Bee Leave

Look at this picture.

So much drama out of something so simple.

1.  Rob got pulled over!

(except it doesn't look like anyone is in the police car

Unless its a robot cop car in which case

I suppose anything is possible!)

2. Rob was going to Kristen's house!

3. Rob was coming from Kristen's house!

4. Rob was coming from any number of mysterious

blondes/brunettes/redhead's houses!

5. Endless circles of all colors to show everyone

where Rob really was!!

SEE!! He wasn't near Kristen!!

6. Rob was wearing a hat that Kristen wore

sometime in the near or distant past.

Or she will wear it.

Soon.

7. Rob was going to the car wash!

(we can only hope)

8. That picture wasn't taken Saturday.
It was Friday. Or Monday.
Or some other day
because for reasons unknown its
a life or death situation to know exactly
WHEN Rob was driving that car.

The point is...

The real focal point of these pictures

is the fucking car!!

COME ON PEOPLE!!!

It's the CLOWN CAR!

I wasn't even sure he still had that car

let alone still drove it!

Wonder where it was stored ALL this time?

Heh.

Let's see...

Imagine that you are an 80+ old hag

whose only claim to fame is insulting anyone

who gets you attention.

So you write a book.

It's a 'comedy' book.
No one cares.
Who has a loud and protective fanbase?

Insert Kristen Stewart.

Now here's the deal.

Joan Rivers is a comedian.

Her thing is to insult famous people

as rudely and crudely as possible.

Hey... those who can't...

spew shit at those who can.

Thing is...

If people would just let it go

(And I'm really looking at you Gossip Cop...

was it necessary to retweet that article endlessly?)

It would disappear.

But no.

And now she has said Kristen's lawyers

have contacted her lawyers.

Is this even true?

Or another attention ploy by Joan?

Has anyone but her said anything about this?

Should we take her word for it?

After dealing with 2 years of lame and pathetic insults

Why would she call out Joan Rivers?

It doesn't make much sense to me.

It doesn't seem her 'style' 

I don't know if I believe it.

I mean... if it IS true...

I get where sometimes you just want to fucking

draw that line and say 

'Stop already'

ENOUGH.

But it still doesn't ring true to me.

I guess time will tell.

The Rover.

*sigh*

I guess the Box Office wasn't that great.

But isn't the important thing

the praise that Rob got playing the part?

Shouldn't that be the focus?

Instead we get...

1. Kristen sued Joan Rivers

JUST to hurt the Rover's box office.

(yes, people really said that)

2.  Endless arguments over whose movies

did worse than his movies that did

better than her movies that made more money

than his movies and were seen by more people

than her movies.

3. It's fairly obvious to me that 

both Rob and Kristen choose movies based on the story

and who they will be working with.

I'm not saying they wouldn't like one of their movies

to be a 'phenomenon' again

(can't you just hear Oprah saying that?)

But they didn't expect Twilight to go that route either.

It's the work that is important.

It's getting recognized for that work.

And I think both Rob and Kristen

are doing just that.

4. Yes you CAN be a fan of both

Rob and Kristen.

Only bitter hags believe otherwise.

Sorry if that particular shoe fits...

But you know how the saying goes.

This could be happening RIGHT now...

Someday Soon...
You will
Bee
Leave.

Let's talk conspiracies!!
YaY!!! FuN!!

1. Rob and Kristen were never together
and just posed all loving and cute for paparazzi
because we all know how much they LOVE the paps
and that they would pimp out their private relationship
for money and promotion.

2. That not only are Rob and Kristen secretly
married... but they have a 3+ month old baby.
(age? sex? location?)
No matter that no one else in the world has EVER
thought Kristen looked remotely pregnant in any way.
Is it odd that no one else noticed?
Two of the most photographed and hounded
celebrities in the world...
and nothing from anyone.
I truly don't give a fuck what people believe...
The only reason I even bring this up is because it came
to my attention that Lamey talked about it on her site.


"I keep getting these emails, usually twice a week,
 from random Twi-Hards (is that redundant?) 
trying to convince me of their latest conspiracy:
 Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have a secret baby 
and we all missed her pregnancy."

