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Monday, July 14, 2014

Save the Best for Last




Before you go any further...
Remember that if you don't have a sense of humor,
are paranoid and defensive
or can't understand the concept of sarcasm...
STOP RIGHT NOW.



Consider yourself warned.


Summer has been busy, hasn't it?
I mean...
We are already half way through July!

I'm not a fan of summer.
Never have been.
Too hot.

Too many bugs.
Too many people.
And not enough weekends to get everything
in that you need to do.
Everyone jams every party
and wedding and get together
into 3 short months.
It's exhausting.

So where are we with Rob and Kristen 
so far this summer?

Well.


The Rover came out.
We got some delicious Rob promotion.
Seriously...


Black and white
scruffy
sunglasses
smiling
Hand heading for the hair...

That's pretty fucking OK.

Yeah... it wasn't a box office smash...
but you know what?
Rob was!
He was amazing.
Critics loved his performance.
And he wore sunglasses with scruff
with a big smile on his face at Cannes.

Truly.
LIFE is good.


Kristen has had an equally wonderful summer.
Cannes.
Sundance.
Paris fashion week.

Kristen cut her hair...


and rocked every strand.
I swear.
The girl can do any style
any color
any length
and still look better than anyone.

KSIBTU

OK then.

let's discuss the following picture.


A picture of Kristen walking with her friend.
That's all it is.

So what were some of the clever deductions
of a picture of two people walking?

Kristen is gay.
She cut her hair!
She's walking with a woman!!!
Why can't she stay away from her??
They share t-shirts!
Why must she hang out with girls???
Kristen is wearing her t-shirt pulled out again...
Is that a bump?
Does this mean she's pregnant again already??
SHE'S WALKING WITH HER FRIEND!!!
WHY GOD WHY???

Honestly.

1. Kristen cut her hair for a movie role.
Since when is that a sign of being a lesbian?
Hair length doesn't determine sexuality.

2. Kristen is walking with her good friend.
She hangs out with her female friends.
For some reason...
other women can hang out with friends
(AND cut their hair short)
and it is perfectly acceptable.
Normal.


Kristen does it and she is immediately 
harboring a secret lover.

3. When Kristen and her friend 
wear the same t-shirts
its considered an epic romance!
When Kristen and Rob share t-shirts
it's considered...  coincidence.
Double standard?
And convenient how people overlook
ALL OF THE CLOTHES SHARING
between Rob and Kristen and their friends
in the past.

4. I received an email telling me
that i was DELUSIONAL if I didn't see
how gay Kristen was.
Well.
It's because I'm not desperate to separate her
from her years long relationship with Rob.
The Robsessed Mommies out there
who hate Kristen with the heat of a million suns
will cling to ANYTHING
to push the picture of Rob and Kristen 
together out of their minds.
She must be gay...
because then it means that 
Rob NEVER touched her or was intimate with her!
It was all PR!
It was fake!
SEE???


Rob is still chaste and pure
and free of Kristen!
He's still OUR Rob!
It never happened!!



Except it did.
There are countless pictures
of Rob and Kristen
kissing
holding hands
Sharing a home.
Sharing dogs.
Sharing a life.

You can't erase that
with your shrill desperate cries.



Final Thoughts.



1. I don't need fake sources
and made up 'experts'
to believe in Rob and Kristen.

I have hope and faith in them...
I don't need bullshit lies
from needy people who are desperate
for attention so they just make shit up
and stick a 'FACT' sticker on it.


There is no chance in hell
that there is any source
that is revealing such intimate personal information
to anyone.
Especially people who immediately
scream said intimate personal information
from the highest mountain they can find.
Not happening.
Ever.

2. The word "TRUTH" is thrown about
pretty handily in this fandom...
So hows this?
The TRUTH will show itself soon enough.
It always does.

