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Saturday, December 3, 2011

Dear George and Rob and Kristen

I'm gonna hug him and squeeze him and call him George.

Hi George--

I'm sorry I haven't written in a while... but you know how it goes.
I always have good intentions of writing to you more often...
I really do.
But I just don't have as much free time as I used to.
Remember when I used to post everyday?
I know.
I can't imagine doing that now.
Especially now that we are now in the beginnings of a drought.

I think I see Rob...
This fandom is pretty funny when it comes to droughts, George.
I mean...
Rob can not show up for just a few days
And people are throwing themselves off the highest building.
And I know I always try and talk a good game, George...
I act like I want some down time
Like what's good for Rob and Kristen
is exactly what Rose wants...
Yeah.
Right.
Is it selfish to 'miss' them?
I'm not sure.
But I do... just the same.

Hey there... You with the stars in your eyes...
This fandom is so greedy, George.
Nothing is ever enough.
No matter what we get a picture of...
There will always be complaining.
It's not clear enough.
Its not close enough.
They aren't smiling enough
They aren't touching enough
Enough.
Will anything ever be enough?
No.
I'm afraid it will never be.
It's part of the reason that Robert and Kristen
have decided to not share their relationship with everyone.
Where does the sharing end?
How many interviews...
How many pictures...
How much is enough?
It's better to please each other
and live their life the way they want to live it.
You know how the song goes, George...

"But it's all right now
I learned my lesson well
You see you can't please everyone so
You got to please yourself."

Sounds about right.
You're just too good to be true...

I get a lot of email, George...
And most of it is quite nice.
Supportive. Funny. Sweet.
But yeah...
You know I get Hater-Fringe Mail.
I'm still not sure why they feel the need to let
me in on what they are thinking.
Does it mean something to them if I know?
Why does it matter, George? Why?

But I will say this...
The more desperate they become
The more hilarious the emails.
I'm not sure who these people are, George...
I mean...
it very well could be one person using various names.
But while I think that sounds like a lot of work 
just to insult little ol' me...
I guess this is what they do.
Here are some tidbits
Enjoy, George...
(I left all errors in... makes it even funnier somehow.) 

1. Rob talks about marrying his fans,HAHAHAHAHAHAHA sure he is with kristen rose,that is why he said he would marry his fans,what a way to show respect to his so called gf...NOT HAHAHAHAHA he just disrespected Kristen in the worst way possible.

Huh?

2. LOL single rob is back,when was the last time you saw him so close to a fan while taking a photo?oh i know it was in 2009,before he and kristen got together,oh poor shippers

If you say so...


3. Why is Rob posing for pics all over again SO INTIMATELY with.....ready for it??........ his fav BLONDES! Shipper loons, that is a B1TCHSLAP right there for u and kristen alike from Rob himself. HUHAAHAAAA 

S C A R Y
  
4. You and the other robsteners should be prepared for a not so good news that will come out in the next days. Just an advice. xoxo.
oh and btw,he is not in London.
But... he WAS in London!
5. so rob was spotted traveling back to la alone today rose,lol suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure they are still a couple the boy couldnt wait another day for her to fly back with her?ouch
and before you start saying they were together during the weekend...remember dear rose there is no proof they even saw each other while he was london,yeah the two times he went there after september there is no proof they even saw each other,his family and friends are there you know?

P.S:get yout tissues ready you will need them this week.starting thrusday.

I wasn't the one who needed tissues...
 
 6. if rob and kristen are still together and fine then why rob left london today alone?why he didnt stay to fly back with her in a couple of days?why rose?:(

 
7.  it will be OBVIOUS to everyone including you starting this week that they are no longer together.

Still waiting on this one...


8.  are you ready to cry this week rose?because after thrusday is will be OBVIOUS to everyone your precious couple isnt together anymore,get ready.

And waiting...

9.  because you and your shippers friends will be doing a lot of crying the next days starting today,OBVIOUS is the word of the month indeed rose,as in it will be OBVIOUS how they are no more together starting by today.get ready.

Guess what? Still waiting...

10.  Get ready bitch. Akira is happening. Expect an announcement next week.the heart wants what the heart wants and kristen heart wants garrett now,he is her one and only reason to do the movie and everyone including the paps in VC knows this,karma is a bitch and your robbie boy is about to become MA 2.0.HAHAHAHAHAHA

Robbie boy?

So there you have just some of my latest emails...
Nice huh?
I know some people think I shouldn't discuss this here
That I should just talk about Rob/Kristens career.
Well.
I do that.
But I also talk about Rob and Kristen... together.
Because its lovely to see
and it makes so many people happy.
And yeah...
Sometimes the foam seeps in, George.
And I talk about that, too.

Take it.
Leave it.
Fuck off.

