Rob and Kristen on a Balcony- K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

I don't know where to start.

I really don't.

I'm beyond giddy.

I'm beyond sappy.

I'm... beyond.

I'm fucking TWIRLY OK?

Got it?

That's TWIRL with a capital T

and that rhymes with C

and that stands for Cannes!!

OK.

A little twirling...

A lot of smiling

Some major giddiness and gushing.

First.

Thank you Cannes... THANK YOU!

I asked for pics of Tom and Kristen

and you delivered!

(oh I know.. . it gets better...

but first things first)

Seriously.

How fucking adorable are these two?

I love it.

I was going to say fucking love it...

But is it too much?

I can't help it today.

Sorry.

I don't use 'fuck' as some sort of vulgarity...

To me...

It just sort of EMPHASIZES the emotion.

I fucking adore Tom Sturridge.

So just a warning.

Lots of fucks.

Tom and Kristen were on the red carpet for OTR

They both looked wonderful

(And really... the scrunchy hair thing is growing on me)

Did you hear Tom talk during the press conference?

DID YOU???

Fuck.

His voice could melt polar ice caps.

And I'm not even sure what I'm saying here.

It confuzzles me.

It overwhelms me.

It makes me all melty and warm.

I mean...

He's so damn ENGLISH.

And where Rob has kinda lost a bit of his accent...

Tom's is in all of its posh glory.

And he likes the word 

EXTRAORDINARY

doesn't he?

Kristen is deservedly getting tons of accolades 

for her version of Mary Lou...

And Tom?

I don't always agree with Lainey...

But what she said about Tom is how I feel about him.

 "Tom Sturridge is incredible as Carlo Marx/Allen Ginsberg, 

at once vulnerable and light, cheeky but unforgiving. 

He was mesmerizing every time he came on.

I really wish they’d give him more chances.

Because there’s a lot of raw talent here that we’re missing out on."

Tom is mesmerizing.

And talented.

We need to see more of him.

People need to know how incredible he is.

Kristen obviously already knows how incredible he is.

OK.

Then fucking next.

Who should show up at the red carpet?

O fucking K

Does anyone wear at Tux like Robert?

Does anyone?

It's like Cannes brings out absolute sexiness from the man.

(Kristen agrees.)

Yes.

He showed up at OTR premiere.

Yes.

Was it for Kristen?

Of course it was!
He was there for his girl.

All bets are off now.

All the fucking cards are on the table.

And after the screening?

5 (10?) minutes of clapping.

And look.

Just fucking look at her face looking at his face.

How adorable is that?

And we all know it gets better.

The after party.

The fucking after party.

You know...

Where they all drink and talk and laugh

and kiss and snuggle and dance like penguins?

Yeah. 

That fucking party.

I always hesitate using pics like these...

Because it feels like such an intrusion.

But sorry Rob and Kristen...

I can't fucking help it.

You were both so damn adorable and cute

and sweet!

And all those fucking idiots out there...

You know the ones.

The ones claiming Rob was there for Tom

(which I'm sure he's very proud of his friend)

But riddle me this, Batman

Where is Tom in this scenario?

Everything you heard about Rob was how he 

was ALL about Kristen

(nothing new there)

He was next to her ALL night.

(nothing new there)

He was affectionate and protective

and sweet and funny

(nothing new there)

And as much as I love Tom...

We ALL know why Rob was there last night.

And that brings me to this...

They are running off the fucking cliff now.

They can't stop themselves.

I mean the excuses are now cringe worthy

not that they ever made sense

But now there is such desperation and denial

(Is that like a non denial denial of the denial?)

1. Rob was there with his 'people'

So we know its just work/business.

2. Rob is SO drunk!

That's the only reason he behaves like that with her.

3. Rob and Kristen are just promoting BD2

and kissing to garner attention

for the MTV Movie Awards!!

3. DAMAGE CONTROL!!

OTR didn't do well!!

She pissed off everyone in France
So they are deflecting with PRsten!

4. Those pics on the balcony are ALL PR!

They are looking at the camera!

Those don't mean anything...

I bet the video will show the truth!

Oops.

Be careful what you wish for Ninnies...

Not only is the video so much more adorable than the pictures

It shows how truly affectionate and intimate they are

with each other.

It shows how sweet and loving  they are with each other

It shows...

Two people in LOVE.

Go to Robstenation and watch it.

Again. and Again.

and then again.

It never gets old.

It's brilliant.

It's Rob and Kristen

being

Rob and Kristen.

Final Thoughts?

Your time is up Nasty Ninnies

You got nothing.

Outside of mild amusement...

You are irrelevant.

Kristen beat your ass.

She wins.

She has a phenomenal career.

She's naturally gorgeous.

She's talented

Rich beyond measure

And she has Rob.

Yes.

Robert loves Kristen.

If you ever had a shred of doubt

about how that boy feels about her...

(and I can't imagine having any doubts)

He shows it in that video.

I imagine they both woke up this morning...

and just started laughing in pure joy.

They are 2 of the luckiest people on this earth.

In the prime of their lives...

and they are together

and in love.

They win.

This post is brought to you by Cannes.

It's been amazing so far...

What happens next?

And of course...

This post is brought to you by my 

complete adoration of

Thomas Sturridge

Can it get any better?

Wait and see.

Until next time.

Bye for now