3. Some people can't seem to go a day
without mentioning this blog or my name.
Obsessed much?
And truly... stop playing the victim.
Nobody is buying it.
Did you really think you could relentlessly
attack people who disagreed with you
and call them vile disgusting names
and not have it handed back to you?
You reap what you sow.


This post is brought to you by:

Rob and Kristen...
Saving the Best for Last


Sometimes the snow comes down in June
Sometimes the sun goes round the moon
I see the passion in your eyes
Sometimes it's all a big surprise

'Cause there was a time when all I did was wish
You'd tell me this was love
It's not the way I hoped or how I planned
But somehow it's enough

And now we're standing face-to-face
Isn't this world a crazy place?
Just when I thought our chance had passed
You go and save the best for last

You went and saved the best for last



And last and definitely the BEST...


Thomas Sturridge.

I.
Adore.
Him.


Until next time.



Bye for now

Remember...
LOVE is LONG.

57 comments:

Lanette said...

Another awesome post as always. I know what you are saying people making mountains out of mole hills with every picture posted. It just gives annoying after awhile. They need faith. I have faith that these two are just fine. People just tire the crap out of me.

Brenda said...

Again with the bump?? Oh, my gosh. I have often wondered why it is that JL can do the same things and nobody rips into her. Oh, that's right, she didn't hurt Rob. Wow, people are nuts. Thanks for the voice of sanity, Rose.

Super RN Gas Passer said...

ROSE

Everyone takes the ball and runs with it but wishing something is or isn't so does not make it so

What I find so shocking is the amount of time people spend on all this nonsense they could be spending on more worthwhile pursuits...like reading a book or working or cleaning ! Lol

:)

Thanks for the post Rose !

Unknown said...

You give me peace everytime I read your blog. Thanks for that<3

zsuzsip said...

Good post Rose,those people need to get a life who read nonsense into everything,they both have their careers soaring,I think Kristen looks amazing with the haircut,but she always is,& Rob is,just Rob (stunning)!
My believe that they have moved on,&on friendly terms,&of course they were a lovely loving couple for 4 years!Well of course we all can have different opinion & can agree to disagree!
Just support their wonderful careers as it will be award worthy for both!

Anonymous said...

Fandom lesson number one: There are NO insiders. Even if the "insider" is saying everything you want to hear.


Fandom lesson number two: It's okay to hang out with your friends--gay or straight.

Ps: I can't believe the baby bumb crap is back. Maybe is time for lesson number three.

Birdie said...

Rose, I am guessing you read some crazy things, things I don't read. I think I will let you handle that,haha!
Rob and Kristen are having wonderful things happen with their careers. Isn't that what we hope for? So I would think they are having a great summer. All the other nonsense...is just that, nonsense. I can't believe people really spend the time and energy dreaming this shit up.
I have to say that the picture of Kristen with the new haircut is probably her loveliest,yet.
zsuzsip, I have to agree with you on Rob,being just Rob(stunning).

Hope everyone is having a great summer,too!

...a fan said...

A lovely post from a lovely woman about lovely people

win win win

Kay said...

So many lying liars that lie in this fandom...seriously, what's the point to all of it anyway?

What I really want to know, is what THE Blogger knows, Rose...I bet they've got some awesome stories! LOL

Take care, Roseland! ♥

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zsuzsip said...

Thanks @Birdie I think Kristen is just very,very beautiful the hair suits her,but what doesn't,well bow down to Rob's beauty its inside&outside also!Love how they making wonderful career choices!

stacy said...

Rose, I consulted an EXPERT with INSIDER Hollywood connections who confirmed that it is a FACT that people make up sooper seckrit stoopid shit all the time just so they can claim relevance. After all, wouldn't it just be horrible to be another faceless, nameless avi who accepts that we know nothing other than both Rob and Kristen seem to be doing very well in their careers? Imagine the horror?!

DreamerKind said...

The best things in life are free! Thinking! Best for last and all that jazz! Life is good!

Unknown said...

