The way you move — you orient yourself around him without even thinking about it.
When he moves, even a little bit, you adjust your position at the same time.
Like magnets… or gravity.
You’re like a… satellite, or something.
This always happens.
I go away for a few days...
And my email is overflowing.
I was going to share some of the more interesting
and amusing ALL CAPS SHOUTY emails with you...
But maybe another time.
Because I'm distracted.
We got this.
Lots and lots of this.
Robert walking is intoxicating to me.
But it is.
Maybe to the ordinary person...
There isn't anything special about the way Robert walks
But its more than that to me.
There has always been this kind of adorable
awkward charm to the way he moves.
Maybe it's because he knows he's being watched
I don't know.
But seeing pictures of Robert walking...
make me smile.
|And the Beat Goes On...|
It sure does.
So Rob turns up in NYC to support
someone at something or other.
Sorry if the details escape me...
But it doesn't really matter.
|"I miss you"|
Kristen turns up at some concert in LA.
(OK, it was Florence and the Machine)
PapaStew was the BG of the night.
So what happens?
1. Rob and Kristen aren't in the same city.
They broke up.
2. Rob and Kristen are in the same city.
3. Rob is seeing his secret long suffering girlfriend Jessica.
4. Kristen is seen wearing the ring and necklace
that Rob gave her.
5. Rob is going out every weekend!
He is single.
6. Kristen is alone eating tacos
and going to concerts with her father.
7. Various magazines and tabloids are declaring
that Rob and Kristen are back together!
Kristen and Summit OWN those media outlets!!
She controls US, People etc and tells them what to say!
8. This is ALL PR!!!
It will be PR until the DVD comes out!
1 and 2. Rob and Kristen have been in different cities
so many times over the course of the last four years.
Why is it a big deal still?
I'm not sure why people always expect them to show up together
ALL THE TIME.
Close your eyes and imagine what would happen if
Rob and Kristen showed up in NYC.
What do you see?
Unbridled stalking and harassment?
Can you imagine how their showing up anywhere
in a public situation would divert all attention
from the event...
and how it would all be trained on them?
Why would they do that?
Why would they want to subject themselves to that?
3. The super secret girlfriend.
They even named her.
Kinda like a well loved puppy.
Jessica must really be special.
She manages to stay (kinda) secret for years...
She puts up with Rob kissing on
hanging out with...
Living with Kristen.
Are we sure that Jessica isn't in fact a puppy?
You leave them for a while...
and they still are there waiting for you
when you come back
with tail wagging.
4. It always comes back to the RING and the NECKLACE.
So much importance is placed on those 'tokens'.
Some people think they have debunked the significance of those items.
But just making up shit and stating it as fact
isn't debunking anything.
It's just rationalizations when you can't accept the truth.
Those 2 items are obviously very important to Kristen.
She wears them ALL THE TIME.
She has stated in interviews what they mean...
and where she got them from.
5. Yes... Rob has gone out without Kristen.
But he has also been seen with Kristen.
A picture of them together is big money.
You realize they are more aware of this than anyone... right?
You do realize that the last thing
Rob and Kristen want to do
is give the paps what they want.
6. No matter what Kristen does...
She will be called nasty vile names.
She's doing it for attention.
I have never understood how people can claim
that Kristen is desperate for attention.
Does she look like someone who wants that?
Has she ever?
Kristen could become a nun...
and people would find fault.
7. I love how idiots claim that Kristen's 'people'
are the ones running to People/US/whoever else.
Kristen has such power over these media outlets!
She tells them what to say!
She tells them what to hide!
Oh except to stop them from posting the original pictures.
Otherwise she is the all encompassing evil of the world!!
8. And last but never least...
The ongoing "PR" claim.
I know you all find this as tedious as I do.
Rob and Kristen are only back together
(except they never truly broke up)
to promote BD2?
Why in hell aren't they out there doing their job?
Why didn't Kristen go to NY?
Why haven't they been parading around their 'togetherness'?
Wouldn't this be the most opportune time to do just that?
Rob and Kristen aren't on anyone's clock.
They don't prostitute out their private lives
Sure... they will make red carpet appearances
and other public functions...
But no one is telling them what to do
on their personal time.
They aren't puppets performing on command.
Rob and Kristen show up together.
Rob and Kristen don't show up together.
They broke up.
You can't have it both ways.
If Rob is indeed single...
How would he possibly be able to
portray himself as part of a PR couple?
Try and make some.
Right now idiots are clinging to the release
of the BD2 DVD as the last gasp of PR.
What will they blame it on when they are still together?
What voodoo PR theory will they come up with next?
I'm sure the collective Ninnie minds
are already trying to come up with something...
It might take a while.
On to better things.
And what is better than Rob walking?
What I ask you...
|Shaggy and Scrappy together again!!|
Rob and Tom walking!!
How completely adorable are they?
This makes up for all the bullshit drama
that is for the most part...
People concern themselves with things that don't matter.
Get worked up over trivial shit.
Rob and Kristen are...
and always have been...
Isn't that the way they always end up?
Yes it is.
This post is brought to you by Magnets.
Which we know Rob and Kristen are to each other.
It's hard to come between magnets
and pull them apart.
The force is strong.
Force = Love
Ask not what Rob and Kristen
can do for us...
Ask what we can do for Rob and Kristen.
Until next time.
Bye for now.