Rob and Kristen- With Acceptance ...

 I can't even begin to tell you how many times

this gif was sent to me...

Well... I have a few thoughts...

1. The above gif of Kristen looking at the ring

Robert gave her...

"Everyone knows already, it's ridiculous" -Kristen

Touching it... twirling it (yes twirling)

around on her finger...

Like it gives her comfort

Soothes her.

Well.

Let's also add...

"We're going to be fine. We're totally fine."

Lots of takes on what Kristen was actually addressing...

But 'We're totally fine' is kinda obvious.

(at least to me)

And even though I don't give much merit 

to Lainey's opinions...

She has always made it pretty clear what she thinks

of this fandom...

But she does seem to come up with some interesting info.

 she seems to think that Rob and Kristen 

ARE TOGETHER

(And really... isn't that the way they always end up?)

And you just know... 

there is a lot of this going on

 What WILL happen when Rob and Kristen 

are seen together again?

Will his BEST fans desert him?

Will they ignore it completely?

Will they resort back to screaming PR?

Does Rob have legitimate cause to worry about 

his over zealous fans and Kristen's safety?

 Don't be surprised if the people who 

judged Kristen the harshest...

will find it hard to forgive Rob for forgiving Kristen.

And honestly?

Buh bye.

As for the PR nonsense....

Of course that will be screeched across the land.

Although I guess 'exit strategy' will be forever meaningless.

And Rob and Kristen

keeping it 'hushed' up because of fears

for Kristen's safety?

I never thought Rob or Kristen

let lunatic fans dictate their lives.

But since Kristen's safety has always been an issue...

I don't doubt that the threats will be amped up now.

There are a lot of people who believe Rob belongs to them...

Or that they should have a say in what paths he takes in life.

When he doesn't behave the way they want him to...

Well...

Suffice to say they get very vocal

and very angry.

And I imagine the people who hate Rob

won't be very happy either.

What a shame.

How dare Rob and Kristen

live their lives the way they want to...

and do what makes THEM happy!

And the thing is...

As much as I love that Rob and Kristen

found their way back to each other...

If things didn't work out for them

I would still be here

cheering them on.

Being happy that they are happy.

That's all that I ever wanted.

2. I've had an emotional couple of days.

I've found out that a couple of people

harbor some grudges against me

for writing this blog
(you know who you are)

It's just my opinion.

That's all.

It's not a big deal.

Really.

It's JUST A BLOG.

Not serious business.

If you don't agree with me...

Why come here and read what I have to say?

If it makes you angry...

and you start believing I'm talking about you...

(and unless you are on the extreme lunatic fringe 

of this fandom... I'm not)

Why?

I don't get it.

Unless of course...

You just like being mad at me...

I don't know.

3. Here's the deal.

I still like Kristen.

I still adore Rob.

I will continue to write about them

for as long as it entertains me and it makes me happy.

I have never pushed my opinions down anyone's throat.

I have never gone on the attack with anyone

whose opinion didn't mirror my own.

I don't go to other blogs/tumblrs/forums

and argue about what I believe.

It's all right here.

In the open.

In my own words.

You have to come here 

I don't chase after you.

Remember that.

The following has been at the top of my blog for a long time...

I guess some people ignore it...

Or think they have a sense of humor and understand

what sarcasm really is...

The information, content and images on

these pages are purely in fun

and are in no way meant to cause anyone harm, grief or despair.

If you are sensitive and lack a sense of humor,

please, don't go any further.

Some places, names, and events are fictional

and any resemblance, likeness,

or similarity to any person living or dead

is purely coincidental.

If you can't laugh.

If you don't get it.

If you take every little thing seriously...

and its all life and death

Please just go away.

This blog isn't for you.

4. Thank God for Thomas Sturridge.

He always makes me smile.

I adore him.

So there.

This post is brought to you by Robert Pattinson.

I am still intoxicated

after all these years.

