Rob and Kristen- Newtons's Law

Because I wanted to... That's why.

 

 

Lex III: Actioni contrariam semper et æqualem esse reactionem: 

sive corporum duorum actiones in se mutuo semper 

esse æquales et in partes contrarias dirigi.

 

 The following poem has been written by my friends Syd and Smitty.

I take no credit for the words...

Although I did put a picture in here and there.

My comments at the bottom.

10.12.10

Epic 

 

Twas the night before "epic" day, and all thru Roseland

Not a creature was stirring, just Dk and her band.
The regs were all ready with cookies to share

Awaiting great news, it seemed only fair.

 

The lurkers were all present and ready to say

That Rose was just crazy, to name a set day.
They picked and they teased, said she was a fake,

Unless she made good, gave them gossip to take.

But what did they want, the mean ones who hate 

What was enough, to spare Rose this fate?

 

 

The regs gathered and waited to see what it would be 
They all loved to hear the news from RoseSee.
Even they got caught up in the hype of this day

What kind of news would Rose have to say?

Yet how did it start, this big epic mess?

It seemed rather harmless to me I confess.
As already stated a friend misspelled his name
He was drunk and they joked, it all seemed so tame!

 

 

But nobody listened when Rose tried to explain,

the shit kept coming down, in a strong steady rain,

Robsten is married or engaged at least
We want a sex tape on which we can feast!

"No No!" shouted Rose and some of her pals,

"I don't have great news about Rob and his gal
What's epic to me, will not be to you."
But still the news traveled so fast that it flew.

 

 

The date was a chance for Rose's big fans

To give her a gift, you can't find in a can

A day off her blog, to let someone else try
To make people smile and make spirits fly.

 

Because that's what Rose does for us every day
She gives us a place to share and to play

To talk to our friends and share all the news
Rounds of MFK or cheer those that are blue.

 

Some hang all day but some just before bed

and who hasn't enjoyed some time in the shed?
The Yanks and the Brits and some Aussies too
a few live on islands and from Timbuktu. 

But they all found a place in Roseland to be

great friends who mostly are in harmony.
If honey or others show up to be rude

they dog pile on, adjust that attitude.

But what of poor Rose, who only had joked

About people who prodded and bothered and poked
Insisted her broken e was actually a code
and her every word, took them down a fake road.

Don't people know Rose plays it all straight?

She put out today, as a joke of a date.

She's never claimed insider news or to know

Anything more than her friends or her foe.

The joke a mere word that took off like a shot

And suddenly she was in water too hot.
"My friends what should I do?

They think I have news, I don't really have poo"

Her friends started to worry and felt rather sick

They had encouraged her, with a date she should pick

It started so small, the joke about Tome
Would it ruin Roseland, their second home?

But the friends started to talk and to chat and to think

Rose is so great, we can't let her sink!
So haters and those who lurk and who talk

Go away now, take a long walk

People sometimes mean what they say, you all need to know

Rose said all along, she had nowhere to go
All your theories and plans were full of such shit

She kept saying the truth, but you all had a fit

So today is just Friday, but epic to us

And you can all run and make a big fuss
Chase your tails and try to give Rose a swift kick

but please just "get off of our dick"

 

***********************************************************************

I don't know about any of you...

but to me?

That was EPIC.

And for Syd and Smitty to take time out of their

incredibly busy schedules to do that for me?

Let's just say...

I absolutely adore both of you.

But you already know that.

Final Thoughts.

1. The quote at the beginning of this post?

Words of Wisdom.

2. London.

 

"One road leads to London.

One road runs to Wales.

My road leads me seawards...

To the white dipping sails."

3. Christmas.

"All roads lead to London...

For London is Tome."

 

"I'll be Tome for Christmas."

This post is brought to you by the letter *S* and *E*

S for Syd and Smitty.

Thank You.

It means more than words can ever say.

E for Epic.

Epic for you?

Probably not.

Epic for Rob and Kristen?

Well...

I'm guessing they will be having an EPIC holiday.

What do you think?

;)

Bye for now.

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- Au Contraire

I actually don't have any words for this. None.

Intoxication level 8

RED ALERT! RED ALERT!

DuRob will most likely cut me down to the ground.

Yes, Robert looks... well... INTOXICATING in black.

With the longer hair.

The stern look on his face

(And he always looks stern in the pics, doesn't he?)

But I think a part of the reason its such a high intoxication level...

is because he's NOT Edward.

And I fucking LOVE Edward.

But seeing him move past it...

Seeing him grow and get better with every movie he makes...

RED ALERT! RED ALERT!

