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Friday, July 8, 2011

Rob and Kristen-- Smiling is Good

Kristen is waiting for me...

Rob on the set of Cosmopolis last night.
A few people have tweeted how HAPPY he has looked
the last couple of days...
Like
Happier than he has looked the entire time.
Hmmmm.

Why oh why can that be???

Oh yeah.

Bear is down there somewhere.

KRISTEN IS THERE!

Yes folks.
Rob always has the biggest
bestest
boldest
beautiful-est
Smile on the face of this very planet
whenever Kristen is in close proximity.
I don't care what you say...
No one else makes him smile like that.
Just Kristen.

"She's mine."



"You make me happy."


"I missed you."

"Everything is more fun with you."



"There's no one else I would rather share this with..."

"I couldn't help myself..."

So...
I'm trying to focus on the positive.
Personally...
I didn't need to see a picture of Kristen on the set.
Because she was with Rob for days before that.
(and other visits before that...)
I'm thinking that Kristen has proven
that she is capable of getting in/out of Toronto just fine
without being seen.
*Been there, Done that. Tom wears the T-shirt.*

And what's the big deal if she DID go visit her boyfriend
on the set of his movie?
It's what they do.
She's been on the set of a lot of his movies.
He's been on the set of a lot of her movies.
Rob obviously wants her there.
Kristen obviously wants to be there.
What's wrong with that?
Nothing.
Absolutely Nothing.

It doesn't have to be all this drama.
All this angst.
It's just a girl... hanging out with her guy.
They can't help it that the whole fandom
was watching every move they made.
Does that mean they shouldn't do it?
Fuck that noise.
And if Robert was your boyfriend...
You know your ass would be sitting in that trailer too.
So please.
Don't.
Even.

And this is where I could point and laugh...
Mock all the bullshit PR excuses.
(and some are quite inventive)
Mock the hell out of all the 
I don't cares
and
I don't give a fucks...

But maybe another time.
Another post.

Right now...
All I want to do is enjoy the moment.
Because its a fucking BIG moment.
and then I might just

*Chortle*
*Chuckle*
*Giggle*
*Guffaw*
*Snicker*
*Snort*
and last but not least
*SMIRK*

Because when it comes down to it...
Seeing Rob so damn happy
Makes ME happy.
And it's obvious that Kristen
is what makes him so damn happy...
It's over 2 years now.
And he's still smiling.


This post is brought to you by the letter *S*

S for all the Smiles I have today.

S for Soapbox
I despise people preaching about
how to be a fan.
Like they are 'above' it.
Please.
You bitch about bitching.
I guess that makes you a bitch, too.

S for Green Sheep
Always and forever.

S for Tom Sturridge.
I haven't asked for a picture of him in a while...
So I guess today is the day.
I'm looking forward to it.
;)


Smile.
You know Rob and Kristen are.

Bye for now

A twirl a day
Keeps the foam away.
(and that it annoys people is just an extra bonus)

458 comments:

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Kenzz said...

Classic Rose: "Been there- Done that- Tom wears the T-shirt"!!!!!

It's just a smiley kind of day :) :) :)

Groovie said...

Hello everyone!
On my way home, about 30 mins away, can't wait to get in my bed & take an epic 7hr nap LOL!

Cute post! Its obvious Rob & Kristen make each other happy, their smiles say it all! hope they enjoy their time together in Toronto & Bear too!

Happy Friday! Hope u all have a good one!

milasmine said...

I have been meaning to tell you, i <3 this blog, it cheers me up so. Thank you. Your belief has never wavered...Keep believing, for it is truth!!! I so adore Rob, and want more than anything to see him happy...After my sweet hubby passed away, Rob helped me to smile again...Take Care, Hugs!!!carolyn/milasmine/Robsbeaniebb

Annie said...

Brilliant Rose!


"Fuck. That. Noise."

Absolutely! :):):):)

dottie said...

I just love sappy Rose! I've always been a sucker for the sap. :)

It's good to see R/K looking so happy. The way they support each other is just another reason to admire them.

Hello & TGIF to all the Roseland regs!

angelica1 said...

Great post, Rose.Seeing Rob and Kristen together brightens up any cold,wet,Friday.

Kay said...

Love to see happy, smiling, Rob and Kristen :D

Have a great weekend, Roseland!!

katy said...

Hi, Rose!!

Lovely post! Love the pics and the captions

I didn't need any proof to know Kristen was there...but I have a Huge smile on my face since this morning.
Rob looks beyond happy when Kristen is with him...and this makes me feel ridiculously happy.

I think Rob is off Work today, so my whish for Rob and Kristen is that they get to spend some wonderful quality time together and with Bear without beeing bothered by anyone.

