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Monday, April 15, 2013

Hands. Touching Hands.

He's walking... yes indeed, he's walking...

Sometimes.
Just sometimes.
So much awesome stuff happens that I don't even
know where to begin.
And of course...
Shit always happens on the weekend
when I'm usually too busy to be here.
But that's OK... ya know?
Because GOOD shit happened.
And now I'm looking at 'good shit'
and wondering how that is supposed to be positive...
because is there really such a thing as good shit?
These are the things that go through my mind.

How about we go back to good stuff.
Yeah. That works.
OK.

Random Thoughts.

1. Let's start with the above picture.
This is Robert Pattinson Intoxication after all.
So lets be all drunk on Rob strutting through Coachella.
And believe me when I say this...
Most of the daytime pics of Rob walking
looked as though he was about to fucking punch someone
in the motherbitching face.
Sure...
The Fringe will claim he's 'miserable' 
because he's with Kristen...
But we all know that's not true.


THAT is not the picture of a man who is miserable
in her company.

That is just reminiscent of...





Rob was annoyed (and that's a kinder gentler way of putting it)
Maybe he just wanted to enjoy the music like everyone else.
Sure... everyone knows paparazzi will be there.
But do these guys have to chase them?


I mean...
Take your fucking pictures and leave them alone.
How many pictures is enough anyway?
10? 100? 1000?
Do they chase all the celebrities?
Because you know there were a lot of them there too.

Yeah, I know... I looked at the pictures.
But goodness...


If looks could kill
That fucking pap would be lying dead on the ground.
Rob IS protective of Kristen.
(Some people should remember that)
I mean...
LOOK at his face.
Did you ever... ever
EVER
think you would find our goofy adorkable Robert
looking like that?
Not I.
Everyone has their limits.
Everyone has the line drawn in the sand.
I don't want to see Rob fucking lose it on some asshole.
But if they don't back off...
I'm afraid he will.



2. Rob and Kristen holding hands.



Of course...
There are some who think there is a proper way
to hold hands and anything that doesn't meet their expectations
doesn't count.
Uh huh.
See...
Rob and Kristen are not only holding hands
A LOT
(it is kinda their deal, isn't it? Yes... Yes it is)
But they are SIDE BY SIDE.
No, Rob and Kristen didn't intertwine their fingers.
I guess they forgot to read
"The Lunatic Fringe guide to Hand-holding"
Hands.
Touching Hands.
Reaching Out.
Touching Me.
Touching You.
(Sorry... a little Neil Diamond there)
They have been holding hands like this since 2009




But the point is...
Not even the hand-holding
which is ever so charming and sweet...
The point is
They are TOGETHER.
The details are nice.
The details are wonderful.
But the big picture is...
Rob and Kristen
ALWAYS
end up
TOGETHER.

Because that's exactly where they want to be.


3. Remember the Kids Choice Awards a few weeks ago?
Kristen looked absolutely glowing and gorgeous...
She won a couple of their awards.
Remember how some people were all
"It's just a lame kids show, its not the Oscars!"
"Who cares if she wins, the Shippers just vote
endlessly because they have no lives!"
"It's a meaningless award!"

Uh huh.
Sure.

So when Kristen is up for Best Hero in a movie
at the MTV movie awards
We get the Fringe frantically voting against her.
But wait...
Its not a BIG deal...right?
Its NOT the Oscars!
See... It's one thing to vote for Kristen
because you are her fan and want her to win an award.
That's normal.
It's one thing to be a fan of the Hobbit and naturally
wanting your 'hero' to win the award.
That's normal, too.
But to vote just for spite?
Well.
That's not normal.
That's the Lunatic Fringe for you.
Kristen OWNS them.
She even controls who they vote for.
Think about it.

And yeah.
Woe is Kristen
She didn't win the award.
I'm sure she was in tears all weekend worrying about it
while she was up close and personal with her boyfriend
at an awesome music festival.
Robert Pattinson.
That boyfriend.
Yeah.
Sounds like she was the winner after all.
Who's crying now?


This post is brought to you by the letter T

T for 
TOGETHER
like Rob and Kristen.

T for


Tom Sturridge.
Whom I adore.
Completely.

Until next time.

Bye for now.

244 comments:

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Holy said...

Hello guys,I hope everyone are having a good Friday.

Nice pics of Rob/Kristen with their baby Bernie and Rob making that face is adorable.It's nice of Rob to hang out with his Brit friends,he's just such a good guy.

Holy said...

