Rob and Kristen- Take Time To Smell The Elephant

How sweet is this picture? My teeth hurt just looking at it.

*Sigh*

Couple of thoughts.

1. Robert Pattinson needs to stay away from

Print interviews.

RUN ROB RUN!

And as usual...

Some people are running around with their hands over their heads

screaming that the SKY IS FALLING!!!

And that's on BOTH sides of this fucking debate.

I'm sure you are all aware by now

that Elle magazine did an interview with Rob.

I don't even know if the full interview is available yet or not...

but there was a 'preview' that showed up online.

Some questions...

Some answers.

The reporter felt the need to address her point of view

about Robert and Kristen's relationship.

Robert didn't.

What did she write?

Some Twilighters even wonder if he's really a vampire, as they obsess about his offscreen relationship with Kristen Stewart. (Here's a thought: Being human, they may have slept together a few times but probably really are just good friends.)

So.

What does she mean by that?

Why is she speculating on Rob and Kristen's relationship?

Is it common practice for Elle reporters to comment

on whether people have 'slept together'?

Do you think Rob discussed this with her?

Do you think Rob was lying ALL the times he has said

(in his OWN words, mind you)

That he's not the type of guy to just be in

casual sexual relationships?

Why is so much credence being placed on this reporters words?

I don't know.

I think it's rather insulting to both Rob and Kristen

for a professional

to project her opinions on someone's sex life

into her article for Elle.

Sure, she can give an opinion on their relationship

everyone is entitled...

But to say that 'may have slept together a few times'

is an invasion of privacy about two people

who go to great lengths to protect theirs.

All I know is this...

Those words did not come out of Robert's mouth.

It was the reporter speculating on a relationship

that will guarantee attention.

BINGO!

She got all of that!

So relax all you chicken littles out there...

It's just one reporters speculation

Why must everything be so fucking dramatic all the time?

Every little thing is always so blown out of proportion...

Even the positive things that are out there

get fucked up and twisted.

The boy is MINE.

There was one interesting question from the magazine though...

One that Robert did actually answer.

Elle: Here’s a line from Maupassant: “The essence of life is the smile of round female bottom, under the shadow of the cosmic boredom.” Any thoughts?

RP: That is an absolutely true quote. Round female bottoms are very much a miracle.

Let's see....

Now mind you...

This is just MY opinion

but I'm thinking that Rob was talking about

(And forgive me, Kristen for objectifying your 'robust' ass)

The following round female bottom...

Baby got Back!

Cuz your waist is small and your curves are kickin!

Round bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

Yeah.

Pretty sure Rob does think that's a miracle!

Bwahahahahaha.

Anyway.

I find all the fingerpointing about WHO

Rob was talking about when he called out

the hackers who leaked the BD stuff

HIGHLARIOUS.

Of course it HAS to be a 'shipper'

that Rob was referring to...

Because it was BD Pics and no Haters

would EVER WANT to leak those!

Right.

There's NO agenda there at all.

How do the OTR pics fit into this scenario?

And lets not forget the desperate attempt

to bring Oregano back into the foam with talk

about 'recent' pics of him and Kristen.

Yeah. OK.

And what about the pics of Rob's new puppy "Bear"

Pot.

Let me introduce you to Kettle.

'We saw those pics WEEKS ago'

So tell me...

You admit it was private.

You admit it was off limits

Did the Foamy Nonnie Fairy just magically come

and bestow them upon your brow?

Did Rob send you Bears pics himself?

Because otherwise I'm pretty sure you are enjoying

HACKED pictures from Rob's email account.

Just like EVERYONE else.

Don't you just love your little clique of friends

That you got to 'share' the picture of Rob's puppy with?

Remember Rob's words?

it’s like a little ring”

“like they have this little clique and they keep it all to themselves” 

Sounds like he's talking about YOU!
Fascinating how that works, isn't it?
Everyone has got some shit on their shoes.

