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Saturday, June 2, 2012

Rob and Kristen- Surprise!



is doing pretty good so far this weekend...
and that's just counting Friday.

Yeah... there have been mixed reviews.
But isn't that expected?
But a lot of positive feedback from people
like Roger Ebert...
Who I consider the KING of Movie Critics.
You can't please everyone... all of the time...
but SWATH is pleasing a lot of people
most of the time.

And all those bitter fools out there...
should get used to seeing Kristen look like this.

Because every lie has come back to bite the haters in the ass.
They have been wrong at every turn.

And this handsome fellow is still her guy.
No matter what anyone else wants...
or thinks...
Robert has made his choice

Guess what?
It's Kristen!

So stop haunting her

Nothing anyone says will suddenly make him
change his mind...
It's pretty clear his mind is made up

Stop obsessing over things 
that you can't control.

Kristen wins!
She always does.
Get used to it.

This post is brought to you by the letter S

S for

BOTH Robert and Kristen
have recently talked about quitting.
It makes sense that they would do it at the SAME time....
Doesn't it?
Can you imagine trying to quit and being around someone
who was smoking?
And let's not even go into how it would be kissing them.
I never have smoked...
But I've dated guys who have.
And kissing them was like tasting a cigarette...
without inhaling.
So good for them for trying to quit.
And good for them for doing it

S for 

(I have to wait until Monday)
But if you can see it this weekend...
I've heard GOOD things
from GOOD people.

S for 
Thomas Sturridge

Need I say more?

And last but not least...
S for

One of my favorite sayings is
"It's a shame stupidity isn't painful"
But I think it is...
That's why we hear so much damn whining
and complaining all the time.

And S for 

The MTV award show.
I get that some people are upset.
I guess I don't blame you.
I liked watching Rob and Kristen together too.
While disappointing that they won't
be there together...
It's not that serious.
Is it?
I bet the world doesn't end.
(unless he shows up)
(I'm kidding)
(I think)
(Yes, I am)
(Get out your decoder rings for that one)

S for
Be happy.
Rob and Kristen are!

Until next time

Bye for now

(Still in a trance...)


Groovie said...

Yes! Everyone go see SWATH!
Its even better the second time :)
Happy for Kristen & cast/crew that its being well received!
It truly is a beautiful film

No sense in anyone getting worked up about the MTVMA. Their agenda was clear from the get-go. Sure it won't be as fun without Rob there, but Kristen will go, do her duty and hopefully have some fun!
It is what it is, no bitching or complaining will change MTV's decision and it won't create a magical teleportation device for Rob so that he can go to.

Love how happy Rob & Kristen have been, good things professionally and personally will put a smile on your face!

Hope Rob has safe travels to Toronto, poor guy is probably good and ready to head home by now! Traveling is great but nothing quite like being at home and in your own bed!

Hi to all the regs, hope u have a wonderful weekend!

Dottie said...

Congrats to the entire SWATH team on their big opening week end!

If winning Best Kiss means something to Rob and Kristen, then I hope they win. Hopefully there won't be riots in the streets if they don't! LOL

Safe travels to Rob as he finishes up his promo duties. Hopefully he and Kristen can have some down time together when he gets back to LA. They must be exhausted!

((Hugs)) to all my Roseland pals!

Kelly said...

Hi Rose! I had a silly thought the other day, and I have to share it with you. I'd love to see Rob and Kristen at the MMA's, but like you I agree it wouldn't be the end of the world. We'll always have Cannes.
Anyway, my silly thought is this: let's say Rob and Kristen do win best kiss; I think it would be funny and cute if Rob was there via satellite, and he and Kristen just blew each other a kiss. That would crack me up! I told you it was a silly idea. :o) I hope your weekend is a good one. Hi to everybody! xoxo Kelly1918

Berry said...

Good evening everyone! I am so happy for Rob and Kristen...their success is so great to see. Of course we will miss Rob at the MMA's but at least we can enjoy Kristen. I know they will be glad when all the press is complete. I will see SWATH for the first time tomorrow! I am thrilled it has done so well this weekend!