@Allyt/Ginger- hey girls,yessssss,fist pump.

Anonymous said...

Hello everyone! Way to Allyt! I totally agree with you there. Just got home from work.
I saw the picture on Robsten Dreams of Rob and Kristen at the gas stations. I say cool. I bet she is home cooking for the rest. Or kicking back at the beach house while Rob is out with friends .

Unknown said...

My message to you fucking psychopaths that troll this board including Tempest's board at Do I Dazzle You: when you read this........SHOVE UR OWN STINKY ASS SHIT DOWN UR THROAT AND CHOKE ON IT.....AND GO FUCK YOURSELF!!! I hope ur head explodes from this!

Holy said...

Thank god they caught the psycho.He cannot hurt anyone else anymore.

LizzieD said...

HOLY -- I agree. I just hope he'll tell the truth if they get to question him. He could lie and say there were only the 2 of them but there could be more. How would they know?

Hoping our kids have a fun weekend without being chased.

Annie said...

Good evening all.
Allyt and Ginger: Loved your responses. :)

Topaz: Don't let them get to you. They want attention.
They have been shown up to be utterly irrelevant. Continually having to eat crow is tough on the fucktards.

Anonymous said...

Hi to all of Roseland - Love you guys!

Just a quick Friday night post to say hello and wish you all a great weekend. So busy and tired of work and computers at the moment.

Rob and Kristen are together!

Ginger with a Soul said...

@ truthhurts - this is actually the last time I will address to you since you are the same troll that just keeps coming back with new names but still oh so obsessed with Kristen. Here is the deal - real world wise. If this is what makes your life complete and what your world is made out of you are what we call a miss fire - should have went down the throat instead. After frantically reaching out to people that I love that live in Dallas to make sure they were ok, praying for people that I know in Boston, worrying about a dear friend that was displaced due to floods, and thinking about the world my kids have to face - you are insignificant and your hate a waste. You can continue to swim at the bottom of the pool with your kind eating any dirt you can but you will have no effect on anyone. You know nothing, you live nothing and you have shown everyone that reads this blog you are nothing. Life is short and there is always time to change so instead of wasting your life hating and obsessing on someone that would never acknowledge you or her partner who thinks even less of you do something in your life. Do something to be proud of, do something good for someone else - black hearts can beat again. You are what is wrong in our world and if you are proud of that fact I feel nothing but pity for you and honestly your parents cause I am sure they would be appalled at your behavior no matter how old you are

Annie said...

Ginger: Hey! Hey! :)
What are you up to?
Do you happen to know what the lineup is for week 2 of Coachella.

Ginger with a Soul said...

@Annie - watching the kids bounce all over the place - they are having a sleep over with a friend here while I am trying to finish up work (I swear it never ends) . Same line up as week 1

What are yoooou up too? :)

Annie said...

Ha! ........I was out with a friend but now home. Just catching up on the news.

Anonymous said...

Hello everyone! So I saw picture on Rob and Kristen at the gas station. Then that same day to me later on Rob and his friends. I think those shorts are the same to me if anyone notice. I have a feeling that Kristen are at the beach house. Probably waiting for him. What do you all think? Am I right or wrong.
Ginger- Well said to that crazy troll.

Anonymous said...

Lizzied- I kinda agree with you. There could be others too. Who knows.

gargamel said...

That T.H. troll is typing ha-ha-ha...but is crying the same syllables behind her computer because Rob and Kristen are...well...kissing a lot.
Me' tell you troll...staph cryin and wipe your snot.

Holy said...

It seems that Bear was with Bernie,mom and dad in this
pic.

http://goo.gl/Mc3M1

Ginger with a Soul said...

@Arleen- You would be correct - they stopped at the gas station before they headed to Malibu - both sets of pictures were from the same day and Kristen and the dogs were in Malibu as well

@Holy - today has been the day for pictures huh - they just keep coming :)

tufenuf55 said...

It would be so nice to see Kristen joking around with Bernie or Rob instead of being so solemn. I guess she has her reasons. Rob could care less that paps are taking his pics. I think the more she reacts to the paps presence, the more they want to take her "non-smiling" pic. I love Rob's "ooh, did you miss us" expression to Bernie. I know that Kristen smiles...we all know that. I just wish she could learn to relax more and not give the paps what they want...pics of Kristen not smiling. Also, someone posted on another website that it is against the law to leave pets in cars. I absolutely know that K&R only went in long enought to by snacks at gas station and that the dog(s)were never at risk. Why must it always be that supposedly fans are always looking for the negative in R&K. Please don't hate me for being honest about my feelings on this matter.

gargamel said...