INTOXICATION LEVEL 10!

Yes. This picture of Robert walking is STILL in the top 3 of all walking pictures.

I'm feeling a bit nostalgic for "Twilight" Robward.

It was all so much simpler back than.

Rob was kinda greasy and unkempt...

He mis-buttoned his shirts all the time...

He was all wrinkled and adorkable.

He was so incredibly shy and charming and... OPEN about himself.

I miss that Robert.

So much.

But not only has Rob had to grow and change

as his level of 'famous' has grown...

The fanbase has changed dramatically.

We used to all be in it together... you know?

We all just LOVED Robert Pattinson.

And now that has been splintered and shredded.

It's not so much about the love anymore

Now it's Who is right...

Who is wrong.

It just seems to be all about the hate.

Hating Kristen.

Hating Robert.

Hating each other.

Hating people who don't agree with you.

Seems silly to even write it down.

My feelings?

I know I poke fun at the foam...

But I don't make it PERSONAL.

I don't attack individual people

I don't go beyond the Rob/Kristen debate.

I may not agree with you...

I may think you are a wee bit delusional and strange...

(and incredibly bitter)

But I don't HATE you.

And I most definitely could never hate on Rob or Kristen.

Never.

Ever.

So yeah... I'm a bit nostalgic.

And maybe just a little melancholy.

I just love this picture. It's completely Kristen.

I obviously adore Kristen.

I get a lot of shit because I do.

I still find it fascinating how different opinions about an actress

can cause such havoc and drama.

You do.

You don't.

She's not a lesbian.

Blah Blah Blah.

I know I've said this before

(Bear with me... I'm waxing nostalgic for some reason today)

But I don't care if you like Kristen.

I really don't give a shit.

You are entitled to not like someone.

I don't expect anyone to love her because she's with Rob.

(Yes. We all know she's with Rob;)

It's just the never ending bitter hatred I don't get.

The constant barrage of insults.

The way everything that is negative in this fandom

somehow falls at Kristen's feet.

How in some people's eyes...

Kristen IS the root of all evil.

Please.

She's just a girl.

A famous, beautiful, talented girl.

A girl who happened to have Robert Pattinson fall in love with her

(For the last time, I might add)

A girl who fell in love with one of the most adored

and fiercely sought after men on the planet.

I get being a bit jealous of her.

Who wouldn't be?

I can admit to it.

But I don't hate her for it.

On the contrary...

I just want her to be happy.

I want her and Robert to be happy.

(Forever and ever)

(0K... so I have that song in my head now)

Seeing Robert and Kristen happy...

Makes me happy.

Not bitter... or angry.

No drama necessary.

Who knows how long I've loved you. You know I love you still.

And finally.

I watched ECLIPSE with the Rob/Kristen commentary.

I admit to being a bit hesitant about it.

I've heard such varying opinions on the whole thing.

Good and Bad.

(of course...)

But I found Rob and Kristen to be completely charming.

They laughed and giggled through the whole thing.

Can Kristen's giggle be any cuter?

Can Rob's laughter be any more adorable?

And from my point of view

(That is what this blog is, after all)

Those were not two people who can't stand each other.

Au contraire mon ami

I heard two people who knew each other VERY well.

Two people who had lots of inside jokes and innuendo

Two people who share not only a love for IN N OUT burgers...

But two people who obviously spend a great deal of time together.

People made huge drama out of Kristen saying 'shut up' to Rob

That only tells me that she was reminding him that they were

being taped... and that he seemed close to crossing a personal line.

I found it incredibly entertaining.

And sweet.

And Adorable.

And everything I thought it would be.

Especially since they weren't even really together when they did it.

They still got each other...

They still were connected.

As for the 'dude' reference at the end?

That's what people cling to as some major sign that they 

don't really like each other in real life?

Um.

No.

Robert saying 'dude' was so obviously a joke

He was giggling when he said it...

And Kristen returned it... the same way.

Just more cuteness.

Always more.

So that brings us to an end of another post.

Tomorrow is

10.12.10

I'm not trying to be cryptic or secretive.

Really.

I just type my thoughts as they come to me.

This post is brought to you my the letter *T* and numbers 10 and 12

T for Tome.

If you only knew.

10.12.10

I kinda like typing it like that.

I find it fascinating how people are waiting

to see what happens.

They disregard what I have said...

and just focus on what they want to see.

Until then.

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Kristen and Rob (Pattinson, Kristen's Boyfriend)

I'm Falling in Love for the Last Time...

Well.

It has still been pretty quiet on the Rob/Kristen front.