Lainey is a bitch when it comes to Rob and Kristen...
So why write to her about this?
WHY... CHUCK.... WHY???
Good fucking grief.
I swear... Sometimes this fandom puts the Ass in Embarrassing.

3. That Rob is currently going out with either
Rebecca Dayan (a model!)
or
Imogen Kerr (Dakota's friend?)
(actress? model? No idea)
Rebecca was seen going to THE ROVER premiere
So yeah... that's all it takes.
As for Imogen...
She was seen with Rob one night
(with a group of people)
and somehow its 'confirmed'
So yeah... that's all it takes.
And lets not forget KATY PERRY!!!
Every other day he is hooking up with her!!
HOW DOES HE DO IT??
And honestly... did he ever break it off with Dylan and Riley??
Remember...they were CONFIRMED too!
Does Rob just rotate on a daily basis?
Rob has his own version of
Sister Girlfriends!
(New this September! Only on E!
Check local listings for channels in your area)
And somehow no one ever gets anything more
than Rob in the same space as these people.
Sometimes not even that.
So yeah... that's all it takes.


This post is brought to you by the word Conspiracy.

It's really not that complicated.
Or serious.

And no matter what happens in the lives of
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart
it shouldn't affect yours so profoundly.

Live your life.
You can't live theirs.

And this post is brought to you by...

Tom Sturridge.
Who has managed to be in a relationship
(With high profile Sienna Miller)
and have a real (utterly adorable) child
with relatively little drama.

Bright are the stars that shine..
Dark is the sky.

He is one of those shiny bright stars.

Until next time.

Smile and be happy.

Bee
Leave.

Bye for now.

Stewy's House of Joy

 You have to laugh at the fandom madness...

Don't you?

I mean.

SERIOUSLY.

There are so many people writing novels on Twitter

(via twitlongers)

pontificating on the right and wrong way 

to be a TRUE fan.

Preaching on what you should believe or not believe

and if you don't believe what they believe

than you are a delusional fucknut.

Fucknut.

I like that word.

Even if its not a word.

Delusional is WAY overused in this fandom.

But to be honest...

I think everyone in it is a wee bit 

on the delusional side.

You kinda have to be with the shit 

we have to deal with.

Rob and Kristen don't hand out 

a lot of private information.

They never have.

(and yes... I know...

They don't owe us any of that

and we shouldn't focus on that...

blah blah blah)

(Damn... I'm on this side of bitchy today, aren't I?)

Anyway... 

Where was I?

Oh hell.

Look.

(And this is to the Robsessed Fringe)

If you want to focus on Rob answering

'yeah, isn't it exciting'

(and is that extremely sarcastic or what?)

to whether or not he is single...

I say

GO FOR IT!!

Bask in all the glory of a single Rob

if that's what you so desire!

But beware...

It's like your continuous scrutiny 

of Rob's crotch...

It might keep your ovaries exploding

But you will never be fully satisfied.

( and ew ew ew... creepy)

Because let's be real... OK?

If Rob shows up with anyone.

(Not just Kristen)

It will be mere seconds until you find fault with her

and deem her 'not good enough'...

and start hating on her, too.

You know its true.

And next?

Like I previously mentioned...

I GET it that Rob and Kristen are private

and they don't discuss their personal lives for a reason

and 

I get that we as REAL fans should be focusing on their

careers and etc... etc... etc.

But the thing is?

We fucking watched these two people fall in love

RIGHT IN FRONT OF OUR EYES.

OK?

So fucking FORGIVE me

if I happened to love them being in love

and like seeing them together

and still believe in them.

Because as long as I believe

that they haven't 'moved' on from one another

(and no... sorry... I don't believe they have)

I'm going to continue to believe

in whatever the fuck I want to believe.

Believe.

There.

 Have I typed BELIEVE enough for you today?

Do I think they are married with a hidden child?

No.

Sorry.

Do I think they hate each other?

No.

Sorry.

Do I think they have taken a step back

to focus on their careers

(which they are obviously very serious about)

and hoping people could see them as individuals

and not as some sort of connected commodity?

Yeah.

I do.

And since I am capable of logical rational thought

(Gasp. Shock.)

I realize that things aren't the 'same' as they once were.

They need to figure out how best 

to live their lives to be happy... 

