Anything You Cannes Do... They Cannes Do Better

CANNES 2014

I don't even know what to say here.

Rob and Kristen OWNED Cannes.

Sorry (not really)

But they did.

There are so many pretty pictures...

I honestly cannot choose...
so I won't.
Because I would be here all damn day.

You can go to the respective Rob/Kristen sites
to get your perfection overload.

Let's just talk about the GOOD.

Both Rob and Kristen got great reviews
for their roles in their movies.
The movies got standing ovations.
They both looked absolutely
STUNNING
and happy
and healthy
And I'm so thrilled for them!

Kristen was only there for a couple of days...
but she owned every minute.
Have you ever seen her so happy and comfortable?
Maybe because she was dressed in something that was very Kristen.
Relaxed yet beautiful.
Quietly stunning.

And Rob?
Well...
He seemed to enjoy every moment as well.
And who wears a tux better than him?
But the main thing for me...
Besides all the praise their work was receiving
was the smiles.
The joy.

It was such a POSITIVE experience!

Sure...
the Lunatic Fringe is always barking about something
or other
But unfortunately... that will never change.
Miserable people wallow in hatred and drama
and try and make everyone as miserable as they are.

They are like those annoying gnats
that buzz around your head on a warm summer day.
Irritating as hell
But insignificant and easily dismissed.
And they know it.

Rob and Kristen had a phenomenal time in Cannes.
They were the King and Queen.

Living well
Doing well
Being well
is the best revenge.


Final Thoughts.

1. This picture brought about an 'end'
to the supposed pregnancy...

Not sure exactly why this one did it...
Kristen hasn't looked pregnant in ANY picture.
EVER.
But I guess seeing her actual stomach
being flat and baby free
put an end to that speculation.
BUT.
Never fear.
Now the baby has gone 'ninja'
(Can I just say I hate that fucking word?)
You knew it was coming... right?
Of course you did.
You didn't expect these people to just
admit they were being lied to...
that all their harassment and attacks
on people who didn't agree with them
were all based on an 'inside' source
who never existed.
Sure.
They claim that no one told then what to believe
They can make up their own minds
blah blah blah
But that's not even the point, is it?
Nope.
No one really cares what they believe.

You see...
There have been speculations about Kristen being pregnant
for years now.

Made up Gossip.
No one ever pays them any attention.
It's just recycled bullshit.

But some people seem to think that if you
don't believe that Rob and Kristen are having a baby
You are a HATER!
You either hate Rob and want Kristen
or you hate Kristen and want Rob
Or you never were a TRUE fan because
a true fan would want this happiness for Rob and Kristen
and you aren't a real fan and you don't want them together!
If you don't believe you are delusional
and stupid and blind and holier than thou!
Get off your high horse!

Bottom line?

This behavior further fractured a fandom
that was already ripping at the seams.
It's one thing to believe in something
its quite another to go harassing and attacking people
who didn't agree with you.

Many of us were always on the same 'side'
We have faith in Rob and Kristen.
It's sad to see people who were once friends
and could discuss things rationally and calmly
fighting and arguing over something
that is nothing more than fucking gossip.

The truth is right in front of your face.
You see it.
But sometimes people get themselves in so deep
they can't seem to find a way out.

2. No one who knows Rob and/or Kristen
would ever speak about something so personal
and intimate as a pregnancy
and let it get put out there on a blog.
No matter how irrelevant the blog is.
No one close to them would ever reveal
the kind of details that some people claim to know.
They would never claim to be an 'insider'
or a 'source'.
They would never risk their place in Rob/Kristen's lives...
or their happiness and safety.
For what? Why would they do it?
Nothing to gain.
Everything to lose.

Think about it.

3. I still love and adore Tom Sturridge.
I really think he is a brilliant actor.
Truly.
I can't wait for the day he is the talk of Cannes.
Because I believe that will happen
sooner rather than later.


4. The following 2 gifs
pretty much sum up the
Cannes Experience
for me.

Kristen reacting to seeing a fan's sign.
(All credit to whoever isolated these images)

But isn't this a great way to feel?
Everything was wonderful.
They both did so well...
they are being recognized beyond Twilight.
They are being recognized beyond "Robsten".

Those things don't define them or their careers.
They are working hard on doing work
they can be proud of...
Work they love being a part of.

I know some believe Rob and Kristen are over.
I know some believe they are hiding in some safe house
staring lovingly at each other.
I know some believe they were never together.
I know some believe they were never apart.

Again...
I say nothing is that simple.
No relationship is so easy to define.
Rob and Kristen are complicated.
Intense.
Passionate.
About everything.
Including each other.
Still.

Let's enjoy their tremendous careers...
They have so much to show us.
If they want to share anything more
well.
That's entirely up to them.
I'm OK with that.

