Both Sides of Robert and Kristen

*WARNING WARNING

I'm bored.

I'm talking about ROBSTEN.

Again.*

 

 

I've looked at Robsten from both sides now
From up and down, and still somehow
It's Robsten illusions I recall
I really don't know Robsten at all...

 

So.

There is still so much controversy 

over that picture of Rob/Kristen walking.

So. Much.

I mean...

It's like if people prove its NOT them...

Then it proves...

What exactly?

Kristen was (is) in England with Robert.

Proven fact.

So...

What does this picture mean?

That they like to hang out with friends?

They like to walk?

I'm not sure it matters much in the

grand scheme of ROBSTEN!

Yes. I wrote the dreaded word.

Sometimes it just has to be used.

Anyway.

I was reading emails...

scanning Twitter...

and as always thoroughly entertained

by all the chaos Robsten makes.

so lets look at both sides.

 

Side 1: Rob and Kristen are just "Friends With Benefits".

Side 2: Still not sure why it's OK for Rob/Kristen to be 

"FWB" but not in a relationship.

Does that make it easier to take somehow?

 

Side 1 : Even if Rob/Kristen ARE together... they have the 

worst relationship in the history of relationships.

It won't last.

Side 2: Considering that Rob/Kristen haven't shown

very much of their relationship to the public...

What exactly are you basing this on?

 

Side 1: Rob used to be so sweet and open, 

and Kristen has made him closed up and cold.

Just like her.

Side 2: Rob has been forced to shut himself off

from the public and the press.

They want to eat him alive.

Do you blame him for being wary and 

keeping his private life... private?

Side 1:  It's pretty obvious that Kristen is a lesbian.

Side 2: So, Kristen turned lesbian AFTER dating

Oregano for 5 years, but BEFORE dating Rob?

Gotcha.

Side 1 : Why the secrecy? Just come out and admit

that you are a couple. Quit lying to everyone.

Side 2: They aren't lying to anyone.

They just aren't talking about it.

If you don't believe in them as a couple...

What are they going to admit?

Side 1: Kristen looks like she hates Rob in EVERY picture.

It's like she can't stand to be near him.

Side 2: Really? Because I've seen a lot of pictures

where she is smiling BIG time at him.

Like she absolutely ADORES him.

Eye of the beholder, huh?

Side 1: Kristen is really dating one of Rob's friends.

That's why she is over in the UK.

It has nothing to do with Rob.

Side 2: It's amazing the things that people can come 

up with to try and explain away why 

Robert and Kristen are together.

Again.

E for effort.

Side 1: There is NO way a 'real' picture of them together

hasn't surfaced by now.

 Wheres' the proof?

Side 2: How many pictures do you need?

There has been snuggling, hand-holding...

The morning 'after'...

Together in England.

The proof has been right in front of you

Just open your eyes...

Side 1: Their whole relationship is a publicity stunt.

Summit is making them have 'staged' photo ops

(like the airport tarmac)

To promote New Moon.

Side 2: Then I would think they would

have staged some photo ops with 

Kristen and Taylor.

And honestly...

Does New Moon really need MORE publicity?

Really?

Side 1: The little girl in IoW even said

that they were 'friends'. 

See? Even she knows!

Side 2: Yeah, a young girl is quoted

as saying they were friends...

So. What.

I'm not sure why so many cling to that?

 It starts with a D...

Denial.

Delusion.

Desperate.

Take your pick...

 

Side 2: Bye for now ;)

*And don't get your panties in a knot...

Just my 'opinion' about the 

stuff that I read online.

This is what happens when there 

is no new Robert news.

I ramble.*

Robert and Kristen - Together Again.

Look closely...

What do you see?

Some people going for a walk?

No... wait...

Is that... could it possibly be...

Robert and Kristen????

OK. So this picture was all over Twitter last night.

It's not a great picture... but...

It looks like Rob, Kristen, Bobby, TomStu...etc...

enjoying a pleasant walk on a beautiful shoreline.

Simple enough... yes?

But no.

Nothing is EVER simple in RobstenLand.

Not.Fucking.Ever.

1. "Rob isn't even in the picture! That's not him!"

2. "I don't care what's going on... 

Kristen is still untalented and a bitch."

3. "I think Rob and Kristen have been photo-shopped in there."

4. "Who cares? I walk with friends all the time, it means NOTHING"

5. "Kristen is just one of Rob's good friends, that's why shes there"

6. " Kristen has no friends of her own, so why wouldn't she fly

across an ocean to hang out with Rob and his friends?"

7. "Another picture showing nothing. And Kristen is so ugly."

8. "It's all a hoax, someone just dressed up people to look like Rob

and Kristen and all his friends..."

9. "It's an old picture. It was taken last year when Rob was in England,

and that's not Kristen."

10. "Blah Blah Blah.... Fucking Blah."

Yeah. I know.

Ridiculous... right?

What is the big fucking deal about this picture?

I mean...

So. What.

It's common knowledge that Kristen was indeed with Robert...

in England... yes?

