Reply Hazy... Try Again.

Long weekend.

Maybe it's because I try not to

obsess over Robert so much...

It is kinda hard to keep myself in check

with the husband always lurking nearby.

Silly man.

If he ONLY knew...

Anyway.

I was cleaning out some closets over the weekend...

(See what I have to do to think of anything but Rob?)

And I came across a

Magic 8 Ball.

Remember those things?

I'm sure you do...

Everyone plus my dog used to play with one.

I remember asking it in vain

if my Boyfriend of the moment...

truly loved me...

and it would invariably come back...

"Reply hazy, try again."

Real nice.

So I thought I would shake up the little orb...

and see how it would answer

the burning Rob questions on my mind.

*shake...shake...shake*

Oh Magic 8 Ball...

(I would tell you to close your eyes here and concentrate

hard...but then you wouldn't fucking be able to read this...

and that kinda defeats the whole purpose...yes?)

OK...

Oh Magic 8 Ball...

Answer me true...

1. Does Rob love Kristen?

"As I see it, Yes."

(WOOfuckingHOO!)

2. Is Rob dating/doing Nikki?

"Outlook not so good"

(Double WooHoo!

Fuck pictures of her

standing next to his car!)

3. Does Rob read his fansites/blogs?

"Better not tell you now"

(It would be cool if he read ROBsessed.)

4. Does Rob smell?

"My sources say No"

(We all know Rob smells like cigarettes, Axe, and leather)

5. Does Rob give a shit about Oregano?

"Don't count on it."

(Bahahahahahahahahaha!

no, really...

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)

6. Will Rob ever put out a CD of his music?

"You may rely on it."

(Yesssssssss)

7. Does Rob know about the RobKats?

"Without a doubt"

(This could be scary.)

8. Does Rob think Pocket Edward is cool?

"Ask again, later"

(I wonder what it's like to have a doll that looks like you?)

9. Will Pocket Edward ever come out of hiding?

"Cannot predict now"

(Shit...I really miss PE.)

10. Will Rob fall madly in love with Rose,

run away with her...

...and live happily ever after?

"Signs point to YES."

(I fucking KNEW it...

and we all know that

the Magic 8 Ball

is NEVER fucking wrong!)

And there you have it.

The undeniable truth

that is the Magic 8 Ball.

I plan on pulling out this beautiful globe

from time to time...

and ask it the burning questions

everyone wants to know!

One last question...

Does Rose love Robert Pattinson?

"It is decidedly so"

And so it goes.

Bye for now ♥

Alone With Dark Edward...

I'm in a dark place.

With dark Edward.

I just finished reading the new chapters of "Wide Awake"

Fucking brilliant fanfic from AngstGoddess003.

If you haven't read it...

What the hell are you waiting for?

Go to LiveJournal and look her up.

*sigh*

Anyway.

I can't believe how her story sucks me in...

It's like my eyes are closed, and I'm actually standing there...

in the room with Edward...or Bella...or whoever she is writing about.

And I'm watching...not reading.

I'm seeing and feeling the words she is writing.

Fucking brilliant.

I can't stop thinking about it.

The thoughts and emotions keep rolling over me...

This is actually a fanfic that I do picture Robert as Edward.

Dark, dangerous Robert.

He has that beautiful/dangerous quality...

Robert could definitely play this Edward,

If it was brought to the screen.

(and oh what a wonderful day THAT would be!)

*sigh*

I'm full of angst and worry now...

Waiting for what is coming next.

But I know she won't let me down...

I love every word she writes.

Fucking brilliant.

Bye for now ♥

I Feel Very Protective... Of You.

"When something or someone is hyped

and you're put at the forefront

of a lot of things,

People want to tear you down.

That's kind of scary."

~Robert Pattinson~

Once you're becoming the 'hot' thing or whatever,

magazines say 'Oh we want to do a feature'

and I've just started to say 'NO',

because as soon as you start putting yourself out there-

People want to tear you down.

And I don't want to tempt anybody to want to tear me down."

~Robert Pattinson~

I love Robert.

I love how he thinks about things...

I love his mind.

I really do.

I want to protect him.

I don't want anyone to try to hurt him...

or tear him down.

I want him to be OK...

I want him to be happy.

Bye for now ♥

Oregano Spice and Everything Nice.

OK.

First I want you to take a GOOD look at the above picture.

It's not hard to do.

But stare at it awhile...

Let the image burn into your brain...

Take a deep breath...

And let us begin...

Here we have Kristen, Nikki (of course) and Michael Oregano...

Or whatever the hell his name is.

I'm surprised at a couple of things in this picture.

1. If Oregano put on a beanie and grew about 2 feet...

He might actually kinda...sorta...

pass for Rob's little brother.

Maybe.

Sunglasses. Scruff. Black jeans. Flannel check shirt....

Um...hello?

He's such a Rob wannabe.

Please give it up.

There is one...and ONLY one

Robert Pattinson...

and you, my little condiment...don't measure up.

2. The rumors about Rob and Nikki dating.

No. Just No.

I feel like the stuttering Bella in the hospital.

I can't fucking get the words out.

Are you serious? What are you saying? You can't...

Please people.

I do believe Rob and Nikki are good friends...

and believe it or not...

I don't hate Nikki Reed.

She's very pretty...and seems very sweet.

But she's not for Rob.

I don't understand why Rob can't just hang out

with someone (that he has hung out with before...btw)

without it going to 'dating', 'fucking'

'having babies with' (hahaha Goz...you got me!)

3. Oregano doesn't look happy.

Oregano is all spicY.

Oregano must be sick of having to deal with

the beauty of Robert Pattinson.

Get over it.

And finally we come to this.
Kristen was quoted in USA Today...
as follows:

"It doesn't make my relationship harder.
It's not like, 'Maybe I should be with (Pattinson)
to make them happy and it'll make me more popular!' "
Stewart laughs, adding that her real boyfriend
"is totally not a threatened guy.
But, dude, it sucks."

Yeah...RIIIIGHT.
Oregano...that spicy shit...
has no reason to be threatened by
Robert Pattinson.
Of course not.
Why would he be in any way insecure
about himself when compared to Rob?
Rob-Tall...Oregano-Stumpy
Rob-Gorgeous...Oregano-Average (in a slightly goofy way)
Rob-Really famous and sought after...Oregano- Who?
I could go on...
but it's painful for even me.
I'm embarrassed by it.
"Dude, it sucks"
I'm sure Oregano says that
ALL the fucking time.

P.S. Yes...if you haven't already noticed...
I'm one of those people
who would prefer to see Kristen and Rob together.
Go figure.

Bye for Now