And, Rob...How is it possible?!? even with the weird hair cut he looks adorable and hot...LE SIGH

Hope everyone is having a wonderful day.

Be happy everyone

Freddie said...

Hi Rose,

I seem so say this a lot, but thanks for doing what you do. It’s appreciated.

You are so right about Rob smiling. He does look happiest when they are together. There is no refuting that. And it is absolutely wonderful to see. Like you, “seeing Rob happy, makes me happy” (and seeing Kristen happy also makes me happy). So today is a good day. I’ll twirl with you.

It’s a beautiful sunny day here in Toronto – on many levels. I hope everyone else is having an equally wonderful day.

PL said...

You know what impressed me the most about last night? No, it wasn't Kristen being there because, pfft, that was no surprise. What impresses me is that Rob will sign autographs every night no matter how late. I bet there are some celebs out there now who are thinking, damn, he just raised the bar for graciousness that we all have to follow.

dottie,

You were asking for a gab session at Roseland so how about later tonight, say, 10 EST? I suppose we could MFK but I think we've F'd everyone possible already.

sjjw said...

Hi Kenzz, Groovie, milasmine, Annie, dottie, angelica, kay, katy, freddie and PL!

I am so happy to see smiley Rob! And who is the cause of that huge, infectious smile? Why, Kristen of course! I hope they have a wonderful two days off for Rob together...they deserve it!

And all you peeps w/ your well wishes for my car troubles last weekend? ~ REPAIRS ARE BEING COVERED BY MY WARRANTY! My dealership was so gracious and will file everything and reimburse us asap. So nice. So there, an even happier ending to the story!

Happy weekend peeps! I'll check in later. I'm just smiling here myself. Rob's smile is SO infectious! Love it. Kenzz, it is a smiley kind of day!!!

sj

Michele said...

I didn't need any proof BUT I *may* have done a little twirly happy dance when I saw her get in that car. =D FABULOUS day here in Toronto, truly fabulous!

katy said...

HI, PL, True.
Rob never stops to amaze me even after working for long hours, he still finds the energy to sign for the fans...his a true star.

Hi, Kenzz, Kay, Freddie, Annie, Milasmine, Groovie, Angelica, SJJW, Michele...Have a great weekend.

Take care

Lady T said...

I'm giggling, snorting and smirking too. The PR ship has sank! Can't believe there is ANYONE left on this planet who does NOT think they are together. I think they ("nonstens") do it just to antagonize the fanatics on the other side. . .

But if you REALLY believe this realationship is an act. . .seriously get help. If you're disappointed or frustrated you should really just let it go. All that stress is no bueno.

Need something else to do besides hate and make up conspiracy theories? Check out this organization and do something constructive with your life http://www.volunteermatch.org/

dottie said...

PL - Tonight is great for me. :) "See" you then!

RKsoulmates913 said...

HERE - ROB THE HAPPIEST MAN ALIVE WHEN HE IS WITH KRISTEN

FAN ENCOUTER!!!

@offline82: Yesterday was my 2nd time seeing Rob and I definitely can see that he seems a lot happier than usual when Kris is around!


AMAZING/FANFUCKINGTASTIC POST ROSE!

XO FROM BRAZIL

CHEERS!

I went to bed at 4am, bc I knew it would happen and I waited and saw it! Gahhh I'm so happy for both of them! and Rob has the day OFF, it means they are spend it TOGETHER with lots of LOVE!!!As ALWAYS!
(Tahnk God I'm working just in the afternoon- LOL)

Hope said...

Rose...awesome post with the pics and captions.
"I couldn't help myself." LOL

Saw the video of adorable Rob signing autographs for all the fans at 4-5am.today. The best part was when they all yelled HI to Kristen!! So sweet!

Motherhin said...

I agree with Lady T, there is nothing left to dispute ever and if you are, you are just doing it for attention. I seriously think that anyone that claims this isn't a relationship is saying so just for the attention it will bring from the people that will argue with them. I actually saw a person post on a mom website disputing that there is a relationship and if that's the caliber of people talking about this still, then I'm scared for the children that they are raising.

On another note, I'm glad to see Rob so happy to be with his "family." Believe it or not they have formed a little tight knit family that loves and cares for each other and supports each other. I happen to think that they should show the world more of what it's like to be normal and how a couple has to work through life's problems but if they did show the world that, it would no longer be normal would it? Hate to say it but glad we get little snippets of their sweet relationship every once in a while. Between them and Will and Catherine, they really make a girl believe in love.:)

PL said...

10pm EST tonight Roseland party.


Just wanted to clarify. My comment wasn't restricted to dottie only. The more the merrier, I'll make the mojitos.

