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Showing posts with label Clothes Hamper War. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Clothes Hamper War. Show all posts

Thursday, March 15, 2012

Rob and Kristen Share Everything

Bwa.Ha.Ha.Ha.


Do you want to know what I find 
BEYOND amusing?
The way people latch onto the fact
that Rob and Kristen share luggage...
and clothes
apartments
houses
dogs
planes
and spit.


OK... the spit was a JOKE
(Kinda... but you know what I mean)

This old thing? I just threw it on...
I ab-so-fucking-lutely LOVE
that Kristen is wearing a shirt of Robs
which she does quite frequently... I might add...
and people go bonkers.

OH EM GEE!!

Well.
There is one side that just loves that Kristen
wears Robert's clothes.
And admit it...
It is rather adorable.
I mean...
Who can blame her for wanting some part of him
next to her at all times?
And which one of you ladies hasn't wore
your significant others clothing from time to time?
There is something warmly comforting about it
And yeah..
You know...
It just shows what complete
TOTAL access
Kristen has to Rob
and everything he owns.
Everything.
Completely.

I better get this home, I think Kristen wants to wear it next...

They have shared numerous articles of clothing in the past.
Probably more than we are even aware of
(Think what you will... hahaha)

But it's pretty obvious this plaid jacket is a favorites of Rob's.
He's been wearing it for years.
And for Kristen to show up wearing it
just makes me SMILE
Rob + Kristen = Love!

Yes... it has a ZIPPER!
Yes. A Zipper.
Because it's VERY important to the rabid Foamers
to distinguish between buttons and zippers.
Kristen does also own a similar shirt with buttons.
So it has been pointed out.
Again. And again.
But come on.
Now Kristen is either STEALING Rob's clothes
unbeknownst to him
OR
She's actually out buying duplicates of all his shirts and things
just for the sole purpose of taunting her fans!
Because apparently that's what Kristen does...
She copies Rob just for attention!
It has NOTHING to do with the fact that 
Rob and Kristen 
live together 
and naturally share things as part of their relationship...
No no no
That would be way too logical.
Of course it is part of a nefarious plot
I'm sure Summit makes her wear his clothes
while she is promoting a movie
that has nothing to do with Twilight.

Does it Foam?
Wow... Rob smells like Balenciaga perfume...

I love it.
I think its cute and sweet and incredibly adorable.
And while it might be silly to get giddy
over the fact that Rob and Kristen share so many things
in their lovely relationship...
There ain't nothing wrong with a little giddy
in one's life...
And giddy is GOOD
Foamy... Bad.
Giddy... Good.



OK then...

This post is brought to you by SWATH

SnowStew is the fairest of them all.

There were 4 BTS the scenes videos from SWATH
released yesterday
I'm sure you have seen them by now.
BRILLIANT!!
The whole movie looks incredible
and we even got a snippet of Kristen's accent.
It was similar to how Charlize talks...
Kinda OLD English...
And I loved it.
Every second of it.
(and if you haven't seen it... go to RobStenation. Now)

And this post is brought to you by...

Any guesses?

Me! Me! Pick me!!

Right!

Thomas Sturridge.

Puff. Puff. Pass.
Thomas has come close to the plaid jacket...
But he seems to have one of his own.
I've seen him wearing that red plaid many times...
(and perhaps Sienna was wearing it in NYC?)

I adore him.
As always.


Until next time...

Bye for now

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Rob and Kristen. Clothes Hamper Wars...

The Eclipse poster was released yesterday.
It was cool... but predictable.
I loved that Bella was front and center...
This is her story after all!
Anyway.
Someone (forgive me for not knowing who)
put together this collage of pics from all three
of the movie posters...
And I found it interesting.
Robert hasn't changed that much...
He's still gorgeous as ever
although with every movie they get
closer and closer to my Edward ideal.
Taylor obviously has matured...
And let's face it, you can only get better
after wearing that horrific wig from Twilight!
And Kristen.
She looks so young and innocent in Twilight...
she becomes more beautiful
and more 'aware' of what her life has become
in subsequent pictures.
Love it.

Kristen out and about in LA/Beverly Hills?
Loving the smile on her face.

So supposedly she was looking at homes in Beverly Hills.
Supposedly for Robert?
Hahahahahahahaha.
Sorry.
But I'm still giggly from yesterday
and the Clothes Hamper Wars.
Yeah... something about a jacket?
Does it matter?
Well... to some people I guess it does.
Someone says 'look at the jacket... it's just like Robs!'
Then someone says 'NOOOO! It's not Robs. We can prove it!!'
Then someone says ' I love how Rob/Kristen share clothes'
Then someone says 'NOOOO! The jackets aren't the same, losers!'
Then someone says 'Blah blah same clothes blah blah'
Then someone says 'You study Rob/Kristens clothes, Losers! GET A LIFE!'
Then someone says 'Pot.Kettle.Black. Haters! GET A LIFE'
And back and forth.
Round and round it goes.
Where will it stop?
Nobody knows.

And if you aren't laughing at the Hamper Wars?
And getting all pissy over it?
I truly hope you will be OK...
Eventually.
Poor thing.


Well.
What else is there to say?
Kristen looking for a house for 'someone'
Kristen vacationing with 'someone' overseas?
Kristen and Robert sitting in a tree?
K-I-S-S-I-N-G?

The more information that comes out...
The more vile and bitter the hatred.
Its interesting...
Yet so sad.

Kristen is STILL a lesbian
(I guess Oregano didn't mind for the years they were together)
Kristen is STILL desperate
(I guess wearing your guy's clothes means that? huh?)
Kristen is STILL out of work 
(I guess she doesn't deserve time off)
Kristen is STILL pathetically following Robert
around and hoping to convince him to be with her
(I guess Robert has no free will about who 
he hangs around with)
Kristen is STILL playing the PR game
(I guess Summit has complete control 
over what she and Rob do on their own time)

Again.
Round and round it goes.
Will it stop?
Hell no.

Bye for now.