Rob and Kristen- Like Magnets

The way you move — you orient yourself around him without even thinking about it.

 When he moves, even a little bit, you adjust your position at the same time.

 Like magnets… or gravity.

 You’re like a… satellite, or something.

This always happens.

I go away for a few days...

And my email is overflowing.

I was going to share some of the more interesting

and amusing ALL CAPS SHOUTY emails with you...

But maybe another time.

Because I'm distracted.

By stuff...

First off...

We got this.

Lots and lots of this.

Yeah.

Robert walking is intoxicating to me.

I'm sorry.

But it is.

Maybe to the ordinary person...

There isn't anything special about the way Robert walks

But its more than that to me.

There has always been this kind of adorable

awkward charm to the way he moves.

Maybe it's because he knows he's being watched

and photographed

and studied

(Sorry Rob)

I don't know.

But seeing pictures of Robert walking...

make me smile.

And the Beat Goes On...

It sure does.

So Rob turns up in NYC to support

someone at something or other.

Sorry if the details escape me...

But it doesn't really matter.

"I miss you"

Kristen turns up at some concert in LA.

(OK, it was Florence and the Machine)

PapaStew was the BG of the night.

So what happens?

Well...

Lets see.

1. Rob and Kristen aren't in the same city.

They broke up.

2. Rob and Kristen are in the same city.

PR.

3. Rob is seeing his secret long suffering girlfriend Jessica.

4. Kristen is seen wearing the ring and necklace 

that Rob gave her.

Famewhore.

5. Rob is going out every weekend!

He is single.

6. Kristen is alone eating tacos

and going to concerts with her father.

Famewhore.

7. Various magazines and tabloids are declaring

that Rob and Kristen are back together!

Kristen and Summit OWN those media outlets!!

She controls US, People etc and tells them what to say!

8. This is ALL PR!!!

It will be PR until the DVD comes out!

My thoughts?

1 and 2. Rob and Kristen have been in different cities

so many times over the course of the last four years.

Why is it a big deal still?

I'm not sure why people always expect them to show up together

ALL THE TIME.

Especially now.

Close your eyes and imagine what would happen if

Rob and Kristen showed up in NYC.

What do you see?

Chaos?

Unbridled stalking and harassment?

Can you imagine how their showing up anywhere 

in a public situation would divert all attention

from the event... 

and how it would all be trained on them?

Why would they do that?

Why would they want to subject themselves to that?

3. The super secret girlfriend.

They even named her.

Kinda like a well loved puppy.

Jessica must really be special.

She manages to stay (kinda) secret for years...

She puts up with Rob kissing on

hanging out with...

Hugging. Touching.

Living with Kristen.

Wow.

Are we sure that Jessica isn't in fact a puppy?

You know...

Loyal. Loving.

You leave them for a while...

and they still are there waiting for you

when you come back

with tail wagging.

Blonde "Jessica"

4. It always comes back to the RING and the NECKLACE.

So much importance is placed on those 'tokens'.

Some people think they have debunked the significance of those items.

But just making up shit and stating it as fact

isn't debunking anything.

It's just rationalizations when you can't accept the truth.

What's true?

Those 2 items are obviously very important to Kristen.

She wears them ALL THE TIME.

She has stated in interviews what they mean...

and where she got them from.

Simple.

5. Yes... Rob has gone out without Kristen.

But he has also been seen with Kristen.

Again...

A picture of them together is big money.

You realize they are more aware of this than anyone... right?

You do realize that the last thing 

Rob and Kristen want to do

is give the paps what they want.

Right?

6. No matter what Kristen does...

She will be called nasty vile names.

She breathes.

She's doing it for attention.

I have never understood how people can claim

that Kristen is desperate for attention.

Does she look like someone who wants that?

Has she ever?

Kristen could become a nun...

and people would find fault.

Sup Haters?

7. I love how idiots claim that Kristen's 'people'

are the ones running to People/US/whoever else.

Kristen has such power over these media outlets!

She tells them what to say!

She tells them what to hide!

Oh except to stop them from posting the original pictures.

Just that.

Otherwise she is the all encompassing evil of the world!!

8. And last but never least...

The ongoing "PR" claim.

I know you all find this as tedious as I do.

So...