Kenzz said...

sj: It's the power of Roseland!! All that positive energy... <3

PL & dottie: Maybe I'll stop in tonite to play :)

Groovie: hope you got home safe and sound and are tucked into bed!

Big helllo's to all you ladies...have a great weekend...

To Smitty and Gruff...HAVE FUN
And to Syd, we miss you!

olivia said...

Hi and **waves** to everyone!

Thank you Rose for a marvelous and honest post!

Am wearing a very happy smile and twirling while doing the happy dance. Knowing that Rob and Kristen, and little Bear too, are together is wonderful. May they have great happiness and also privacy.

Just saw your comment Hope and I agree, the "Hi Kristen" greetings were so supportive and lovely.

Rob and Kristen are exceptional and unique young professionals who have formed a loving and healthy partnership that allows them to grow professionally and privately both as an individual and as a couple.
Hooray for them!

Enjoy the day and hugs for y'all!
Will try to peek in later tonight.

sjjw said...

Hi again everyone! I'll try to pop back in toight!....I'm going for drinks w/ my bestie, which usually means sj gets more than a little tipsy! Hubs has already put out the premptive "don't call me at 8:30, asking me to meet you two somewhere" notice. So I guess I've got to be good! (sure....)

*cheers* to the power of Roseland!

sj

Claire said...

Rob's hair!!!!! PMSL. Can't wait for this movie.

Hi everyone, hope you're all having a good day.

Hope said...

Hey Everyone...I am drinking with the girls tonight too... a few of my troublemaker BFF's. Will stop by later if I am coherent. lol

IB...waving hello...sorry I missed you a few days ago. How are your friends?

Olivia...Is it as fricking HOT there as it is here ?? It is 101 already and it is only 3 pm.

Crystal said...

It's great to see Rob looking so happy. It's all because of Kristen. She was looking really happy last week, and you know it was because she knew she would see Rob soon. They are so sweet together, and I just love them so much.

Super RN Gas Passer said...

Awwww...(BIG SMILE)...Just got home and enjoyed the pics and the post....How nice is ROB to sign all those autographs!

Seeing Happy Rob and Kristen makes me happy for sure.

And I think I will do some twirling tonight Rose...I think I am in the mood for Mexican and Margs tonight! TTYL!!

olivia said...

Hey Hope, on my way out but saw your note.....
Heck, it's a cool and balmy 98 right now but supposed to hit 100.......again... in another hour or so.

If I may, I will apply Rose's phrase, also supported by Annie.....seems appropriate....
Mr. Weatherman....F*T*N* and please send us some rain!

Actually, so used to it...just staying in the cool during the afternoon hours.
Hugs to you in the big D from the little BCS.

justme@31 said...

Hello everyone, Hello Dear Rose:)
My post is going to be very short because all I want to say is...SMILE:):):)

Oh and one question, I haven´t read the book yet but the Eric Packer haircut is at the end of the book?

Hugs to all from Portugal:)

30 said...

Awwwww CUTE PICS!

:)

dd said...

Hi everyone!

Rose, I'm smiling and twirling with you :)
I know that Kristen prefers to stay under the radar, but it was GREAT to see her on the set last night! Rob looked VERY happy, like he always does when he's around her.
They don't have to prove us anything and one of my favourite things about them is how private they are, but I love to see them from time to time, I love to see them together and I definitely love to see the haters being proved wrong over and over and over again. Because they are loud and annoying, don't show any respect for anything or anyone and their stupidity has no limits anymore.
If they have to hate ALL the fucking time, no matter what R&K do, I rather see them pissed with the reality shoved in their faces (and they're REALLY pissed right now, LOL) rather than happy in their sick delusions and harrasing everyone that thinks differently of them.

I read that Rob is not filming today and tomorrow, so I hope they're having a wonderful time together wherever they are.

:)

ItsMe_Chic_ said...

***Twirling, twirling, twirling****
That is all!

Love the smiley, happy..... Long may it last!!

Hello to all in Roseland, have a great weekend!! Especially to our fave couple! :)

*I*Believe* said...

Howdy Everyone!

I am so HAPPY for them!

SUCK IT NONNIES!! SUCK IT HARD!!

Rose, I am twirling with you!

Freddie said...

Happy a bit there IB?? LOL.

How are you?

Super RN Gas Passer said...

DD....I ditto everything you said! Mexican was good tonight..now we are watching True Grit on BluRay...

Super RN Gas Passer said...

IB and FREDDIE..Good Evening dear friends!

beaculen said...