Hi Super, Rose, Marilyn, DK, And the rest of the Roselands! Good night to you all! Love the post. Hugs to you all!

katy said...

Oblivious of the "expert" sitution...but..I'm guessing, it is probably best not to know.

Awesome post as always, Rose!

Be happy and take care everyone.

Unknown said...

Kristen est apparue avec Anne Hathaway et Brie Larson dans le clip officiel Jenny Lewis, elle adore. Et je suis tout à fait mort! : D Je l'adore! Avec la guitare, il, elle et mon Dieu, cette robe convient! : D

Donc je me suis calmé un peu et je suis encore tout à fait prêts, parce que ce clip est pure perfection! Et Kristen est vraiment capable de se déplacer, vraiment la meilleure chose qui pouvait durer des jours de silence à découvrir!

DreamerKind said...

Jenny, Kristen & the Ladies!

Just One Of The Guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Irvcf6dCk-k

All our friends
They're gettin' on
But the girls are
Still staying young

If I get caught being rude
In a conversation
With a child bride
On her summer vacation

No matter how hard I try
To be just one of the guys
There's a little something inside
That won't let me

No matter how hard I try
To have an open mind
There's a little voice
Inside that prevents me
How I live

It got me here
Locked in this bathroom
Full of tears
And I have begged for you
And I have borrowed

But I been the only sister
To my own sorrow
No matter how hard
I try to be

Just one of the guys
There's a little
Something inside
That won't let me

No matter how hard I try
To have an open mind
There's a little clock
Inside that keeps ticking

There's only one difference
Between you and me
When I look at myself
All I can see
I'm just another lady
Without a baby

No matter how
Hard I try to
Have an open mind
There's a little cop
Inside that prevents

I'm not gonna break for you
I'm not gonna pray for you
I'm not gonna pay for you
That's not what ladies do

Oh when you break
When you break
Oh when you break
Oh when you break

Thanks to/Jenny Lewis

DreamerKind said...

Video above starred Jenny Lewis, Anne Hathaway, Kristen Stewart and Brie Larson.

DreamerKind said...

With drummer Tennessee Thomas, too.

DreamerKind said...

Tuesday IS a "good news" day! Way to go.

Unknown said...

Hi to all the Roselands! I have to say KRISTEN ROCKS! That is really cool.

sss said...

but is not you that once you said about a white Tshirt with IRA or out of my Dick writing probably from ROb, that they share clothes each others?

so what about the same millennium Tshirt weared from K an now Her friend were the same??

very very cute........once but now?? you don't really like that

maybe why you don't think is only a question of experiences?? possible, what is the probelm?

good for her if she live what she need to live rigth now

Unknown said...

Soothing read and the R/K pix, always so endearing #heartwarming

Unknown said...

Nothing is perfect but your imperfections are quaint
And your love is worth it and for that I will wait
And though you hate me, when you have a turn
I drive you crazy but you always return

If I fall short
If I break rank
It's a bloodsport
But I understand
I am all yours
I am a man
I'm on all fours
Willingly down

Loving you is a bloodsport
Fighting in a love war

Although you love me, sometimes we meet
Things can get ugly but we're still a team
We are an army, the brakes are within
But that's why we're stronger, and that's how we'll win

If I fall short
If I break rank
It's a bloodsport
But I understand
I am all yours
I am a man
I'm on all fours
Willingly down

Loving you is a bloodsport
Fighting in a love war

It's not what I'm in love for, I know
But I don't know if you can't help it
Baby, I'm just being selfish

Loving you is a bloodsport

I've got your back and though it's stacked against us
I've got your hand, it's us against consensus
And I will burn the people who hurt you the most and I will not learn
'Cause I am too young and too dumb to consider the terms
I'm breaking the law and I'll curse the day that they return
With a smile on my face as their heads hit the floor
And it's done, now it's curtains, the blood lost, it's the cost, it fucking hurts
But it's working and even if you ask me to stop it's too late
Because I've already decided that faith is not a distaste, it's pure hate
And it pulsates and it works its way around my brain
And anyway, what I'm tryna say is I'll protect you till the day I'll meet my maker
So don't fight me now 'cause you might need me later

Loving you is a bloodsport
Fighting in a love war


It's not what I'm in love for, I know
But I don't know if you can't help it
Baby, I'm just being selfish

Anonymous said...