Rob and Kristen are only back together

(except they never truly broke up)

to promote BD2?

So...

Why in hell aren't they out there doing their job?

Why didn't Kristen go to NY?

Why haven't they been parading around their 'togetherness'?

Wouldn't this be the most opportune time to do just that?

But no.

Rob and Kristen aren't on anyone's clock.

They don't prostitute out their private lives

for anyone.

Sure... they will make red carpet appearances

and other public functions...

But no one is telling them what to do 

on their personal time.

They aren't puppets performing on command.

Rob and Kristen show up together.

PR.

Rob and Kristen don't show up together.

They broke up.

You can't have it both ways.

 If Rob is indeed single...

How would he possibly be able to 

portray himself as part of a PR couple?

Sense.

Try and make some.

Just once.

Right now idiots are clinging to the release

of the BD2 DVD as the last gasp of PR.

What will they blame it on when they are still together?

What voodoo PR theory will they come up with next?

I'm sure the collective Ninnie minds

are already trying to come up with something...

It might take a while.

OK.

On to better things.

And what is better than Rob walking?

What I ask you...

What?

Shaggy and Scrappy together again!!

Rob and Tom walking!!

I mean...

Seriously.

Wait.

**deep breath**

OK.

Robert.

Thomas.

Together.

Walking.

Beanies.

Scruffy.

**deep breath**

How completely adorable are they?

Truly.

Intoxicating.

This makes up for all the bullshit drama

that is for the most part...

Self inflicted.

People concern themselves with things that don't matter.

Get worked up over trivial shit.

Rob and Kristen are...

and always have been...

Together.

Isn't that the way they always end up?

Why yes...

Yes it is.

This post is brought to you by Magnets.

Which we know Rob and Kristen are to each other.

It's hard to come between magnets 

and pull them apart.

The force is strong.

Force = Love

Ask not what Rob and Kristen 

can do for us...

Ask what we can do for Rob and Kristen.

Until next time.

Bye for now.

Rob and Kristen- It's Not Complicated.

Naturally Beautiful

Wow.

You wouldn't believe the foam I have had to wade through.

Truly unbelievable.

That doesn't even cover it.

Staggering.

Absolutely mind blowing lunacy.

And it's scary as hell.

You see...

I have friends that send me stuff all the time.

The friend who finds funny shit and wants to share it.

The friend who finds funny shit and thinks I might want to post about it.

The friend (?) who thinks they are some sort of double agent

and goes back and forth between 'enemy' camps...

Trying to glean information about Rob and Kristen.

Honestly the last one kinda worries me.

So what has happened since the last time I posted...

Let's take a look.

All You Gotta Do Is Smile That Smile...

Well.

There were a couple of 'fan' accounts floating around Twitter/FB

The girl who is in the pic with Rob/Kristen

(She said Kristen was 'different' and Rob was nice. Not much else)

And a girl who was in the pub with them on NYE.

I know.

Only TWO?

Really?

I'm sure that pub was packed to the gills that night

and yet only one person has come forward to discuss what she saw.

Thought provoking.

And what did she see?

Well...

First off...

She saw Tom! WooHoo!

I was beginning to wonder where he was hiding.

Then she said she saw Rob and Kristen throughout the evening...

Sometimes near each other... sometimes not.

But the big thing everyone is settling on...

isn't a big thing at all.

(sorry to say Rob and Kristen didn't appear to kiss in the pub).

Didn't appear to kiss?

Hmmmm.

She later added that she wasn't near them...

they were surrounded by their friends...

AND

She was kissing her own boyfriend at midnight.

So...

Is it possible she missed a kiss?

Oh yeah.

More than possible.

And while I don't think Rob or Kristen would go out of their way

to be demonstrative in their affection for each other in public

(and contrary to foamy belief, there have been many instances caught on film)

I do believe Rob kissed Kristen at midnight.

Why you say?

What makes you so sure?

No Wonder Rob Fell In Love With Her.

Well... first off....

Kristen and Rob flew to the UK to be together.

Duh.

No matter what conspiracy theories you can come up with

(and we will get into that more later)

The bottom line is Kristen and Rob spent the holiday together

Again.

Kristen and Robert couldn't even be apart for the week and a 1/2

that they would have been separated...