Let's face it, kiddies
No one knows WHO hacked into these accounts
(At least as far as I know)
and leaked these pictures.
Haters/Nonnies/Hyenas want to blame it on Robstens/Shippers/Sheep
Shippers no doubt want to blame it on the Nonst*ns
(and I fucking hate all these lame labels
but don't know what else to fucking use)
Who was Rob talking about?
Well.
Unless you are the actual person who fucking hacked into
his personal email and grabbed the whole BD movie
to fucking leak online...
I don't think he was talking about the fans
who got excited and looked at the pictures.
Because whoever it was who DID hack into these accounts...
Are definitely no fans of Robert or Kristen.
And I personally think this whole hack job
is slanted against Kristen.

Guess what? He's STILL mine.

Fuck.
I'm tired of this bullshit drama.
We might not fucking agree on whether 
Rob and Kristen are together or not...
But this shit is tedious.
Isn't it?
Is it just me?


I know I contribute to the noise.
And I think about that a lot.
But sometimes when people are screaming
so fucking loud about something
You feel rather passionate about...
You yell back.
It's human nature.
And I am nothing if not a flawed human.


Why do some make this shit so personal?
And try to hurt people in their real lives.
It used to be fun to debate people who had
differing opinions 
I enjoyed that immensely.
I still have friends that don't agree with me.
And I still love them.
We just kinda steer clear of any Rob/Kristen

kinda talk...

It's rather strange how "Robsten"

has become such a polarizing word in this fandom.

Whether or not 2 people are dating or not

shouldn't get people THIS upset.

Shouldn't cause THIS much noise.

Ah well.

I wonder if Tom can wear his own clothes in this play?

I adore Tom Sturridge.
Just because.



This post is brought to you by the letter *H*


H for Hypocrisy
It seems that there really is a lot
of that going around these days.


H for Hoopla
What a silly word.
But people need to calm down...
and just enjoy the Robert.
So much Robert coming.
SO MUCH.
Talk Shows
Premieres.

Lets take a break from the drama
and smell the Elephant.


H for 
WATER FOR ELEPHANTS
IS ALMOST 
HERE!!!


Bye for now
♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- If You Believe It

It sure does stink...

So I skipped a day from posting.

I seem to be doing that more often...

I think it's because this fucking fandom

needs a big old diaper.

Something with elastic sides and extra thick padding

to hold in all the fucking leaks and shit.

I'm tired of all bullshit about the leaked photos.

People being all self righteous and saintly

Shouting from the top of their golden soapbox

yet still looking at every picture...

You know you do.

I've looked at them.

At least I can admit it.

The leaks aren't even as bad as the shit.

Leaks happen all the time in this fandom.

All.The.Fucking.Time.

Someone sends me a picture...

I look at it.

I never really think about WHERE it came from.

I'm just all fangirling over Robert/Kristen.

Not really thinking of the Who/What/Where.

I guess that's changed a bit for me now.

And I have to wonder...

because before Robert actually made comments about

how he feels about the hackers...

No one really was all up in arms.

Yeah, Summit issues this lame statement

asking people to stop looking

(Like you can UN-SEE something)

But people were being their usual snarky selves

poking fun at Summit for being so lame.

But then.

Oh yes.

But THEN

ROBERT PATTINSON SPOKE ABOUT IT.

So handsome... but exhausted.

Robert declared WAR on the Hackers!

Kill and Destroy!

So now everyone is all 

"How dare you look at those pictures!"

"A true fan would never have looked!"

Or something along those lines.

Now all those kiss ass brown nosers

will never shut up about it.

Don't get me wrong.

I think hacking into Robert's personal email fucking sucks.

The guy has so little privacy as it is...

And to take that away from him is disgusting.

And even though I did enjoy one or two of the pics

(or 3 or headboard)

I don't need to see every scene from Breaking Dawn.

I think the amount of material has gotten ridiculous.

And tell me...

Where does 'On The Road' fit into this?

Why do I feel these pictures are all slanted 

to get at Kristen Stewart?

Why is she the main focus?

And please don't fucking tell me she is behind the leaks...

No actress would want those unedited shots out there.