Kay said...

It's great to hear that SWATH has been getting some really good reviews! I'm looking forward to seeing it soon, once my crazy-busy settles down a bit. Oh, and the jerks with their tired "Kristen never smiles" crap are clearly not looking at the right pictures of her....from what I've seen, she has been glowingly happy (Rob, too.) I hope that they are going to be able to gets some rest and breathe soon after their hectic promo schedules....relax a bit and enjoy the happiness and their success. :)

Take care everyone...have a wonderful rest of the weekend!! <3

Kelly - I love your idea for an acceptance if they win tomorrow...very cute.

Barbara Fenwick said...

Good evening Roselanders. I haven't seen SWARTH yet (hopefully tomorrow) but I am so excited to hear such good things for the movie. Kristen has worked so hard, she deserves a successful movie, along with all the rest of the cast.

I too am disappointed that Rob won't be at the MMAs, but at least Kristen will be there.

Enjoy the weekend everyone and try to go see SWARTH to support our girl.

Litmom said...

Hey, ROSE!

Thanks for today's post! It was a "must", seeing as how SWATH is KILLING IT at the box office.
Woo Hoo!

Like Groovie said - it IS even better the SECOND time (and I have a feeling I'll still love it when I sneak into a matinee next week...shhhh, don't tell!)!

I know Kristen and Rob have got to be ready for a bit of a break, so they can spend some quiet time together. They have both been going 90 to nothin' for weeks now. I think it's time for a few lazy days on the beach, some time to try out a few new recipes - heck, a NAP, even!

Kelly, I like your MTV idea :-)!

Have a great evening, guys!

ADD said...

I'm really happy they're trying to quit smoking. Due to my work, I've seen a 34 year old mother of two die of smoking-induced lung cancer. It was probably one of the worst work days I've ever had.

I'm checking SWATH tomorrow! Preparing myself to be amazed.

Melinda said...

I hope everyone is enjoying their weekend!

I just got home from a GNO. We went to see SWATH. Wore my purple plaid chucks so I could feel like royalty.

So SWATH...it was flippin amazing! I loved it! Visually is was stunning. Every one of the actors did a great job. Kristen especially can say so much without opening her mouth. I think she was able to use that strength for this character so well!

Well done to the cast and crew on making this film live up to the hype!! I am so ready to go back and see it at least one more time!

The reactions I've been seeing about the MMA's over the past few days has been entertaining to say the least. MTV kinda shot themselves in the foot this year and now they seem to be scrambling to appease the fandom. I'm just going to sit back and enjoy the shows.

Rob and Kristen both have been crazy busy promoting their projects. I hope as soon as they wrap up this part of their job they can reconnect and get some R & R. Pretty sure they both need it!

Katy- Congrats to you on giving up smoking! Big feat!

Olivia and LitMom- You both survived another school year. I hope you enjoy your summer break!

This woman is coming down from her SWATH high and needs some shuteye. Have a wonderful and relaxed rest of your weekend!

katy said...

Hello Rose and Roseland,

Cosmopolis is a fascinating intriguint movie. SWATH is amazing. Rob and Kristen performances in their respective movies are PHENOMENAL.

I think MMA is going to suck this year, Rob isn't there and I think that we are not even going to sse Kristen that much and I also don't think Rob and Kristen are going to win Best Kiss this year because fans are not voting as fiercely as in previous years because they are mad at MTV. But if they happen to win Best Kiss, I think Kelly idea for the acceptance very cute.

Wishing Rob a safe travel to Toronto.

Melinda, thank you! :))

Happy Sunday everyone

Super RN Gas Passer said...

Good Morning Dear ROSELAND


I love your post...If practice makes purr...fect( yes...I misspelled it on purpose )...then you are THERE! I agree if any two people have ever in the history of the world MADE UP THEIR MINDS...IT IS R and K!!!