Wherever they go...
I will follow.

Until next time.

Happy Memorial Day!

Bye for now

Perception Isn't Reality

The REAL Rob and Kristen.

Wow.

What a fascinating couple of days in R/K land... huh?

Let's see...

First we get the bastion of all that is true and good...

X17

putting out some 'exclusive' pics of Kristen.

We've all seen them.

The 'upset emotional' pics of Kristen.

Really?

I just see pics of her sitting in a car.

Well.

This is what the reliable paparazzi

who has no apparent agenda claimed...

"Kristen was pacing back-and-forth in her friend's apartment, smoking.

 She looked really upset, talking on the phone for almost an hour -- 

I'm guessing she was talking to Rob.

 She was really animated, like she was trying to explain something. 

She was getting frustrated and seemed very emotional," 

our photographer tells us.

Let's break it down, shall we?

So this Pap was watching Kristen for almost an hour...

She 'looked really upset talking on the phone'

Where are the pics of that?

What phone?

He watched her for almost an hour...

Yet not ONE pic of her on the phone looking all upset?

Hmmm.

And the crème de la crème?

"I'm guessing she was talking to Rob."

Guessing?

How would this guy KNOW who she was talking to

(on this unsubstantiated phone conversation) 

Did you hear the conversation from outside?

Do you lip read from a distance?

Did you happen to get a shot of her screen and see "ROB"?

First we are to believe that not only did Kristen 

have an animated emotional phone conversation...

But that it was 'probably' with Rob.

Based on what exactly?

This slimy paparazzi's word?

Someone whose whole life is based on rumor and innuendo?

Someone who wants to give the most drama inducing

scenario for what basically turn out to be pretty boring pictures?

Kristen is sitting in a car with her girlfriend.

Is she upset? 

Maybe. Maybe not.

Do we have any fucking clue why?

Absolutely NOT.

Since when is X17 in any way someone

you would turn to for the truth?

Are you serious with that?

They aren't affected by this drama. They laugh at it.

Then we get E trying to tell us what happened...

"They are absolutely still together but are having some difficulties right now,"

 a source told E! News Thursday.

At the root of the issue? "Priorities," the insider says.

 But "they'll be fine. I do not foresee a split, they are just crazy in love. 

This is just another bump in the road."

"He's been hanging out with the boys a lot,

 and she's been with her girlfriends," another source exclusively tells us.

 "They seem to be living separate lives at the moment,

 I haven't seen her around at all."

Huh?

So the 'insider' say they are CRAZY IN LOVE

but the 'source'  says they SEEM to be living separate lives.

HUH?

Again.

No one who is close to Rob and Kristen

are telling stories out of school.

No one.

No one is calling up any of these tabloids

and telling them intimate details about 

Rob and Kristen's relationship.

This is all speculation based on some sleazy paparazzi's 

biased, uninformed agenda fueled narrative.

Even if it's something you want to hear?

Like...

Crazy in Love.

Do you need someone to tell you that?

Just look at these two.

You don't need gossip sites to tell you what is right

in front of your eyes.

You don't need CONSTANT affirmation

that Rob and Kristen remain

TOGETHER.

There is nothing to indicate otherwise.

We see pictures of Kristen with her friends...

Or see Rob out with friends for dinner...

AND TO SOME ITS THE END OF THE WORLD.

Those are just brief fucking moments in their lives together.

Don't you get that?

Yes... they might be with their friends on occasion 

for an hour or two..

But riddle me this...

WHERE DO YOU THINK THEY ARE THE OTHER 22 HOURS A DAY?

(Hint: T.O.G.E.T.H.E.R.)

We see them shopping at stores...

Walking to meet friends for lunch

Coming out of gas stations to their dogs

waiting patiently in the car.

Moments.

Those aren't dates.

When you live together...

Everything you do isn't a 'date'

It's life.

Their whole fucking life is a date.

Yes. It's REAL and it's SPECTACULAR.

So honestly.

Just because you can't see their lives

24/7

Doesn't mean they aren't living them.

Rob and Kristen are strong.

TOGETHER.

They probably aren't even aware of most of this

mundane bullshit.

They have better things to do.

Its only here in this fandom that

people let insignificant gossip cause drama.

So go ahead, Loony Fringe...

Cling tightly to your August deadline

Cling to your Seer and Blind Items

Cling to your Shit Eater and Trolls

who have nothing better to do

than make themselves look like complete utter fools.

And don't forget you look like idiots, too...

You applaud the lunacy.

You relish in their abhorrent behavior.

What does that say about you?

These are your heroes.

These are the ones you RT and encourage and laugh with...

These are the people who represent your

side of the fandom.

Congratulations!

You put the LOON in Lunatics.

L.O.V.E.

This post is brought to you by... lots of things.