So I guess the better question is...

Who is out to get Kristen Stewart??

I know some haters will vilify her and blame her...

or say that the hacker is a 'shipper' trying to prove something.

But I don't think so.

(And OTR isn't 'Robsten' material, is it?)

I doubt they would just focus so much attention just on Kristen.

Either this is just a part of some grand hacking scheme

(And there does seem to be a hacking epidemic going on)

Or someone is just out to disparage Robert and Kristen...

Particularly Kristen.

Either way...

It's gotten tedious and beyond annoying.

Seriously... does it get ANY cuter? No.

I wish people would just back the fuck off Kristen already.

If you're only a fan of Rob... why do you focus

so much time and energy into hating on Kristen?

Just sit in your 

Delusional Den of Denial

And pretend Robert is a 'Nonnie' 

who hates Kristen as much as you do,

Is incredibly available and single

and looking for sweet schizophrenic love

and once BD is done filming will

NEVER

EVER

Be seen with Kristen ever again!
*The End is Near!*

*sigh*

There really is good stuff coming up.

WFE

OTR

Cosmopolis

Bel Ami

Breaking Dawn

So many GOOD things to look forward to.

Rob and Kristen showing up together 

HERE
THERE
EVERYWHERE

Together is always the keyword, isnt it?

Living in Squamish together.

Vacationing together.

Showing up on sets together.

Flying together.

Watching movies together.

Rescuing dogs together.

Going to weddings together.

Holding hands in Vancouver together.

Kissing in restaurants together.

Yeah.

Together is the keyword.

Tom gets to wear a beanie in the play. Isn't that perfect?

Final thoughts.

1. I don't want to see/hear about fucking picture leaks.

The shine has lost its luster.

Overkill.

I'm scared to wonder just how much stuff these people have.

And I'm scared to what other movies they might hack into...

and I'm scared because I'm not sure what the motive really is.

And I'm really scared because big fucking studios

can't see to keep their shit safe.

Or the people who work for them.

WTF is THAT about?

2. Tom Sturridge.

He's currently performing in a play in London.

Wastwater.

I've heard great things.

Wonderful things about his acting.

But I'm not surprised.

He's talented.

And kinda adorable.

And stuff.
(Just Because)

3. I really

REALLY

REALLY

Want to be able to enjoy WFE

without all the fucking drama.

Whether Kristen goes to any of the premieres or not

(London's calling... is that considered drama?)

I want to relish this movie for Robert.

I want to savor the moment.

Savor Robert.

4. And please remember the following

when you are reading my blog...

The information, content and images on
these pages are purely in fun

and are in no way meant to cause anyone harm, grief or despair.

If you are sensitive and lack a sense of humor,
please, don't go any further.

Some places, names, and events are fictional
and any resemblance, likeness,
or similarity to any person living or dead
is purely coincidental.

Oh yeah...

READING COMPREHENSION 

would be nice too.

This post is brought to you by the letter *D*

D for Diaper.

I hope they found one sturdy enough to contain the leaks.

D for 

Delusional Den of Denial.

If the Den fits... go hide in it.

D for DELICIOUSLY Handsome.

We all know that the reporter was talking about

Robert being on Kristen's ipod picture.

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- Plug the Leak

How can you not LOVE this picture?

SO.

Big Robert Weekend.

Water For Elephants

Here

There

Everywhere.

It was magnificent.

I love listening and watching Robert talk.

He's just so damn charming.

So adorable.

So... Rob.

Rob seems to have this effect on women...

Random Thoughts.

OK... maybe not so random.

But I gotta start somewhere... right?

1. Rob and Reese did a lot of interviews this weekend...

And they are incredibly sweet together.

Reese is wonderful.

Just wonderful.

She's witty and has a great sense of humor

and she always looks gorgeous.

I loved seeing her and Rob laugh together

and kid around and make jokes.

I'm so happy that Rob got to work with someone like Reese

So classy.

SO SWEET!

Robert and Reese have wonderful chemistry.

You KNOW WFE will be phenomenal.