Whatever it takes.

(220... 221.)

(Vague movie reference.)

(Sorry. I'm rambling)

(But these things just pop into my

logical rational head)

It can't be easy living in the eye of the hurricane...

But at least they aren't alone.

(Nudge. Nudge. Wink. Wink.)

So it's been a year since the 'supposed' break up

of the 'supposed' relationship

and nothing?

From either of them?

No new guy... no new girl?

Two of the most beautiful people

on the face of this very earth

and they have yet to find someone else

to even date a couple of times?

I mean...

We get sightings of them out and about

all the time.

We get pap pics.

And no one ever sees Rob (or Kristen) with anyone

(well, mystery blonds/brunettes/redheads that turn

out to be friends/coworkers but they don't count...)

And if you are going to tell me that they would 

NEVER expose someone else to their crazy pap-filled lives...

That they will hide any relationships to protect them

Then.

Well.

Can't that be said of each other?

I'm going to guarantee

(yeah, I said it)

that Rob and Kristen see each other a lot.

Just not in public.

They have homes (or under arches)

where they can hang out

catch up on the latest dog food recipes

and figure out how to save that cactus

on the deck that doesn't want to flower.

They can exist outside of the public eye.

And do.

Come one. Come all.

Will that ever change?

Well. I guess that's something

that remains to be seen.

Sooner or later

Rob and Kristen will have to step out with SOMEONE

Won't they?

(Will we be surprised with who?)

And for some reason that makes me want to add

*maniacal laughter*

This post is brought to you by the bottom line.

1. I don't fucking care if you agree with me or not

I've learned long ago

"That it's all right now

I learned my lesson well.

You see, you can't please everyone

So you got to please yourself."

(Thanks Ricky Nelson)

2. I believe what I know.

I know what I believe.

3. Don't people ever tire of the continuous drama?

It's not your life, you know...

Being a fan isn't a job.

A little debate now and then is expected

but full on attacks over 2 celebrities?

Kinda lame... right?

It's not that serious.

Take a deep breath.

It's really going to be OK.

4. I adore Tom Sturridge

I'm always going to add him into every fucking post.

He's my Green Sheep.

And don't think you know.

Because you don't.

5. A baker's dozen of Believe.

well..

that would make it 14.

Shit.

6. Be happy.

Enjoy being a fan

whatever that entails.

Don't try to hurt someone.

Don't get personal.

Don't let someone else tell you what to say

or what to think

Don't censor your thoughts

because you are afraid of what others will do.

Tell the truth.

Be brave.

Have fun.

Have an opinion.

Stand up for what you believe

(OK, that makes 15)

Have faith.

But most of all...

SMILE.

It's Fine.

We're Fine.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Stop! In the Name of Love!

I'm not sure what to write about.

Hmmm.

Rob was Australia and did a premiere

for THE ROVER.

The movie is getting great reviews

Especially Rob.

Isn't that wonderful?

Kinda like how Sils Maria 

was getting great reviews in Cannes

Especially Kristen.

Seriously the most gorgeous picture of Kristen. Ever.

Isn't that wonderful?

Shouldn't you be happy if you are a fan of Rob and Kristen's?

Their future is so bright!

But yet... Drama still spins.

Let's see...

1. There was a picture of Kristen in L.A.

But wait... isn't she still filming in NOLA?

But...

OH NO

So she's on her way to NYC?

Well...

There was a picture of her actually IN L.A...

(You know... her and Rob have some major 

dog discussions coming up. Important plant planning.

These things take hours and hours... Maybe days. Weeks.)

But then again

There was a tweet about seeing her going to NYC.

And a lot of 'photo assumption'

Which is what this fandom EXCELS at.

So where the hell is she?

Last known location... L.A. California.

Anything else we are waiting on receipts.

I do love how she is able to fly all over the place

without much notice.

Just makes you think how many times 

she has gone somewhere and never been seen.

2. There was a Vine video.

Gotta admit...I kinda hate them.

All jumpy and loud and annoying.

But this one had Kristen in it.

And you can hear her say "Me and Rob"

and possibly "kissing" "work"

I don't know.

I only watched it three times.

At first people said 

IT WASN'T HER

But I'm satisfied that's her voice.