In response to an earlier post about K acting like Bella or not smiling enough....it's true that we at ROSELAND are fans and when you like someone it's hard to find fault..BUT...SWATH is a very different adaptation of Snow White....IT'S NOT THE ONE YOU WATCHED WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE!!!! I am going to see it this afternoon, but I can tell from all I've read and the scenes I have seen that K is playing the role exactly as she was instructed to do. I'm not in the " industry" but I know these scenes are worked out in advance and a lot of preparation and thought goes into it. Don't blame an actor if the directors vision is different from what you expected!

Have a lovely day Everybody!

Super RN Gas Passer said...

I Forgot to Say also.... ( sorry...too much time on my hands this morning...fixing to go )..

I'm somewhat relieved that Rob won't be at the MMA for the " kiss". Maybe they won't even win...( How could they not? Haha...

Point being that I bet it hey are thrilled to not have to go through it again. I could be wrong but I think they want to move on from that...I would imagine it to be somewhat embarrassing after awhile..like..can't anybody else win this category????


Annie said...

Morning all!

I first saw SWATH on Friday afternoon at 1:30PM ( I would've done the midnight showing but after a long day, sleep was calling and I had a very early Friday morning)
and at that time the cinema was quite full with every demograhic.
I'm going to see it again on a bigger screen again today because it is that visually stunning.

I thought the cast was brilliant (everyone of them)
Kristen played Snow White as I thought she should, you felt her innocence, the good in her and her determination to defeat the Queen.
Kristen can convey so much without the need for words.

When SWATH was presented at Comi-con, I felt then that we were in for a treat and we we have been.
For a first time director, Rupert Sanders really delivered.

If you haven't seen it yet go!
If you have seen it, I think most of you are like me and want to see it again!
Not at all surprised with the great box office. :)

Have a great Sunday.

Leni said...

Thanks for posting, Rose!

I saw SWATH yesterday and I'm going again tomorrow and taking the BF with me.
The cinema was packed full with men and women of all ages and everyone really seemed to like it!

Annie - you have written everything that I'm thinking about the movie and because I can't say it any better than that, I am just going to agree with all you have said :)

Have a great Sunday everybody :)

Rhonda said...

Hi all, I hope everyone is enjoying a nice weekend...

Well, I saw SWATH last night and I loved it! Kristen's portrayal is everything you expect Snow White to be, but at the same time, so much more. I agree with what many of you have already said in that she expresses so much without saying a single word. She is amazing in this movie, as was the entire cast. Also, and again repeating what's already been stated, this movie is visually stunning. It's definitely one you want to see on the big screen.

Annie- I'm seeing it again next weekend with another set of friends. Can't wait!

Rhonda said...

Katy- I just read Melinda's comment that you stopped smoking too. Good job!

Hope said...

Hi All!

WOW! We saw SWATH yesterday and LOVED it! Kristen was born to play this role...she completely embodies the spirit of Snow White.

Kristen has the GIFT of conveying every thought and emotion through her GORGEOUS, spellbinding green eyes. She is so beautiful on screen...just breathtaking!

My favorite moments include Kristen riding horseback on the beach...THRILLING!
Loved the Huntsman's words to Snow White when she is lying dead and he talks about his wife.

Ohhhh....and I silently cheered and got goosebumps during Snow White's finale.....THE SPEECH....EPIC!

The cinematography, costumes, music, acting....ALL of it is spectacular.

And....Chris Hemsworth...love, love him. Sam too!

Cannot wait to see Kristen tonight and disappointed Rob won't be there mainly because it has been a tradition the past 3 years.

Congratulations to Kristen and the cast of SWATH and their box office success.
Bring on the sequel!

Birdie said...

Well,I just returned from SWATH. Rupert Sanders made a GRAND movie. It was visually stunning, exciting and all the performances were stellar. Charlize was beautifully wicked and sad. I officially have a crush on Chris Hemsworth and Sam was right up there. The costumes were amazing.
Our lovely Kristen...she is so mesmerizing on screen. She transitioned from gentle soul to fierce warrior perfectly. They should all be so proud.
Anyway, can't wait to see it again!

Leni said...

Katy - Congratulations on quitting smoking!

LIZ said...

Hi Rose & Roseland!!