*There's a pic of Rob/Reese holding hands

and of course the predictable

"THIS IS HOW YOU HOLD HANDS!"

Just goes to show you how much

the pics of Rob/Kristen holding hands

bothers the living shit out of them.

BWAHAHAHAHA*

The man is always thinking.

2. Let's address the whole leaked pictures thing.

More were released last night.

Did I see them?

Yeah... they were all over the place in a matter of seconds.

I have no idea how people get these pictures.

Any private pictures for that matter.

I can only assume that some of those have come from

Robert's personal account as well.

This is what Robert had to say:

“I want the ‘Twilight’ troops to mobilize, all the good fans, and find out who these little shits are and just hack into their computers and destroy them,” RPattz said with a laugh, later adding, “I’m being genuinely serious, ‘Twilight’ fans … Punish them."
It wasn’t just the content of the leaked images that bothered Pattinson so much — “It’s raw footage: It’s not even what people are going to see,” he noted — but the intention behind it. “Why do this maliciously? You’re not a fan. You’re just a dick,” he said, once again with a laugh, adding,”That’s all there is to it.

Well.

As I've stated before

I've looked at the pics.

I can't help it.

I'm curious. I'm nosy.

I can at least admit it.

But I don't RT the links on Twitter.

I don't post the pics here on my blog.

I have no idea where they are coming from.

And how they keep getting away with it.

But it does upset me that Rob is so pissed.

He really doesn't need to deal with this shit too.

People keep hacking into HIS email account?

How does someone do that and not feel like complete shit?

And honestly...

I don't get the motive.

Like Rob said...

They aren't selling the pics 

(that we know of)

So why just slowly leak them out?

It IS malicious... isn't it?

And they aren't fans of Robert, Kristen

or of Twilight.

Yes. 

I've looked at pictures that were sent to me.

(And yeah... I liked seeing some of them)

And I will continue to look at the pictures.

Does that make me a bad guy?

I don't think so.

I'm not the one hacking into peoples private accounts

I'm not the one leaking raw footage and personal pics.

It does get rather frightening the lengths people go to

to get their hands on something that doesn't belong to them.

And the thing is...

I'm not even sure of the hackers agenda.

To hurt Breaking Dawn?

Because even those the pics weren't meant to be seen...

I'm guessing it has amped up some peoples desires to see this movie.

Does the hacker want to hurt Robert and Kristen?

I cannot imagine anyone wanting to do that.

EVER.

I give a shit about Summit...

But don't fucking MESS with Robert and Kristen.

You don't want to fucking GO there.

Best Buddies.

3. So where does that leave us?

People are pointing fingers ALL over the place for the leaks.

The only thing I'm guilty of... is looking at them.

(OK, so I squeeee'd a bit too)

Unlike some people...

I have no motive to disparage Rob or Kristen.

Or the Twilight Saga.

And if I were looking for 'hits' like so many other blogs/tumblrs

I would have immediately posted the pics.

And that's not a criticism for those who did...

Just that its not what I'm about.

And yeah...

There are people who just want to prove that they are 'insiders'

so they will go too far to validate their claim...

But as you all know...

I'm no insider.

Never claimed to be.

Sometimes I hear or see things that are interesting.

That's all.

And last but not least...

Let's discuss Hatesten/Hyenas

(And let's not confuse Hyenas with Nonst*ns... they aren't always the same

Even I can admit there are some decent Nonst*ns out there)

But they are sometimes good entertainment.

Like this...

When the BD pics were first leaked...

They were HOWLING about how Summit was leaking

the pictures to sabotage WFE!!!

"Obvious agenda is obvious!"

"Scummit will do anything to prove they OWN Rob!"

But wait...

THEN when some more pics were released...

it became all about Kristen

"Kristen is jealous of all the attention Rob is getting"

"Kristen is definitely the one behind the leaks"

"Kristen is desperate to stay relevant!"

Right.

How fickle is Hatesten?

And now?

Well... because Rob called the Hackers 'shits and dicks"

Of course... 

