|Still together after all these years...|
I've been kinda busy.
With "real" life...
As opposed to my fake one.
So many lives.
So little time.
You may have noticed I'm not a fan of
"GET A LIFE!"
That lame line is thrown out there whenever
original thought goes out the window.
Therefore I live.
|Did you hear about Rob and Kristen?|
What's been at the ol' water cooler?
Sometimes I read this stuff
and I don't know whether to laugh at the idiocy
or cry that some of these people actually
inhabit the same planet as I do.
Because they must be fucking aliens.
They have to be.
|Let's invade the Twilight fandom!|
They will never notice us!
It's like they have no clue what sanity and reason
is all about...
The Lunatic Fringe of this fandom.
They sit there in front of their computers.
Analyzing every pixel of every picture
Hoping against hope that they will find something
that will prove their point.
They scour the internet...
searching for clues and hints
Harassing anyone who dares to mention
Robert or Kristen
on their twitter... or Facebook.
What does it mean?
What did he say?
What was he wearing?
Did he look happy?
Was she wearing the ring?
Who were they with?
Did they look sad?
|Tell me it ain't so...|
|This kiss was spontaneous.|
I get asked a lot of questions about this stuff.
One of the questions I get asked the most?
"Did Rob and Kristen break up?
Why did he only stay in London for 10 days?
They both look sad like they broke up!"
It's hard to fathom that people worry about this shit.
It really is.
Rob was in London for 10 days.
And he was seen out and about with Kristen
for just about every one.
How is that a problem?
People seem to think that Rob was
fucking chased out of London.
"He couldn't WAIT to get away from her"
Robert loves London.
He has family and friends there.
You really think he would have left
if he didn't have to?
And how is spending 10 days with someone...
And that brings us to the burning questions...
"Why was Rob at Jimmy Fallon's Emmy party?
Some blonde said they were 'bff's' and had drinks!
And Kristen went to a party after the fashion show!
What's going on??"
|Finding the truth.|
What's. Going. On.
1. Rob went to Fallon's party last year with Tom...
This year he went with Marcus.
(Yes, we all know Marcus was there)
Rob likes Jimmy?
Jimmy likes Rob?
People who were actually AT the party
(this includes Taryn) said
“Rob was really mellow, he mostly kept to himself and the two people he was with, but he definitely was not in party mode,” says an insider. Pattinson had dinner across the street before hitting Jimmy’s shindig around midnight. “He blended in and no one bothered him,” says the insider adding Rob was super “low-key” at Jimmy’s party.
Oh of course there was this one...
OK not so random.
But One tweet.
"LOOK AT ME" tweet.
Another person looking for attention.
Claiming to having drinks with Rob.
Oh golly gee whiz.
Look at that.
Someone trying to promote herself
by attaching Rob's name in her tweet.
Surely if she were "BFF's"
she wouldn't be broadcasting this over twitter?
No one else saw this intense bonding over jamison and gingers?
Color me shocked.
We are talking about Robert Pattinson here.
Shy. Quiet. Low-Key.
Someone who didn't want attention...
Just wanted to have a few drinks at the party
of his friend...
With his friends.
|Rob loves ME... Not Kristen!|
Robert is allowed to go out and have a few drinks.
He really is.
Kristen is allowed to go out, too...
|I bet Rob wanted to kiss her here. Hell... He probably always wants to kiss her!|
See... the thing is...
There is nothing to prove anymore.
There is no drama in Rob and Kristen's life...
It's just on Twitter...
Or on Facebook and Forums.
Rob and Kristen are doing just fine and dandy.
Dandy and fine.
I'm liking the word Dandy right now.
It's almost like someone's name.
Hey! Dandy! Come here and show us how FINE you are!
If some people want to cling to Rob being back in LA
as some sort of
(It was about time to drag that one out again)
And if these people want to disregard the fact
that Robert did in fact spend 10 glorious days
(That would be 9 glorious nights)
In the company of Miss Stewart
And if they want to continue to excuse all of these
trips and sightings as PR?
Let the hyenas have their bone...
It's all they have.
Because when Rob and Kristen are back together again...
(and they always are...)
They will have to continue to make excuses...
Or pretend it didn't happen.
(How many kissing and handholding pics do they deny now?)
They will just add -gate to the end of a word
Or say it was some huge Summit world dominated bullshit...
Sit back and enjoy the show!
They really are quite entertaining.
Hoping against hope that when Rob and Kristen
have to be separated for whatever reason...
That they will never come together again.
They always do.
This post is brought to you by excuses.
When 'exit strategy' doesn't work...
And when you can't explain why
Robert and Kristen
Keep showing up together
Blame it on Tom
And when you realize that
Robert and Kristen
are in fact... spending far more time together
than you ever imagined?
(Oh so much more time together)
You can always pull out the dried up "PR"
It is your 'GO TO' excuse.
Even when Rob and Kristen go out of their way
NOT to be seen.
They go above and beyond normal measures
NOT to be photographed together.
Fall back on your strange voodoo
The one that tells people to stay out of public view...
To not promote their relationship in any way...
|PR! PR! PR! PR!|
|Listen to Tom. Tom is wise. And adorable.|
He is incredibly lovable...
Bye for now