@strepthroat (your throat hurts)
Geez! Don't turn all Godzilla now T.H. I didn't know you take kicking in the face as a compliment. Quit reading rehashing craps so u stay relevant.
Remember...Rob said:
"Tabloid makes people (you) S-T-U-P-I-D." So how much more stupid d'you wanna look?

gargamel said...

O-o..troll must be sleeping. Where's da comeback spar?

Anonymous said...

Good morning everyone. DreamerKind and all others Roseland- I am sad. Really sad. :( My favorite singers are in Antonio, Texas. Its my 80's old legends. Lisa, Lisa, Expose, and Tiffany. Are in Texas. I wish they were here in Salt Lake. Then I would go. These are my favorite. Sorry all of you. I try to get a copy of them but it work. Sorry.
Ginger- I am surprise you saw it too. I bet its hot in LA by now. I know because I use to live there.
Rose- Get rid of that Troll will you.

Anonymous said...

Well I better get ready. Going to a my cousin's birthday party in Salt Lake. At the park. Same place as where Our marathon are having at. I hope it will be safe. Talk to you all later. Keep me posted on Rob and Kristen.

Intruth said...

Good morning, Roseland! Great times to be a fan, right? Loved the pictures of Rob, Kristen, and Bernie--it's like all our little images we've hoped to see one day, we're seeing! Rob with friends in Malibu was fun, too. Love the timeline you shared, @Ginger, that they were heading out to Malibu at the gas station pics. Thanks for sharing that idea! You're so good at that stuff.

@tuf, how could anyone here hate you for your opinion??? we all know how much you love R/K. What I think of this, though, is that Kristen would probably love to feel differently, more free or whatever, but until that happens inside, she has to just be herself.

Hugs to DK-- so sorry to hear about your flooding situation. Hope you get back in your place soon.

Hugs to all you guys-- Arleen, Arte, LIZZIED, gargamel, Holy, Annie, Topaz, allyt, and everyone else lurking or I forgot to mention. I love reading all the comments!

I've been so pressed for anything but lurking time, but it's for good reasons. The school where I work has about 50% of the students below the poverty line. we decided to start an informal, free after school choir for a Mother's Day concert. We don't have hardly any after school or extra curricular fun activities because of funding issues. We opened the choir sign up and 70 kids signed up-- there are just over 300 kids in our whole school, so this is massive!!! I'm helping with the k-2 age. It is so fun! They are so excited and just loving the opportunity to sing. I was in choir all through school, even in college, and love to sing, so it's just a blast. Anyways... a little fun news to brighten everyone's day, hopefully. We have to look for the beautiful these days, when RL can look so sad and tragic.

hugs to everyone!!! Keep on loving!!!

LizzieD said...

HAPPY SATURDAY, ROSELAND!!! And a happy day it is for those in the Boston area. As happy as they can be considering the deaths and injuries which happened since last Monday. I pray for them.

I am working today but will stop in when possible to "lurk". I'm sure R & K have a busy weekend planned whether at Coachella or Malibu or wherever. I hope Rob gets to spend more time with Marcus and Jack and friends.

GINGER -- Hey!!! Hope you have a nice day and don't have to work too hard.

ARLEEN -- Don't be sad ... it'll all be for the best.

DK -- LAST but certainly not LEAST -- I'm sending good thoughts and prayers your way. Please keep us informed about your status.

LIZ IN LALA LAND -- TWIRLING!!! I have a feeling it's going to be a HAPPY weekend for our kids.

LizzieD said...

TUF -- About R & K and the paps. Look at Rob's pics from Thurs in Malibu, he doesn't look to happy with the paps there, at all. Almost has a resigned expression as if to say, "grin and bear it" ...

I think they are there for each other as needed, each calming the other. I know a lot of people think that they KNEW the paps were there when they were walking down the street smiling a couple of weeks ago but I'm not so sure they knew. They seemed too relaxed ... but who knows?

I believe that having the kind of relationship where they have each other to calm each other down is wonderful. Like the other person is THERE for you. Unfortunately, I didn't have that kind of relationship with either of my marriages. I was always the one doing the calming.

Ginger with a Soul said...

Morning Ladies and Robert

@Intruth - the pap that follows them released a new picture last night and had said they headed to Malibu after the gas station - they have been messing with dates so I usually just look and say cute pictures. I also want to say - what you are doing with the kids made me smile - good for you and good for them to have someone like you - I bet the moms will love it too :)

Intruth said...

