief

differentiate between a movie and real life.

So what happened next?

Serenely Stunning

Kristen was on the cover of ELLEUK

Yes George.

Kristen ALWAYS looks beautiful.

It doesn't matter what she wears

or if she is all made up.

She is naturally gorgeous.

True

I prefer the Jalouse pictures...

Because it seems closer to who I think Kristen is...

But I LOVE that she is all over the place on magazine covers...

And I can't wait until the next one

and the next one...

and the next.

Oh look! Robert is WALKING!!

Look George!

Robert.

Walking.

But where, George... WHERE?

He's in Washington DC.

Yes.
I know.

"Rumor" has it that both he and Kristen

are headed to the White House Correspondents Dinner tonight.

Even though Kristen hasn't been photographed

There is talk that she is already there.

Is this true, George?

Are Rob and Kristen going to the Nerd Prom...

Dare I say it...

TOGETHER?

Well.

Given all the uproar in my twitter feed

(I still don't understand the constant angst)

There seems to be a good chance of this happening.

And guess what George?

It's on TV!!!

CNN will have a special coverage of the event starting at 9:30PM EST

C-SPAN's coverage starts at 6:30PM EST:

 Arrivals (6:30PM), Dinner Coverage (7:20PM), Dinner Preview (8:20PM) 

and the actual White House Correspondents' Dinner (9:40PM).

So we will be able to watch it unfold before our very eyes!

All we can do now is wait.

I will be honest with you George...

Where Rob and Kristen are at any given moment

doesn't really matter that much to me.

Sure... I love seeing their pretty faces together

And I enjoy speculating on the where and the why sometimes...

But at the end of the day...

I don't need to go over every minute detail of their lives

and over analyze every little crumb.

I have absolutely no worries, George.

None.

Why?

(Say it with me...)

ROBERT AND KRISTEN

ALWAYS

END 

UP

TOGETHER.

Always do.

Always will.

No matter where they go

No matter how

No matter who

No matter when

No matter why

No matter what.

They remain together.

She does seem to enjoy that jawline...

Final thoughts, George?

Shaggy and Scrappy

This letter was brought to you by Tom Sturridge.

I'm drawn to him.

I want to know more about him.

I find him fascinating.

Intriguing.

Mesmerizing.

Maybe it's because he doesn't give a shit about fame

Maybe because he's such a loyal friend to Rob and Kristen.

Maybe because he's beautiful beyond words.

And this letter is brought to you by

Love.

I love that Rob and Kristen are in love.

I love seeing them in love.

I love seeing the Fringe squirm and scramble for 

ways to make sense of their delusions.

I love Thomas Sturridge.

Green Sheep.

And you, George.

I love you.

Until next time, George.

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen Always End Up Together

Coachella Gorgeous

I'm not sure how to write this post.

All I can do is smile.

And laugh.

And guffaw.

And giggle.

and any other word that means 

laugh my ass off.

Here's the story.

Kristen was spotted at Coachella over the weekend.

Looking FABULOUS as always.

I mean seriously...

How the hell does she always look so damn beautiful?

Anyway.

So Kristen was seen with her agent/publicist Ruth.

Big uproar.

"Why is Ruth with her?"

"It must be BUSINESS"

Is it really that hard to comprehend that Kristen

actually LIKES Ruth and maybe was spending time with her

because she wanted to?

Ruth looks like a cool chick to me.

I'd hang out with her.

OK. So.

All these pics of Kristen.

No Robert.

Not a peep.

Just his Baltimore Orioles hat.

Ha!

So of course...

Then the Rob sightings started happening...

Screams from the Fringe!!

"He's not there!"

"Nice try Sheep! We know he's not there!"

"I hope a pic of Rob out with friends turns up"

and of course

the tried and true

"PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!!"

Ouch.

Coachella Walking

I guess it DID happen.

This is going to sting a little bit.

That's GOTTA sting.

Just a bit.

Or maybe a lot.

"Rob looks miserable as always"

"They are never together"

"So what? They can only ever go out with 

a million people around them!"

"It doesn't mean anything!"

Lean on me...

Oh dear.

Rob and Kristen

Leaning into each other.

TOGETHER.

And what lesson have we all learned 

from the past 3+ years?

Rob and Kristen

ALWAYS

END UP

TOGETHER.

You would think the Lunatic Fringe

would learn their lesson by now.

They must like the taste of their 

foot in their big mouths.

I bet it tastes bitter...

So once we got past Rob actually being there with Kristen...

You know what happens next... right?

That's right.

EXCUSES.

1. Rob and Kristen look like they don't want to be there.

Look at how bored and miserable they are!

Music is a strong bond.

Hello?

They are listening to music.

Look at the faces around them.

Amazing that everyone looks the same.

They ALL must be fucking miserable then...huh?