That girl has ninja mode down! I loved it that no one seemed to know she was there til she showed up on the set. Did you see the pics of his fucked up haircut? Only Rob could make that bad of a haircut look good. I can't believe he let someone hack his hair like that lol, he's really into this movie. I wonder if he'll film the naked street part? I'm more and more excited for Cosmopolis. Great post Rose.

Freddie said...

Hi Super - how are you? I missed the news today. Did the shuttle launch, and how is your husband's knee?

Super RN Gas Passer said...

FREDDIE...The knee is better and he was awestruck with the last launch..it was touch and go right up to the last few minutes but they got everything situated. Hubs will come home tomorrow. How was your week?

Rhonda said...

Awesome post, Rose. I'm twirling with you <3

Love all the pics of happy, smiling Rob and Kristen :)

Hi everyone! I hope it's been a great day :)

Freddie said...

Super - sorry for the delay in responding. I stepped away to feed Tomas who was being quite insistent. I had a pretty good week, thanks. I was back to work on Tuesday and thankfully it was a quiet week so I was able to ease into it. Of course, wouldn't you know it, I finally get the impulse to get some projects done at the house (like painting baseboards and mailboxes) and I have to go back to work. Timing is everything. LOL.

How was your week?

Hey Rhonda!! How's it going? Long time no talk to.

Melinda said...

Smiling at all the sap! It's so much better than the bitter foam.

I love the quiet support they give each other. It's one of the reasons why I think they are such a sweet couple.

I read a comment on twitter and the person said that she loved the fact that Kristen didn't go out and sign autographs/take pics etc. Because to her Kristen quietly made the statement that she is there as Rob's girlfriend and not Kristen Stewart. So it makes this person admire her more. I'm totally in agreement with this person.

High fives to them for realizing that what they have with one another is more important than giving in to public demands to sell it as entertainment.

Having said that I still smile when I do see little snippets though. I love seeing a couple who have that thing. It's hard to find so when it's found, don't let it go.

Freddie said...

Hi Melinda - nicely put. They do have "that thing" don't they.

I hope all is well with you.

Melinda said...

Hi Freddie-

I'm good. Just floating in and out. I hear there some Roselandians are going to have a gab fest in awhile.

How are things with you? Back to work I hear. It's always hard for me to get back on track after vacation!

Super RN Gas Passer said...

Hi FREDDIE,RHONDA,MELINDA...I am really tired..even though I didnt work on Monday I feel as if I did...Just finished watching the movie and am ready to settle down with the blog for awhile.

RHONDA..I hope you have the weekend off!!

MELINDA...We are going to Myrtle Beach on the 18th for a week. I hope to unwind.....r e ally...UNWIND...hahaha

Super RN Gas Passer said...

FREDDIE..My backyard is a mess...I have a big tree limb down from a recent storm and the pool liner went bad on us and the new one has not been installed yet so it looks like a green bottomless pit from Heck! I think if the house doesnt sell in a few more weeks we are going to refinance and tear out the deck and put a new covered porch on the back of house. Its always something with a house. Lucky your mother has you to help!

Melinda said...

Super-

That sounds like fun! I've never been there. My mom is from North Augusta, SC so they would go to MB when they wanted to do a beach vacay. She has some fond memories from there.

DreamerKind said...

@Super, Melinda, Freddie, Rhonda
Good day to you!

@Super
Sorry I missed you this morning, for I was still up but not on Roseland. Of course, I had seen "the pics" out of Toronto already.
Any plans for your birthday this Monday? I know now that you are going to Myrtle Beach next week.

DK

Rhonda said...

Hi Freddie- I'm great, hope you are as well :)

Melinda- Nicely put :)

Hi Super :)

Rhonda said...

Hi DK!

Super- Yes, I have the weekend off :)

DreamerKind said...

I need to call an ailing friend back at 9, but afterward, I'll drop by here to chat with you all.

Taking song requests for late night, too.

Super RN Gas Passer said...

Hi DK...We are going to my sisters for lunch on Sunday...Im sure the hubs will take me out tomorrow night...he will be home from Florida mid afternoon. DK..Im on a Paul McCartney kick the last few days after the upsetting news! haha..could you throw a few songs of his out tonight?

MELINDA...Wow, small world isnt it! Yes I have many fond memories of MB over the years...We like to go to Murrells Inlet for seafood and the shopping and entertainment are fun. We will be in a house this time....looking forward to it!
I trust you had a good birthday!!!

DreamerKind said...

@Super
Good! You deserve a month long celebration! Sure, Paul for Super, several "hot" songs celebrating you.

Been watching Fred Astaire & Ginger Rogers dancing in old films, on YT.
I am struck by how Kristen resembles Ginger, in her elegant wearing of gowns and head/hand movements. First time I've noticed that. Just my opinion.

PL said...

So who wants to party?

I have the mojitos.

