This is the kind of mood I'm in today.
WHY you ask?
Let's just say...
Good things on the horizon...
Oh wait... did I already say good?
Marvelous, Incredible things.
It makes me ALL kinds of twirly.
And yeah... I know some people get all bent
outta shape if I even mention TWIRL
But you know what?
Who gives a shit?
|Twirl around Piglet...|
|Step lightly, Pooh...|
|This silly ol' dance is perfect for two!|
At least I'm happy..
and not foaming at the mouth with bitter hatred.
It's going to get so much worse for those people...
|Who you calling Sheep?|
Rob and Kristen are always being compared
to other 'celebrity' couples out there.
I guess all couples must behave by some
unknown guidelines to be considered 'real' or not.
Who sets these guidelines?
Well... I think its pretty obvious.
Bear in mind...
There aren't a lot of famous couples out there
who are under the same intense scrutiny and fanaticism
about their relationship.
So comparing Rob and Kristen's actions in public...
To a couple who welcome having their pictures taken...
It's not really quite fair, is it?
A lot of comparison is made to
Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev.
I'm sure you've seen it.
(which I not only watch... but enjoy)
Romance found on set.
A brooding vampire and the beautiful human girl...
I often hear
"Nina and Ian are doing it RIGHT... Suck that Shippers!"
And maybe Nina and Ian are doing it right for THEM.
I happen to like both of them...
And I think they are adorable together.
But every couple I see in magazines and on TV
doesn't immediately bring Rob and Kristen to mind.
And why should it?
Why should the way they handle their relationship
be considered WRONG by people
who have no right to judge them?
Worry about your own relationships...
I thought I would show the absolute hypocrisy
and complete bias when it comes to
Robert and Kristen.
|Airport Walk of Love.|
|Airport Walk for PR.|
|Doing it 'right' in public.|
|They can't possibly like each other!|
You see where I'm going here?
Pretty much the same behavior by two couples...
Ian and Nina are MADLY in love and doing it 'right'.
And Rob and Kristen?
They obviously can't stand each other and are
just posing for PR!
No other couple is judged so harshly
and held to such high standards
as Rob and Kristen.
Any other couple who would be together
as much as Rob and Kristen are...
Caught holding hands and kissing...
And all the other things they've done together
over the course of the last 2 1/2 years?
They would be
DOING IT RIGHT.
Rob and Kristen are definitely doing something right.
(Did I mention how twirly I am today?)
|We're happy... just the way we are.|
1. Please with the "Rob out partying every night" bullshit.
He was at Fallon's party.
That's for sure.
And maybe he was out with his friends
having a few beers...
Nothing wrong with that.
But I don't get what you expect him to do.
Should he just hide away in some corner
until he and Kristen are reunited?
He's not allowed to go out a couple of nights?
I don't understand the NEED for some people
to think of Robert as some sort of
If Rob were out carousing and picking up women
it would be ALL over the place.
But as usual.
All we get are a couple of tweets
of seeing Rob in a bar
(and even those are suspect)
quietly having a beer or two.
What's the big deal?
2. And let's get back to the tweet business.
I honestly LOVE how one person can tweet
"closed a bar with Rob Pattinson"
and its truth.
But numerous people tweet about seeing
Rob and Kristen kissing and snuggling
OH MY GOD!
LIES. LIES. LIES.
|I saw Rob!!|
Why are people such idiots?
Why do they eagerly lap up anything
as long as Rob or Kristen's name is attached?
3. Of course Rob has a house.
Him living in hotels for the last 2 1/2 years
is like him being allergic to vaginas.
Not gonna happen.
You don't accumulate a bunch of guitars
and a PUPPY
and live in a hotel.
He shares that house with Kristen
You know he does.
Rob needs Kristen.
4. Don't you just feel good things happening?
It's like this energy.
Gotta get some popcorn.
I think this is going to be so much fun.
This post is brought to you by the letter *P*
P for Popcorn!
P for PR!
I love PR couples with exit strategies.
That makes sense!
You can't shout PR whenever
Rob and Kristen are together
"I'm glad he's done with the PR bullshit
and partying it up"
when he and Kristen are apart.
Which is it?
So if he's DONE with the PR bullshit...
When he and Kristen are seen together again
in a non work related way...
(and they will be)
What will be your excuse then?
The three of them are seen walking Bear...
(and wouldn't THAT be awesome!)
|No... It can't be... NO!|
Get back to me... OK?
Bye for now