This is for all the SHOUTY CAPS emails I get...
You know the ones I mean
I've shared them on occasion.
I'm not sure how these people keep functioning.
I don't know how they function in life at all.
Can some people be that deluded and irrational
and carry on a regular life?
I'm kinda doubting it.
"Rose- Get ready to cry! Rob will never go to London!"
That's gotta sting...
Ah... Who could forget the great Ear Debate of 2012?
It appears that Rob got to London around the same time
as Kristen did... Coincidence?
I think not.
"Rose- Rob is only in London for work and to see his family"
That must hurt a bit...
Rob followed Kristen 2 hours outside of London
to where her press junket was being held.
And they stayed in this hotel nearby...
"Rose-- Rob is in London for his birthday
with his family and friends and SHE isn't there!"
So much ANGST over whether Kristen was at
Robert's birthday party!
Rob was with her this whole damn time...
and NOW you think Kristen won't show up at his party?
Yes... she almost got in unnoticed...
But the Fandom CSI caught sight of her Nikes
and her hair.
I'm guessing her BG was hint enough...
But can I be honest?
I only had eyes for Thomas.
(his hair thing is kinda mesmerizing...
not sure if that's good or bad)
But of fucking course she was there.
Where else would she be??
"HAHAHAHA ROSE! The ONLY reason Rob showed up
at the after party was to network.
He wasn't even with her"
Keep digging that grave.
It must really be deep by now...
Like through the center of the earth?
Awww... lookie what we have here.
Not only is Robert sitting with Kristen
But so is his sister!
That must really burn, huh?
So much chatter about how Robert's family
supposedly doesn't like Kristen
(Although they welcomed her into their home during Christmas)
Well... let's face it
If you listened to these lunatics
You would believe that NO ONE likes her.
And if they ever said they did
It was a LIE!!
Or they were on Summit's payroll.
Needless to say
Robert spent all his time with Kristen
until she left for Berlin.
I imagine they will reconnect soon enough.
Cannes is this coming weekend... yes?
Quick note on the another email
I received this morning
"Rose- I've heard that Charlize HATES Kristen and
is only pretending to be friends! She ignores her
when the cameras aren't on them."
THAT is not a 'fake' hug.
Nice try though.
I know you want everyone to be as bitter
and full of foaming bile as you are...
But people who actually KNOW Kristen
And no one is making Charlize hug Kristen this way
I have a feeling that you don't make
Charlize do anything she doesn't want to do.
Maybe this isn't a popular opinion...
But I didn't 'get' Kristen's dress at the London premiere.
(Not that I know anything about fashion)
Although I did love the back of the dress
She still looked wonderful
and I think Kristen could wear a sack and look gorgeous.
I DO love this red dress from the Berlin promo today...
It suits her body perfectly
and she looks beautiful.
I love the red.
She should wear it more often.
It's a great color on her.
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I cannot tell you how excited I am for CANNES
and to see more about this movie.
And of course that opinion might be a bit
biased because of my complete adoration of
How fucking adorable does he look in this picture??
I'm pretty damn excited about Cosmopolis, too...
I'm thrilled that Robert is getting such a buzz for this movie.
And seeing Robert and Kristen and Thomas
A girl can dream.
If you don't have dreams...
How can they come true?
Until next time.
Bye for now