Super RN Gas Passer said...

DK..Thanks..I am going to sleep a little while and hope to catch you before you retire in the morning...

Have a good evening everyone!

DreamerKind said...

@carolyn/milasmine/Robsbeaniebb
It is hard after losing a sweet love. Then after, to see it in others, does bring love back for us, lifting our spirits. I feel the same as you. Welcome.

PL said...

Melinda,

Are you still around? Did you ever get your Ipad?

Super RN Gas Passer said...

Sounds good PL..have a few for me..I would love to join you but I have had my "quota" for the evening...enjoy! TTYL

Melinda said...

Super- I did thanks! Have a nice rest of the night.


Hi Rhonda and DK...


PL- I'm about to fix me a glass of wine so start the party :)

DreamerKind said...

@PL
Hi, there!
Have fun, and I hope to join you, with some white wine, in a while.
DK

PL said...

Ok. Which do you want to do?

Would you rather?

Pick your preference like choose between 2 things such as wine or beer; those kind of questions.

I suppose I have to throw in MFK but like I said, I swear we already have fucked them all.

And drinking is really necessary.

Melinda said...

PL- Nope not yet...one of these days I'm sure.

Right now I'm focused on getting a new phone. I HATE my current one!! When it came out the concept was great on paper but the actual product sucks. Motorola pulled it off the market before it was out even a year...

PL said...

Melinda,

That sucks about the phone. I bought my Ipad 3 weeks before the Ipad2 came out. Rotten timing.


Since we are part of the old guard here I think we have to get this party rolling. Everyone else is too shy and proper.

Rhonda said...

Night Super :)

Melinda & DK- I'm drinking red :)

Hi PL!

dottie said...

Am I too late????

Hey everybody!

PL said...

Hi Rhonda!

Rhonda said...
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PL said...

Well, dottie is here so now we can begin.


Which do you prefer?

Satin or 600 thread count cotton

And say why

dottie said...

I've drinking white and ready for whatever you want to throw at us PL! LOL

Rhonda, How are you?

Freddie said...

Is there room for one more?

Hi dottie, PL, DK (and Rhonda, Melinda & Super from before)

Melinda said...

PL-

Thinking preferences (A or B) works because it requires little thought which is good for when you are drinking. Ha,ha!

Rhonda-I'm going with white tonight. Rex- Goliath Moscato. It's tasty.

dottie said...

PL - The higher the thread count the better IMO. Satin is too slippery. I like soft cool cotton sheets. Oh how I love my bed! Sometimes I say that to my hubs when we lay down. LOL

dottie said...

Hey Freddie and Melinda!

sjjw said...

Hi friends! Back from my night with bestie. we went to a fun wine bar and I had a wonderful white pinot noir! Who knew? Nice Va. Wine!

PL said...

Melinda,

I threw one out there.

Satin or 600 thread count cotton.

I pick 600 cotton because satin is totally non absorbent and stuff like certain fluids just lie there and never soak in.

Melinda said...

Hey Dottie!


Cotton- because in the summer in FL I love really cold sheets....

dottie said...

Oh here we go! PL!!! LOL

Hey SJJW :) I went to a winery in VA before and remember it being pretty good.

Rhonda said...

Hi Freddie and Sjjw :)

I say cotton because you can do anything on them, to them, with them and they still stand the test of time ;)

Freddie said...

dottie - I'm with you. 600 thread cotton. Satin is too slippery.

PL - LOL.

Hey sjjw. How are you?

It's a White Zinfandel for me tonight.

PL said...

Rhonda knows right where I was leading with that choice.

Fist bump!

dottie said...

Freddie I'm drinking White Zin too. High five!

Melinda your avi is cute.

Melinda said...

Hi sjjw! White Pinot Noir...didn't know you could get it that way.

sjjw said...

Hi Dottie and Rhonda! dottie, I am a Virginian, (biased) but we do have some good wineries. This one was very summery and good!

PL said...

tongue

or no tongue

Rhonda said...

I'm having Menage a trois...


I'm talking wine pervs ;)

sjjw said...

Hi Freddie! I didn't know a white Pinot noir existed either....but it was Good!

PL said...

Rhonda, that is my favorite wine. I never tried the other reference.


These word verif are way too long tonight.

Freddie said...

dottie - high five right back attcha. LOL.

dottie said...

SJJW, I love Virginia. We lived in NC(Seymour Johnson hehe) and went to VA for little week end getaways all the time. Many moons ago.

Rhonda, Are you getting lots of rain? Is this normal? Maybe I'm just not used to it.

PL, give us another one :D

sjjw said...

Hi Melinda...yeah, I'd never heard of a white Pinot noir either...

PL said...