2. Rob is just there to take care of Kristen.

They never let her do anything alone.

Yeah. OK.

Rob and Kristen are once again spotted in public

Kissing.

Holding hands.

Being Rob and Kristen.

And the only reason is because Rob feels sorry for her

and needs to babysit her.

And I hate to be the one to break this news...

But Coachella isn't a place you go to be 'alone'

They have plenty of time to do that at home.

Their home.

3. It's just PR!

Rob is doing a job!

He has to be there!

Look how annoyed he is!

Yes.

PR

That's why unlike Mrs. McDonald

who sought out the cameras...

(E I E I O)

You barely see any pictures of them.

Because Rob is FORCED to kiss on Kristen

and hold her hand

(Yes, he was only doing that so she wouldn't get lost)

This is really so not nice of me, isn't it?

Pointing and laughing.

I can't seem to help myself today.

Because as irrelevant as the Fringe truly are...

Their desperate excuses never cease to entertain me.

I digress.

4. Rob is so disappointing!

He can't possibly like her more than a friend.

He feels sorry for her.

They are only FWB!

THIS is why so many people are going 

over to the HUNGER GAMES fanbase!!

Once again...

Rob and Kristen live their lives the way they want to

and they get vilified.

What did they do wrong exactly?

A wonderful adorable couple who loves music

decided on going to a famous music festival together.

That's ALL they did.

Honestly...

You have to be used to this by now.

Rob and Kristen keep showing up together

all over the fucking place...

They have for YEARS.

What part of that don't you fucking get?

Rob and Kristen always end up together.

Because that's exactly where they want to be.

As for The Hunger Games fandom?

They have plenty of vacancies available.

I hear they are looking for a few more Fringe

to up the entertainment value.

Please.

Go.

Now.

Hurry.

So what have we learned today?

Well.

I guess its that tired old adage

"The more things change...

The more they remain the same"

Haters gotta hate.

And make excuses.

And I will continue to mock their hate

and laugh at their delusional rationalizations.

This post is brought to you by TWIRLING

Because Rob and Kristen in love makes me twirl.

They are happy in love...

So I'm happy for them.

And of course...

This post is brought to you by

THOMAS STURRIDGE

I'm too sexy for my coat...

It was confirmed that Tom would be in Cannes with Kristen

for the OTR screening.

Imagine.

Tom and Kristen and Rob

Oh My.

Doesn't all this wonderful news make you smile?

So much to look forward to...

So much to be happy about.

Smile.

Life is GOOD.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Having my Cannes and eating it too...

IT'S OFFICIAL!

'Cosmopolis' and 'On the Road' are both included as 

FILMS IN COMPETITION at the 65th Cannes Film Festival! 

Congratulations to Rob and Kristen and Tom! 

We are SO SO proud of you!

The 2012 Cannes Film Festival will take place from May 16 to May 27, 2012. 

As a fan of Robert and Kristen

I'm overwhelmed with all the news we are getting...

2 new Cosmopolis trailers were released

(Go to RobStenation to see them)

And watching just those 2 minutes of Robert...

Being the Anti-Robert

Being so immersed in this character

In that world

Rob has always been so expressive just with his face

And there is a look in his eyes in this movie...

It's fascinating.

Mesmerizing.

Intoxicating.

It's like...

Well

It's like Robert Pattinson is completely gone

and all you see is Eric Packer.

Can't.

Fucking.

Wait.

And honestly...

Who pulls off the suit/tie/sunglasses

better than Robert?

Get back to me on that one...

And then we have our lovely Kristen

I fucking LOVE this poster.

"Love is a duel"

My insides are doing flips and tumbles right now.

I know a lot of people think I'm just excited by the prospect

of Robert and Kristen (and Thomas... never forget Thomas)

Going to Cannes together

But you know what?

That's not it at all.

I'm excited to see Kristen play an iconic character

A role that she admits to being beyond thrilled to play...

I'm excited for people to see how talented she is

I'm excited for everything right now.

Remember what Thomas said about working with Kristen?

“It was so terrifying entering into that world 

and what was great was just having someone that I knew

 and actually working with her. 

She's just a fucking extraordinary actress, 

just really, really extraordinary 

and it's astonishing just to see her do her job.”

And that brings me to...

Thomas Sturridge.

Because he's part of this too.

Have you seen any of his movies?

He can make you laugh...

He can make you swoon...

He can break your heart.

Thomas is

EXTRAORDINARY.

“It was genuinely, one of the deepest 

working experiences I've ever had. 

It was extraordinary.” 

On The Road

holds so many things for me.

The story.

The characters.

The people.

The anticipation is killing me.

Can't.

Fucking.

Wait.

And finally?

Will we see this on the red carpet at Cannes?

It doesn't matter.

People get worked up over the wrong things.

Yes.