He still gets my attention.

He still makes me smile.

He still makes me want to watch his movies.

And apparently...

He is still in love with Kristen Stewart.

With acceptance comes peace...

No matter where the road leads us.

Life is good.

Smile.

Be happy.

And every once in a while...

Twirl.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Keep Twirling!

Rob and Kristen- I Get Knocked Down...

So here I sit...

Wondering if I should add my 2 cents.

I feel I selling myself short.

Surely my opinion has to be worth a nickel?

Perhaps a dime?

I suppose as long as I remember that it

is indeed just an opinion...

(And I'm reminding you too... btw)

I should be OK.

Lets take a look a current events then...

Shall we?

1. British Vogue.

The pictures were gorgeous.

The actual article?

Well...

Keep a few things in mind.

A. This interview took place in the

beginning of June.

The writer seems to want to make this interview

salaciously connected to the 'incident'.

It wasn't.

Real PRpro...

Had a very illuminating twitlonger

about this very thing

http://www.twitlonger.com/show/j6jkeg

You see...

I realize the hyenas out there...

frothing and foaming at the mouth

want to believe that Kristen is indeed talking about

that lecherous man twice her age...

But alas... dear scavengers...

It's quite obvious who she was talking about.

Now...

I don't know if she really decided to discuss

licking under armpits (come on... you have to laugh)

or having babies (notice the plural)

Or to even 'missing my boyfriend'

It seems a bit out of character for Kristen to discuss

something so intimate and personal

But then again...

She had been a bit more vocal lately

in terms of her relationship with Robert.

So true or not

Some people got all up in arms

about Kristen talking about Rob in such a way!

How dare she!

Yes... they were lighting their torches

and polishing their halos...

because why must she keep humiliating him this way???

Yeah. Right.

This is from the same group of people

who zoom in on his crotch and blow up 

endless movie scenes of Rob having sex

 so they might get a glimpse

of Robert's 'package'.

They focus on Rob like he is a piece of meat

to be devoured for their satisfaction.

THAT is perfectly OK.

I'm sure Rob would be positively THRILLED

to have his crotch analyzed daily.

Not humiliating at all.

Nope.

But his GIRLFRIEND can't discuss

missing him...

gotcha.

2. The shirt.

Oh dear.

Oh my.

Does Kristen have no shame?

So sayeth the hyenas.

How desperate is she?

Is she trying to communicate with Rob?

"Oh Rob... if I wear your shirt will you talk to me?"

You see...

There's all this talk about 'ex boyfriend'

Will he take her back...

blah blah blah.

Where was it ever said they BROKE UP?

Did Rob talk about it somewhere that I missed it?

Did Kristen?

Outside of Kristen's apology to Rob...

She hasn't said a word.

Neither has Rob.

So...

The whole 'break up' is just speculation?

Of course it is.

Tabloids and Gossip sites are depending on it.

And as far as Kristen wearing Rob's shirt

(and please... you know)

So what?

She ALWAYS wears his clothes.

He doesn't seem to mind, does he?

If they were truly over...

Would she continue to do so?

Doubtful.

If you break up with someone...

you don't go wearing his stuff in public.

Especially in front of an obsessed fandom

that catalogs every item of clothing worn.

She wears his clothes because...

”I love the way he smells. And him me.

  I don’t get this obsession with washing the smell off. 

That smell of someone you love – 

don’t you think that’s the whole point?”

And because she CAN.

She has access to his wardrobe.

Say no more.

That brings us to...

3. The necklace.

I thought this was covered months ago.

I posted about it in May.

Let me quote my previous post...

Since Kirsten Dunst

who also co-starred in ON THE ROAD with Kristen

was seen wearing a similar necklace...

it was immediately ASSumed that the necklaces 

MUST have been a gift from the director of OTR.

Well.

It turns out that there are pics of Kirsten wearing

that necklace going back to at least 2006...

