Robert, Kristen, Emilie and Tom. It's Chemistry.

A few movie stills came out yesterday.

A couple from "Eclipse"

A few from "Remember Me"

And while I just wanted to sit back

and savor all the Robert goodness...

It became a battle of

MOVIE CHEMISTRY!

Of course it did.

Because EVERYthing is a reason to argue.

People aren't happy unless they can bitch about something.

Nonstens were all about the RM pics...

Because Rob wasn't with Kristen.

Shippers were all about the Eclipse pics...

Well, for obvious reasons.

But some people got confused...

Saying that the movie stills proved

Robert's feelings for Emilie/Kristen

one way or another.

 

Really?

Movie stills.

Stills. From. Movies.

Acting.

Are you as scared as I am?

So.

This is what *I* think.

(People without a sense of humor...

You better just leave now... K?)

OK.

First one is Rob and Emilie...

Remember Me.

Rob is smiling. Emilie is smiling.

(who wouldn't be smiling in her position?)

To me...

Rob looks like he is doing push-ups 

to keep from laying on top of Emilie.

Chemistry rating 1-10?

7

And that's because Rob is always hot in bed.

Remember... ACTING.

Eclipse photo.

Kristen and Robert.

Not smiling.. but looking intently

into each others eyes.

Kristen is laying on top of Rob...

Rob has his arms around Kristen...

(no push ups... lol)

Chemistry rating?

9

Well... you know I'm biased.

but remember...

ACTING.

Emilie about to kiss Robert.

Robert has his eyes closed.

Pretty sweet.

Chem rating?

I give it an 8.

Indeed...

Rob makes the taxi look sexy.

ACTING.

Kristen about to kiss Rob.

Rob's eyes are closed (again)

They are both pretty intent on that kiss...

Chem rating?

9

Why?

Well... mostly because I keep remembering

the fucking sexy strut that leads up to that kiss...

That walk trumps EVERYTHING.

Oh yeah...

ACTING.

Ahh....

Kristen and Robert.

Close together.

Pretty intent on each other.

Going in for the kiss?

Chem rating?

Fucking 10.

And guess what?

NOT ACTING.

;)

Rob and Emilie.

In the shower.

All kinds of sexy.

You can never go wrong with wet Rob.

Ever.

Chem rating?

Fine... a 9.

But..

WET ROBERT.

I would give it a 10...

but..

It's ACTING.

(I never get tired of this one)

Robert and Kristen.

On an airport tarmac.

Sharing a quiet, intimate moment...

Holding hands.

Yeah.

Chem rating?

OFF THE CHARTS.

I still feel the vibrations from this picture.

Oh...

And guess what?

Not.

Fucking. 

ACTING.

I saved the best for last.

Rob and Tom.

Walking on a street in London.

Both are smiling.

And isn't it great to see Rob smiling??

Two friends

enjoying themselves...

Chem rating?

OFF the charts.

Why?

Rob looks relaxed.

He's hanging with his good friend.

He's SMILING!

And guess what?

He's not ACTING!

:)

Bye for now.

All Roads Lead to Robert and Kristen

I was gone a couple of days.

I had my phone... so I had access to emails.

But.

When I finally was able to log online...

Over 1000 emails.

Now, maybe to some of you that's not a lot.

Maybe that's a drop in the bucket.

But...

There was no way in fucking hell I was going

to read 1000 emails.

So I'm sure I've missed stuff.

Important stuff?

Well... not so much.

I know this much.

I adore Robert Pattinson.

And I am here... right HERE

because of my feelings for this man.

We are all here for similar reasons... yes?

We like to look at him.

We find him adorkably charming and witty.

I don't really need to tell you why you are here.

You already know.

So tell me this.

When did loving Robert Pattinson

become a War?

Where you have to take sides...

and put up with verbal abuse and attacks

and lies and manipulations

And the hypocrisy.

Oh man.

The hypocrisy makes your head spin.

Can't I just come online and look at the

new DETAILS picture of Robert?

 

Obviously not.

Because its not about Robert anymore.

Not really.

It's about being RIGHT.

Right about his relationship status.

Right about how he 'feels'

Right about his motives.

Right about things...

That no one has a fucking clue about.

(except Rob... and he's not talking)

You think you're right....

I think I'm right.

And no one is wrong.

Except.

We are all just guessing.

Assuming.

Some are projecting...

Some are delusional

(you know who you are)

And some will argue with you 

for the sake of arguing.

Me:  The sky is blue.

Hater: NO! It's NOT blue! It can't be blue!

I refuse to accept that it's blue!

Purple. Yes.

It's definitely more a shade of purple!

Me: Fine... you think it's purple.

Hater: NO! If you agree with me...

It can't be purple. It's RED!

Me: Um. OK.

Hater: You are SUCH a bitch!

You just see what you want to see.

I'm right. You are WRONG.

Me: *backing away* 

Yes.

I'm a bitch.

People are so determined to be RIGHT...

That they will say anything

to prove their point.

Lie. Cheat. Spy.

Anything.

