That's never a good thing.
We have Kristen looking phenomenal in Australia
We got a 14 second teaser from Breaking Dawn 2
(It still amazes me what they manage to squeeze into 14 seconds)
And let's not forget the picture of Rob in a bar.
This fandom exploded at that.
Some saw Rob sitting at a bar with some friends...
Some saw Rob being a cheating manwhore
Some saw Rob being single!
Which brings me to this post.
A few years ago I did a "Robsten Rorschach" test.
You look at a picture and tell what you see.
And that is so fitting for this fandom.
Because everyone sees something different.
So let me introduce our players:
(Yes... their brains are being sucked out of their nasty heads)
(Always waiting for the other shoe to drop)
(Well, the name speaks for itself.)
(As normal as you can get with this fanbase)
Let's start with an easy one...
What if there is a crack in the pavement and they trip and fall
and their hands are torn apart! What will we do then??
They know the paps are there.
PR! PR! PR!
I can see Kristen flipping them off!!
Why isn't he making more of an effort
to hold her hand back?
that kinda started it all.
Rob looks so happy.
Kristen looks happy.
Why is Rob so close to that girl?
Who is that girl? Why does she have to be there?
Rob looks like he thinks KStew smells.
He's only getting close to her because it's loud
and he wants her to hear what he's saying.
He is using Kris to get attention!
He was probably there to see a dozen different girls.
One of my favorite pictures!
The smile on his face says it all.
If he were any closer they would be kissing...
Where is her necklace?
Are they fighting? Is something wrong?
Why does Rob look so upset? WHY??
I think this picture was staged.
As usual they look miserable together.
Rob looks like he hates that shes touching him!
She's only trying to get his lighter from him.
He looks thrilled to be with Kris.
He probably can't wait until she goes out of town again
so that he can go hit the bars.
Garrett would never do that.
I have a feeling that although this picture
wasn't meant to be seen by the public...
This is how Rob and Kristen are ALL the time.
He better not be smiling at another girl!
Why aren't they just married already?
Did they just have a fight so Kristen is being nice to him?
Is she wearing her ring?? Is she??
This is so staged!
They knew the paps were there.
Kristen is about to flip off someone!
Rob looks uncomfortable next to her.
Why is he in Paris anyway?
It MUST be work related.
It must be!
He should have his arm around her!
Kris always has to do everything.
He's a douche and a wanker.
JUST to be with Kristen.
Look how happy he is!
He is exactly where he wants to be.
Rob has signed on for 5 movies!
How are they ever going to be together again!
What if they don't do BD2 promo together?
Is she wearing her ring?
I wish they could just stay in this bubble forever.
What if it pops? Do bubbles pop?
What are we going to do if it pops?
PR! PR! PR!
Rob is SO drunk he would be all over anyone.
He has to be drunk to be with her.
It looks like he is just consoling her.
They NEVER kissed.
It's all smoke and mirrors!
Rob is just counting the days until he can
be away from HER forever!
They knew the cameras were there!
I will never believe they are together!!
She's flipping someone off!
Huh? He's a lousy boyfriend.
He's probably drunk off his ass. Again.
Kristen has to deal with so much.
Where is Garrett?
Who cares if he's dating someone else.
I want Garrett!!!
Rob and Kristen snuggling and kissing and hugging
and kissing and hugging and laughing and kissing
and hugging and snuggling and kissing ...
Never. Get. Old.
So that concludes our Robsten Rorschach Test.
People see what they want to see.
Nothing is ever simple.
A Kiss is never just A Kiss.
It gets twisted and dissected
to fit an agenda.
But at the end of the day?
It really is just a KISS.
Just two people in love.
1. I hope you giggled (at least a little bit)
at this post.
If you didn't... that's OK
It's not serious business.
But if you got annoyed at what I said...
Or thought I was talking about you?
I haven't used this saying in a while...
If the shoe fits
Slide that bitch on.
This post is brought to you by...
When he smiles...
And this post is also brought to you by
my new favorite smiley.
This is for all the fools and idiots out there
who hate just for the sake of hating.
Until next time.
Bye for now