|He's laughing on the inside. Really.|
It's been a while, hasn't it? I'm sorry for not writing sooner...
There is much to talk about. Laugh about, really.
|Yes. I'm pointing at YOU.|
Where do I start, George? Where?
Hmmm. Let's see...
|Welcome to the jungle!|
How about this picture, George?
Recognize the shirt Kristen is wearing under her jacket?
Take a closer look George...
I know you don't usually notice these types of things.
But here's a hint...
Another day... another shirt.
And what was the hub-bub all about?
Some of the reactions, George...
1. Kristen desperately needs attention so
she wears Rob's clothes.
2. I'm sure both Rob and Kristen got the same shirt
3. Kristen just goes out and buys duplicates
of everything Rob owns.
4. I wear my friends clothes ALL THE TIME
it doesn't mean anything.
What do you think George?
Any of those 'reasons' sound logical?
A. The only people who really notice that Kristen
is wearing Rob's clothes would be people in the fandom.
While the average person might notice the sweatshirt
(Kristen has become a fashion icon of sorts... so her clothes get noticed)
Most would never connect it to Robert.
Kristen is out promoting her HUGE movie SWATH right now.
Does she NEED more attention?
B. Oh George.
That people are so UPSET
(I'm sure you can hear the whining)
over shared clothing is hilarious.
And to actually think that Kristen goes out and buys
copies of Rob's shirts...
|They don't share clothes. NO!!!|
It's beyond comprehension.
Bottom line, George?
Kristen and Robert share everything.
And the thing is, George...
That sweatshirt looks a bit smallish on Robert.
(Look at how short the sleeves are.)
It's very possible that it is
And Robert is the one who borrowed it.
We all know that has happened before, George
Rumor has it that this was Kristen's T-shirt
(or perhaps her brothers...)
So it's not the first time they have worn each
Nor will it be the last time.
It only cements the fact that they have
access to each others wardrobe.
Like people do when they LIVE TOGETHER.
|Mirror. Mirror. On the wall... Whose the fairest of them all?|
There were SWATH trailers and videos released
Kristen and Charlize have been giving interviews...
It's been a plethora of Kristen goodness.
And I keep watching the extended trailer, George.
There is even a part in it that makes me a bit... weepy.
It's only a fucking trailer, George...
5 hurried minutes.
And I'm already all involved and anxious
and want to see what happens next.
Charlize Theron is a goddess.
She's not only gorgeous...
But she is witty and charming and you can tell
she is looking out for Kristen...
Perhaps helping her out when she gets a bit shy.
They are the perfect team.
Kristen looks amazing.
Like... FUCKING AMAZING.
To watch the videos and trailers
and get all the good Rob and Kristen pictures.
|I just want to keep what's MINE.|
And finally, George.
The desperate Hunger Games comparison.
Some people want Kristen to fail so badly.
They will compare her to anyone they think will do 'better'.
So now the hateful will latch onto Jennifer Lawrence.
Perhaps she will save them.
So they go on and on about how much better she is.
In every conceivable way.
And believe you me, George...
I have nothing against JL
She's young and gorgeous and talented
Just like Kristen.
But people are trying so hard to make it a fight...
Like it matters to Robert.
No matter what they say about JL...
and no matter how well THG does in theaters...
It's not going to alter Robert's feelings for Kristen.
He's still going home to her every night.
He's still flying to Paris to be with her.
He's still smiling that smile only for her.
And she still is in his arms...
Whether you prefer JL or not.
Because Rob has made his choice.
It's always been Kristen.
No matter what.
So last but not least...
This letter is brought to you by my complete
adoration of Thomas Sturridge.
And by Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.
Whom I love and adore
and knowing they are happy together...
Makes me happy.
You are a wonderful stuffed dog.
And a great listener.
Until next time.
Bye for now