It would be wonderful to see Rob and Kristen together

(And Tom on a red carpet? I die)

Do I really need to revisit the cake/frosting analogy again?

(Although the icing on this cake is SWEET)

Because what is important here...

Is the honor of their movies in the competition.

What is important here...

Is people noticing their work

their talent

As they move above and beyond.

What is important here...

Is Robert and Kristen being recognized

for all their hard work.

Not who they have on their arm.

That being said...

I enjoy having my cake.

Eating it is divine.

This post is brought to you by Talent.

Robert

Kristen

Thomas

are full of it.

Overflowing with it.

And everyday we get to see more.

I can't wait to see what tomorrow brings.

And this post is brought to you by cake.

Seeing Robert and Kristen being successful

and making incredible movies

and being recognized for their talent

is the scrumptious, delectable cake.

Seeing Robert and Kristen 

happy in love

is the exquisite icing.

So sweet.

So delightful.

So delicious.

April Showers

Bring May... ?

Until then.

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen- We Belong to You and Me

The Fringe.

I don't have a lot to say today...

Yeah.. I know... I've said that before.

But I suppose it's all been said before.

Is there such a thing as original thought?

Not if you are the Loony-Tick Fringe.

People are 'gearing' up for Cannes..

Hoping that Rob and Kristen

(and for me personally... Thomas)

Not only go this year...

But walk the red carpet together.

Why work yourself up into a foaming lather

over things that you have no control over?

If they do go and hang out together on camera?

Fucking great.

If they don't?

You know they are hanging out together just not 

in front of a camera.

Heh.

The Fringe is already making excuses as to why they

would be there together.

PR of course.

They are prepping for this moment...

trying to find some solace in pretending they don't 

care and that it's all part of the plan.

Uh huh.

Sure.

It will fucking KILL them if Rob and Kristen

show up together.

They have been zealously clinging to a HollywoodShit story

about Rob and Kristen 

 “having a clause in their Twilight contracts that they can only appear together

 at a Twilight themed red carpet together. 

Twilight kind of owns some of their appearances 

they do together until Breaking Dawn is 100% completed.”

Uh huh.

Sure.

And them showing up in Cannes to promote

Cosmopolis and OTR

is "Twilight related" ?

Of course it is!

Any time Rob and Kristen show up together

outside of Twilight promotion...

It has to be for SUMMIT!!!

It must be scary to have multiple personalities

and get confused as to which one said what.

Very scary.

Anyway...

What will be 

Will be.

And finally...

I always get these ALL SHOUTY CAPS EMAILS

showing me pictures of 

Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev

being all cute and coupley.

And hey guess what?

I think they are adorable!

I happen to LOVE Vampire Diaries

and watch it all the time.

Yes.

Ian and Nina are all kinds of cute together.

But my SHOUTY CAPS email seems to think that

that is the ONLY way to be in a relationship in public

AND

that I will NEVER EVER SEE

ROBERT AND KRISTEN BE LIKE THEM IN PUBLIC.

Well.

1. Just because SHOUTY CAPS seems to think

that Ian and Nina wrote the relationship book

doesn't matter.

Rob and Kristen live their lives

and handle their relationship

the way they want to.

And it's worked out pretty damn good so far.

But I think SHOUTY CAPS should feel free

to being as intimate and loving as she wants

in her own relationship and maybe stop 

SHOUTING about a relationship she has no say in.

Robert and Kristen have been plenty adorable

and affectionate 'outside' of work too...

People will always claim that its "PR"

but the Fringe needs to cling to that.

I always get...

"YOU NEVER SEE ROB AND KRISTEN BEING ANYTHING

EXCEPT HOSTILE AND ANGRY WHEN THEY ARE TOGETHER

YOU NEVER SEEM THEM SMILING AND AFFECTIONATE."

Really?

Well...

Obviously...

Robert and Kristen are quite taken with each other

Dare I say it?

Could it be? 

LOVE?

Of course it is!

You don't hang around this much with someone

You don't get this up close and personal with someone

You don't forsake ALL others for over 3 years

Unless you want to be with them.

Robert wants to be with Kristen.

Kristen wants to be with Robert.

Case closed.

I guess the Fringe don't own any truth handling gloves...

I imagine the PR handling gloves are pretty tight

and might be constricting blood flow to the brain.

Isn't it a pity?

Isn't it a shame?

This post is brought to you by Robert and Kristen.

They are together.

As always.

And by Thomas Sturridge.

Whom I adore.

Please go to Cannes, Thomas...

Please.

And I will leave you with some song lyrics

that I heard last night...

From "How Deep is Your Love"

(The BeeGees)

How deep is your love

I really need to learn 

'Cause we're living in a world of fools 

Breakin’ us down

When they all should let us be

We belong to you and me

Until next time.

Bye for now