They both flew into London undetected...

Spent the better part of the week undetected.

And with the exception of a couple of pics on Christmas Eve...

Had a relatively low key, peaceful holiday.

So yeah.

Kristen and Robert wanted to be together for the holidays...

and when it hit midnight?

I think he kissed her well and good.

And riddle me this.

If more stories of that evening come out...

(and I can't believe they haven't already)

and there are people who claim to have seen Rob kiss Kristen...

What then?

Will you believe it?

Or will you scream "PR PR!"

"I CALL BULLSHIT!"

Do we all just fall in line and believe what ONE RANDOM GIRL tells us?

It's just one point of view.

What makes it believable?

The non kiss?

The signed blue thing?

Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep...

Let me put it this way...

Let's say hypothetically speaking (heh)

I just so happened to have a friend who was in the pub that night, too.

And this hypothetical friend

Who doesn't have a FB account...

Or isn't interested in posting on IMDB or Twitter...

Told me he saw them kiss.

Most definitely.

And then they left shortly thereafter.

So what would make this believable?

Posting it on Twitter?

Sharing it on IMDB?

Common sense?

Because I guarantee you Kristen and Rob didn't plan to

spend Christmas and NYE together...

and NOT kiss.

What do you think?

;)

Rumpled, Wrinkled, Shaggy Cigarette Smoking Robert Is Gorgeous.

"Conspiracy theories represent a glitch in human reasoning.

The theories are of course, occasionally true.

But their truth is completely uncorrelated with the believers certainty.

For some reason, sometimes when people think they've uncovered a lie

They raise confirmation bias to an art form.

They cut context away from facts and arguments

and assemble them into reassuring litanies.

And over and over I've argued helplessly with smart people

consumed by theories they were sure were irrefutable

Theories that in the end proved complete fiction."

COMPLETE FICTION

There are a lot of lame theories out there.

One person suggested Summit paid for Kristen to go there.

Right. Of course...

Kristen can't afford her own airfare.

OK.

And why exactly would Summit pay Kristen to fly to the UK

and not be seen until the very last day?

Honestly?

Oh and so many foams and dreams resting on ONE drunken story

(and come on, NYE... she was drunk)

about possible 'seeming' like they didn't kiss.

Or did they?

But the best one of all?

That its ALL a lie.

ALL OF IT.

Rob was there... or was he?

Kristen was NEVER there.

Pictures were old... faked... staged.

Nothing is as it seems.

Summit only wants you to THINK they were together.

Elaborate scheming and plotting.

For what?

Yes.

PR.

Always PR.

Everytime Rob and Kristen do stuff on their own time...

Everytime they are photographed together

Somehow Summit is pulling the strings...

SUMMIT OWNS ME! SUMMIT CONTROLS ME! OUCH! THESE STRINGS HURT!

Come on.

Please.

This has been going on for such a long time now.

IOW had nothing to do with PR.

Montreal had nothing to do with PR.

It's two people who just want to be together.

And they are together.

And how do I know this?

BECAUSE THEY ALWAYS END UP TOGETHER.

Always.

Wherever Rob is...

So is Kristen.

Wherever Kristen goes...

Rob shows up.

That's not 'just' friends

(Seriously... let that go. How long ago did he say that?)

That is two people who are in a relationship...

who work at it... who compromise...

Who know what they want...

and what they are willing to do...

and not do...

To make it happen.

You don't like Kristen.

Good for you.

You don't like Rob.

Bravo.

And even though I adore both of them...

None of it matters.

Because it's their lives.

They don't give a shit what we think...

or what we want.

And why should they?

Would you let complete strangers dictate who you should love?

Who you should spend time with?

How much affection you do or don't show in public?

Rob and Kristen are about as low-key and private as you can get.

We aren't going to get a lot of looks inside their relationship

And that doesn't make it weird or strange or messed up.

It makes it THEIRS.

And that's the bottom line.

Foamers have to be MAD at something!

So stop being so angry.

Stop with the conspiracy theories.

Just stop.

They are only two people

who fell quietly in love in a public setting.

Pretty simple, really.

There is no huge plot out there

to make us believe anything.

I believe because it makes sense.

I believe because it is what I see.

I believe because I can.