I think everyone kinda knows that much.

And I'm told that the video was from NYC

 people said from March...

My point?

I have no fucking point.

I'm pretty fucking sure that Rob and Kristen

Not only talk...

But SEE each other.

Regularly.

So the fact that Kristen talks about Rob

is not really surprising.

(but lotsa cute that it was on video)

Either was the Ninnie response

"Kristen put that out there and talked about

Rob to stay relevant!"

Yeah. OK.

Because she needs to put out a bizarre

vine video that was months old...

to stay relevant.

Sure. Sure.

3. Joan Rivers.

She made a nasty comment about Kristen in her book.

People made MUCH more of this than deserved.

Yeah...she's a dried up old bitch.

But this is her fucking shtick...

WHO CARES what she says?

Unfortunately people throw in Rob or Kristen's name

to get attention.

It's been going on for years.

(Hello Donald Trump)

I can tell you one thing for sure...

Tweeting at her and ranting at her

doesn't hurt her at all.

She wants attention.

Why give it to her?

Why give it to anyone who slams Rob or Kristen?

This fandom's 'rabid' reputation is embarrassing.

And people push the buttons 

and get the desired result.

5. Lots of random bizarro bullshit.

I'm not even talking about the invisible 'bump'

that has now led to an invisible baby.

I guess if people want to cling to that...

Go for it.

But now I've heard some people think Kristen has stretch marks?

Um. 

What?

NO.

Just NO.
Absolutely NOT.

*sigh*

6. E! Online and Gossip Cop

Does anyone believe anything they write anymore?

E! has been continuously wrong about Rob and Kristen.

They STILL bring up Riley and Dylan.

They can't even admit how off the mark they were.

As for Gossip Cop?

They did actually used to 'bust' bad gossip.

(let's face it... isn't it ALL bad?)

Now?

Now they repost shit that most people would

never see 

Just because it has Rob and/or Kristen attached to it.

Horrible vile bullshit.

And here is just another case of someone

using Rob and Kristen to get hits.

Gossip Cops comment section is legendary 

for attracting the most extreme of the Lunatic Fringe.

Bravo! You must be so proud!
You are now the bottom of the barrel!

And.

For someone to suggest that E! and GC are somehow

on Rob's payroll...

for the SOLE purpose of trashing Kristen?

Blatant Rubbish!

There is no upside for Rob to do such a thing.

Just like all the Robsessed Ninnies who seem to think

Kristen has devised some scheme to sabotage Rob.

COMPLETE BULLSHIT.

I know it's hard for some to realize

but Rob and Kristen aren't enemies.

They aren't competing.

They aren't out to hurt the other.

You really think Rob's 'team' would push

July 2012 as a way to hurt her?

You really think he wants that being brought

up over and over again?

They both get slammed when that is mentioned.

So why would they?

Makes zero sense.

And I know that those deepest of the Robsessed Mommies

out there really want to believe that 

Rob has nothing to do with Kristen.

But oh...

Oh dear.

Won't you be surprised?

7.  Tom Sturridge

Completely adore.

Always.

Forever.

This post is brought to you by the fandom police.

Stop it.

We don't need you.

Everyone is entitled to their opinion

and being able to speak about it on Twitter.

You don't get to decide what is good

bad

or anything else.

As long as they aren't HURTING or trashing someone

personally... professionally

Then back the fuck off.

Not everyone is going to agree

and in this fandom...

that is sadly more true than ever right now.

But don't you find opposing viewpoints... interesting?

Surely having everyone thinking the same thing

without variation... is...

Boring? Stifling?

Ab(by)normal?

(Bwahahaha... fucking LOVE Young Frankenstein)

How about to each their own?

Even if its wrong.

Heh.

Until next time.

Remember...

Love

is

Long.

Bye for now.

What's In a Word?

I love words.

LOVE them.

I love when people use words that aren't normally used.

I love when people use odd words

different words
Out of the ordinary words.

Words that make people think.

Words like "Blithely"

Do you think a lot of people had to run to the dictionary
and look up what it meant?
I'm guessing... Yes.

And even then the Lunatic Ninnies seem to get it wrong.
I suppose reading words
and actually comprehending what they mean...
are worlds apart in NinnieLand.