@Ginger, that's kind of disturbing they have their own pap to deal with now... I'm always interested to hear whatever details you share. Guess we always have to take most everything with a grain of salt when it comes from "the media". Ugh.

@LIZZIED, ITA it's sweet to see a give/give relationship. I feel so very blessed that my husband is that kind of partner... I know it's special and everyone doesn't get to experience that.

Probably gotta start doing the Saturday stuff, cleaning, laundry, groceries, etc. I'll check in whenever I can and at least lurk and enjoy all your comments. I hope you guys know how sincere I am in honestly enjoying the comments, especially the positive ones. Hope everyone has a wonderful day, doing something that gives you joy and makes others' lives sweeter :)

tufenuf55 said...

InTruth and Liz

Thanks so much for your comments...they are appreciated. I absolutely admire R&K and look forward to all their successes in life as well as in film.

LizzieD said...

TUF -- We KNOW how much you love the kids!!!

Anonymous said...

Good Saturday Morning to all the Roselands!
Intruth and Lizzed- Thanks! I needed that.
DK- I hope you are ok. That is all that matters. But I hope you will get back home soon. We miss you.
As for Rob and Kristen's pictures. I am just that they spending time with each other and with their friends.
As for that troll. Take this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_TvUZEDy9Nk

Annie said...

Good afternoon all.

Doing the running errands, grocery shopping etc, etc, etc. :)

Well, well...... The fucktards are proving how tough it is to be proven irrelevant.
Misery always craves company.

Off I go again......Later folks!

tufenuf55 said...

kristenforthewin has several tumblers grouped together of how Kristen feels about the paps. Hilarious, Kristen! Your our favorite girl!!!

http://kristenforthewin.tumblr.com/

Unknown said...

Good morning,

@Intruth,

I attended impoverished schools all throughout elementary school and high school. I know what it's like to not have any extra curricular activities. I suppose that's why as a child, I attended church and joined a church youth group. They took us to different places together and did so many things together. Without them, I would not have had such kinds of stimulating experiences, so I considered myself lucky. We formed a close bond, a sense of belonging or whatever you want to call it. It was a big part of my life growing up. It is really nice what you are doing for the kids at the school, so hugs to you too.

@TH, if you have something to say, raise your hand and put it over your mouth, you psychopath.

@Everyone, Waves to everyone here. It is a beautiful Friday morning, Rob and Kristen will live their life they way they want, and I am about to take a walk to visit my neice and nephew on this beautiful sunshine morning day....I can hear the birds chirping in my mother's backyard....



Unknown said...

....ha ha ha, beautiful Saturday morning....apparently it was still Friday to me....off I go now.

DreamerKind said...

Hello All!

Still in a hotel, may be weeks, don't know but family/friends will help.

Thanks for your good wishes and comments. Will update. Miss you and our lovely Roseland.

DreamerKind said...

I'll have my working laptop back soon, so I'll be visiting.

Ginger with a Soul said...

@DK - smooches

tufenuf55 said...

DK

Hugs!

Stella said...

@DK, I hope everything is soon ok with your house and you try to feel like you're having some kind of small vacation in your hotel.

Those last few days were particularly busy, and I was exceptionally happy to come home almost every day and see some new photos of Rob and Kristen. Those faces Rob made to Bearnie in the car, were priceless. How adorable can one man be? LOL

So, take care all, I read all of your comments and enjoy them immensely. I feel like I'm stealing some of R/K happiness, just by seeing them looking so happy.

Anonymous said...

Hello Everyone! Just got home from the party. It wasn't at the park due to rain. Its been raining all week here in Utah.
DreamerKind- I hope you will return to your home soon. I can imagine in your shoes. If that was me.

Holy said...

Happy Saturday guys,I hope everyone are having a good day.

Kristen driving that old blue truck is just endearing.Not a typical HW girl at all.

@Ginger- hello girl- I know there's a lot of nice pics that coming out that we haven't seen yet.Do you think we're going to see gripping pics from Coachella
that they're talking about? LOL


Just saw Oblivion.It's actually a good movie.

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Barb said...

@Annie FUCKTARD LOVE IT! HAHA :)

@ DK hope everything is going better todsy!

@ Topaz chill sweetie eventually they will get sick on all of the good vibes coming from this blog and they will curl up and die.... or at least I'm hoping that is what will happen!

gargamel said...

new blog up

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