Dottie,

You guys are too shy.

Someone else throw one out. Where is Melinda? She knows how to do this.

Rhonda said...

Both....you should never take away any options where the tongue is concerned ;)

Dottie- yes, lots of rain :(

dottie said...

I'm not shy I just don't know what to do. lol How about "have you ever?" :o

sjjw said...

Dottie, I'm a Virginian by birth and very proud of it! Lol I love it here, but a little trek to NC for the weekend is always good for us, esp to Seymour Johnson highway area!

dottie said...

Tongue? I missed something....

PL said...

Rhonda,

No tongue when onions have been ingested.

Melinda said...

Dottie- thanks it's my nieces and nephew.

PL- I just caught your comment! LOL!


And Tongue most def. when used properly!!

Rhonda said...

PL- Ha! I just saw your comment...you wouldn't tell us if you had tried the other ;)

dottie said...

SJJW, We were newlyweds and I sawmore johnson than you could shake a stick at! hahaha sorry I couldnt resist.

Rhonda said...
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PL said...

Rhonda,

You're right. I don't think even I would admit to that one.

sjjw said...

dottie, of course you had to go there....

dottie said...

But of course!

I am so lost with the tongues and onions right now.

PL said...

Dottie,

That was funny.

Where does the euphemism johnson come from anyway?

Does anyone remember the night where a we were regaled with many names for the johnson?

Melinda said...

Dottie-

You just throw out two choices and we pick one and say why.

So here's one (since PL is on a roll):

spit

or

swallow




toothpaste that is... ;)

Rhonda said...

Spit- nobody should have that shit in their mouth ;)

Freddie said...

Spit - toothpaste that is!

PL said...

Spit but after you've rolled it around your tongue and got all the benefits of it in your mouth.


Toothpaste of course.

dottie said...

Aha!!! I got ya!

I dont know where the term johnson originated. I remember people having johnson t-shirts a long time ago.

OK here's one...

fast or slow

lol

Rhonda said...

Of course....I meant toothpaste as well ;)

Melinda said...

PL-

I remember that! Funny night.

dottie said...

Oops I forgot to answer the question - SPIT --- toothpaste of course :)

PL said...

Melinda,

I have to confess I saved all those names. I wanted to impress my son.

Sir Wagstaff was a favorite

dottie said...

I always heard it wasnt good for you to swallow it --- toothpaste, you know.

PL said...

Any truth to pineapple affecting the taste of the toothpaste?

sjjw said...

Dottie, you are funny

Melinda said...

Well Dottie I don't have just one speed so it depends on the situation.


Although if we are talking about driving then fast for sure!

Melinda said...
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dottie said...

Oh yes Melinda I meant driving. I should have been more specific. lol

PL said...

Uterus Unicorn was another favorite.

I would say slow because the journey lasts longer.

Freddie said...

Melinda - variable speed...how very versatile of you...LOL.

Rhonda said...

Both, always both...

Depending on your situation, of course :)

PL said...

Nightgown or

pajamas

dottie said...

You have to be flexible about speeds I suppose. Every situation is different.

PL - That's hilarious. I think I remember reading those. It's funny that there are so many names for the male organ but not as many for the female. What does that say about men I wonder? ;)

Freddie said...

PL - Neither....

Melinda said...

Neither....something else instead

dottie said...

Hmmm I'm more of a nightgown/t-shirt girl for sleeping. PJ pants get on my nerves and make me feel too constricted. (I have bedtime issues)

dottie said...

Well now I feel like a pilgrim compared to Fred and Mel sleeping in the buff! LOL

PL said...

dottie,

I think men are just so damn proud of that thing that they give it names. Women are more matter of fact. It's there, you use it, it's done.

Freddie said...

dottie - LOL.

Melinda said...

Dottie- That men have small heads... ;)

dottie said...

PL, you are so right!

PL said...

Melinda,

What is this something other? Is it just skin?

Rhonda said...

Neither...:)

I like how they descibe them in romance novels...funny as hell!

dottie said...

Melinda! LOL I don't know about that but they do seem to have a one-track mind ;)

What in the world is Rose going to think about us? I guess she wont be too shocked.

Rhonda said...

Melinda- LMAO!

PL said...

Rhonda,

You mean the manroot?


I am getting tired of these damn wonky words. I have yet to get one under 7 letters.

dottie said...

Mel I am wracking my brain trying to think what else you could sleep in? Some kind of superhero costume???

Rhonda Romance novels are so awful. Something is always throbbing!

Rhonda said...

PL- Yes, I mean the manroot, LOL :)

Freddie said...

dottie - let me qualify my response. It's neither when I'm at home, but a nightshirt when visiting my folks. It could be awkward otherwise....

