Rob and Kristen- Still Standing (Together)

Jack is looking pretty good...

Hahahahaha!

Someone sent this to me.

I laughed.

And in case anyone doesn't get 'it'

(and from my emails, 99% of you don't)

That's Leo DiCaprio...

(I'm a fan... big time)

You know...

Jack from "Titanic"

He went down in the ocean...

While Rose hogged the door

Worse part of the movie.
Watching Jack fade into the darkness.

And seeing Leo all healthy and sunny

with "Rose?"

Made me smile.

Gorgeous.

I'm just Random Rose today.

1. Kristen looking stunning (as always) on a horse

from some set pics from SWATH.

Does this movie look fucking phenomenal or what?

And truly...

Kristen looks like she has been riding all her life.

I love that everything is going so well for her.

Seriously Snow White. Stunning.

Her career.

Her relationship with Rob.

Everything has fallen into place...

And Kristen is on top of it.

SWATH is going to be big.

HUGE.

This petite brunette with the gorgeous green eyes...

She will surprise us all.

Well...

Not Rob.

He already knows.

I'm STILL Twirling!

If looks could kill...

2. The last couple of days have shown us pictures

of a somber... annoyed Robert.

I won't even post the picture of him where he looks

completely pissed off.

The one above is from the airport in Toronto.

I have a lot of thoughts about these kind of pictures.

But I won't get on my soap box

(or will I?)

Do I make more sense up here?

I was talking to a close friend.

A good friend.

Did I say close?

We were discussing the Pap pics.

He hates them.

I mean... REALLY hates them.

And it irritates him that I post them...

And discuss them on Twitter.

He says I 'devour and feed'

off the pain of Rob and Kristen.

I admit to posting pap pics.

Of course I do.

99.9% of the pics we see of Rob and Kristen are pap pics.

Pictures that are taken obtrusively... violently

Pictures taken by people who have no problem yelling

obscene and disgusting things at them...

Trying to get a reaction.

People who stalk and chase Rob and Kristen

Who just keep taking picture after picture...

like the first thousand weren't enough.

Yes.

This is what my friend tells me.

And I know this.

I do.

Is my looking at the pictures...

And giving my opinion about them...

ADDING to the fire?

When I post one of these pictures

(And I do)

Does this benefit the disgusting people who took the pictures?

I don't know.

In the past...

I have wished and hoped for 'one pic' of Rob and Kristen.

But at what cost?

Rock.

Meet Hard Place.

8 Heads in a Duffel Bag?

3. Let's discuss luggage... OK?
No?
You think whether or not Rob and Kristen share luggage
is a big important deal?
Come on!
You know...
The people who piss and moan about this shit the most
are the ones who can't let it go.
Either its
"So what if he borrows a suitcase?
It doesn't mean anything"
to
"HAHAHA I love debunking this stuff!"
Really?
Debunking whether or not they share luggage
makes your day?
And honestly...
Writing your opinion doesn't 'debunk' anything.
Get a grip.

It can't be the same!!! NOOOOO!

People ALL up in arms...
IT CAN'T BE THE SAME DUFFEL BAG!!!!
NO NO NO!!!!

People!
You are overlooking what's really important here.
What.The. Fuck.
Is Rob carrying in that bag???
I may have been joking about the heads...
But seriously.
What do you think?

And stop lamenting that Rob only brought a duffel bag
to Toronto so he couldn't POSSIBLY be going to London from there.
Are you fucking KIDDING me?
LOOK at the size of that thing.
It's HUGE.
I could fit in that bitch.
I don't get how everything is such a cause for worry!

Suitcase? What suitcase?

Relax.
Have a drink.
Robert knows where he's going next...
Whether or not he has Kristen's bag
or its stuffed with pots and pans...
Nothing we say...
Alters how Rob and Kristen live their lives.
Sit back...
And we will all see soon enough...
(Or will we?)
Well..
Eventually we will.
Right?

Don't you ever want to just stop going nowhere?

