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Thursday, February 4, 2010

Details Drama? Not Robert Pattinson!

Details Magazine.
Do we have any actual details?
I'm sure you've heard all the 'naughty' descriptions
of the pictures that are supposedly
in the magazine with Robert.
Has anyone actually seen the pictures?
Anyone?
Bueller?

And let the Drama begin!


I'm not sure what to think.
Mostly because I haven't seen the pictures.
And I would like to save my opinion about them...
for when I actually SEE them.

But... look at that sweet face above.
Awww.
Guess what?
He's not that boy anymore.
I've gotten a lot of comments here...
and emails...
saying that this is a bad move for Robert.
That he doesn't need to do this.
That it sends the wrong message.
That he was unhappy doing it.
and it goes on and on...


I would like to give Robert the benefit of any doubt.
Because he may seem all goofy and shy...
and awkward and adorkable...
But he's intelligent.
And he knows what he wants.
Was he manipulated into doing these pictures?
Who knows.
I would hope not.
I would hope that Robert is the one
who is controlling his career.
And that he knows what he is doing.


So where does this leave us?
Nowhere.
For now.

1. Are these 'racy' pictures bad for Rob's career?
Does he need to do something like this...
now?

Personally, I think Robert wants to shed
the Cedric/Edward teenage image
that he is best known for.
Will it cost him some fans?
Probably.
But some fans also call him Edward...
And think he's a virgin...
and that he really does sparkle in the sunlight.

2. Did posing with nude models hurt his 
relationship with Kristen?

I guess only Kristen could tell us that.
But (again) she did travel to the UK
AFTER the photos were taken...
and spent weeks with Rob.
So...
If she was indeed 'upset' by the pics...
Logic shows us that she managed to get over it.
But since when does logic
play a part in anything connected to
Robert and Kristen?
Exactly.

3. If this turns out to be true, I will be so 
disappointed in Rob, and may stop being a fan.
I will never see him the same way again.

Hey... to each their own.
But if Rob posing for some pictures...
is enough to make you stop being a fan?
I'm guessing you weren't much of one 
to begin with.
Maybe this is Rob's way of cleansing his fanbase...
Getting rid of those who
only see him as pure, chaste Cedward.

4. I feel sorry for Kristen.
She has to deal with this whole thing.
Can you imagine how hard this was for her?

Wow.
Someone feels sorry for Kristen?
Hey... I LOVE Kristen Stewart.
But feeling sorry for her?
She's young. She's beautiful.
She's talented.
She's rich...
She's involved in a popular franchise...
and.
AND.
She gets to BE with Robert Pattinson.
I mean...
BE WITH.
Hang out with.
Travel with.
Vacation with.
Hold hands with.
Kiss with.
Work with.
..................
Yeah...
I'm not feeling too bad for her.
Besides the fact...
I think Kristen can take care of herself just fine.
She's done a great job so far...
Hasn't she?
;)

Bye for now.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

I Think... Robert and Kristen.


Don't you ever get tired of all the drama
surrounding Robert and Kristen?

Oh sure... I've been known to 
dip my paddle into the pot...
and stir with a vengeance...

But sometimes
Sometimes you wish all the ridiculous chatter
would just fucking stop.
Sometimes you wish that people
would get a grip on reality
and not make every little thing
such a huge deal.


I've been getting a lot of emails about
Rob's upcoming photo-shoot in Details magazine.
I haven't seen the pictures.
I've heard about what they might look like...
Naked models.
Rob in compromising positions...
Stuff you would expect from a mens magazine.

"Rose- I'm so upset with this news of Rob
taking pictures with naked models!
It's so disrespectful to Kristen!
It's just not right for him to do something like this
and throw it in her face.
What do you think?"

"Rose- I'm scared to see these new pics
of Rob in Details magazine.
Why would he do something that 
is so not him?
Are people forcing him to pose in
lewd suggestive ways with naked girls?
What will happen with Kristen?
What do you think?"


I think.

I think that this is a magazine layout...
I think that it's pictures taken with models
with a zillion people around...
I think I'm jealous of those models.
I think that Robert wants to be seen as 
something other than
a teenage vampire.
I think that I can't wait to see
Sexy R-rated Robert.
I think it's not up to us
whether Kristen feels disrespected or not.
I think the fact that she spent 3 weeks with 
Robert in England AFTER the pictures were taken
tells us that Kristen was OK with it.
I think people just have to piss and moan
about anything concerning Robert.
I think that Robert and Kristen are together.
I think that I don't care if you do.
I think it's ridiculous to hate someone you don't know.
I think it's odd that people would rather
have Rob with anyone other than Kristen.
I think that together or apart,
I will always love Robert and Kristen.
I think that people shouldn't put so much faith
in gossip rags and twitter.
I think that no matter what is said
or what is done
People will continue to believe
what they want to believe.