We really haven't seen them together or separately in quite some time.

I don't even remember the last time I saw Kristen...

I miss her.

Anyway.

When it's quiet like this...

I can usually go to my email/DMs without much trepidation

I mean...

Outside of the little dramas here and there

Not much is going on.

So color me surprised at the amount of email I received

about Reese Witherspoon!

I know I covered an interview she gave in yesterday's post

But this...

Oh this is too good to pass up.

Let's open up my mailbox... shall we?

Remember names have been changed to protect the stupid.

Spelling has been corrected as well.... to protect us from the stupid.

The idiocy remains the same.

Oh... and I know this is all GRINCHY of me

for this time of year...

So put on your sarcasm glasses...

or stop reading right here.

Email #1

HAHAHAHAHA Stupid Sheep! Eat shit and choke on what Reese Witherspoon said in her E interview! She is totally making fun of you sheep! She brings up Brazil and being pregnant!  HAHAHAHAHAHA! Reese is a NONSENSE! She hates you! Reese is so much better than Stewl and you know it!

No Love - Nonsense and PROUD of it!

Email #2

Who's twirling now, Bitch? Reese Witherspoon put all you pathetic Sheep in their place! It's pretty obvious that Rob and Reese have talked about all the crazy he has to deal with, so Reese decided to stick up for him and call out the sheep! Too bad you won't see it for what it really is. Reese is a NONSENSE! Suck it.

- Pointing and Laughing

Email #3

Hi Rose! I just wanted to tell you how much I love your blog! I find it hilarious that you call out all those crazy foamers on a daily basis. Me and the girls at work always make a point of reading your blog on our break and we love how you always seem to know how we feel! Thanks so much for being in the direct line of foam for us. We love you!

- Honorary Roselanders

(Come on... I have to put in a good one, too!)

You So Crazy!

Oh my.

I'm not sure when it became a competition between Reese and Kristen?

I happen to like Reese a lot.

I thought her interview with E was pretty amusing.

So her making fun of the hoopla around Rob somehow 

equates to her bashing people who believe in Rob/Kristen?

And it somehow means that Reese 'knows' that

there is no real romance between Rob and Kristen?

How does that work again?

Oh right.

It doesn't.

Unless you have rabies.

Which I don't.

That would be the ones foaming at the mouth over... 

Well...

I'm not sure what.

You Believe... What???

Somehow the foamers lost what was left of their minds

when the interview with Reese where she said

"Kristen (Stewart, Pattinson's Girlfriend) is really sweet, too."

Of course it was ALL LIES.

Because not only would that mean Reese thought Kristen was sweet...

But it also meant...

and this one breaks their foamy hearts...

that Kristen was indeed on the WFE set.

 Yeah.

So let's take the completely innocuous "E" interview

where Reese Witherspoon is joking about the

frenzy that surrounds her co-star 

and twist it into some sort of 'sheep' attack.

Because I'm SURE Robert confided in his co-star

about his personal life and decided to share

his feelings with her in hopes that she would come out

and defend him in future interviews.

Sure.

That makes perfect sense.

You're right.

REESE IS A NONSENSE!! SHE IS! PR! PR! *chokeFOAMchoke*

My thoughts?

Well...

That's what I do here after all.

1. USA TODAY is a respected Newspaper.

It's not a gossip rag.

No, they didn't throw in the

"Kristen is very sweet" line

because they are on Summits and/or Kristen's payroll.

Believe it or not...

People who have actually MET Kristen

have only nice things to say about her.

That includes Ms. Witherspoon.

Who met Kristen.

On the set of WFE.

You can interpret her 'E' interview any way you want to...

But her saying that Kristen is very sweet

doesn't need deciphering.

Pretty straightforward.

Heh.

2. Reese, Rob and Tom are all members of NONSENSE now.

Right.

Does believing that somehow make the foam...

less bitter?

Somewhere out there 

are a handful of lunatics

who actually believe that people read their rants

because they have any significance whatsoever.

As fucking if.

It would be because...

Crazy people are funny.

Crazy foaming is hilarious.

And watching the upcoming

FOAM EXPLOSION

will be entertaining as hell.

And believe me...

That will be some funny shit.

So by all means...

FOAM ON

and...

They. Actually. Think. Their. NONSENSE. Matters!

 "I'll Be Tome For Christmas"

This post was brought to you by the letters *B* and *F*

B for 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

and 

BITCHY!

 

I can't help it...

Sometimes it's just too easy to laugh

at other people's stupidity.

AND

F for FOAM (of course)

They keep trying to keep it contained.

But the foam is oozing out of all the cracks...