Thank you again, Rose, for being OUR voice of reason in this crazy fandom of RK. I'm so happy about them quitting smoking, I used to smoke and it's a really hard thing to quit. I wonder if Tom is quitting also since he's going to be a Dad and I'm wondering if that might have something to do with RK's decision. She has friends with children and he has friends with children and they seem very respectful of others so I'm guessing they wouldn't smoke around the kids. Nowadays, life is just easier if you don't smoke.

If they win Best Kiss tonight, I'm hoping that they filmed something for all the fans, you know one of their crazy jokes OR, maybe he'll surprise everyone and show up. Would be crazy if he did since he said he has to be in Toronto tomorrow.

Robin said...

Hi Rose and everyone. I just returned from seeing SWATH and loved it. It was visually beautiful and also beautifully cast and acted. I thought the part of Snow White was tailor-made for Kristen. A real winner!

DreamerKind said...

Their kiss, their kiss, is bliss, and won the MTV award for the fourth year.

Super RN Gas Passer said...

Hi Everybody

I enjoyed SWATH very much today. I have read so many wonderful comments here and on Robstenation. I can't really add anything that hasn't already been said. Kristen, you were just wonderful ...captivating, believable, sincere, honest, fierce, beautiful,compassionate and riveting. Congrats! Also for best kiss...!!!!!!!!

Super RN Gas Passer said...

Conrats also for BEST PICTURE. BD Part 1!!!!!!!!

olivia said...

Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!

Congratulations dear Rob and Kristen!
Congratulations to the entire cast and crew and all involved in BD I.

Doing the happy dance and smiling!
Yes, life is good!

Hugs for Rob and Kristen.
Hugs for y'all.
Hugs for Smitty, Gruff and Syd.

DreamerKind said...

Another special day, a gift from them to us, and back again to them. The circle is unbroken.

Bess Kiss-MTV
Best Movie-MTV
Best Actors-(I say) Rob & Kristen

DreamerKind said...

Home in time for the above good news! Very tired from my weekend frolicking with family.

Saw Bel Ami on tv but can't wait until it's in the theatre. Addicting performances and story.

Thinking of you Rose, Smitty, Gruff, Syd/Ami and ya'll!

Birdie said...

Congratulations Rob and Kristen for Year #4! Hooray for BD 1, Bill, cast and crew!
Kristen was all kinds of cute last night.
Another great week to all in Roseland!

Dottie said...

Happy Monday!

Congrats to Rob and Kristen on their Best Kiss win. They must have quite a collection of golden popcorn by now. :)

Have a great day everyone!

DreamerKind said...

On Twitter, keeping up with Rob's Toronto premiere. What a way to spend some idle time getting filled up with happy happenings in others lives.

Saw your previous comment about feisty me.
Yeah, I crack like an egg sometimes. You just have to hit the right spot with some particular pressure and I splatter my yoke!

Don't go for compliments couched in insults!

You got my back, too. <3

By the way, hello Rose's world!

Litmom said...

Evening, all!

Yes, dear DK- I've got 'ya! Any melodies tonight? Is our Rob heading home for a reunion with his girl? Maybe "Reunited and feels so good..."

Ongoing congrats to Kristen for her MTV victories AND for a BIG victory at the box office! Snow White reigns! Think I'll go back tomorrow.

Big hugs to all, & that includes Smitty, Gruff, & Syd and his honey.

Super RN Gas Passer said...


Son is having minor surgical procedure so we are in Charleston SC...tooks hubs to SWATH yesterday down here and he enjoyed it...we saw it in a dinner theater...never been in one before...we had just eaten at a seafood restaurant in Shem Creek so we didn't eat there...very neat though...

Cograts ROB...looks like a fine showing in Canada...can't wait to see Cosmopolis!

DK..u around this evening?

Super RN Gas Passer said...

Did you see those pics of K for Julys Vanity Fair? Holy Moly Guacamole! GORGEOUS...

OK...going to try to go back to sleep...Good night!

DreamerKind said...

