|He's walking... yes indeed, he's walking...|
So much awesome stuff happens that I don't even
know where to begin.
And of course...
Shit always happens on the weekend
when I'm usually too busy to be here.
But that's OK... ya know?
Because GOOD shit happened.
And now I'm looking at 'good shit'
and wondering how that is supposed to be positive...
because is there really such a thing as good shit?
These are the things that go through my mind.
How about we go back to good stuff.
Yeah. That works.
1. Let's start with the above picture.
This is Robert Pattinson Intoxication after all.
So lets be all drunk on Rob strutting through Coachella.
And believe me when I say this...
Most of the daytime pics of Rob walking
looked as though he was about to fucking punch someone
in the motherbitching face.
The Fringe will claim he's 'miserable'
because he's with Kristen...
But we all know that's not true.
THAT is not the picture of a man who is miserable
in her company.
That is just reminiscent of...
Rob was annoyed (and that's a kinder gentler way of putting it)
Maybe he just wanted to enjoy the music like everyone else.
Sure... everyone knows paparazzi will be there.
But do these guys have to chase them?
Take your fucking pictures and leave them alone.
How many pictures is enough anyway?
10? 100? 1000?
Do they chase all the celebrities?
Because you know there were a lot of them there too.
Yeah, I know... I looked at the pictures.
If looks could kill
That fucking pap would be lying dead on the ground.
Rob IS protective of Kristen.
(Some people should remember that)
LOOK at his face.
Did you ever... ever
think you would find our goofy adorkable Robert
looking like that?
Everyone has their limits.
Everyone has the line drawn in the sand.
I don't want to see Rob fucking lose it on some asshole.
But if they don't back off...
I'm afraid he will.
2. Rob and Kristen holding hands.
There are some who think there is a proper way
to hold hands and anything that doesn't meet their expectations
Rob and Kristen are not only holding hands
(it is kinda their deal, isn't it? Yes... Yes it is)
But they are SIDE BY SIDE.
No, Rob and Kristen didn't intertwine their fingers.
I guess they forgot to read
"The Lunatic Fringe guide to Hand-holding"
(Sorry... a little Neil Diamond there)
They have been holding hands like this since 2009
But the point is...
Not even the hand-holding
which is ever so charming and sweet...
The point is
They are TOGETHER.
The details are nice.
The details are wonderful.
But the big picture is...
Rob and Kristen
Because that's exactly where they want to be.
3. Remember the Kids Choice Awards a few weeks ago?
Kristen looked absolutely glowing and gorgeous...
She won a couple of their awards.
Remember how some people were all
"It's just a lame kids show, its not the Oscars!"
"Who cares if she wins, the Shippers just vote
endlessly because they have no lives!"
"It's a meaningless award!"
So when Kristen is up for Best Hero in a movie
at the MTV movie awards
We get the Fringe frantically voting against her.
Its not a BIG deal...right?
Its NOT the Oscars!
See... It's one thing to vote for Kristen
because you are her fan and want her to win an award.
It's one thing to be a fan of the Hobbit and naturally
wanting your 'hero' to win the award.
That's normal, too.
But to vote just for spite?
That's not normal.
That's the Lunatic Fringe for you.
Kristen OWNS them.
She even controls who they vote for.
Think about it.
Woe is Kristen
She didn't win the award.
I'm sure she was in tears all weekend worrying about it
while she was up close and personal with her boyfriend
at an awesome music festival.
Sounds like she was the winner after all.
Who's crying now?
This post is brought to you by the letter T
like Rob and Kristen.
Whom I adore.
Until next time.
Bye for now.