So...

Why the surprise and uproar over this picture?

I don't get it.

And where does most of the negativity land?

On Kristen. Of course.

Too much bullshit.

I've heard there are 'other' pictures out there...

But I hope they stay private.

No one needs to see another damn picture

of Robert and Kristen together.

It's out there. It's done.

And who needs another excuse for the haters

to spew their bitter venom at Kristen?

Right... like they need an excuse.

Bye for now.

The Nonstens Grimm Fairy Tales

What to say.

1. I could talk about how the excuses concerning Rob and Kristen
being together are still flying fast and furious.
The pictures don't need defending.
None of them do.
There is no need to have the last word as far as
Robert and Kristen are concerned.
IT IS WHAT IT IS.
Robert and Kristen are together.
They have been for a while now.
Picture after picture comes out...
Showing them cuddling at concerts...
Legs wrapped around each other in limos...
Sharing a hotel balcony...
Saying goodbye before Rob goes to NYC...
Hanging out backstage at concerts...
Holding hands in Paris...
Showing up together...
After weeks and weeks of hiding...
in the UK.
Really?
Why even bother debating this?
The haters have to grasp onto something...
anything...
to deny Rob and Kristen.
Let them.
Truth is truth.

2. The "Eclipse" script was supposedly leaked.
It had JACKSON RATHBONE in bold letters on every page.
Is it real? Who knows.
Does it really matter? Not really.
And I don't get the whole "Don't Spoil It For Me" stuff...
Have you read the book?
Then you know what's in the script.
Eclipse has always been my favorite book...
And I can't wait to see this movie.
And I hope I'm in NYC when I do.

3. People send me 'Nonsten' stuff all the time.
Personally, I have stopped going to other sites
and reading the negative bullshit.
But when it is sent to me, I read it...
My first reaction of course, is to laugh.
The rationalizations some people come up with.
They should write Fairy Tales...
Hans Nonsten Andersen.
The Nonstens Grimm (That one fits... yes?)
And I really don't give a shit if someone
believes in Rob/Kristen...
Because I do.
But what does irritate me is when they
feel the need to constantly trash Kristen.
I mean... they fucking tear her apart.
They take every word she has said...
Twist it and turn it to suit their perverted needs..
and you wonder why she doesn't want to talk
about her relationship with Robert?
WHY SHOULD SHE?
It doesn't matter what she says.

She is trying to keep something.
She doesn't owe us anything.
You don't have to like Kristen Stewart.
But to vilify and hate her so strongly?
That's just fucking wrong.
And you know it.

4. I realize that I have talked about some
of these topics before...
and I will undoubtedly discuss them again.
That's what happens during a Rob Drought.
You reminisce...
You daydream...
You talk about whatever comes to mind.
And theres only so much I can say
about the fairy tales and fables
that The Nonstens Grimm can come up with.
I mean...
It makes for interesting reading...
At first.
But all their fables seem to have the same ending...
And that gets pretty boring and tedious.
No imagination.
No creativity...
and no originality.
I suppose they make for good bedtime stories...
Because they can really put you to sleep.

5. Bye for now.

New Year ROBsolutions

New Year Robsolutions

1. To try and limit my ROBsession to a manageable limit...
Keep the laptop closed... cell phone turned off....
at least while the family is around.

2. To stop trying to make sense of Nonsense... 
stop trying to find sanity with the insane.
Just accept that there are scary... scary... SCARY people out there.

3. To keep laughing (at you, not with you) 

and realize that no matter what the truth is...
People will always see what they want to see.

Believe what they want to believe.

4. To try really (really) hard not to gloat... taunt... 

or say "I TOLD YOU SO" every time another relationship confirming

picture of Robert and Kristen is released...

5. To keep wishing that stupidity will become painful.

6. To try and steer clear of all the drama that follows Robert/Kristen around....
Although it can be incredibly amusing to watch... 
Sometimes I get sucked into it.

7. To try to use the term ROBSTEN as little as possible. 
I kinda like StewPattz or KPattz...

8. To not get offended that some people who read my blog... 

obviously don't comprehend a word I am writing...

have no sense of humor... or know what sarcasm is.

Or they are just stupid...

and that brings me back to wishing stupidity was painful...

9. To continue to be a fan to both Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart... 

to support their upcoming movies and projects...

and be happy when they get away from the intrusive cameras and gossip.

(and happy they are together somewhere... out there... ;)

10. To keep trying to figure out the WHY of my Robert Pattinson Intoxication. 

Why Robert has affected me so much, in ways that no one else ever has...

His charm, his personality, the way he runs his fingers through his hair...

his wit, his intelligence and the wonky way he moves...

EVERYthing about Robert fascinates me, intrigues me...

and keeps me wanting to know more.

It's an interesting journey.

11. To keep being able to laugh, and not take all of this craziness seriously.

To realize it's all speculation... and that other people firmly believe in

their opinion, as strongly as I do mine.

And...

Robert and Kristen are together.

Somewhere.

Right now.

12. Bye for now.