Wow indeed...

4. Wow.
My Tom Sturridge gif of the day.
I fucking LOVE 'Pirate Radio'
It played a huge part in my ongoing addiction to Tom.
I have watched that movie so many times...
It's getting close to 'Twilight'.
And THAT my friends says a lot!
I could watch and listen to Tom all day.
And night.

Shaggy and Scrappy.

Here is where I would normally say
that I would like to see THIS kind of picture.
Both Rob and Tom are all shaggy.
They would both be in London.
Rob and Tom always look like they are having
a good time no matter what they are doing together.
Yeah.
I know its not nice of me to want to see this...
But I'm just being honest.
I do.

Guess what? STILL Twirling!

This post is brought to you by my opinion.
That's right.
Mine.
Don't get your knickers all wadded up your ass
trying to decipher what I am trying to say.
Don't misinterpret what I am writing...
and then get pissy when you're wrong.
I'm not saying Rob is going ANYWHERE.
Don't put your shitty words in my mouth.

I don't need them...

Or want them.

I have plenty of my own

(Obviously)

Bye for now

Don't you know I'm still TWIRLING better than I ever did

Robert and Kristen-- Never Think.

So happy... Together.

Oh my.

What is wrong with some people?

My email is most amusing this morning.

People are actually taking the smiley things...

and trying to figure out what secrets they hold.

No shit.

Come on now.

Really?

Why must everything be all conspiracies and bullshit?

Why not just accept something at face value?

This Kiss.

Random Thoughts.

1. I wrote how happy I was yesterday.

That I had good feelings about things to come.

And right away...

I'm 'stirring shit'.

Huh?
Why is it wrong to be positive and happy?

And yeah...

I would LOVE a picture of

Robert and Kristen and Bear (oh my)

But you don't always get what you want...

But sometimes

You get what you need.

2. Why do I love Tom Sturridge?

I can't even begin to tell you.

Does this help?

He's beautiful.

Inside and out.

Remember this song by Sam Bradley?

Lights (Fucking Lights)

Fucking lights, straining my eyes.

No sleep at night. It's just a waste of time.

And LA's burning... NY's painted black .

London's calling, calling me back.

Simple patterns make me crack.

Fucking lights, Hurts my head.

Borrowed youth.

All those wasted years.

And LA's learning. NY too.

London's calling, I'm calling you.

What doesn't matter, Still holds its truth,

That nothing matters, When I'm with you,

Cities only fill the void of people wasting, wasting time on you.

Pretty lies and secret love,

Nothing gets me what I want from you,

From you, All I want,

what I want from you.

 

It's being going through my head a lot.

It's one of those songs that people say

was written by Sam and Rob...

Back when Rob was working on RM in NYC

and Kristen was in California with The Runaways.

I remember that time really well.

Rob looked positively miserable on that set.

There was a lot of talk about how they had 'broken' up

or were on a break.

Same shit.

Different year.

It happens everytime they are apart for any amount of time.

For a "PR" couple... they sure do break up a lot.

There is always talk of 'epic love' when it comes

to Robert and Kristen.

And the only people I've ever seen say that?

The haters.

Most people I know love that

Robert and Kristen 

are together in a relationship.

Seeing them happy... makes us happy.

But stamping it with 'epic' is silly.

They are two people

who fell in love with each other.

It happens everyday.

It may not be epic...

But it's awfully sweet.

And fun to watch.

So lighten the fuck up, Francis.

The fact that Rob and Kristen are together

isn't the end of the world.

And if there ever comes a day...

When that is no longer true?

It won't be the end of the world either.

Although.

I'll be honest with you..

I don't see that happening.

Ever.

This post is brought to you by Tom Sturridge.

Just because.

Green Sheep.

367.

 

Bye for now 

 

Rob and Kristen-- Laugh. Twirl. Repeat.

I.Love.Tom.

This is the kind of mood I'm in today.

Good.

Great.

Happy.