I've been peeking at the fabulous VF pics, and the Toronto premiere, inbetween long phone calls from family. Hope your son gets well quickly. Sounds like you and the hubs are keeping amused!

I appreciate your request for tunes and will post some soon. There certainly is plenty to inspire them!

Also, Happy Diamond Jubilee to our UK buds. Watched some Piers Morgan highlights of it, and everyone I saw, looked like they were having so much fun!

I'll be sleeping early tonight, saying nitey, night.

Annie said...

Let me say again just how much I Iove and admire Kristen Stewart!
Can't wait to get my hands on July's Vanity Fair!

@Leni: SWATH was even better the second time around! :)

Morning all!

Annie said...

Just picked up my copy of July's Vanity Fair with Kristen on the cover.
It was the last one in the third store I checked.
Online the pictures look great but in the pages of the magazine itself, the pictures are beyond spectacular!
Gorgeous, Gorgeous Kristen!

olivia said...

Morning dear Rose and Roseland,

Overwhelmed by Kristen's beauty, poise and elegance in the Vanity Fair issue for July. The video feature of the shoot is spectacular.

Bravo, dear Kristen. So proud of you and Rob and how you both hold dear these words....." To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man."

May Rob and Kristen enjoy some wonderful private time with each other, family and friends. May home be a treasured sanctuary of respite and renewed creativity.

Have a beautiful Tuesday.
Hugs for y'all.
Hugs for Smitty, Gruff and Syd.
Life is good.

ali mac said...

Hi everyone, I've been away since Friday with very bad internet access and I have so much to catch up on!!

So good to see everyone has enjoyed SWATH, I'm looking forward to seeing it I'm just not sure when I'll get :0(

ANGELICA I was wondering if you did anything fun for the Jubilee. We had a "fun day" on Saturday and then went to a parade and fireworks and the lighting of a beacon yesterday. It was a great weekend and we have the Olympic torch in our town today and tomorrow. So it's been a busy weekend of one offs for us all!!

Dottie said...

Hey everyone!

I'm in awe of the Vanity Fair spread. Beautiful settings, beautiful clothing, & beautiful Kristen. You can't go wrong! The interview is really good, too. I wish more writers did their homework and were as respectful of their subject as the VF writer was.

It's a beautiful day here and I'm heading out the door. Hope you all have a good one!


Leni said...

Annie - SWATH really was even better the second time around! The bf enjoyed it too :)

I thought that Kristen was really sweet while accepting the Best Kiss Award and that dress was great!

The Vanity Fair photos look absolutely amazing and the interview is a good one!

I'm now trying to catch up on all the Toronto goodness.

Have a great day everybody :)

angelica1 said...

Hi Everyone, I hope you're having a great week.

We saw SWATH yesterday and loved it. Kristen and Charlize were especially good.I can't wait to see it again.

The Vanity Fair pics are gorgeous and I think the interview is one of the best I've read. I loved Rob's quotes, it's nice to hear from someone who really knows her!

ali mac - Mr Angelica was unexpectedly home for a few days,so we've just been chilling really.His flight's just left so I'm feeling a bit sorry for myself at the moment :) We have the Olympic torch the weekend after next I think.

Em said...

Hi guys I haven't been here forever n can't even try to catch up but from what I see ur all okay
Angelica :( I'm sorry i know how u feel cause hes not here n I miss him alot I hope ur mr comes back soon :) okay just had a second n wanted to say hii stay happy

DreamerKind said...

Well She Is And He's Happy Too

Bobby's Girl

Marcie Blane:

(You're not a kid anymore)
When people ask of me
What would you like to be
Now that your not a kid anymore
(You're not a kid anymore)

I know just what to say
I answer right away
There's just one thing
I've been wishing for...

I want to be Bobby's girl
I want to be Bobby's girl
That's the most important thing to me...

And if I was Bobby's girl
If I was Bobby's girl
What a faithful
Thankful girl I'd be

Each night I sit at home
Hoping that he will phone
But I know Bobby has someone else
(You're not a kid anymore)

Still in my heart I pray
There soon will come the day
When I will have him all to myself...