I think.
Do you?

Bye for now.

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Ted C or Lainey. Who Do You Believe?

Poor baby...
 
I'm going to talk about Ted C and Lainey today.
They kinda used to be on opposite sides of 
the whole "Robsten" drama.
Ted was for...
Lainey against.
But all that has changed in recent months...
The lines have been blurred...
The sides have become vague.

Um... nice jawline.

The biggest difference is that while Ted C
has always been on the "Robsten" train...
Lainey used to scoff at the idea.
She made fun of Robert...
She made fun of Twilight fans.
So at first I was reluctant to like her.

Personally...
I read both sites every day.
Lainey and Ted both adore Kristen.
They have a sense of humor about the whole thing...
And Lainey has come to accept that there is indeed
a Rob/Kristen relationship.
She is a sane, rational being after all.
(Plus she loves Ryan Gosling... big points in my book)

Isn't she lovely?

That brings us to the Haters/Nonstens 
(is there a difference? Probably not)
They despise Ted.
They have accused him of being paid off by Summit.
Working for Kristen and doing PR for her.
They constantly say he is 'full of shit'
and only posting stuff to placate the 'shippers'
Yet.
When Ted was on Twitter recently...
Some of his Tweets were kinda cryptic.
Was there trouble in paradise?
Were we seeing the beginning of the end?
Well...
The Haters latched onto Ted's words.
All of a sudden he was someone to be believed.
All of a sudden...
Well maybe...
He wasn't so full of shit after all.
How does that work exactly?
Picking and choosing when Ted is
telling the truth?
Is he a liar? 
Or is there really a 'Deep Twi'?
You can't have it both ways.

Fascinating
and
Desperate.

Business as usual.
 
Read the sites for yourself...
And remember to do so with a 
grain of salt.
 
Ted C
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/index.html
 
Lainey's
http://www.laineygossip.com/
 
 
And oh yeah...
Robert Loves Kristen Loves Robert.
Resistance is futile.
Acceptance is victorious.

Bye for now.

Monday, February 1, 2010

Something Wicked This Way Comes...

Shit.
You know...
I don't get it.
I really don't.

HUGE deal about a new mag photoshoot...
And by huge I mean ridiculous.
Details Magazine.
Rob posing with 'naked' models.
OH NO! :-((

I say... BIG fucking DEAL.

1. Isn't it GOOD for Rob to break away from 
the PG-13 brooding teen heartthrob?
Details Magazine isn't aimed at teenagers.
Rob isn't a teenager.
I love the thought of 
R-rated Robert!

2. Why is it every damn time there are new pictures
It must mean the END of Rob and Kristen?
These pictures were taken sometime in December...
We all know where Kristen and Robert were in Jan.
Together.

3. They are apart right now.
It happens with actors.
Rob is in England doing a movie.
Kristen's here doing her thing.
They have careers.

4. Personally I'm looking forward to seeing
a sexier, mature Robert...
It's another side of him.
One that needs to be seen.
And I'm ready for it.

So... come on.
No death threats against Robert
for daring to do things without Kristen.
It's beyond silly.
Everything they do can't be together.
They aren't connected at the hip
(and wouldn't that be kinda creepy??)

And stop with the 'end' of Rob and Kristen's relationship.
Honestly...
You think Kristen isn't fully aware of what is 
going on with Robert...
and vice-versa?

Don't you think they discussed this...
while laying in each others arms...
over the weeks and weeks
they spent together in January?
;)

So yeah...
If you want to feed into the Haters...
Have a fit about Rob's new photoshoot...
Give them more ammunition to feed on.
OR
You can just accept it for what it is...
A chance to see Robert step out of Edward's shadow.
A chance for him to promote a sexier Rob
A chance for people other than tweenies
to appreciate the man we have all come to love.

I see it this way...
(Keep in mind I am wearing my 'Rose' colored glasses)
Kristen most likely will be going to England
for the BAFTAS at the end of February...
Rob will be taking time off Bel Ami to promote
Remember Me...
(Including The View on March 2nd!)
So they will be able to spend some time together 
In England...
before they both fly back to the States.
Did I say together?
Why yes...
Yes I did.

We will be seeing a lot of Robert and Kristen
the next few months...
Together and apart.
The Runaways.
Remember Me.
Eclipse.
It's ALL good.

And I can't wait!

Bye for now.