And there are a LOT of cracks.

A Lot.

It's gonna be messy!

;)

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen (Stewart, Pattinson's Girlfriend)

Robert really is 'deliciously handsome', isn't he?

WFE will KILL me... but what a way to go.

OK.

There was a interview with Reese Witherspoon (USA Today)

where she made a couple of sweet comments about Rob.

"I'm not gonna lie. He's a very, very handsome man," Witherspoon tells USA TODAY's Donna Freydkin. 
"The fervor and madness and girls waiting at 5 a.m. on a set in the middle of nowhere just to see him," recalls Witherspoon, of their shoot. "He's sweet and loving and has the nicest family. Kristen (Stewart, Pattinson's girlfriend) is really sweet, too. He's a very sensitive soul. He worked really hard. He looks great in the movie, too."

 Do you see where I'm going with this?

I know that you do.

It goes something like this...

Reese Witherspoon is now a part of Summits ever growing payroll!

It's all PR!

Reese is somehow promoting Breaking Dawn...

merely by mentioning that she met Kristen!

Even though she was talking about WFE...

Or wait...

Is there video to go along with this?

Because if there isn't VIDEO...

They won't believe for ONE second that Reese is saying 

she met Kristen (Stewart, Pattinson's girlfriend) on the WFE set

(Much like Christina Ricci meet Kristen on Bel Ami)

*wink wink*

And she also said she was 'really sweet, too'

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

It can't be.

No.

No.

 A thousand times NO!!!

PR!PR!PR!PR! Everyone is on Summits payroll! Why is my foam so BITTER??

So yeah.

Another co-worker of Robert's has mentioned

Kristen(Stewart, Pattinson's Girlfriend)

in a casual interview.

And of course...

The whole world is somehow working for Summit

and the whole Universe is in on this conspiracy theory!

Or...

You could just finally admit what everyone already knows.

Robert Loves Kristen (Stewart, Pattinson's Girlfriend)

Because I'm pretty sure EVERYONE else isn't wrong...

I'm pretty sure it's just YOU.

Foam on.

 

Rob and Kristen (Stewart, Pattinson's Girlfriend)

I also wanted to bring up something else...

There also was an interview with Rob's ex girlfriend Nina

making the blogs and forums yesterday.

Nina had only nice things to say about Rob.

She sounds like someone who might be fun to hang out with

and have a few drinks.

Yet.

Some people were all over her for having the AUDACITY to talk 

about Rob being a 'good father'.

Really?

I'm pretty sure Nina can give her opinion on Rob...

 She DID date him for a while there.

And it's fucking embarrassing to read these threats

and ridiculous rants about her taking something from Kristen.

Rob had girlfriends before Kristen.

Rob has female co-stars and friends.

Rob has a mother and sisters.

Seriously.

Acting like every female that Rob comes across is

some kind of threat to Kristen is ludicrous...

And rather insulting to Kristen as well.

I'm sure she's not too worried.

I mean...

Have you seen the way he looks at her?

 

Hey Kristen (Stewart, My Girlfriend)

THAT is the face of a man in love.

THOSE are the actions of a man in love.

Going to Montreal

for yet another set visit.

And I grow weary with all the 

"Rob and Kristen NEVER show affection in public. EVER."

The above picture disproves that claim immediately.

It looks pretty affectionate to me.

And if Rob were snuggling up to anyone besides Kristen?

People would be ALL over how Rob was with that person.

You know it's true.

 

STRIKE ONE

 

Rob and the dome light will always be funny!

This isn't affectionate?

Her hand is on his thigh...

That's pretty intimate, don't you think?

And his hand?

It's holding her wrist.

And no... you don't grab your male friends thigh all the time.

STRIKE TWO.

I Wanna Hold Your Hand...

Way affectionate.

Holding hands again.

She didn't HAVE to walk so close to Rob.

She didn't HAVE to grab his hand.

Rob didn't HAVE to have a huge smile on his face.

But they did.

STRIKE THREE.

 

Shut Up and Kiss Me!

Ah yes.

No, it's not the best picture quality...

But does it really matter?

Not at all.

You can still see Kristen and Rob...

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Pretty fucking affectionate to me.

Indeed.

Guess what?

YOU'RE OUT!

Buh-bye now.

Let's Twirl Again!

Where does that leave us?

Same place we always are...

Hitting the ball outta the Park!

And we are all twirly and having fun!

Oh and I have more thoughts

 on Rob and Kristen's Christmas plans...

But that's another post for another day.

10.12.10

is almost upon us.

Bye for now

♥♥♥