What a night!
Rob and Kristen at the PCA's.
And let me tell you...
that was one of the worst award shows EVER.
I swear to God almost everyone there was drunk or stoned...
I never really gave her much thought before...
but after last night?
I hope I never have to think about her again.
She was screaming and yelling
and talking to herself...
It was rather frightening.
And poor Rob/Kristen/Taylor
had to put up with her screaming at them on live TV.
But enough on that.
Let's look at the Rob!
|I honestly don't know what to say about this picture.|
Where do I start?
1. I get that Rob was color coordinated with Kristen...
but that jacket? Not feeling it.
So that means Rob will probably be wearing it for the next 2 years
and we can watch it disintegrate slowly but surely.
He seems to hang on to the ugly.
Brown Bubble Jacket anyone?
2. That look.
I have a couple of thoughts about that.
A) My son saw this picture and said to me
"Mom, your vampire is trying too hard to be brooding."
Can't say I disagree with that...
(Sorry, Rob. You know I love you)
B) If Kristen looked at the camera like that?
Oh the shit she would get.
"Can't she ever smile?"
You know its true.
Rob does it, he's all sexy and smoldering...
Kristen does it and she's miserable.
3. What's with his hair?
That most certainly isn't Edward hair?
I doe no.
Rob is gorgeous as always...
Just not his best day.
Just his I'm still hot as hell but a little off day.
|Head to Toe PERFECTION.|
Now Kristen is another story.
She looked absolutely STUNNING.
Love the hair.
Love the makeup.
LOVE the dress.
(How does she have such LONG legs?)
And she did phenomenally.
Yes, she was still her awkwardly adorable self...
But she did great...
and she looked great at the same time.
|I Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You.|
This is just one of MANY pictures of Rob just staring at Kristen.
Not that I blame him, mind you...
The guy just couldn't stop himself.
Sweet as hell.
Can you imagine having Rob just looking at you...
ALL THE TIME?
"I'm melting... MELTING!"
comes to mind.
|Keeping an eye on Kristen... as usual.|
This is how Rob always looks when Kristen is up on stage.
He leans forward...
So intent on watching her.
Like he wants her to know that she will be OK...
That he is there for her.
|SO PROUD OF HIS GIRL!!!|
I had 'heard' that Rob was tearing up when Kristen got her award.
And I guess this is the proof of that.
Sweet dear Kristen...
All nervous and worried about having to go up on stage alone..
All proud and happy that she did such a great job.
This is why Rob went to the awards in the first place.
He wasn't scheduled.
He didn't win anything on his own.
He was there because Kristen wanted him there.
And because he can't refuse her anything.
And just look at his eyes!
What else do you see there besides pride and happiness?
You don't tear up about someone you don't care deeply about.
|So Happy Together!|
Let's talk about one more thing here...
Taylor's role in all this.
Not only is he their natural spokesman...
He does have a ease and comfort on stage
that both Rob and Kristen don't possess...
But he is a good... 'beard' as it were
(Hypothetically speaking, of course. Heh)
Taylor helps Kristen up the stairs...
Taylor holds on to Kristen...
Fixes her dress strap...
And then the focus isn't on Rob and Kristen, is it?
But not only that...
Taylor is a good friend.
He's sweet and adorable to Kristen...
You can tell they obviously have a great friendship.
And that's just another nail in the
"nobody likes Kristen" coffin.
He takes great care of her.
So if you want to make a big deal about
'almost' hand holds
and helping up the stairs...
and wonder why Robert doesn't do these things...
just remember this was not even a week ago...
|This KISS this KISS!|
Yeah. This Kiss.
What do you think...
Rob and Kristen are going to be all over each other on
some lame ass award show?
in a pub
on New Years Eve...
Says more than any silly gestures at a silly award show.
What counts are the real moments...
Not some televised bullshit.
Oh and I can't even deal with the bullshit drama anymore...
Because it has lost all its entertainment value.
This level of desperation isn't amusing anymore...
It's downright frightening.
I'm just going to be happy that Rob and Kristen are HAPPY.
What else can I add?
This post is brought to you by the letter *K*
K for Kristen!
She stole the show.
K for KISSING!
With acceptance comes peace.
Guaranteed Foam Free.
Bye for now