AND

in a recent interview

a VIDEO interview that couldn't be misquoted...

Kristen has this to say...

WHO GAVE YOU THE NECKLACE YOU'VE BEEN WEARING RECENTLY?

 "Oh…umm…you know, just a little token. 

Had a birthday recently, that's all. 

I found it, it just appeared somewhere

 and I was like whoa, 

my birthday has been so great this year!"

See what I mean?

Kristen wears that necklace because it MEANS something to her.

She wears it proudly.

She wears it EVERYWHERE.

Yes. Yes.

I know some want to think that it wasn't from Rob...

But in her OWN words...

She pretty much dispels Hyena Hearsay.

Sorry.

IF you broke up with someone...

would you continue wearing rings and necklaces from him?

Probably not.

And that leads us to...

4. Kristen at TIFF for ON THE ROAD.

She fucking ROCKED that carpet.

She fucking OWNED the night.

She looked gorgeous.

Beautiful.

Strong.

She is moving forward.

She made her mistakes...

She stumbled and fell.

But she is facing it.

She's owning up to it.

She is back on her feet.

She did great last night.

She was smiling... 

She signed for fans

She posed for pictures.

She did her job.

It couldn't have been easy.

But she did what she had to do.

Just like Rob.

And then we have...

5. MTV's VMA's

Yeah, I know... what videos?

Anyway.

People were on the edge of their seats...

Hearts pumping...

Wiping their brows with anticipation

Because the host of the show

Kevin Hart (who?)

made a point of saying that he would say

whatever the hell he wanted to say.

No one was safe

(except apparently Kanye and Kim)

“This is the elephant in the room.

 No one wants me to talk about it, but I do what I want. 

This is what I want to say. I want to talk about Kristen Stewart.

 Here’s what I gotta say about Kristen Stewart – everybody makes mistakes.

 She allegedly messed around with a director.

 She did it, so what.”

A sigh of relief was heard across the land!

That wasn't so bad.

MOVE ON!!!

Except...

Wait.

That howling... whining...

Some were not amused with Mr. Harts comments!

They expected him to shred her...

Rip her apart.

Trash her.

Like they do... every day.

The only people hanging on to the 'incident'

are the ones who get the most joy out of other peoples pain.

They will never let it go.

They will cling to it like a meaty bone.

And you may have noticed that I have brought out

the term Hyena again...

I put it away for quite a long time.

But in the last 6 weeks...

It is more true than it ever has been.

Foaming.

Frustrated.

Furious.

Just what will they do

IF/when Rob and Kristen are seen together again?

Bottom line.

1. Robert looked happy and handsome at the VMAs

2. Kristen looked happy and beautiful at TIFF

3. OTR is getting great reviews!

4. The only people wallowing in the mud

are the ones who belong there.

5. I adore Thomas Sturridge

Green.

Sheep.

Forever.

And Ever.

And Ever.

Amen.

This post is brought to you by faith.

I have faith in Rob and Kristen.

Whichever way they go...

I will still follow.

There is no wrong...

It's what is right for THEM.

Tom and Lorenzo said it best.

http://www.tomandlorenzo.com/2012/09/kristen-stewart-for-vogue-uk-magazine.html

Simple. Truth.

"Kristen Stewart, having dared to do something

 not approved of by millions of people who don’t know her, 

and having acted in the less-than-entirely-responsible manner 

that all 22-year-olds in history have avoided up until now,

 has decided to show her strumpet face on the cover of Vogue UK.

Attagirl. Give ‘em hell and give ‘em FACE."

That tagline should really read: 

“KRISTEN STEWART: suck it, haters.”

Live it. Learn it.

Be Happy.

Smile.