Yep.
There has been a lot of chatter about Nikki Reed, George.
I wasn't sure I even wanted to bring her up.
Nikki has quickly become irrelevant.
And she knows it.
But she is the one who keeps spewing her bullshit.
Some people believe that Nikki is hated because she
was supposedly with Rob before Kristen.
To that I say 
Are you fucking kidding me?
First...
I never cared for Nikki.
Even before I thought Rob and Kristen were together.
I never liked the way she attached herself to whoever
could get her the most attention.
She just seemed fake and insincere.
She was the one who hung all over Kristen (and Rob)
Not the other way around.
And I found it very annoying.
And Rob?
Personally I don't think there was anything beyond friendship there.
Nikki has stated on several occasions that there wasn't anything
between her and Rob
And come on... if there were she would have
talked about it in some way before now.
And its pretty obvious that once Rob met Kristen...
He only had eyes for her.
Yes... Rob and Nikki were friends
and they hung out together.
So what?
That automatically means they slept together?
You know what I mean... Right George?

This is it. You are DEAD to me.

Yeah.
this is all OLD news.
But Nikki is the one who keeps ripping off the scab...
I think Nikki liked Rob.
Really liked Rob.
And I think Nikki was pissed that Rob liked Kristen.
And I think that perhaps Nikki pushed a little too far
a little too much
a little too hard
and she fucked up.
Big time.
Because its as plain as Nikki's agenda
that Robert wants absolutely NOTHING to do with her.
So...
Nikki should focus on Paul McDonald and their farm
E I E I O
And stop being a Ninnie.
(heh)
Right George?
Right.

Shaggy and Scrappy Do.
And before I sign off, George...
Just one more thing.
I absolutely adore Tom Sturridge.
You knew that didn't you, George?
I kinda talk about him a lot.
Can't seem to help it...
He is always on my mind lately...

Oh Thomas... You intoxicate me...

So with that...
I will bid you adieu sweet George.
Until next time.

Bye for now

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Mary said...

Katy,

I didn't want to come right out and accuse anyone but...

It is sad. I just hope that this is nothing more than a minor annoyance to them. It isn't the first time it's happened and unfortunately it won't be the last either. Too many people with agendas.

Lilly said...

Of course it wasn't Rob who called the papps, he's being called a cheater by all the media and also some "fans". But someone did and I wonder who... someone from the restaurant, maybe? I really hope that wasn't any of the people he was with.

katy said...

PL

'Too many people with agendas'...exactly! Unfortunately there will always be people trying to take advantage of his fame.

angelica1 said...

PL - I think the same actually.The whole thing just seems off.

Lilly - At a guess I'd say Kristen reacted in the same way Rob did when she was accused of cheating with Garrett Hedlund - rolled her eyes and got on with her day. You're quite right, Kristen shouldn't have to be dragged into this disgusting cesspool of gossip and general crap but neither should Rob, he's done nothing wrong here. They're allowed to go out with friends, business associates, whoever the hell they choose and shouldn't have to deal with disgusting bottom feeders taking snaps and trying to make nothing look like something or with "nerdy bloggers" printing sensationalised "quotes" from fake sources.

I don't normally give much attention to tabloid BS and scurrilous gossip but people, a lot of whom claim to be fans, are behaving as if he's been found boiling live puppies for fun. They need to stop perpetuating this absolute fuckery and let it die a speedy death and that applies to the angry,pitchfork-wielding mob, claiming to be Kristen fans who are so caught up in their ludicrous and irrational haze of righteous indignation that they've completely disregarded the fact that she'd hate them for attacking him like this.

Dottie said...

PL, You're right. Lots of agendas. And unfortunately, when there is a popular couple like R/K who from all appearances seem to be completely devoted and faithful to each other, there are those who take great delight in trying to tear down their reputation.

I hope they both know there are lots of people who don't believe that garbage and are sending them positive thoughts and cyber hugs.

I'm slowly decorating my tree today (finally) but just can't seem to stay on task.

Sydney said...
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Sydney said...

Sorry...reposting. Couldn't handle the errors.


Thank you Angelica!!!! Perfectly stated.

I haven't really been too concerned by this. This isn't the first time either one of them have been photographed out and about with a GROUP OF PEOPLE. After nearly 3 years and nonstop fuckery, I imagine they have learned to trust each other in these types of situations. Or they wouldn't have lasted even this long.

I feel sorry for Rob...an innocent situation and people jump all over it to turn him into a cheating douche. And these, his fans. Real nice.

Claire said...

Rob on cheating stories during WFE promo - ''It's so boring. Come up with something better.''

katy said...

Claire, I remember that quote.

And nothing better than hearing from Rob himself.

youtu.be/1NvDWv7AJIY

At 1:38

Angelica, very well said!!

ali mac said...

Angelica, that was so well put!