This post is brought to you by the letters *T* and *P*

T for TOM!

Tom sighting!

Since when do we have to work so damn hard to see him?

Is he still wearing the red plaid?

Has a beanie replaced the baseball hat?

These are things I need to know!

P for PLOTS!

Oh my.

Stop making shit so complicated and convoluted.

Rob loves Kristen loves Rob.

That's all there is.

P for PR!

Because those are the two most overused letters EVER...

overused...

abused...

and misused.

Does that cover it?

Oh and...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

You know what I'm laughing at.

and.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Stop.

Please.

Stomach hurts.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

OK.

 

Bye for now.

♥♥♥♥♥

Oh...

Tome is where the heart is.

;)

Just Because.

Oh and ONE more thing...

Remember 02 2?

2-0-1+1

*Get your damn decoder rings out, people!*

Wink Wink

Nudge Nudge.

Robert and Kristen and Tom... Oh My!

Remember this?

Montreal.

Thomas and Kristen (and that other guy)

Do Tom and Kristen look adorable here or what?

Kristen with her arm around him...

Smiling and hiding behind him...

I'm not sure what it is about Thomas...
But CUTE is always the word that pops into my head.

ANYWAY.

There is always SO much bullshit about Tom and Kristen.

Either they are secretly dating and Rob is just hanging around...

Or 

Thomas hates and despises Kristen and is only there

to make hanging out with her more bearable for Rob.

Believe it or not...

The same people regurgitate this bullshit.

Tom loves Kristen.

Tom hates Kristen.

Whichever works for them on any given day.

Tom has been seen with Kristen a lot lately...

It might have to do with the fact that 

Robert is his best friend...

and Robert has been seen with Kristen a lot lately.

Why is everything such a huge shitload of drama?

Do you really think Summit is forcing Tom to hang out with

Robert and Kristen?

Or is Robert forcing Tom to hang out with Kristen?

Or maybe...

Just MAYBE...

Robert

Kristen

Thomas

have minds of their own and hang out with

whomever they want to hang out with?

IMAGINE THAT!

This is not a picture of someone who hates Kristen.

This is a picture of someone who is protective of her.

Someone who cares about her.

Oh wait...

I see Summit in the background...

There are 10 guns pointed at Tom...

making him be nice and thoughtful to Kristen!

See...

It bugs the bitter foam out of some people

that Tom Sturridge...

Best friend of Robert Pattinson

LIKES Kristen Stewart.

That Tom mayhaps likes spending time with her.

That Tom mayhaps loves and adores Kristen

almost as much as Robert does!

Yeah...

They don't like that much.

Because it makes the connection Kristen has to Robert

THAT MUCH STRONGER.

Tom is willing to sit in the front seat of the taxi

and take the glare of the paparazzi cameras.

Look at his face.

I love how he pretty much ignores that there are probably

a zillion cameras in his face right there...

He seems to be pretty good at ignoring the cameras.

So it makes me laugh out loud when people are blathering and foaming

about how everyone is just Summit's puppets.

There is no free will.

Just puppets on a string

(Am I the only one thinking of The Godfather??)

“I refused to be the fool, dancing on the strings held by those bigshots.”

(Go watch this on youtube... it's funny stuff)

You gotta love this...

TWILIGHT

THE PUPPET SAGA!

Sneaky Summit!

Look...

It matters little if Thomas is hanging out with

Robert and Kristen

going to concerts

or out to dinner...

He's their friend

They obviously adore each other.

What matters is what we don't see

when there are no cameras around.

And that's the way it should be.

We don't need to know the intimate details of Rob and Kristen's lives.

They share enough of themselves as it is.

I've got no strings to hold me down
To make me fret, or make me frown
I had strings but now I'm free
There are no strings on me
I've got no strings so I have fun
I'm not tied to anyone
How I love my liberty,
There are no strings on me!

This post is brought to you by the letter *P* (of course)

P for Summit PUPPETS!

Actors have to sign their lives away when 

they make movies...

Who knew?

P for 

"PR FOR DUMMIES"

I'm thinking some people really need to read this...

Don't you just want to

BWA.

HA.

HA.
HA.

HA.

HA.

Forever and ever??

I do.

Bye for now.

 ♥♥♥