This is some good shit.
And by shit...
I mean shit.
The 'fandom' was ablaze yesterday
(and I quote fandom because I really don't
think most of the people in it
are actually fans at all)
because some pictures came out of
Rob talking to a *gasp*
You better sit down.
And as usual this community of people
didn't let me down.
Reactions were EVER so much better
than the action.
We got the Ninnies screeching
ROB IS SINGLE!
KSLUT IS GETTING WHAT SHE DESERVES!
EAT IT SHEEP!
We get the Berts whining
ROB IS A CHEATER!
HE DOES THIS ALL THE TIME!
We get the Robsesssed preaching
I DON'T CARE WHO HE IS WITH
AS LONG AS HE IS HAPPY!
(and as long as it's not with Kristen)
We get the Shaky Shippers
who flip out over everything
no matter what happens.
ROB IS WEARING WHITE!!
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN??
WHY IS HE TALKING TO THAT GIRL?
HE BELONGS TO KRISTEN!!
And of course the fans who just
believe that Rob and Kristen are together
and don't let a picture turn them into lunatics.
(like me of course!)
Unfortunately those fans aren't as entertaining...
So here's what I think...
Remember this picture?
I kinda cropped out the two (very pretty) girls
(didn't know if they would want to be on my blog)
who very cleverly took this picture.
It was taken the same night as the MYSTERY blonde.
What do we see?
We see Rob...eyes glowing with the white t-shirt
standing behind a group of people sitting down.
Guy with black shirt and beard
(WHO IS HE??? WHY IS HE NEXT TO TOM??)
(WHY DOESN'T ANYONE ASK WHO HE IS??)
Then we got the ever adorable
Yeah. The same one.
She's sitting next to Tom in this picture...
So we can assume he knows her?
And the girls who took the picture said it was Sienna.
Kinda makes sense.
Needless to say
whoever she is?
Obviously a friend of this group.
The picture of Rob getting his 'flirt' on
Well... according to the fools who keep screaming
Rob is single!
But who also are the first to claim that Rob has sold his soul
to Summit for untold riches and kingdoms
if he is in a fauxmance with Kristen.
So what is he?
Single? PR relationship?
He can't do both... can he?
He can't 'pretend' to be with Kristen
for the sake of movie box office
and take weekends off?
How does that work?
You can't just howl PR when it's a convenient excuse
to explain Rob and Kristen being together...
If you look at this picture...
You see Mystery beard
(I demand to know who he is!!)
The lucky blonde.
And of course... Rob.
So who is she?
(Is it wrong that I envy her for being sandwiched
between Tom and Rob?)
Is it Sienna?
There is talk of her sister Savannah being in NYC
and I can see her hanging with this group.
Does it REALLY matter?
But in this fandom...
People pounce on what they can to
fit their agenda.
Rob is talking to someone
who is obviously in his group of friends.
That's all you see.
He's laughing... drinking
He's having a good time.
He's not sad. Or timid.
Or a cheater.
If you want to take something so ordinary...
and try to make it out to be some sort of salacious revenge?
Some BIG drama?
Enjoy it while you can.
Keep in mind the time Rob was next
to a girl in a car
THE BIG DEAL that became
Whatever happened to that girl?
What was her name?
Never to be seen near Rob again.
And although they are keeping a low profile
and I don't blame them at all
I have no doubts where Rob's heart is.
(and every other part of him... most days of the week)
Why do I say that?
Because of what I've seen.
What I know.
And until I see otherwise?
It's what I believe.
Wouldn't you LOVE to see Kristen
out and about wearing Rob's newly acquired
So I will focus on what is to come.
Rob and Kristen
Because that's how they always end up.
This post is brought to you by one of my very
favorite movies quotes... ever.
I have it in my bio on Twitter...
because truth is fucking truth.
The past and the future is a joke to me now.
I see that they're nothing.
I see they ain't here.
The only thing that's here is You - and Me.
Until next time
Bye for now