PL said...

Freddie,

My daughter and I shared a room with twin beds when visiting my mother. My daughter apparently sleeps in the buff and she has huge boobs so I told her to cover those puppies because I don't want to wake up to that picture in the morning.

Melinda said...

PL-

Dottie caught on to my "something else". I have bedtime issues too! I hate the pulling, twisting and tugging that accompanies clothes.


I don't think Rose will be shocked. She's read way worse before on here!

dottie said...

Freddie everytime I do that I am always afraid the house will catch fire and I will have to make a run for it. I usually end up throwing something on at some point in the night. LOL

PL I agree about the words. They are not even real words!

sjjw said...

Dottie and rhonda, my husband enlightens me with new names daily...it's a man thing.

Rhonda said...

Dottie- I know, but they are hilarious!

Something is always throbbing, bulging, rising up to the heavens...

PL said...

Well, I could plagiarize from a certain gentleman and post all the illustrious names again.

Freddie said...

PL - LOL. Priceless.

In my case, my father is elderly and I wouldn't want to give him a heart attack - not that I have much to flaunt...

PL said...

Rhonda,

Have you ever read any fanfic? Dicks are always twitching in those things.

dottie said...

Rhonda dont forget the heaving bosom! haha I dont know if my bosom ever heaved. Do you think something is wrong w/me?

Melinda said...

Freddie- Amen to that!

PL- Your daw is better than me. There is no way I'd sleep in the buff with my mother in the same room. That's too close for comfort for me.

sjjw said...

PL, go for it and plagiarize away..

Kay said...

Love it when you guys do this!! :D

cotton
tongue
neither (t-shirt)

Sir Martin Wagstaff is still my favorite name that came up that night...hehe


Have a good night PL, Rhonda, Melinda, sjjw, Dottie, Freddie and anyone else lurking out there....I think I'm going to go open some Menage a Trois and watch the fireworks going off in my neighborhood. Happy weekend!

PL said...

Melinda,

I couldn't believe she pulled that on me either. She did wait until she was in bed and then started to shed the clothes until I put a stop to her strip tease.

Rhonda said...

PL- LOL! No, no I've never read about twitching dicks, but I kinda like it ;)

dottie said...

PL I love that you saved them. I remember there being so many and wondering how in the world he remembered them all! LOL

Rhonda said...

Dottie- Oh God, I forgot about the bosoms!

Freddie said...

Rhonda - I guess I haven't been reading enough Romance novels. Oh well...

PL - go for it!

Hey Kay - fireworks - real or other???

PL said...

Kay,

Hi and bye. Stop by again.

Rhonda,

I asked my resident authority on male members and he said emphatically that dicks don't twitch. I think he was offended.

Rhonda said...

Hi Kay- Have a good night!

dottie said...

Goodnight Kay :)

When someone is "in the mood" we need to say they are "twitchy"

PL said...

dottie,

I always suspected he was googling while she was typing because nobody could come up with that many names.

Melinda said...

Night Kay!

PL/Rhonda- okay I will admit to being a fanfic hoor but what does crack me up is that Edward ALWAYS has a way above average johnson.

Rhonda said...

Freddie- I've read just enough to make fun of them :)

dottie said...

PL that has to be it because it was an ABUNDANCE of names! LOLOL

Rhonda said...
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PL said...

Back by popular request and I take credit for none of them. We'll say the author is Anonymous.


BIG MAC, CARNAL STUMP, THE GENERAL, DISCO STICK,
MIDAS, PRINCE CHARMING, SALTY DOG, SIR MARTIN WAGSTAFF,
SOUL POLE, AND UTERUS UNICORN

WALLOPER, THE WONDER DOWN UNDER, 21ST DIGIT, ADMIRAL WINKY, BEASTUS MAXIMUS, BEEF BUS, GREAT BUDDHA, MY GUY, KONG, LEADER OF THE SACK, AND LORD HARDWICK

LORD PLUMBER, MAN AXE, LOVE WHISTLE, MAMMOTH MOUND OF MANLIHOOD, OLIVER TWIST, PLEASURE PICKLE, RALPH THE FUR FACED CHICKEN, SALAMI GRANDE, AND THE SOLICITOR GENERAL

Rhonda said...

PL- Maybe they do twitch and he just won't admit it ;)

PL said...

Rhonda,

Maybe they twitch during the deflation rather than inflation.

dottie said...

Oh my word! Hilarious!!!

I like the ones that sound so very proper. Beef bus is just too crude for me. :P

Melinda said...

PL- ha,ha,ha! Forgotten about some of those.

sjjw said...

Thank you PL.I admit to lurking that night...

Freddie said...