You know I just don't get how some people's minds work. I do not understand how people could think that the last 5 or so years was just a PR stunt. Those of us that have been in this fandom long enough and have learned many things know that not to be true. And geez, those pictures that you put up with them at Kristen's house well, that was no PR there. They had no clue they were even being filmed. The way he holds her and kisses her and is so sweet to bring her something to drink after her swim...uh yeah right...all PR that is...LOL.

I hope this comment doesn't get my post deleted but I'm not loving the new hair style. I am just one of those people that love her hair longer however, I understand her commitment to her craft and hear that this is for a movie role so...I understand that. I'm not saying that she can't wear just about any style or color it is just my preference that she keep her hair longer and that pretty brown color that she always has.

I'm in love with the new Jenny Lewis song and video that has Kristen in it. It makes me laugh and smile to see her have so much fun and be in a video with someone that she admires musically.

Pisteuo said...

Hi Rose and Roseland!!

Hope everyone's summer is going GREAT!

I've been sooper busy...having a fling with THE Blogger. wink, wink!
Hey, SOMEBODY needs to get the FACTS straight...right?? LOL!!

Stay HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY...and COOL!!

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sss said...

IS NOT AL ALL PR X 5 YEARS;THEY WERE TOGETHER

..........BUT THEY WERE..............

SIMPLE AND NORMAL!!!!!!

WHAT'S WRONG WITH "WERE"????????GIVE YOURSELF PEACE.......................

AT THE MOMENT IS OVER...............

MABYE IN A WHILE OR MAYBE NOT...WHO KNOWS

AFTER DIFFERENT EXPERIENCES OF BOTH OF THEM......MAYBE ONE DAY OR.....MAYBE NOT.

IN ANY CASE I AGREE THAT HAVE HAD A BEAUTIFUL LOVE STORY ...... NOT SO WELL MANAGED.
ROB: + MATURE + READY:
KRIS:- IMMATURE - READY
TIMES DID NOT COINCIDE
That's all

sss said...

LIKE ALL THE MOST AMAZING LOVE STORY OF ALL OVER THE WORLD

zsuzsip said...

Love Kristen in Jenny L. video she is just sooooo cute&such good moves!
they are all hilarious in it!@dory I agree.@dk love your song & comments.

DreamerKind said...

@zsuzsip
Thanks!

Happy Friday everyone!

Unknown said...

Escape

The street was rushing beneath
This is the fastest way I know
Where all the cars move backwards
And giant alley trees were grown again
I cut across the cities backyards
Counting the cracks on the concrete
Burst open spider web
And every blade of grass would make me sneeze

When all the fields dried up
Tens of comfortable years ago
I made this journey once before
And the city fed me long enough
Took from way around the memory?
This is a parents affluence?
Lived in a pack when I was little
Then I Got pulled apart from closest friends

There was a dawn on my horizon
Silver sparkling rays were pouring in
So I sneaked away in soft hands
Another world in the making





Thanks to musicshared

Thanks to lex for correcting these lyrics
Copyright : MusiXmatch

Unknown said...

Rose, Don't post here but I do read your posts and I loved this one, Hugs BobbieV :O)

DreamerKind said...

Somethings are going on all around me, like a classic car show, German fest, carnival, and rock music. An unusual Saturday and I'm going out again to play.

What a day, can be a Saturday!

Unknown said...

Good night to all the Roselands! I have work tomorrow. Keep me posted. Hugs to you all! Night!

Barb said...