Laughing.

Why?

WHY you ask?

Well...

Let's just say...

I'm chill.

Good things on the horizon...

Oh wait... did I already say good?

Wonderful things.

Marvelous, Incredible things.

It makes me ALL kinds of twirly.

And yeah... I know some people get all bent

outta shape if I even mention TWIRL

But you know what?

Who gives a shit?

Twirl around Piglet...

Step lightly, Pooh...

This silly ol' dance is perfect for two!

At least I'm happy..
and not foaming at the mouth with bitter hatred.
And honestly...
It's going to get so much worse for those people...
So.
Much.
Worse.

Who you calling Sheep?

Anyway.

Rob and Kristen are always being compared
to other 'celebrity' couples out there.
I guess all couples must behave by some
unknown guidelines to be considered 'real' or not.
Who sets these guidelines?
Well... I think its pretty obvious.

Bear in mind...
There aren't a lot of famous couples out there
who are under the same intense scrutiny and fanaticism
about their relationship.
So comparing Rob and Kristen's actions in public...
To a couple who welcome having their pictures taken...
Well.
It's not really quite fair, is it?
But.

A lot of comparison is made to
Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev.
I'm sure you've seen it.
Vampire Diaries
(which I not only watch... but enjoy)
Romance found on set.
A brooding vampire and the beautiful human girl...
Yes. Yes.

Point is...
I often hear
"Nina and Ian are doing it RIGHT... Suck that Shippers!"
 And maybe Nina and Ian are doing it right for THEM.
You know?
I happen to like both of them...
And I think they are adorable together.
But every couple I see in magazines and on TV
doesn't immediately bring Rob and Kristen to mind.
And why should it?
Why should the way they handle their relationship
be considered WRONG by people
who have no right to judge them?
Worry about your own relationships...

So...
I thought I would show the absolute hypocrisy
and complete bias when it comes to
Robert and Kristen.

True Love.

Barely Friends.

Airport Walk of Love.

Airport Walk for PR.

Doing it 'right' in public.

They can't possibly like each other!

You see where I'm going here?
Pretty much the same behavior by two couples...
Yet
Ian and Nina are MADLY in love and doing it 'right'.
And Rob and Kristen?
Well...
They obviously can't stand each other and are
just posing for PR!

No other couple is judged so harshly
and held to such high standards
as Rob and Kristen.
Any other couple who would be together
as much as Rob and Kristen are...
Caught holding hands and kissing...
And all the other things they've done together
over the course of the last 2 1/2 years?
They would be
DOING IT RIGHT.

Thing is...
Rob and Kristen are definitely doing something right.
(Did I mention how twirly I am today?)


Oh.
I am.

We're happy... just the way we are.

Final thoughts.

1. Please with the "Rob out partying every night" bullshit.
He was at Fallon's party.
That's for sure.
And maybe he was out with his friends
having a few beers...
Nothing wrong with that.
But I don't get what you expect him to do.
Should he just hide away in some corner
until he and Kristen are reunited?
He's not allowed to go out a couple of nights?
I don't understand the NEED for some people
to think of Robert as some sort of
alcoholic manwhore.
Honestly...
If Rob were out carousing and picking up women
it would be ALL over the place.
But as usual.
All we get are a couple of tweets
of seeing Rob in a bar
(and even those are suspect)
quietly having a beer or two.
Again...
What's the big deal?

2. And let's get back to the tweet business.
I honestly LOVE how one person can tweet
"closed a bar with Rob Pattinson"
and its truth.
But numerous people tweet about seeing
Rob and Kristen kissing and snuggling
and
OH MY GOD!
LIES. LIES. LIES.

I saw Rob!!

Why are people such idiots?
Why do they eagerly lap up anything
as long as Rob or Kristen's name is attached?


3. Of course Rob has a house.

Him living in hotels for the last 2 1/2 years
is like him being allergic to vaginas.
Not gonna happen.
You don't accumulate a bunch of guitars
and a PUPPY
and live in a hotel.
Thing is...
He shares that house with Kristen
You know he does.

