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Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Please Read With Proper Sarcasm

A couple of thoughts...

1. I could Write about the
Walking Wolverine.
Which is a very nice thing to Write about.
I enjoy Writing about the
Walking Wolverine.
He had a great time at TIFF.
Maps To The Stars got Wonderful reviews.
The man cleans up... Well.

And come on...
Walking Wolverine 
in a Wonderful blue suit
With Wickedly Wild Wavy hair
is fucking Wow.

2. All the incredible reviews
that STILL ALICE has received at TIFF
Especially Julianne Moore AND Kristen...
It's real and it's SPECTACULAR!

Gotta admit that I'm loving all the positive feedback
that Kristen is getting
but also the fact that she is SHINING so brightly right now.
Living well... and working well
is the BEST revenge.
(gnaw on that haters)

3. I want to ask if you have noticed
that the Lunatics that screech the loudest -

"Rob and Kristen are married with a baby!"
"Rob and Kristen will NEVER EVER be back together!"
"Rob hates Kristen and has nothing to do with her!"
"Rob's career is OVER!"
"Kristen's career is OVER!"

- Are the ones who are the neediest
and most insecure in what they believe?

Let's take the "Japan Beanie"
as an example.

So there was some video
that showed Rob getting in a car with some friends...
And even though the video was mere seconds
and blurry as shit...

(You know... when Rob flew to Japan then flew to LA
then flew back to Japan before flying to NYC and then he
flew back to LA before flying to Toronto before he
flew to Singapore!
All to throw off the paps!!!)
(Editors note: Please read with proper sarcasm)

And then of course you have the other side
of the Fringe...

(You know... the people who claim to not 'care'
about Kristen but can't seem to stop obsessing over what she says
and what she does and who she is with...
all the damn time.)

I wish I were making this up.
But alas...
People were freaking out over a beanie.
And why? To what end, exactly?
It's the same people who are SO SURE
they KNOW what is going on with Rob and Kristen
that flip out over the slightest thing.
Like a beanie.

Insecurity thy name is Lunatic Fringe.

Probably the most stunning picture of Kristen... EVER.

Hi there.

4. Google
I didn't know if I should even address this.
This site put Rob and Kristen as 'partners'
Is this the end all... be all?
That's what you are going hang your beanie on?
This brings me back to the insecure and needy
who cling to any fucking thing.
Tweets from disgruntled Brides
Unfounded self proclaimed experts.
A plethora of relatives who work for Kristen...
(and why is it that they never work for Rob?)
Insiders and sources that seemingly pop up out of nowhere
Endless blurry pictures and videos


Are you really that desperate
that you can't believe in something without this bullshit?
(Editors note: Please read with proper sarcasm)

Well... walk next to Robert Pattinson
and you are guaranteed intense media scrutiny.
She doesn't want that.
Remember Dylan Penn?
Rob was supposedly as 'smitten' with her
as he is with Twigs.
In fact...
You could go back thru the past articles
attaching a female to Rob
posted by People/E!/Other various rags
and just take out whatever name is in there
Be it
Riley Keough
Imogen Kerr
Katy Perry
Dylan Penn
Caitlin Cronenberg
Sydney Liebes
Sarah Roemer
Emilie de Raven
Mystery Blonde
Mystery Brunette
Mystery Redhead
And just put in the new "love" of the week.
(and please remember that all of the above
were never dating Rob)

Is Rob dating Twigs?

Are they just friends?

I guess that's for Rob to know...
and for us to over analyze and obsess over
to find out.
(Editors note: Please read with proper sarcasm)

6. Rob and Kristen
 I miss them.

When will I see you again?

And so it goes.

This post is brought to you by
Tom and Sienna

Still going strong after 3.5 years...
and a beautiful baby girl.

And by these incredible pictures...

Because it STILL chaps their hide.

Until next time.

Bye for now

And remember...
Love is LONG.



Kay said...

People are so fecking SCARY....the crazy that's being put out there is unbelievable. o_O


katy said...

12349Common have it, Rose!

LOVE....LOVEEE that Rob and Kristen are getting the recognition that they so well deserve.

I really have lost count of how many women for the past year have been named Rob's "new girlfriend" and this just because they were photographe standing next to him. It's ridiculous. And, Like you said all this articles writen about it are all the same, you just have to change the names.

Take care everyone

Barbara Fenwick said...

Great post Rose. It is ridiculous the things some people will believe. Take care

ELZA A.T. said...

Hi! Rose. As always, wise words in this crazy fandom. I think while there are those obsessive, crazy fans, RK will remain very private.I don't blame them. I love your posts.

Cougar4RPattz said...

