Rob and Kristen- One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

This is for all the SHOUTY CAPS emails I get...

You know the ones I mean

I've shared them on occasion.

I'm not sure how these people keep functioning.

Wait.

I don't know how they function in life at all.

Can some people be that deluded and irrational

and carry on a regular life?

I'm kinda doubting it.

"Rose- Get ready to cry! Rob will never go to London!"

Ouch.

That's gotta sting...

Ah... Who could forget the great Ear Debate of 2012?

It appears that Rob got to London around the same time

as Kristen did... Coincidence?

I think not.

"Rose- Rob is only in London for work and to see his family"

Damn.

That must hurt a bit...

Rob followed Kristen 2 hours outside of London

to where her press junket was being held.

And they stayed in this hotel nearby...

Yes.

Together.

"Rose-- Rob is in London for his birthday

with his family and friends and SHE isn't there!"

So much ANGST over whether Kristen was at 

Robert's birthday party!

Really?

Rob was with her this whole damn time...

and NOW you think Kristen won't show up at his party?

Really?

Yes... she almost got in unnoticed...

But the Fandom CSI caught sight of her Nikes 

and her hair.

I'm guessing her BG was hint enough...

But can I be honest?

I only had eyes for Thomas.

(his hair thing is kinda mesmerizing...

not sure if that's good or bad)

But of fucking course she was there.

Where else would she be??

Really?

"HAHAHAHA ROSE! The ONLY reason Rob showed up

at the after party was to network.

He wasn't even with her"

Keep digging that grave.

It must really be deep by now...

Like through the center of the earth?

Awww... lookie what we have here.

Not only is Robert sitting with Kristen

But so is his sister!

That must really burn, huh?

So much chatter about how Robert's family

supposedly doesn't like Kristen

(Although they welcomed her into their home during Christmas)

Well... let's face it

If you listened to these lunatics

You would believe that NO ONE likes her.

And if they ever said they did

It was a LIE!!

Or they were on Summit's payroll.

Of course.

Needless to say

Robert spent all his time with Kristen

until she left for Berlin.

Together.

I imagine they will reconnect soon enough.

I mean...

Cannes is this coming weekend... yes?

Heh.

Quick note on the another email 

I received this morning

"Rose- I've heard that Charlize HATES Kristen and

is only pretending to be friends! She ignores her 

when the cameras aren't on them."

THAT is not a 'fake' hug.

Nice try though.

I know you want everyone to be as bitter

and full of foaming bile as you are...

But people who actually KNOW Kristen

ADORE her.

And no one is making Charlize hug Kristen this way

I have a feeling that you don't make 

Charlize do anything she doesn't want to do.

Final thoughts.

Maybe this isn't a popular opinion...

But I didn't 'get' Kristen's dress at the London premiere.

(Not that I know anything about fashion)

Although I did love the back of the dress

She still looked wonderful

and I think Kristen could wear a sack and look gorgeous.

I DO love this red dress from the Berlin promo today...

It suits her body perfectly

and she looks beautiful.

I love the red.

She should wear it more often.

It's a great color on her.

This post is brought to you by ON THE ROAD

I cannot tell you how excited I am for CANNES

and to see more about this movie.

And of course that opinion might be a bit

biased because of my complete adoration of

Thomas Sturridge.

How fucking adorable does he look in this picture??

OK.

I'm pretty damn excited about Cosmopolis, too...

I'm thrilled that Robert is getting such a buzz for this movie.

And seeing Robert and Kristen and Thomas

Possibly TOGETHER?

**SIGH**

Hey.

A girl can dream.

If you don't have dreams...

How can they come true?

Until next time.

Bye for now