Kristen needs a kitchen...
Rob needs Kristen.
Simple.


4. Don't you just feel good things happening?
It's like this energy.
This feeling.
It's wonderful.

Gotta get some popcorn.
I think this is going to be so much fun.


This post is brought to you by the letter *P*

P for Popcorn!
Seriously.
Get some.
Soon.

P for PR!
I love PR couples with exit strategies.
That makes sense!
Oh wait.
It doesn't.
SHOCK!
You can't shout PR whenever
Rob and Kristen are together
Then screech
"I'm glad he's done with the PR bullshit
and partying it up"
when he and Kristen are apart.
Which is it?
So if he's DONE with the PR bullshit...
When he and Kristen are seen together again
in a non work related way...

(and they will be)

What will be your excuse then?

Say..for example

The three of them are seen walking Bear...

(and wouldn't THAT be awesome!)

Then what?

No... It can't be... NO!

 Heh.

Get back to me... OK?

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob Wants To Hold Kristen's Hand

Ah yes.

Another day in the fantastic fandom.

More conspiracy theories... 

More fake sightings.

More bullshit.

Can you see into the crystal ball?

Look closely.

Yes... we all see Rob was at Fallon's party.

Not sure how that is a 'blow' to anyone who believes

that Robert and Kristen are in a relationship...

But some people seem to think Rob drinking shots

with Jimmy is some sort of sign.

Or maybe its Rob doing shots with his friend.

Look again...

Rob is in LA.

It's funny how when Rob is with Kristen

It's ALL about work.

(And Summit controlled Christenings)

But as soon as they are separated...

Rob couldn't possibly be doing anything

remotely connected to his profession.

Of course not...

because then he would have had a reason

to leave London.

We can't have that...can we?

ANYWAY.

One of the things I get in my emails a lot is

about the whole handholding thing.

I happen to find it sweet and romantic.

But I get the people who screech that

"Kristen holds hands with EVERYone!!!"

Hmmm.

Well.

She has been seen holding hands with a few people in the past.

And like Rob...

She has been seen holding hands walking on stage...

Or in some sort of professional capacity.

Yes. 

I agree.

Kristen has held other peoples hands in the past.

But lets talk about Robert... OK?

Who has Robert EVER been seen holding hands with

in the past?

I mean...

Not on stage... or photo shoots...

You know... 

Just walking down a street.

Or perhaps on a Paris tarmac...

Maybe on an airplane?

Or even in his parents house on Christmas.
Hmmmm.

Let's see.

That would be Kristen...

And Kristen...

Oh... and Kristen.

Surprise! It's Kristen!

Guess who? Kristen!

And Kristen...

In between scenes Kristen!

Sneaky Kristen...

Out in the open Kristen!

Done with work Kristen...

Airplane Kristen

IOW Kristen

I want to take you backstage Kristen!

All of these hand-holding instances of

Robert and Kristen

were moments caught on camera

that weren't necessarily supposed to be seen...

You know?

And truly.

Show me Robert holding hands with anyone else

since he has been with Kristen.

Show me Robert holding hands with anyone else.

Period.

I even googled Robert Pattinson/Holding Hands

Just to see what it would show me.

Well.

It's ALWAYS Kristen.

Maybe you think the hand-holding doesn't mean

anything to Kristen because she has held other's hands in the past.

But you can't say the same about Robert.

Robert doesn't offer his hand to just anyone...

Oh no.

No.

Robert is serious about his hand-holding.

And very selective.

I would even go so far as to say...

That he reserves his hand-holding 

for those he loves.

And the pictures have shown us...

That would be Kristen.

I wanna hold your hand...

So when does Robert go back to London?

Sooner.

Later?

Keep your eyes on the skies...

Let's hope for sooner.

This post is brought to you by my complete

love and adoration of Tom Sturridge.

Green Sheep?

Bye for now