OMG..I love you Rose..every post makes me smile because I have had all those same thoughts time and time again...LOVE R/K..LOVE them & support them both 100%..Everyday I cringe when reading thru my timeline bcuz of the crazy ass things people post .. I get so embarrassed wondering if Rob & Kristen read any of that crazy shit...*smh* ...

Anonymous said...

The voice of reason strikes again! What an incredible mess this is. Yikes.

It's a great season to be an R and K movie fan, that's for sure. So excited for all the upcoming goodies.


Birdie said...

Luckily, I don't know what most of this tiresome BS means. But I do know they are both getting wonderful reviews and continuing to grow in their craft. Lovely pictures of Kristen, Rob and that handsome couple Sienna and Tom. Keep it up, Rose!

Have a wonderful day, Roseland!

Anonymous said...

I'm just so in love with your posts.
And I'm an "oldie" I've pretty much been here since the beginning.
LOVE that you keep thinking clearly,
logically about these two and you're pretty much the only person I trust in the fandom that won't spread bullshit.
So I guess... Thank you, and keep it up cause you're amazing!

Flowergirl said...

Rose...great post. I wish that Rob and Kristen will be able to one day have the same kind of relationship that Tom and Sienna are enjoying now...if only the fandom would let them.

GeekChic12 said...

Love this, as always. You're exactly right about the loudest people being the most insecure in their own beliefs. It's craziness. And the ones who supposedly don't care about Kristen yet follow everything she does... I don't even want to try to understand those people, lol. Anyway, thanks for another great post!

lemoine idiane said...

AQUILO – You There Lyrics
You there, you’re better off here
You there, you’re better off here
Funny it takes no time to fall back down
Funny it takes the time to get back up
You there, you’re better off here
You there, you’re better off here
Funny it takes no time to fall back down
Funny it takes the time to get back up
Uncover your eyes
Uncover your eyes
There’s no sun, where is your direction?
Uncover your eyes
Uncover your eyes
Ask yourself, where is your reflection?
Uncover your eyes
Uncover your eyes
Theres no sun, where is your direction?
Uncover your eyes
Uncover your eyes
Ask yourself, where is your reflection?
[Lyrics to You There by AQUILO]

lemoine idiane said...

« Plus tu donnes d’amour, plus tu recevras, c’est la première loi de l’amour l’égoïste qui reste dans son coin avec son petit peu déjà accumulé restera à jamais dans son coin malheureux sans amour véritable. Ne pas être découragé si l’amour ne nous est pas rendu immédiatement est la deuxième loi. Car quand nous donnons c’est avant tout par amour, pour le plaisir de celui qu’on aime. Attendre en retour serait alors une façon de vouloir profiter, de réclamer et l’amour ne se réclame pas, l’amour s’offre. »

...a fan said...

God you are so sane...

DreamerKind said...

Leo Reisman plays Cole Porter - You Do Something To Me, 1929

Thanks to/240252

DreamerKind said...

Parlez-Moi D'Amour
(Tell Me About Love)

Lucienne Boyer (1930):

Parlez-moi d'amour
Redites-moi des choses tendres
Votre beau discours
Mon cœur n'est pas las de l'entendre

Pourvu que toujours
Vous répétiez ces mots suprêmes:
"Je vous aime"

Vous savez bien
Que dans le fond
Je n'en crois rien
Mais cependant je veux encore
Écouter ce mot que j'adore

Votre voix aux sons caressants
Qui le murmure en frémissant
Me berce de sa belle histoire
Et malgré moi je veux y croire

Il est si doux
Mon cher trésor, d'être un peu fou
La vie est parfois trop amère
Si l'on ne croit pas aux chimères

Le chagrin est vite apaisé
Et se console d'un baiser
Du cœur on guérit la blessure
Par un serment qui le rassur

Tell me about love
Tell me again soft things
Your beautiful speech

My heart is not tired of hearing
Provided always
You repeat these last words:
"I love you "

You know
That in fact
I do not believe it
But yet I still want

Listen to this word that I love
Your voice caressing sounds
That the murmur tremblingly

Rocks me her beautiful story
And in spite of myself
I want to believe

It is so sweet
My dearest treasure
To be a little crazy
Sometimes life is too bitter
If one does not believe in chimeras

Grief is quickly appeased
Console and a kiss
Of heart injury is healed
By an oath that reassured

Thanks to/retrotor

DreamerKind said...

Rob/Kristen nothing's changed con migo

You Are So Beautiful

Joe Cocker:

You are so beautiful
To me

You are so beautiful
To me
Can't you see

You're everything
I hoped for

You're everything
I need

You are so beautiful
To me

Thank you/GetThe MusicOut

DreamerKind said...

The Pajama Game - There Once Was a Man

John Raitt/Doris Day (1957)

Thanks to/MarcosCohen

DreamerKind said...