Couples communicate and I'm sure Kristen knew exactly where Rob was going and with who, that's how it works in a normal relationship. These cretins are just waiting on the smallest thing to try and turn it into a drama, saddos!

Claire said...

katy - I love his eye roll he does.

The bloke has been very consistent with his views when it comes to relationships, which are swoonworthy btw. ANYBODY who doubts him isn't a fan of his.

Leni said...

That video of Rob fits the situation perfectly.
I'm always amazed how certain "fans" can create so much drama over nothing.
I'm sure that Kristen doesn't care about all that shit, because what her boyfriend did was just normal (minus the paps).
Guess what, I also go out with male friends and the bf hangs out with *gasp* other females and we manage to not cheat on each other.. so ridiculous. I really hope that all this BS stops soon.

As for the paps being there.. something seemed off IMO - I'm sure they were called and it sure wasn't Rob who did. This really makes me sick, I mean Rob doesn't deserve it and shouldn't get blamed for it, because he did nothing wrong.

Vangie said...

LILY! LILY! oh yes rob made a mistake, and he vis not the first nor the last, and mistakes are there to be made, oh yes kristen maybe so ashamed, because rob was caught with his hand in the cookie jar!!! NOW kristen can two either of two things, she can believe rob or the gossip, so let's see how strong is their love for each other or careers will come between them,it all come down to love, which is very rare in our world today, no one never wants to fight for love, so it's get kick back always, but i will believe for love, big time, they will be together same time next year, you bet!

Gia said...

After SOHO Rob and Sarah left together AGAIN, this time only the two of them, in a car driven by Sarah. Several people saw them leaving.

Looks like Rob may have been seeing Sarah for a while now, it seems that all the tweets during the summer linking him with a blond girlfriend were true after all. Well, he didn't stay with Kristen in London, we all know that.

The truth is, Rob and Kristen never confirmed that they were together, their relationship was always ambiguous.
But I still feel bad for Kristen, he's embarrassing her publicly. He could be more discreet about it, since he knows that a lot of people assume they are together.

katy said...
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katy said...

Catherine

Raising my two midel finger at you

STFU and F*ck off

angelica1 said...

Catherine - I think you might need this:

http://www.bondara.co.uk/extreme-dream-rabbit-silicone

Gia said...

Honestly, I didn't know what to think when I first saw the photos, but everything seems obvious now.
I mean, he managed to not be photographed with another woman during all the summer, despite all the sightings and tweets, and now, right after the end of the BD promo, he's papped with this girl? His relationship with Kristen was all PR for the movie after all? This is disgusting, really.

Mary said...

Angelica, LOL! That was priceless.

Am I the only one who thinks there is a connection between Nikki and this unknown actress having the same publicist and trolls showing up at the same time as this crapfest? We have not had trolls in a long time. I'm not referring to frigid Catherine but that other "M" one.

Leni said...

@angelica:
PMSL

@PL:
Definitely a connection there!

@Catherine:
Wow, and the "PR" stops before the second movie has come out?
Do us all a favor and go away!

Gia said...

Angelica, nice, but no thanks!

Well, you can all make fun of me, I don't care, really, and I'm going now. But if you think about all of this, you'll see that what happened is very obvious. We'll see. I bet we're not going to see Rob with Kristen anymore, at least until some twilight related event. And probably we're going to see Rob again with this girl.

katy said...

Angelica, that was hylarious

PL, your not the only one

Leni said...

Really good article about this whole situation:

http://on.vh1.com/ryxVVr

Claire said...

Someone's forgot to take their meds o_0

katy said...

Catherina

what is obvious to me is you're an IDIOT

Now GO WAY

Annie said...

I cannot believe that this stupidity is continuing. Really folks, really!
Step back, take a deep breath and stop fueling this bullshit!

There's a reason Rob and Kris don't respond to this shit. It''s irrational hostility fueled by certain members of a fandom who need validation on everything Rob and Kristen and haters who are grasping at any and everything not to be laughed off the Internet.

At this point we could see this coming from an inch away........desperation and delusion make people irrational.

katy said...

Leni, that article is excellent!!

Annie said...

Catherine: Go away!
Such blatant idiocy really isn't attractive, even on a troll!

Kenzz said...

Rose: Funny emails (if you find insanity humorous!)

The pic of George is too sweet... what a loyal companion :)

I really don't keep up with all this gossip/rags stories (I signed up for Twitter and am completely lost..lol)...but like many of you, my heart aches for our favorite duo, who have never done anything to bring on this level of antagonistic scrutiny. What a shame that fame has such a filthy downside.

((HUGS)) to Smitty, Gruff, and Syd...

Lots of appreciation to Rose, for whenever you may find time to post (remember, absence makes the heart grow fonder, so don't worry about our delayed gratification- our love just grows !! <3)

Can't wait for the recipe exchange... big holiday hello's to my witty, protective friends here in Roseland.

