So here I sit...
Wondering if I should add my 2 cents.
I feel I selling myself short.
Surely my opinion has to be worth a nickel?
Perhaps a dime?
I suppose as long as I remember that it
is indeed just an opinion...
(And I'm reminding you too... btw)
I should be OK.
Lets take a look a current events then...
1. British Vogue.
The pictures were gorgeous.
The actual article?
Keep a few things in mind.
A. This interview took place in the
beginning of June.
The writer seems to want to make this interview
salaciously connected to the 'incident'.
Had a very illuminating twitlonger
about this very thing
I realize the hyenas out there...
frothing and foaming at the mouth
want to believe that Kristen is indeed talking about
that lecherous man twice her age...
But alas... dear scavengers...
It's quite obvious who she was talking about.
I don't know if she really decided to discuss
licking under armpits (come on... you have to laugh)
or having babies (notice the plural)
Or to even 'missing my boyfriend'
It seems a bit out of character for Kristen to discuss
something so intimate and personal
But then again...
She had been a bit more vocal lately
in terms of her relationship with Robert.
So true or not
Some people got all up in arms
about Kristen talking about Rob in such a way!
How dare she!
Yes... they were lighting their torches
and polishing their halos...
because why must she keep humiliating him this way???
This is from the same group of people
who zoom in on his crotch and blow up
endless movie scenes of Rob having sex
so they might get a glimpse
of Robert's 'package'.
They focus on Rob like he is a piece of meat
to be devoured for their satisfaction.
THAT is perfectly OK.
I'm sure Rob would be positively THRILLED
to have his crotch analyzed daily.
Not humiliating at all.
But his GIRLFRIEND can't discuss
2. The shirt.
Does Kristen have no shame?
So sayeth the hyenas.
How desperate is she?
Is she trying to communicate with Rob?
"Oh Rob... if I wear your shirt will you talk to me?"
There's all this talk about 'ex boyfriend'
Will he take her back...
blah blah blah.
Where was it ever said they BROKE UP?
Did Rob talk about it somewhere that I missed it?
Outside of Kristen's apology to Rob...
She hasn't said a word.
Neither has Rob.
The whole 'break up' is just speculation?
Of course it is.
Tabloids and Gossip sites are depending on it.
And as far as Kristen wearing Rob's shirt
(and please... you know)
She ALWAYS wears his clothes.
He doesn't seem to mind, does he?
If they were truly over...
Would she continue to do so?
If you break up with someone...
you don't go wearing his stuff in public.
Especially in front of an obsessed fandom
that catalogs every item of clothing worn.
She wears his clothes because...
”I love the way he smells. And him me.
I don’t get this obsession with washing the smell off.
That smell of someone you love –
don’t you think that’s the whole point?”
And because she CAN.
She has access to his wardrobe.
|Say no more.|
That brings us to...
3. The necklace.
I thought this was covered months ago.
I posted about it in May.
Let me quote my previous post...
Since Kirsten Dunst
who also co-starred in ON THE ROAD with Kristen
was seen wearing a similar necklace...
it was immediately ASSumed that the necklaces
MUST have been a gift from the director of OTR.
It turns out that there are pics of Kirsten wearing
that necklace going back to at least 2006...
in a recent interview
a VIDEO interview that couldn't be misquoted...
Kristen has this to say...
WHO GAVE YOU THE NECKLACE YOU'VE BEEN WEARING RECENTLY?
"Oh…umm…you know, just a little token.
Had a birthday recently, that's all.
I found it, it just appeared somewhere
and I was like whoa,
my birthday has been so great this year!"
See what I mean?
Kristen wears that necklace because it MEANS something to her.
She wears it proudly.
She wears it EVERYWHERE.
I know some want to think that it wasn't from Rob...
But in her OWN words...
She pretty much dispels Hyena Hearsay.
IF you broke up with someone...
would you continue wearing rings and necklaces from him?
And that leads us to...
4. Kristen at TIFF for ON THE ROAD.
She fucking ROCKED that carpet.
She fucking OWNED the night.
She looked gorgeous.
She is moving forward.
She made her mistakes...
She stumbled and fell.
But she is facing it.
She's owning up to it.
She is back on her feet.
She did great last night.
She was smiling...
She signed for fans
She posed for pictures.
She did her job.
It couldn't have been easy.
But she did what she had to do.
Just like Rob.
And then we have...
5. MTV's VMA's
Yeah, I know... what videos?
People were on the edge of their seats...
Wiping their brows with anticipation
Because the host of the show
Kevin Hart (who?)
made a point of saying that he would say
whatever the hell he wanted to say.
No one was safe
(except apparently Kanye and Kim)
“This is the elephant in the room.
No one wants me to talk about it, but I do what I want.
This is what I want to say. I want to talk about Kristen Stewart.
Here’s what I gotta say about Kristen Stewart – everybody makes mistakes.
She allegedly messed around with a director.
She did it, so what.”
A sigh of relief was heard across the land!
That wasn't so bad.
That howling... whining...
Some were not amused with Mr. Harts comments!
They expected him to shred her...
Rip her apart.
Like they do... every day.
The only people hanging on to the 'incident'
are the ones who get the most joy out of other peoples pain.
They will never let it go.
They will cling to it like a meaty bone.
And you may have noticed that I have brought out
the term Hyena again...
I put it away for quite a long time.
But in the last 6 weeks...
It is more true than it ever has been.
Just what will they do
IF/when Rob and Kristen are seen together again?
1. Robert looked happy and handsome at the VMAs
2. Kristen looked happy and beautiful at TIFF
3. OTR is getting great reviews!
4. The only people wallowing in the mud
are the ones who belong there.
5. I adore Thomas Sturridge
This post is brought to you by faith.
I have faith in Rob and Kristen.
Whichever way they go...
I will still follow.
There is no wrong...
It's what is right for THEM.
Tom and Lorenzo said it best.
"Kristen Stewart, having dared to do something
not approved of by millions of people who don’t know her,
and having acted in the less-than-entirely-responsible manner
that all 22-year-olds in history have avoided up until now,
has decided to show her strumpet face on the cover of Vogue UK.
Attagirl. Give ‘em hell and give ‘em FACE."
That tagline should really read:
“KRISTEN STEWART: suck it, haters.”
|Live it. Learn it.|
It will be OK.
Until next time.
Bye for now