There were 2 instances where Rob answered 'Yeah'
to a question...
And its amazing how the Fringe altered
the meaning just to suit their agenda.

First off...
Let's look at the first "YEAH"

Rob on "Le Grand Journal"

He was asked the infamous question...

Sebastian: We have huge guests right now,
 it's not Kev Adams or Tomer Sisley, it's Robert and Guy
 and I found a family from Cannes this morning
 who own a hairdressing salon, 
there's Lena, Aunt Yvonne, the whole family is here
 and they have a question: 
Robert are you single? 
And if you are, does the whole family have a shot with you?


Rob: Huh, yeah.

and then lets go right to the next 'Yeah'

Was the word "Dreamy" invented for this picture?

The interviewer (of course)
brought up Kristen...

He won't talk about any of that.
 But are they still in contact?

 "Oh, yeah," he says blithely.

So if you are to believe the Fringe...
When Rob answered 'Huh, Yeah'
to the question of being single and a family having
a 'shot' with him...

HE FUCKING MEANT IT!!!
SUCK IT SHEEP!
HE'S SINGLE!!!!
HE SAID IT!!!
(but to be fair.. he never said it)

ROB SAID YEAH TO AN OBTUSE QUESTION
AND HE WANTED THE WORLD TO KNOW
THAT HE IS SINGLE!!!
SINGLE ROB! SINGLE ROB!
HE WAS SERIOUS!!!
(Or was he responding in a polite manner?)
Did you expect him to say..
 NO! to these fans?
On TV?

But then again...

When Rob (blithely)
says "OH YEAH"
to whether he is still in contact with Kristen

(Well DUH. I mean...
He has to get together with her for hours at a time
so they can discuss dog food and plant care)

The Fringe dismiss it as nothing.
HE HAD TO ANSWER LIKE THAT!
DELUSIONAL SHEEP!!
HE MEANT 'NO FUCKING WAY'
HE IS SINGLE!!!
SINGLE I TELL YOU!!!
(Yet, he has yet to truly ACT single)

Anyway.
You get my point... right?
How basically a YEAH
can be interpreted in oh so many ways.

Too bad he didn't answer like this...

But "Blithely" will do.

And that leads me to another thing.
How this fandom KILLS perfectly good words.
You know Blithely will die a horrible death now.
Hell... I've already used it 4 times.

So it will be overused... and abused
just like

meltdown
home-wrecker
delusional
denial
bump
ninja
ovaries
proud
;) wink
trust
believe
twirl
Ded (or dead)
You need to get laid
Get a life
Robsten
PR
Hater
TRUE fan

I could probably go on...
And I know I played a part in overusing these words too...
I profoundly apologize for bringing "Twirl" into
the fandom vernacular.
Forgive me.
I guess I just hate to see good hardworking words
lose all meaning.

"It's only words, and words are all
I have to take your heart away"

Everyone seems to have their own spin
on what was said
what was implied.
And no matter what happens
That will never change.

But if you adore Rob and Kristen
(which I do)
And you believe that they are still connected
(which I do)
and that they are still in each others lives
(which I do)
Then you shouldn't be surprised
if someday (soon please)
We will see this

Again.

Because some things cannot be denied.
And love is fucking long, my friends
to the moon and back.
Infinite.

This post is brought to you by LOVE

Can you blithely love someone?

The following quote is
kinda how I always felt Rob and Kristen
love each other...
(No, I'm not confusing them with Edward and Bella, Sorry)

From the movie "Meet Joe Black"

Love is passion, obsession, someone you can't live without. 
I say, fall head over heels.
 Find someone you can love like crazy 
and who will love you the same way back. 
How do you find them?
 Well, you forget your head, and you listen to your heart. 
And I'm not hearing any heart.
 Cause the truth is, honey, there's no sense living your life without this. 
To make the journey and not fall deeply in love,
 well, you haven't lived a life at all.
 But you have to try, cause if you haven't tried,
 you haven't lived.


and of course...
This post is brought to you
by my undying adoration
of Thomas Sturridge

Green. Fucking. Sheep.

Until next time.

Love will find a way.

Bye for now

Hang in there.