He's talking about 'shippers and sheep".

"Rob knows all about Robsten/Shippers hoarding pics!"

Yeah.

Like you haven't had access to pics too?

I've seen the ones with the tags 

I've seen the boastful claims to 'knowing someone' 

in the business and seeing stuff you 'can't post'

I love how quickly you forget

your own bragging about inside information.

Just where do you think this stuff comes from?

The shiny Hatesten fairy?

But the biggest guffaw?

"Rob's a Nonnie. Suck on that Sheep"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

JFC.

Yeah. OK.

Honestly.

I may shake my head and wonder about

stuff I read sometimes...

and even though I laugh at some of the NONsense

that is constantly being scraped from the bottom

of that proverbial barrel...

I really try to leave it there.

But to call Robert a Nonnie is pretty fucking sad.

And kinda delusional.

That you even assume he knows you exist at all...

Let alone would take your 'side' against Kristen?

Someone he OBVIOUSLY adores?

Really now??

And sure... point your paw at 'shippers/sheep'

every time someone from the lunatic fringe does

something embarrassing and horrendous

but it works BOTH ways.

It's fucking crazy on both extreme edges of this fandom.

Stop with the broad stroke generalities.

There is a small.

Small.

Group of fanatics who do this shit.

Loonstens.

Craystens.

Giving every fan a bad name and embarrassing

the living fuck out of everyone.

Because it IS embarrassing.

It's one of the reasons I don't share this with

a lot of people in my 'real' life.

Just Because.

Final thought.

When these BD pictures were leaked...

My first thought wasn't who to BLAME.

I wasn't immediately pointing fingers at Hatesten/Nonst*n

I didn't point fingers at anyone.

But if you think about it...

Whoever is doing this...

isn't a fan of Robert or Kristen.

No one who hacks into personal email accounts

is thinking about Robert.

And I can imagine their disappointment at seeing

months of their hard work being shown

in such a rough and unedited form.

I've heard all the talk about the many pictures

that are still out there.

And I've no doubt that is true.

I've seen a few.

I'm even wondering how many hackers there are now...

Is the one who got into Rob's email

the same one who got into Stephenie Meyers?

Who knows.

 And will these leaks just keep happening every day?

Just how much material do they really have?

I'm kinda thinking a lot.

Like really a lot.

Because Summit has made a public statement about it...

And Robert has publicly called them shitty dicks.

So...

They sound worried.

Scared even.

Makes you wonder.

The smiles on your faces tell us everything we need to know...

Bottom line final thought.

Sorry.

I've been just rambling endlessly about this.

I'm sure repeated myself a few times.

I just can't feel guilty about looking at the leaked pics

and actually enjoying seeing some of them.

Should I feel guilty about where they came from?

Probably.

But that's mostly because of Rob making a point

of calling out the 'idiots'.

I guess in my zeal in seeing new pictures of

Robert and Kristen

being all sweet and intimate...

I never really thought about WHERE they came from.

The wedding pics?

The pic of Rob/Kristen in front of the Christmas tree?

The drunken bar pictures?

Where did they come from?

Who took those pictures?

Scary indeed.

I won't be a hypocrite and say I won't look at pictures

people send me...

But if the 'leaks' stopped today

I would be OK with that.

No one needs to be hacking and fucking around

where you don't belong.

Leave Robert alone.

He has enough fucking stress from lunatics

stalking/harassing/screaming at him.

Seriously.

There's a reason he took off his jacket when he saw the cameras...

Get the Fuck out of Robert's stuff.

This post is brought to you by the letter *L*

L for LEAKS

Will the dam break?

Who will stick their finger in the hole?

Why does that sound incredibly dirty?

Why am I asking so many questions?

Who do I expect to answer me?

Why am I hungry?

Why is that bird flying into my house?

Why is Robert so fucking handsome and perfect?

Why do I want to protect Kristen Stewart?

What is my fascination with Tom Sturridge?

Why can't people just accept that

RobertLovesKristenLovesRobert?

L for Laughs.

Gotta enjoy the laughs.