Lovers with trust in each other

I'll Never Be Jealous Again

Eddie Foy Jr/Reta Shaw (1957)

Mabel: Hinesy, Hinesy
Hines: I've learned my lesson Mabel, I'll never be jealous again.
Mabel: You stick to that now
Hines: Absolutely

Mabel: Now that's easier said than done.
Hines: I can do it
Mabel: I knew it
But lets take an example, just for fun

Picture this, you're waiting three hours
For her to come back from a date

Hines: there I am, sitting and waiting for her to come back from a date

Mabel: Here she comes, her blouse is unbutton her stockings are not very straight
Hines: Here she comes, her blouse is unbuttoned her stockings are not very straight

Mabel: Later on, she gets a bouquet with a card in it saying "Baby, you were great"
"Well, Hinesy, what would you do then?"

Hines: I would trust her, I would trust her, by George, I swear I would trust her
No I'll never be jealous again

Mabel: Nice work, Hinesy
Hines: I knew I could do it Mablel
Mabel: Now lets take another example
Picture this, you've got nothing to do so you drop in to chat for awhile
Hines: There I am, I've got nothing to do so I drop in to chat for awhile

Mabel: Somethings up, the windows are open and Gladys is forcing a smile

Hines: Somethings up, the window is open and Gladys is forcing a smile
Mabel: There you see, a shirt and a tie and pair of pants in a nice neat little pile
"Well, Hinesy"

Hines: I would trust her, I would trust her, by George I swear I would trust her

Oh I'll never be jealous, I'll never never never jealous again
Mabel: That's it Hinesy you're practically cured!

Hines: There'll be no more nightmares to sleep through
No more key holes to peep through

Mabel: No more bushes to creep through
Hines: That's my plan
Mabel: Well now that you're a new man

Picture this, you go to your sweeties apartment you borrow the key
Hines: There I am, I go to my sweeties apartment, I borrow the key
Mabel: There she is, she's giving a sailor a very affectionate squeeze

Hines: There she is, she's giving a sailor a very affectionate squeeze
Mabel: Then, to boot, she tells you she was in the arms of a cousin who was back from over seas

Mabel: Hinesy...
Hines: I would trust her, I would trust her, by George I swear, I would trust her

No I'll never be jealous
I'll never never never never never
Never be jealous again

Thanks to/DorisDayFanatic

DreamerKind said...

Dearest, as you say what do we really know?
What we may actually believe is in true love for those who choose it.
Before our own very eyes, we saw a couple choosing each other.
All else grew from there.
Meanwhile, we live our own lives, for our own loves, trusting in that.

DreamerKind said...

Don't worry cause they won't

I Can Do Without You

Doris Day/Howard Keel:

Thanks to/riendofpoodles

DreamerKind said...

All right, former Roselanders, now gone astray, I remember you. (Miss ya.)

Lurkers and others who are true, Goodnight.

Smooches and hugs to the old timers, Smitty, Gruff and Syd. You made me love you, and I still do.

DreamerKind said...

By god, I am in gloria with the new word phrases needed prior to be posted! It is so hard to not make my usual nonsense phrases from them! Still, I glory. Gracias.

DreamerKind said...

Before we part, a kiss

A Kiss To Build A Dream On

Louis Armstrong:

Thanks to/piccinini02

ADD said...

"Japan Beanie" LOL. It's funny--the ones that claim to have inside info use the dumbest things as evidence.

"As for me, all I know is that I know nothing" - Socrates

DreamerKind said...

Happy Day Roseland!

Anonymous said...

To be honest, I was waiting for a new post about the whole "Twigs thing" and you handled it well like usual.
I will always love Rob and Kristen together but I'm a realist. I am hopeful that they are together but I also realize that I would not want either of them to be with someone that isn't the right person for them. So I focus on them being happy because after all that is what everyone deserves in this life.
I must admit, I'm a bigger fan of Kristen's but that doesn't mean that I don't enjoy Rob's acting because I do, how can you not. I'm anxious to see each of their movies because for me in many ways they remind me of old Hollywood you know the one that got so commercialized that it lost what movies were all about?
Anyway, great post Rose.

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Arleen P said...

Hello to all the Roselands! I am going to bed now. I love your new post Rose. I am still here. Night everyone! Hugs!

Arleen P said...

DK, I still love all your songs. Great job!

DreamerKind said...

The boat is rocking, hold on.

DreamerKind said...

Thanks again!

Arleen P said...