PL - Hysterical. Thanks for reposting. That list will go down in Roseland infamy.

Rhonda said...

PL- LMFAO! I bet that's exactly what happens ;)

dottie said...

Why would he be ashamed of the twitch? I say, if you twitch, hold your head high and twitch away!

PL said...

No list would be complete without these. Again, not mine but by Anonymous.

RIDING MY PONY, SKEET, BELLY RIDE, BLANKET DRILL, DINKY DUNK, FOUR LEGGED FROLIC, GET A CRUMPET, MINGLE LIMBS, PLANT THE OATS, QUIMSTICKING, SINK THE SOLDIER, WHAT MOTHER DID BEFORE ME, YENTZ, HORIZONTAL REFRESHMENT, INTRODUCE CHARLEY, AND CHANGE ONE'S LUCK.

Rhonda said...
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Melinda said...

Dottie- I agree. Hey a man should be proud as a peaCOCK (okay had to do it)that his SO affects him so...

dottie said...

Maybe later I'll ask my man if he wants to mingle limbs just to see his reaction. hee hee

Freddie said...

Get a crumpet.... LOL. Great list.

dottie said...

LOL Melinda Maybe I need to ask my hubs about that too. I wonder if he has ever twitched?

PL said...

dottie,

Ask him if he wants to do what his mother did before him.

Somehow that doesn't strike me as real mood enhancing.

dottie said...

Seriously, PL. I would think mention of the mother would be a mood killer!

My word is dkshout - cute huh?

PL said...

Well, this has been fun. Kind of like the old days. Let's do it again.

I have to call it a night though because I've been guilted into visiting my mother tomorrow and it is a really long day most of which is spent in the car.

Good night all.

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dottie said...

Night PL. Have a safe trip.

I'm going to call it a night as well. I have to go to a family reunion tomorrow. UGH!

You girls are so much fun! xoxoxo

Freddie said...

Night PL. Thanks for suggesting this. Have a good night.

Melinda said...
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Freddie said...

Night dottie. Have a good one.

Rhonda said...
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Rhonda said...

Night dottie :)

Melinda said...

Had a moment of guilt...so delete it is...


Night PL! Thanks for suggesting the time. Enjoy the car ride and try not to mingle limbs while it it. Could be dangerous! ;)

Night Dottie! Thanks for suggesting a chat night. It was fun.


I've had 4 1/2 hrs of sleep and the wine has worked it's magic.

So with that I bid you all a goodnight as well. Sweet dreams...

Freddie said...

Night Melinda.

It seems the party is breaking up and the wine is also getting to my brain, so I think I had better call it a night as well.

Night Rhonda.

DK - we turn Roseland over to you. Sorry we missed you.

Rhonda said...

Night All, it's been fun..

Laters :)

DreamerKind said...

@Freddie
You're sweet! I am still on the phone, a family crisis, involving a break up between young ones. Not mine, thank heavens.

I'll be on later...

wania said...

Hi everyone!

Rose kill post! Great! First picture of Rob said everything! What happyness! How much love! My heart is happy for them! And now? Where is the haters, nonstens, fakes fans, bitches, idiots? Hidden shame? Well done! Hahahaha!!! Green sheep ever!

Hugs

wania said...

DK, I hope everything will be resolved soon ... be well!

DreamerKind said...

@Wania & Wania
I am typing, oh, so carefully, for I was full of wine and now beer. Life is good, O!

How can we save our children from so much hurt-cannot do it.

Although, I am filled with love, which means a lot, when life is waning. Don't be sad.

Nevertheless, food smells good and love continues.

Let's name more penis, although Gruff found many names. I say let's say, full of it, that's what it is, full of life, and such. There are so many names for that which pleasures, for it is the all in all, and a gift of oneself.

DreamerKind said...

@Rose
Been thinking of you, Rose. How is Rose?

She seems very good, brilliant and indulgent. I like Rose for Rose spares us all, even her troubled thoughts, when lies are big and thoughts are small.

Not often in my life, have I been in awe of hard times, of taking a stance, for love. What I did for love, you did Rose! We follow, Rose.

Drunkin on white wine and good beer, DK.

DreamerKind said...

Songs, they are hollering out.

Boogie with Stew said...

Good Morning Rose and all in Roseland.. still thinking of getting a "rose" tat in your honor,in saving my sanity in finding this " happy" place that fits me in this crazy world. Now why I woke up at 3am ?? maybe my Rob & Kristen radar was beeping? I can't wipe this shit eatin grin off my face from the latest pics...thanks for sharing and making my b-day .. morn better than cake.
peace and love to you & all the happy people here in Roseland boogie with Stew P. S. I need to find that T-shirt lol

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