There is always another one around the corner.

And truly.

Laughing is so much better than the bitter anger.

Come on over...

Its nice here.

The grass is really greener!

Again.

I apologize for the 

rambling ranty randomness

of this post.

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- April Fooled

What just happened?

Damn.

I'm sure by now you have all seen the 'leaked' BD pics...

(and the video... lets not forget the video)

No... I won't be posting them here

But they were pretty fucking hot.

You know it.

I know it.

The whole world knows it now.

Legs. Backs. Necks. Shoulders. Knees. Arms. Hands.

Lips. Mouths. Eyes.

Kisses. Thrusts. 

Headboards.

FUCKING HEADBOARD.

JFC.

OK. OK.

I'm afraid to look!

So if you were on Twitter last night

You saw it literally explode.

I couldn't fucking keep up.

And then more pics were released 

and more...

and more...

And as ALWAYS

The Reaction is pure fucking gold.

Gold, Jerry... GOLD!

My thoughts?

1. As soon as the pics were being released...

CONSPIRACY THEORIES

were all over the place.

SUMMIT was releasing them to take attention away from WFE!

Summit is showing Rob who OWNS him!

Summit wants to make BD relevant!

It's a plot to sabotage WFE!!!

Good fucking Grief.

For one thing...

WFE isn't out for a couple of weeks yet...

So if this was a REAL sabotage why not wait a little while longer?

And for the love of all that is holy

WHY CHUCK WHY?

Why in the fucking world would Summit want to sabotage WFE?

Does Summit do this to all the people who work in their movies?

Go around trying to tank all their careers outside of Summit?

Are you fucking kidding me with this?

There isn't any competition with WFE...

Breaking Dawn is still in production.

It's not like they are coming out on the same day 

and competing for ticket sales.

Seriously.

Every theory that is thrown out there

is more contrived and ludicrous than the last.

Now its not me?

Theory 2.

IT'S NOT ROB AND KRISTEN IN THOSE PICTURES!
KRISTEN ISN'T THAT CURVY!
ROB ISN'T THAT MUSCULAR!
IT'S THEIR BODY DOUBLES!

Oh hell.

I wish I could say that this is an April Fools joke.

It's not.

People REALLY want to believe this.

Remember when that first still from BD was released and

it was all about Kristen wearing a bodysuit??

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.

So much for that theory.

Um.

Now we KNOW that there was nothing but skin on skin.

So

Of course.

It can't POSSIBLY be really Rob and Kristen.

OH GOD NO.

Please.

It HAS to be Rob with Kristen's body double.

Please God Please.

Those aren't Rob's fingers SPLAYED all over Kristen's body...

That can't be his LIPS kissing her...

No No

NOOOOO!!!

I know I have called some people Hyenas in the past...

(and yes, the name still applies.)

But recently I'm thinking they are more like...

Maybe if you pretend you don't see... it will go away!

Ostriches.

Hiding their heads in the sand...

Not wanting to face the inevitable truth.

If you make believe it doesn't exist...

After a while... I'm sure they believe it.

They HAVE to believe it.

Because they just can't face the alternative.

So.

It actually comes out looking like this...

Exactly.

Yeah...

You come up looking like assholes.

Heh.

Hmmm... not sure how much I like this.

Theory 3.

There is major clinging to the fact that SM is a bit of a prude.

(Yeah... we all remember FADE TO BLACK, don't we?)

Hoping that since the movies are PG-13 that a lot of these

Pictures won't make it into the final cut.

Who knows?

I do know that I've read that Stephenie was on set for 

most if not all of this movie thus far.

So it's not like she isn't aware of what is going on.

Sure...

There will be edits and changes...

The movie is still being filmed...

We don't even know what exactly we were looking at.

It was such a montage of pictures and images.

But although you saw a lot of skin...

It wasn't inappropriate skin... if you know what I mean.

I've seen worse on Soap Operas.

Rob did mention how he didn't think it could be PG-13

(and seriously... did the boy look like he enjoyed his 'work'?)

