Cosmopolis and On The Road
were phenomenal at Cannes!!
They both received standing ovations!
And so I ask...
Can Cannes get any better?
Let's start with the basics.
And best of all?
He looks HAPPY.
Isn't Happy Rob... just glorious?
Hasn't he earned every accolade...
Every word of praise?
He's in one of the most gorgeous spots in the world...
His latest movie is being honored
He is getting glowing reviews
Is there to share it with him.
We all saw when Rob walked the OTR Red Carpet
in support of our dear Kristen and Thomas...
And what did they give in return?
I feel like typing in all shouty caps!
This is in my top 2 favorite looks of Kristen
And I have to say 2 only because right now my
brain is a bit mushy and I can't possibly recall
every red carpet look in the past.
But my god.
LOOK AT HER.
She is sexy and stunning
and that dress.
That fucking red dress.
It fits her perfectly.
And the color?
I've said it before that she should wear red...
it suits her.
I love this dress.
And I don't say that about dresses very often.
I'm not a dress kinda person really.
I'm a jeans/t-shirt kinda person.
But this dress.
The cut outs.
The low cut front.
And the back.
There isn't anything I don't like about this dress.
Any truth that Robert helped pick it out?
Because I believe it.
That is definitely a dress a guy would want
his sexy beautiful girlfriend to wear at his premiere
on one of the most important nights of his life.
I believe it.
What do I even say to this?
I thought the OTR stuff was awesome.
Oh I was wrong...
Kristen in ravishing red
and Tom... handsome in black
and are they not the sweetest friends EVER?
Rob had to walk with his cast...
So who better to look after his girl?
His best friend.
And what a fine job he did.
He stood by her.
He held her hand as she walked up the steps.
He hugged her.
He was there for her.
He was her friend.
They are so damn adorable.
If you look up adorable in the dictionary...
The above picture would be next to the word.
And after all that...
When I thought my emo self couldn't take anymore...
What to my wondering eyes should appear?
Resplendent in his black tux...
Looking as handsome as I have ever seen him
and a smile on his face
A smile of such joy and happiness.
How can you not smile in return?
Smiling AND Walking.
The day was overwhelming.
The feelings it brought out in me...
I haven't been this giddy and excited in quite some time.
I was clicking and saving like a lunatic!
I'm not sure why this was so different...
except maybe the feeling of pride.
And on some level I realize it sounds kinda odd
to talk about being proud of actors...
But I feel like I've been on this long journey with Robert.
I feel like I was there in the beginning.
I've watched him grow as an actor.
I've watched him get better with each movie
I've watched a boy
become a man.
I'm proud of him.
Robert being happy...
Makes me happy.
and guess what?
Who is the person he most wants to share his happiness with?
He walked over to her almost immediately...
And look at them.
Both so happy and proud
Both there to support the other.
Being intimate and loving
and in the moment.
I feel a lot of emotions.
But mostly happy.
Which brings me to my final thoughts.
Robert and Kristen were seeing kissing
and holding hands
and together the whole time she was in Cannes.
So that makes the Hyenas
It makes the Hyenas
Even more so than usual.
They are angry now.
They are so bitter.
They are disgusting scavengers.
Feeding off lies and innuendo.
Foaming at the mouth
ripping and shredding
at both Rob and Kristen.
Because Rob and Kristen were together
in public view...
Being Rob and Kristen.
Being happy and in love.
Just living their lives.
Good reason, huh?
Someone asked me why the sudden PDA?
Didn't I find that odd?
There have been a lot of pictures since the beginning
and people who were with them
talking about Rob and Kristen behaving
the SAME EXACT WAY
People who come across them in bars
So many people have tweeted about it
people have reported it
and people have written about it.
Its not SUDDEN.
You have eyes, huntsman...
But you do not see.
Blinded by jealousy
(yes you are consumed with it)
It's been there all along.
Right in front of your face.
You have to be getting tired of being wrong
Even your excuses need excuses...
That's how desperate and pathetic
your rationalizations have become.
This post is brought to you by Cannes (again)
And I leave you with this...
You don't even need fucking words.
Thank you Cannes.
Until next time
Bye for now