I want to be Bobby's girl
I want to be Bobby's girl
That's the most important thing
To me

And if I was Bobby's girl
If I was Bobby's girl
What a faithful
Thankful girl I'd be
I want to be Bobby's girl

Thank you/shannonwaxwell

DreamerKind said...

Rob & Kris-Oh You Two!

Sixteen Reasons

Connie Stevens:

(Sixteen reasons)
Why I love you

(One) the way you hold my hand
(Two) your laughing eyes
(Three) the way you understand
(Four) your secret sighs
They're all part of sixteen reasons
Why I love you

(Five) the way you comb your hair
(Six) your freckled nose
(Seven) the way you say you care
(Eight) your crazy clothes
That's just half of sixteen reasons
Why I love you

(Nine) snuggling in the car
(Ten) your wish upon a star
(Eleven) whispering on the phone
(Twelve) your kiss when we're alone

(Thirteen) the way you thrill my heart
(Fourteen) your voice so neat
(Fifteen) you say we'll never part
(Sixteen) our love's complete
Those are all of sixteen reasons
Why I love you

(Sixteen reasons)
Why I (why I) love you

Thank you/IAKIZabuza

DreamerKind said...

Queenly Kristen In Couture Or Hobo

Poetry In Motion

Johnny Tillotson:

When I see my baby
What do I see
Poetry in motion

Poetry in motion
Walkin' by my side
Her lovely locomotion
Keeps my eyes open wide

Poetry in motion
See her gentle sway
A wave out on the ocean
Could never move that way

I love every movement
And there's nothing I would change
She doesn't need improvement
She's much too nice to rearrange

Poetry in motion
Dancing close to me
A flower of devotion
A swaying gracefully

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

Poetry in motion
See her gentle sway
A wave out on the ocean
Could never move that way

I love every movement
There's nothing I would change
She doesn't need improvement
She's much too nice to rearrange

Poetry in motion
All that I adore
No number-nine love potion
Could make me love her more

Thank you/Nocaro

DreamerKind said...

Hail, Annie, Olivia, ali mac, Dottie, Leni, Angelica1, Em & Lovelies!

Starting early, need a lift, and here I'll find one, from a tad, sad bit of news, an ailing friend. She loves music, too.

Bless us, every one!

DreamerKind said...

Another Go Around

Doris Day:

I want to have another go around
Another go around
At this old world
This good old world

And when I do
I still will love
No one but you
Cause you're the one
Who made my dreams come true

I want to have another go around
Another go around
At this old life
This good old life

If you are there
I know I'll find you
Cause you and I
Have so much love to share

These precious moments of love
Will never come again
Let me hold you close
Till forever and then

I want to have another go around
Another go around
At loving you
My whole life through

Oh stars above
Please grab me
What I'm dreaming of
Another go around
With love

Thank you/manfreadstraw

olivia said...

Dear DK,
A big hug for you. Sorry to hear you have a friend who is ailing. Sending positive, caring thoughts your way to share with her.

Returning this beautiful and soothing vid on back to you. Take care.


Have a good evening and sweet dreams.

Litmom said...


WOW! The VANITY FAIR spread is STUNNING! And I loved the accompanying video. Plus, all the entertainmnet shows were doing spots this evening - such fun!

DK - so sorry about your friend. Sending up prayers and a virtual hug for you to pass along.

Super, I hope your son is doing okay. I love the "Dinner and a Show" theatres. They're my husband's fave.

Have a great evening, Roselanders. Saw SWATH again today. Should I stop before it becomes a problem?

DreamerKind said...

Such a lovely song by Donovan, "Deep Peace", and I thank you. I have peace for I believe that not even death does us part.

Thank you, also, and hope you have recovered. Life is like this but we are unchanging, eternal.

Dottie said...

Hey DK, I'm sorry about your friend. Will be sending good thoughts her way.

Em, It's always nice when you pop in! Sounds like you are a busy girl these days. :)

Angelica, I hope Mr Angelica isn't away for too long. It's no fun being apart. ((Hugs))

Take care!

DreamerKind said...

New post!