Hi Rose!
Hi posters and lurkers too!
I really hope I get to see some of these movies. I live in small town USA with only one theater in a 30 mile radius! IT SUCKS!
PR my shinny white ass!

I think Kristen's hair looks FAB!!!
While I don't think Kristen would agree with KIBTU we can think so if we wish. ;)
The video with Jenny and the guyirls is really cute. Is that a condom Kristen flips out of "his" pocket? Hilarious! :D

Well I'm gonna go clean now. ;D

Have a great day all!!

Unknown said...

here we see two different kinds of fangirls:

a) the one who just kinda falls in love immediately with their idol and just stare at them with adoration for plenty hours a day; the ones who love them truly

b) the ones who are not as much fans as all the others but still freak out when they get to meet/touch their idol

Unknown said...


temps fait oublier les douleurs, éteint les vengeances, apaise la colère et étouffe la haine ; alors le passé est comme s’il n’eût jamais existé.

Unknown said...

Good morning to all the Roselands! Happy Sunday! Keep me posted. I just got to work. Hope you all have a great Sunday! Hugs!

DreamerKind said...

Wishing all a fine day!

@Arleen
Hugs to you, too.

@Barb
The item thrown by K in the song video has been discussed to possibly be a sock that has been stuffed, which is placed in the pants, to enhance. Funny!

Unknown said...

Well in this life, you must find something to live for
'Cause when the darkness comes crawling
You go back to where you were before
'Cause this life is as fragile as a dream
And nothing is ever really as it seems

[Chorus]
As it seems
As it seems
As it seems

Well I lost my innocence, when in I let him dive
With the way he looked at me, made me feel alive
And now I know, nothing at all
With the release that comes when you're in mid fall

[Chorus]
In mid fall
In mid fall
In mid fall

'Cause in this life, you must find something to live for
'Cause when the darkness comes crawling
You go back to where you were before
'Cause this life is as fragile as a dream
And nothing is ever really as it seems

[Chorus]
As it seems
As it seems
As it seems

Unknown said...

Excuse me for a while,
While I’m wide eyed and I'm so down caught in the middle
I excused you for a while,
While I’m wide eyed and I'm so down caught in the middle
And a lion, a lion, roars would you not listen?
If a child, a child cries would you not forgive them

Chorus:
Yeah I might seem so strong
Yeah I might speak so long
I’ve never been so wrong
Yeah I might seem so strong
Yeah I might speak so long
I’ve never been so wrong

Excuse me for a while,
Turn a blind eye with a stare caught right in the middle
Have you wondered for a while
I have a feeling deep down you’re caught in the middle
If a lion, a lion, roars would you not listen?
If a child, a child cries would you not forgive them ?

Chorus:
Yeah I might seem so strong
Yeah I might speak so long
I’ve never been so wrong
Yeah I might seem so strong
Yeah I might speak so long
I’ve never been so wrong

Excuse me for a while,
While I’m wide eyed and I'm so down caught in the middle
Have you wondered for a while
I have a feeling deep down you’re caught in the middle

Chorus:
Yeah I might seem so strong
Yeah I might speak so long
I’ve never been so wrong
Yeah I might seem so strong
Yeah I might sṗeak so long
I’ve never been so wrong

DreamerKind said...

'S Wonderful

Joao Gilberto
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxfPqIF346M

Thanks to/anindya8q

DreamerKind said...

I have no opinion. I am a free thinker which means "live and let live". So there is respect for all, and stress from none.

Age does that, it frees you. We are good folks who love other good folks, be they on screen or off.

Love is love, unless it is obsession, then it is too much to feel. It overrides you. Don't be eclipsed, for you are perfect.

DreamerKind said...

Wherever, I have read lately, no one is reading here. Funny. I feel that I embrace those who do.

I kinda feel others here, unspoken and present. Do you, too? No matter, we are all one, in the scheme of things, I believe.

Unknown said...

magine (Version Originale)

Imagine there's no heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today...

Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace...

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one

Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world...

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one

Birdie said...

Looks like our dynamic duo's films are heading to TIFF, hooray!

Pretty quiet, no news is good news.

Morning DK, wherever you are!

Hope all of you are enjoying your summer!

Birdie said...
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stacy said...

Excellent news, Maps and Still Alice at TIFF. Woo hoo!

DreamerKind said...

Happy Day! I have been made a Great Aunt today. RK news about TIFF is the icing on my cake!

@Birdie
Am busy trying to join the new local Soho House but need Rob and Kristen's nominations for membership, and their email addresses to be accepted! LOL!

Birdie said...

DK, Good luck with that!Haha!

Super RN Gas Passer said...

DK

Congrats on great aunt- dom ! I have been one for about 12 years.

Congrats to R and K ! May they forever reign in film-dom !
Have a lovely day ROSELAND.

Unknown said...

Texte d'origine
Crowded hallways are the loneliest places for outcasts and rebels Or anyone who just dares to be different And you've been trying for so long to find out where your place is But in their narrow minds, there's no room for anyone who dares to do something different Oh, but listen for a minute Trust the one who's been where you are wishing all it was was sticks and stones Those words cut deep but they don't mean you're all alone You're not invisible Hear me out, there's so much more to life than what you're feeling now Someday you'll look back on all these days and all this pain is gonna be Invisible Oh, invisible So your confidence is quiet To them quiet looks like weakness but you don't have to fight it Cause you're strong enough to win without the war Every heart has a rhythm, let yours beat out so loudly That everyone can hear it, yeah, promise you don't need to hide it anymore Oh, and never be afraid of doing something different Dare to be something more Trust the one who's been where you are wishing all it was was sticks and stones Those words cut deep but they don't mean you're all alone You're not invisible Hear me out, there's so much more to life than what you're feeling now Someday you'll look back on all these days and all this pain is gonna be Invisible Oh, invisible These labels that they give you just 'cause they don't understand If you look past this moment, you'll see you've got a friend Waving a flag, for who you are, and all you're gonna do Yeah, so here's to you and here's to anyone who's ever felt invisible Yeah You're not invisible Hear me out, there's so much more to life than what you're feeling now Yeah, someday you'll look back on all these days and all this pain is gonna be Invisible It'll be invisible
Proposer une meilleure traduction

Unknown said...

Good night to all the Roselands! Hugs to you all! I am going to pray for Kristen's plane to be safe and hope her plane doesn't crash. And Rob's too. And the rest of all of you. Night everyone! Hugs!

DreamerKind said...

No mountain too high, no ocean too deep:

Can't Help Lovin Dat Man (Of Mine)

Shirley Bassey (1957):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qwWM4YZ6aU

Oh listen, sister
I love my mister man and I can't tell you why
Dere ain't no reason why I should love dat man
It must be sumpin' dat de angels done plan

Fish got to swim and birds got to fly
I got to love one man till I die
Can't help lovin' that man of mine

Tell me he's lazy, tell me he's slow
Tell me I'm crazy, maybe, I know
Can't help lovin' that man of mine

When he goes away dat's a rainy day
And when he comes back dat day is fine
The sun will shine

He can come home as late as can be
Home without him ain't no home to me
Can't help lovin' that man of mine

He can come home as late as can be
Home without him ain't no home to me
Can't help lovin' that man the way I do
Oh Can't help lovin' that man of mine

Thanks to/sas9023055

Unknown said...

Hi everyone on Roselands! Sorry, I was called in for work from 4pm to Closing time. Right now I am worry about one of my workers/team from work. When I was doing dishwasher. One of my boss came up to me told me. The one of my teammate for the dishwasher was in the ER because he has been having problems with his kidneys. I just hope he is ok. He works so hard to support his family. Especially, when he has kids and his wife. I just hope he is ok. Well, I am going to bed now. Keep me posted. Hugs to you all. Night everyone.