1. @bonz245

Who sent me the above picture.

Thank you.

2. Rob and Kristen.

Stop trying to hurt them.

Stop trying to pit one against the other.

They are already strong...

Having people push against them

Only makes them stronger

and more determined than ever.

3. Thank you to the people 

who frequently comment on this blog.

I know I rarely get a chance to respond...

But know that I appreciate 

each and every word you type.

Thank you.

4. Tom Sturridge.

Who always makes me smile.

Who always makes me happy.

I love and adore you.

5. To the good side of the Fandom.

The right side.

The happy side.

The side that cares about the feelings

and well being of Rob and Kristen.

The side that matters.

6. My mantra remains.

Rob and Kristen

Always

End up

Together.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen- Newtons's Law

Because I wanted to... That's why.

 

 

Lex III: Actioni contrariam semper et æqualem esse reactionem: 

sive corporum duorum actiones in se mutuo semper 

esse æquales et in partes contrarias dirigi.

 

 The following poem has been written by my friends Syd and Smitty.

I take no credit for the words...

Although I did put a picture in here and there.

My comments at the bottom.

10.12.10

Epic 

 

Twas the night before "epic" day, and all thru Roseland

Not a creature was stirring, just Dk and her band.
The regs were all ready with cookies to share

Awaiting great news, it seemed only fair.

 

The lurkers were all present and ready to say

That Rose was just crazy, to name a set day.
They picked and they teased, said she was a fake,

Unless she made good, gave them gossip to take.

But what did they want, the mean ones who hate 

What was enough, to spare Rose this fate?

 

 

The regs gathered and waited to see what it would be 
They all loved to hear the news from RoseSee.
Even they got caught up in the hype of this day

What kind of news would Rose have to say?

Yet how did it start, this big epic mess?

It seemed rather harmless to me I confess.
As already stated a friend misspelled his name
He was drunk and they joked, it all seemed so tame!

 

 

But nobody listened when Rose tried to explain,

the shit kept coming down, in a strong steady rain,

Robsten is married or engaged at least
We want a sex tape on which we can feast!

"No No!" shouted Rose and some of her pals,

"I don't have great news about Rob and his gal
What's epic to me, will not be to you."
But still the news traveled so fast that it flew.

 

 

The date was a chance for Rose's big fans

To give her a gift, you can't find in a can

A day off her blog, to let someone else try
To make people smile and make spirits fly.

 

Because that's what Rose does for us every day
She gives us a place to share and to play

To talk to our friends and share all the news
Rounds of MFK or cheer those that are blue.

 

Some hang all day but some just before bed

and who hasn't enjoyed some time in the shed?
The Yanks and the Brits and some Aussies too
a few live on islands and from Timbuktu. 

But they all found a place in Roseland to be

great friends who mostly are in harmony.
If honey or others show up to be rude

they dog pile on, adjust that attitude.

But what of poor Rose, who only had joked

About people who prodded and bothered and poked
Insisted her broken e was actually a code
and her every word, took them down a fake road.

Don't people know Rose plays it all straight?

She put out today, as a joke of a date.

She's never claimed insider news or to know

Anything more than her friends or her foe.

The joke a mere word that took off like a shot

And suddenly she was in water too hot.
"My friends what should I do?

They think I have news, I don't really have poo"

Her friends started to worry and felt rather sick

They had encouraged her, with a date she should pick

It started so small, the joke about Tome
Would it ruin Roseland, their second home?

But the friends started to talk and to chat and to think

Rose is so great, we can't let her sink!
So haters and those who lurk and who talk

Go away now, take a long walk

People sometimes mean what they say, you all need to know

Rose said all along, she had nowhere to go
All your theories and plans were full of such shit

She kept saying the truth, but you all had a fit

So today is just Friday, but epic to us

And you can all run and make a big fuss
Chase your tails and try to give Rose a swift kick

but please just "get off of our dick"

 

***********************************************************************

I don't know about any of you...

but to me?

That was EPIC.

And for Syd and Smitty to take time out of their

incredibly busy schedules to do that for me?

Let's just say...

I absolutely adore both of you.

But you already know that.

Final Thoughts.

1. The quote at the beginning of this post?

Words of Wisdom.

2. London.

 

"One road leads to London.

One road runs to Wales.

My road leads me seawards...

To the white dipping sails."

3. Christmas.

"All roads lead to London...

For London is Tome."

 

"I'll be Tome for Christmas."

This post is brought to you by the letter *S* and *E*

S for Syd and Smitty.

Thank You.

It means more than words can ever say.

E for Epic.

Epic for you?

Probably not.

Epic for Rob and Kristen?

Well...

I'm guessing they will be having an EPIC holiday.

What do you think?

;)

Bye for now.

♥♥♥