Gia said...

One last thing (yeah, I know, I'm really going after this), regarding the theory that is circulating on twitter that he was set up by this girl's PR team... if this is true, how do you explain that, even after being caught by the papps, he still went with her to SOHO and then to somewhere else (just the two of them)? It just doesn't make sense, I can't believe he would be THAT dumb!

angelica1 said...

Catherine - No one has to explain anything.Putting aside for a second that all you're doing is repeating rumours,assuming this were true, Rob can go where the hell he wants, when he wants. His life is not controlled by the paparazzi or by you and I.

I have absolutely no idea why you're here or why this matters so much to you but if you plan on trolling here regularly could you please decide whether you're pushing PR,cheating,or stupidity on Rob's part and stick to it? You seem confused about your agenda.

Birdie said...

Catherine,
You are REALLY in the wrong place. No one and I mean,no one, believes your drivel. Try another site where someone might give a shit.

Claire said...

And people wonder why they go 'underground'??

Rhonda said...

I see crazy is still here, spewing the same fucking bs...:(

Kenzz said...

For the life of me, I cannot understand the level of fuckery that these trolls throw about. Why do they care this much about complete strangers?

angelica1 said...

Rhonda - It's like Sunday never left :)

Claire said...

She's like a dog with a fucking bone.

angelica1 said...

Kenzz - I think it might be easier to fathom the meaning of life!

Kenzz said...

I browsed through a few of those ugly comments from Sunday... you gals must be exhausted from the constant rehashing of gossip/stupidity.

Rhonda said...

Angelica- Yeah, I see that..

Kenzz said...

angelica: Maybe that's the real key...they have NO meaning in their lives, so they search for something to fill up that gaping hole in themselves?

Annie said...

They are idiots!

Teeth said...

Dear God,

I thought we got rid of these fools.




Have a good week everyone

Anna said...

I've been on twitter for the last two days and I find it really fucking funny Nikki Reed has tweeted once. Normally she'll post something about what she is working on. My guy feeling tells me she's hiding in a corner somewhere after she did her shit!

As for Kath/Catherine or whatever the fuck her name is...keep letting her talk...the more she talks the more we'll know who she really is. Afterall, it really is a small world.

@Rose~we REALLY need a new post! To hell with this stupid shit!

Freddie said...

Hi ladies,

This is dizzying....

Angelica - great responses @ 1:20 and 5:24.

I feel so bad from both Rob and Kristen and fundamentally disappointed in a number of their so-called fans.

Hello to all the sane people here.

DreamerKind said...

@Freddie
Hello! I'm sane, and holding tight to my happy, as I know others who are wise and dear, are doing, too.

@Annie
I am well, and having fun while acting low-key in my life. You are sweet to ask.
I was still up when you posted this am, but knew I shouldn't get started on RL again. Thanks for thinking of me. Back at ya.

DreamerKind said...

For you lovelies, something sweet..

Got this from the comments on Robstenation:

http://robstenation.blogspot.com/2011/12/robs-interview-with-capricho-brazil.html#more

drabrasil said...
about talking portuguese - he (Rob)did a very good job, some words came out a little weird and people laughed at but it was good.
during the birth scene , right before he bite her in the neck, he call her ``meu amor`` twice. it means ``my love``...
please pay attention to that next time you see BD1!!!
December 5, 2011 1:13 PM

Good evening, kenzz, PL, katy, angelica, Rhonda, Anna, Teeth, Birdie, Claire and all!

@Leni
Fab link/blogpost, thanks so much. Should be spread far and wide to quiet the roaring.

DreamerKind said...

@Anna
Hello to you, too!

@Lilly
Good points, and welcome.

BBL, as phone calls are coming in stat.

Claire said...

DK - You may just be the most positive person earth <3

Leni said...

@DK:
This was the only positive article I read about this whole situation, so I thought if other people post all these negative articles, I should post a positive one ;)

And here is a video which just made me sappy :)

bit.ly/u8z0Qw

Super RN Gas Passer said...

Good Evening DK, RHONDA, ANNA,FREDDIE,KENZZ, LENI, CLAIRE.ANGELICA, ANNIE and anyone I may have missed...except for trolls...lol

I hope we are all well this evening and our Rose and TRIO are even better!!!

I hope we can all get back to normal and SOON...

I want to reiterate along the same lines as RHONDA did so eloquently yesterday...None of this (peoples private lives) is any of our business...we love them and support them with their endeavors, but it does not give any of us or trolls, media,whoever to snoop or "demand" to know ANYTHING that is private and that they dont want to discuss....I hope that this insane ridiculousness is like water rolling off a ducks back to them...We love you ROB, KRIS and TOM...and "ROSE"!

LILY..I liked your post:)

DreamerKind said...

New Rose post!!!

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