It will be OK.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen- We Are The Champions

I've paid my dues

Time after time

I've done my sentence

But committed no crime

And bad mistakes

I've made a few

I've had my share of sand kicked in my face

But I've come through

(And we mean to go on and on and on and on)

I've taken my bows

And my curtain calls

You brought me fame and fortune and everything that 

goes with it

I thank you all

But it's been no bed of roses

No pleasure cruise

I consider it a challenge before the whole human race

And I ain't gonna lose

We are the champions my friends

And we'll keep on fightin' till the end

 We are the champions

 We are the champions

No time for losers

 'Cause we are the champions 

Of the world...

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This post is brought to you by champions.

We shall see who comes out on top.

(and together)

And of course...

This post is brought to you by my

complete and total adoration of

Thomas Sturridge.

Yes.

Exactly.

Until next time.

Bye for now

Hang in there... it's going to be OK

P.S. I know TIFF and the VMA's are

 happening tomorrow...

Looking forward to discussing it.

Rob and Kristen- The Jig is Up

Yeah.

That's kinda how I feel too.

Like...

What.

The.

Fuck?

Random Thoughts

1. Kristen's mother Jules filed for divorce this week.

 After 27 years of marriage.

Sad news.

As always... the reactions were fascinating.

 I doubt many were surprised by this news

And I'm guessing Kristen knew about this for a while

and has had time to deal with it.

 But then you have the obsessed hyenas.

The ones who have clamped onto Kristen

and can't let go.

What? 

Didn't you know that Jules announced her divorce

JUST to garner sympathy for her daughter?

Yes.

Ending a 27 year marriage was just a PR stunt!

How clever of Jules!

What a diversion!

 Makes you wonder just how many Sybil's are really out there.

 2. So the jig is up.

Not sure what a 'jig' really is...

but it seems to be UP.

Robert was spotted again in London.

So it must be true?

Well.

When you get more than a few people 

seeing the guy hanging around

(and quite possibly with Mr. Sturridge)

Then you start believing.

I'm just sorry that he was spotted at all

At least there aren't (so far) any pictures.

Of course...

The Obsessed Hyenas (OHs if you like) are salivating over this.

Because we ALL know that Rob only goes to London

when his relationship is OVER.

Rob is living the single life!

Rob has moved far far away from Kristen!

Rob has NEVER EVER gone to London without her before!

Oh.

Wait.

Shit.

Well... As long as he is on another continent away from HER!

Enjoy your frenzied foaming, Mutts...

You should probably be stockpiling your carcasses and scraps

for the LONG winter ahead.

I have a feeling...

(a feeling deep inside)

That you just might have some lean times in the coming months...

Desperate times.

Hungry times.

Wink. Wink.

3. Kristen goes to TIFF this coming week.

Toronto International Film Festival.

ON THE ROAD

Thursday September 6 

Ryerson Theatre 9:00 PM

Friday September 7 

The Bloor Hot Docs Cinema 11:30 AM

Kristen is scheduled to appear.

This will be her first public appearance

since the 'incident'.

Everyone will be watching even more intently

than they ever did before.

How will she look?

How will she handle the public?

How will she handle the press?

Will she be like Rob... and smile and carry on?

Talk about OTR and dismiss the rest?

That's what I think she will do.

Be strong and do her job.

The amount of hatred and judgement 

that Kristen has to deal with now

has been magnified and amplified.

But the sad reality is...

She has been dealing with it in some capacity for 4 years.

I hope she realizes that for every obsessed hyena...

There are 1000's of fans who love and adore her.

She will be OK.

4. Thomas

I love this picture because its something we don't

get to see a lot of...

him smiling/laughing.

It's been said that he was seen hanging with his

best buddy in London.

I hope that's true.

I like the thought of these two guys hanging out...

A lot.

It somehow soothes the soul...

Kinda like old time rock and roll.

And Green Sheep.

Forever

This post is brought to you by strength.

I hope Rob and Kristen have enough of it

to get through all of this...

Together.

I think that they do.

Will.

Until next week

(it will be verrrrry interesting)

Bye for now

Love isn't blind... Jealousy is.