It's getting scary.

And me?

Do I think Rob and Kristen are together?

Yes.

Do I know for sure?

Of course not.

I like to think I'm a rational, logical being...

And everything I've seen thus far...

Has led me to believe they are together.

Does that mean if you don't think

they are together

that you aren't rational or logical?

Well...

Yes.

(Bwahahahahaha)

OK, FINE.

It doesn't make you irrational...

but it does make you illogical.

Cuz...

All roads lead to Robert and Kristen.

And the sky is blue.

Bye for now.

Robert Leaves Me Speechless.

I've been out of town the last couple of days.

Of course...

This was 'leaked' while I was gone.

Fuck.

Me.

Dead.

What can I possibly say?

Well...

I promise to be back to posting tomorrow...

All bright eyed and bushy tailed.

Except I won't be bright eyed

Cuz that sounds kinda creepy...

And I hope to God I won't mysteriously

wake up with a bushy tail.

That would be kinda creepy too.

I will leave you with 2 things that 

keep going through my head.

1. In reference to that motherbitching picture up there...

I can hear Robert singing "Never Think"...

and somehow these lyrics are fitting right now.

And save your soul
Save your soul
Before you're too far gone
Before nothing can be done

But it's too late.

I'm too far gone...

and nothing can be done.

2. I missed my blog.

Besides...

"Where else am I gonna go?"

Indeed.

Bye for now.

Random Rose and Robert Pattinson.

*warning*

It has come to my attention that sometimes

teenagers read my blog.

Thanks. But.

Just so you know...

I cuss. A lot.

So if your eyes start to burn...

Look Away!

Random Thoughts.

1. I've used pictures in this post from

one of the BEST shoots of Robert... Ever.

There are like a zillion of them

(give or take a million)

And all of them are beautiful.

Perfection.

I hear Joe Cocker...

straining to sing the lyrics...

You Are So Beautiful To Me
Can't You See
  You're Everything I Hoped For
  You're Everything I Need
You Are So Beautiful To Me

Such Joy And Happiness You Bring
Like A Dream
A Guiding Light That Shines In The Night
Heavens Gift To Me
You Are So Beautiful To Me
 

Can't ya just hear Joe squeaking out the

"to meeeeee"?

Those are my lyrics for the day.

2. I should hate Stephanie Meyers.

Like fucking hate!

Edward Cullen has ruined me.

Completely.

I loved reading his words.

I loved reading about his love for Bella.

Why did you do this to me, SM?

I became so fixated on Edward.

I read your books over and over

(and over and over)

And lets just add another over in there

for good measure.

And then...

THEN you go ahead and put

Robert Pattinson in the movie role.

I mean... 

Were you trying to kill me?

Robert is the closet human alive

to be able to bring Edward from the page...

To life.

And now I'm all intoxicated with Robert.

And Edward.

Really...

Thanks a fucking lot.

For everything.

You have changed my life.

Is that good or bad?

Depends on who you ask.

3. I'm all bitchy, itchy...

Kinda twitchy.

Why? Why you ask?

Well...

I'm missing that face up there ^

You know how you just think about something...

and your stomach kinda flip/flops?

Well anyway...

The most recent pictures of Robert...

With a little girl

In a car

On TV

He has looked so serious...

forlorn.

Sad.

And while it would be easy for me

to just throw in the 

"He's missing Kristen" stuff...

The why isn't my deal right now.

But all I ask is this.

ONE PICTURE

of Robert smiling.

Where the laugh reaches his eyes.

That's all.

Robert Smiling.

I need it.

*scratches arms*

Badly.

*can't type. shaking.*

Please.

4. Well. I swear.

(no fucking kidding?)

No.. I mean...

I wrote a post about the DETAILS magazine rumors...

and almost immediately after I was done...

Gossip Cop came out and said:

First off, Pattinson is FULLY clothed in all 

of the dozen or so photographs.

He’s not even shirtless in any of the pictures.

And there are no straddling shots. No lap dance shots. 

No simulated oral sex shots. None of it.

While it’s true the models are nude in some pictures, 

remember that it’s Details magazine,

so readers won’t be exposed to their details either.

Insiders tell Gossip Cop the photos are “super sexy,” yet “tasteful.”

We also hear the pictures have an “Old Hollywood” feel to them. 

One source described the photos as 

embodying “1920s, 1930s Hollywood glamor.”

And I'm not sure how I feel about it.

But then...

I was reserving judgment until 

I actually SAW the pictures anyway.

I believe about 10% of what I read...

And that's probably too much as it is.

I look forward to seeing this.

I hope Rob is smiling.

;)

Gorgeous... yes?

I put this pic in here 

because it had the red background.

And Kristen looks beautiful.

And Fierce.

And I miss her too...

Even though there was a picture of her

recently taken while on Jury Duty??

I miss that face.

Along with that other face.

I wish I could see both faces

Together. Again.

Smiling.

Do I have to wait until the BAFTAS?

Will my next song lyrics be...

Reunited

And it feels so good.

I'm smiling.

Bye for now.