Pictures from the set of the Vanity Fair photoshoot
(On stands March 3rd!)
I subscribed to Vanity Fair JUST because of Robert.
I have subscribed to a few magazines cuz of him.
Yeah... so what.
Does Robert look all dreamy with his black amish hat?
And it's really probably like a 30s fedora or something...
to take us back to the whole WFE era
But it matters not.
Robert ALWAYS looks great.
And Annie Leibovitz?
I'm looking forward to all the press/interviews
Rob will be doing to promote WFE
He should do Conan...
and definitely Fallon again.
We need another
Was there ANYTHING cuter than Rob up a tree??
He is the most adorable man on the planet.
And no matter how hard anyone tries to prove me wrong...
On to more pressing business.
The random bullshit.
1. The whole VF blurb about Rob doing the 'roadtrip'
just to get to where they were filming WFE.
(And not to get to Kristen)
You know it doesn't fit.
Now people were howling at me saying
I was calling Rob a 'liar'
I did no such thing.
I just said the timeline didn't fit...
and that I would wait until the article was read in its entirety.
The problem is...
People fucking NITPICK every syllable that Rob utters.
He's not always serious.
He's not always to be taken literally (that's lit-trelly)
Like the whole 'I'm soooo lonely I need a puppy and big screen TV
to haul around with me from hotel to hotel'
I keep getting asked that if I have 'private' pics of
Robert and Kristen...
WHY HAVEN'T I POSTED THEM???
(Obviously I'm not the only one...)
Maybe because I gave my word?
I know that is a foreign concept to people who
pounce on anything and post it for attention
(and cover it in lame tags like they own it)
But when someone asks me NOT to do something...
And I promise that I won't?
And even if said pictures would make the hyenas
cry and whimper in sheer agony...
I still won't do it. I have nothing to prove.
I feel no need to validate what I already know.
Oh and another thing.
I get stuff that says that I'm all about the 'sex'
with Robert and Kristen.
I don't ever talk about that.
I might allude to the fact that Rob and Kristen live together...
(Yes. They do)
Or like to kiss and be all cute together
I do a lot of 'wink wink' kinda stuff....
But I don't discuss their sex lives.
That's so not my thing.
It kinda creeps me out when people have cropped pics
of Robert's crotch and arrows pointing to parts of his anatomy.
Not for me.
I don't look at Rob as a piece of meat.
He's SO much more to me.
(And hey, if you do, to each their own)
But I'm not comfortable with that.
I don't have sex fantasies of Robert and/or Kristen
My fantasy is hanging out with him (and Tom)
in a pub...
Listening to some good music
Laughing and talking
Having a few pints of beer.
Sorry to disappoint.
So its not certain if Rob (and Kristen?) will be going to the Oscars on Sunday.
And although I would LOVE to see him all shiny and sparkly
A part of me doesn't really want to deal with the bullshit
that always surrounds events like this.
It might be more relaxing and peaceful not to have him there.
It would be great for him to promote WFE with Reese...
I have mixed feelings on the whole thing.
I guess I can just stay off Twitter during the show...
Since that is the epitome of lunacy whenever Rob is on TV.
That being said.
Kristen to show up with Rob at the WFE premiere.
Because she belongs with him.
Might as well get used to it and start dealing... you know?
People are allowed to bring their significant others to their premieres.
Do you think Reese will be there with her fiance?
That's OK... right?
So why not Kristen?
And Kristen being there has nothing to do with trying
to undermine WFE
Promoting BD which doesn't come out until Nov.
It's just about being there for Rob.
It's ALL about Robert.
It's being supportive.
Because maybe Robert wants her there...
THAT'S what I would love to see.
But will I?
On the clock.
So that's about it.
Just wanted to say that
I love Tom Sturridge.
I know Rob doesn't mind.
(He's OK with my split intoxication)
This post is brought to you by the letters *F* and *T*
F for FACT!
I love when people come at me with their FACTS.
"I KNOW FOR A FACT..."
You know shit.
T for TICK TOCK
on the clock
T for Tweets
Stop tweeting me.
I don't know who you are.
I don't know what you are talking about.
T for TOM!
Because I never can seem to get enough.
Bye for now