Again.

We won't know until the movie comes out what shows up...

But I think we will be surprised.

Hell...

I already am.

Did you see the video of his back...

Moving up and down over Kristen?

Yeah.

Suggestive as all hell.

*runs off to watch again*

Shut the fuck up.

 Theory 4.

OK.

So many Hatestens were losing their minds last night.

Don't deny it.

Thing is...

IF

the pics had been from Bel Ami or WFE

and showed Rob sexing up on someone other than Kristen?

People would have been ALL over that!

See... THAT'S OK.

Rob having sex scenes with Reese... or Uma... or whomever.

That would have been perfectly fine.

(Actual quote from Twitter: *sigh* Rob and Reese would have beautiful babies)

Really? Rob and Reese? The same Reese who just got married last weekend?

And the thing is?

I would have been JUST as thrilled and giddy to see pics from those movies as well.

Because I love Robert Pattinson...

 I LOVE seeing Robert in his movies...

And I don't trash movies of his because they have Kristen Stewart in them.

Do you see how fucked up that is?

I hear howling already about Rob being asked BD questions

while on the WFE junket this weekend.

Truly.

BD is a project he is currently working on...

And when celebrities are interviewed they are often asked

about other projects than the one they are promoting.

It happens ALL THE TIME.

I don't remember any outrage

when Josh H asked about Bel Ami...

Or Cosmopolis...

Yet... the screeching for no BD is piercing.

Ask yourself WHY.

If you dare.

I know... right?

5. I don't think this is a theory.

But as much as I enjoyed looking at all those

incredibly sensual, lasciviously sexy pictures...

I have to think about how Rob and Kristen might feel.

I wonder if they like unedited stills and rough footage being released...

I wouldn't think so.

They've been working hard and long

(OK... nice pun)

On this movie...

And for someone to leak ALL of this information

about some of the most integral and most anticipated scenes from the movie?

It has to feel like a betrayal of sorts.

And no matter that I believe that Rob and Kristen are

in a deep intimate relationship together...

Filming that stuff

with cameras in your face

and people watching your every move...

has to be incredibly difficult to do.

(It is a job I would gladly volunteer for... but I digress.)

And I truly doubt that Summit wanted this stuff out.

Not on a movie that is still in the process of being made.

And so much?

I mean... my God.

SO MUCH.

I could believe a couple of stills maybe...

But all of this.

No way.

No how.

So I find myself loving to look at the pictures...

*HEADBOARD*

And I find myself wondering what is next.

Because there is always more.

A lot more.

The 3 Musketeers! All for one and one for all!

I wasn't going to post these pics...

But.

Hey.

There are fucking EVERYWHERE now...

and seriously I couldn't find a good picture of the 3 of them...

So drunk Tom and Rob will have to do.

And cute Kristen in the middle...

Can you imagine being in a Tom/Rob sandwich?

No.

I can't.

Lucky girl.

And now I've completely lost my train of thought.

Tom and Rob do that to me.

Damn.

Wait.

Oh yeah.

The WFE Premiere in NYC (London... Australia)

Kristen has EVERY right to be there.

She's with Rob.

SHE IS ALWAYS WITH ROB.

Haven't you noticed the trend?

They turn up all over the place together.

Kristen going to any of the premieres is not only

perfectly acceptable

it's perfectly natural.

Will she show up?

I say keep your eyes open...

Because no matter whether she goes publicly or privately

with Robert to these WFE premieres...

I can guarantee you they won't be separated for long.

Yes. Guaranteed.

10 day limit.

Live it.

Learn it.

LOVE it.

This post is brought to you by the letter *H*

H for HEADBOARD

Jesus.

I can't get that image out of my head.

H for Hallelujah!

You think this stuff is good?

You 

Ain't

Seen

Nothing

Yet.

☂ I predict FOAMY weather ☂

 

(Oh dear... what's going to happen when

BD is wrapped and Rob/Kristen still are together?

So much for strategies, theories and plots... oh my)

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Oh...

I almost forgot...

*Twirl*