Good morning to Morning Coffee, ASFJ, HKN, Merle Yamasaki, sue morris, Sherry, Sanni K, Annie, and the rest of the Havenettes! Hello! I know I saw it on Twitter. Hey where is Rose? Is she ok? But Right now I got alot of things on my mind. Which I forgot to tell you yesterday. One of my friends is battling with cancer. I don't know what kind. All I know its spreading all over his body. Him and his wife my friends. Also he is related my hubby's aunt's hubby. Its his uncle. To me there he is family. They are elderly couple. Have been together for 65 or 75 years. I know in my heart I am going to miss him. His wife is trying to be strong. Anyways, that is all I know.
Also, I am going on a 5 mile walk. At least to get out of the house. Hugs to you all! Keep me posted tonight or when I get back. Later.

Jane said...

It's over, finally over with Rob and Kristen. I guess we will now move on to Rob and Twigs who seemed to be having a lovely weekend holding hands at the beach. I wish all of them happiness.

lemoine idiane said...

I think I’ve never seen this crazyness about some person before or maybe I have, but so much hate about someone? Really, guys, take it easy. Robert is a human being, just a normal man who takes decitions and is free to be with whoever he wants to. All of you cant do anything about it, so use your time in something creative instead of wasting it in something that its not of your business.

Wether she’s pretty or not, black or white, tall or short its not of your business. Kristen Stewart has nothing to do with this and you are getting her into this, is insane. I wonder if you will ever love love love kriten love

Unknown said...

It's sad how so many people can see these two ( rob and Kristen) were meant to be together, but they, themselves can't. Maybe the mistakes they both made, ruined it.Hopefully one day the universe will be right again. Until then and always I will be happy for them. We saw them fall in love right before our eyes, but it takes a lot of work to make a relationship work, and we live in the real world.

linese said...

I am happy for Rob but question the "hand holding and cuddling in the car". It just seems so out of character for a guy who just recently stated that he was trying to stay out of view of PAPS.But then again it's his life. I love Kristen and wish Mr Pattinson the best!

lemoine idiane said...


Nothing is perfect but your imperfections are quaint
And your love is worth it and for that I will wait
And though you hate me, when you have a turn
I drive you crazy but you always return

If I fall short
If I break rank
It's a bloodsport
But I understand
I am all yours
I am a man
I'm on all fours
Willingly down

Loving you is a bloodsport
Fighting in a love war

Although you love me, sometimes we meet
Things can get ugly but we're still a team
We are an army, the brakes are within
But that's why we're stronger, and that's how we'll win

If I fall short
If I break rank
It's a bloodsport
But I understand
I am all yours
I am a man
I'm on all fours
Willingly down

Loving you is a bloodsport
Fighting in a love war

It's not what I'm in love for, I know
But I don't know if you can't help it
Baby, I'm just being selfish

Loving you is a bloodsport

I've got your back and though it's stacked against us
I've got your hand, it's us against consensus
And I will burn the people who hurt you the most and I will not learn
'Cause I am too young and too dumb to consider the terms
I'm breaking the law and I'll curse the day that they return
With a smile on my face as their heads hit the floor
And it's done, now it's curtains, the blood lost, it's the cost, it fucking hurts
But it's working and even if you ask me to stop it's too late
Because I've already decided that faith is not a distaste, it's pure hate
And it pulsates and it works its way around my brain
And anyway, what I'm tryna say is I'll protect you till the day I'll meet my maker
So don't fight me now 'cause you might need me later

Loving you is a bloodsport
Fighting in a love war

It's not what I'm in love for, I know
But I don't know if you can't help it
Baby, I'm just being selfish

Loving you is a bloodsport<<love kristen

DreamerKind said...

Words for Love:

"Choose again."

"I could see peace instead of this."

"Nothing real can be threatened. "Nothing unreal exists."

DreamerKind said...

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray that all hearts keep,
Hope foremost in sight,
Until truth,
Sheds its light.

Arleen P said...

DK, I love that. I love you all.

Super RN Gas Passer said...

The Truth about Handholding

If ever there could be
A sign that's says We're We

I think I would have to say
Handholding is here to stay

An adult with a child ... for protection
An adult with an elderly person... to lead them in the right direction
A child with a child ... to go play
A teacher with a student ... Go sit back down and STAY

However adults holding hands is a sign
That the relationship they are having is just FINE

No wrangling or wrestling free
No masks ties or shackles around the knee

Just walking along holding hands
No you don't do that because you're just FRIENDS

There is a great lesson to learn here
Love is complicated we should not interfere

Don't hang your hopes and dreams on things unseen
And don't trivialize what you know you have seen
For at the end of the day you're answer is here
The holding of hands has occurred... It's very clear

DreamerKind said...

Very good!

New Rose post!!

SusieO said...

Whew! To come in out of the cold and find your voice of reason and sanity is so refreshing. So much better than wading through the b---s---. Thank you, Rose.