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Monday, May 13, 2013

Happy Birthday Robert Pattinson!


HAPPY 
27TH
BIRTHDAY
ROBERT 
PATTINSON!


It's Rob's birthday.

I wasn't sure what I should do to commemorate 
such a day.
I mean...
What can I possibly say?

I adore Robert Pattinson.
I still do.
I adore him WITH Kristen Stewart.
I adore him when he's on his own.
He has consistently kept me interested
in his life and career...
and for me
that doesn't happen very often.


I've said it before
and I will say it again...
Robert Pattinson remains intoxicating.

Sure...
A lot of what I find fascinating about him now
is his love and relationship with Kristen...
I won't deny it.


Unlike so many (Lunatics) in this fandom
I've had no problem accepting the fact
that Robert loves Kristen
and chooses to be with her.
Instead of hating Kristen for being the one Rob wants
Instead of flouncing Rob because I don't approve of his choices
Instead of ignoring that Kristen exists 
I choose to admire and be a fan of both of them.
It's possible you know.
And it's quite easy to do.
Watch their movies.
Listen to them talk in interviews.
Watch them interact with each other.
It's all so fascinating.
Still.



I was going through my Rob folders...
(yes. shut up.)
Looking for something that I could post today...
And I figured that since I'm kinda 'known' 
to be a fan of his walking...


The Twilight walk was kinda where it started for me...

and then he was on Leno...


STILL
my favorite fucking all fucking time fucking walk fucking ever.

Then we got the New Moon parking lot strut...
And good god...


EVERY fucking time I see him look down and smirk...
I find myself with the BIGGEST smile on my face.
And yeah...
Does it matter that he's smiling at Kristen?


Does it?
You bet your sweet ass it does.
It's ALWAYS Kristen.

But OK.
So.
Are you ready for what I'm about to show you?
I mean.
I stumbled across it today.
TODAY.
I haven't seen this before.
And.
And.
It's.
Fuck.
It's from my ALL time favorite
fucking walk fucking ever.
I mean...
Fucking A.


WHERE THE FUCK HAS THIS BEEN?
WHERE?
I GET IT NOW.
WHAT MAKES ME LOVE THIS SO MUCH.
HE FUCKING OWNS THIS WALK.
HE FUCKING KNOWS THAT HE LOOKS FUCKING GOOD.
WITH HIS FUCKING WRINKLED SHIRT AND SCRUFF
AND GREASY TOUSLED FUCK HAIR
AND THERE'S THAT FUCKING SMIRK AGAIN!

SMIRK + STRUT = PERFECTION
**********************************************

OK.
I apologize for the shouty caps...
But it's Rob's birthday
so it's all about Rob today.
So I can.
So there.




Happy Birthday Rob!


 I know that when you blow out your 27 candles today...
You will lock eyes with the love of your life.
Smile.
Your wish has come true.

This post is brought to you by Rob's birthday.

and lets not forget...



Where my true heart lies...
 Tom Sturridge.


Until next time.

Bye for now

226 comments:

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gargamel said...

@Annie
Im so sorry. Please focus on your slurping.

olivia said...

Happy Friday dear Roseland,

Think positive, happy thoughts filled with loving kindness. The weekend will soon be here. May all find time to relax, enjoy and recharge.

Let go and cease worrying about where people are, especially when they wish to carry on as normally as possible in their daily life. They have a private side; please allow them to enjoy it without being hounded and hunted.

Hugs for y'all.
Hugs for you, dear Rose.
Hugs for Smitty, Gruff and Syd.
Respect Rob and Kristen. Give them the privacy and space they wish for when they are not in "working mode."
Life is good.

Anonymous said...

Good morning Roselands! Getting ready to go to my sister in law's house then to work. Then home. Keep me posted on Rob and Kristen.

Annie said...

Gargamel:
Carry on, carry on! Slurping loudly while smiling broadly never hurts a soul. :) :)

tufenuf55 said...

Good morning all!

Atticus--thanks for the info.

DK--whenever Love Shack comes on radio, I turn that sucker way up! lol

Tbell said...

Mornin all...
It looks like I missed some would be drama...yea for me lol. I'm gonna be laughin my ass off when pics surface that prove these ridiculous stories wrong. Life is good...don't worry...be happy...rob and Kristen are.

@Gargamel and pist...I raise my bottle and clink it to your glass :) it's Friday! Love your comedy relief ;)

@ginger...where thou art you?

@Arleen...get a grip honey. Take a two week break from technology and when you come back you'll see how utterly stupid these other sites are.

@rose...you're the best and I really am drumming my fingers wondering what you have to say about all this shit. There's no telling the emails you're getting from the fringe lol.

@everyone on and lurking have a great weekend. I'll be having a bud thank you very much ♥

Kay said...

Arleen,
You genuinely seem to care about Rob and Kristen, seem to want what is best for them, and want them to be happy. At least 97% of the people that post here do as well. I'm a little concerned that you are going to worry yourself silly wondering what they are up to all of the time. Would you to try a couple of things for a little while and see if they help?

When you are looking at articles and postings and such online that get you worried about whether or not they are OK, ask yourself who is benefiting from you reading and/or clicking on the particular item? Is it the tabloid that makes money from their advertisers because they know you'll click on anything RK? Is it the paparazzi that make $$$ off invasive pictures taken while hurling insults at Rob and Kristen? What is the true motivation of the supplier of the information, because you can be sure it isn't just about providing RK "news" to the fans.
You are a big girl and you are free to do what you want to do. I'm not innocent, I've looked at paparazzi pictures and other online BS and I most likely will again. I'm just asking you to think a little deeper about things when you do.

If you need a Rob and Kristen cuteness fix, try looking through all of Roses old postings, or watch some of the hours and hours of interviews they've given that you can find online, or watch your Twilight DVD with the commentary on. Lots of options that won't cause you as much concern as what the potstirers are producing these days.

Trust them to know what will make them happy. We all need to remember that Rob and Kristen are just trying to live their lives the best way that they can under intense scrutiny. Fans need to trust that they know what is best for their very private relationship. What's meant to be, will be.

I'm sorry if this sounds condescending, that wasn't my intent. I am just hoping that you will relax and breathe a little, okay?

Unknown said...

Hey everyone. Someone just tweeted that 'Rob and Kristen came into their store today. Friday is a good day.' Josh@JoshDavis185.
Maybe will be pics?
Also there were several tweets that Rob and Kristen were at the Redwood Bar and grill with friends the nite before his birthday, perhaps celebrating.
I would prefer to listen to the fans over the tabloids.

Robert said...

kk

i would be much more upset with you if you were to allow anything i say to influence your unique voice. the last thing i want is to keep you from expressing yourself

on the other hand....
Tracybell

"Where thou art you" is enough to land you in vocabulary jail for at least two nights

just kidding

tufenuf55 said...

Hi Robert...always glad to hear your witty comments!

Kay

Good advice. In fact, I miss them so got out the Eclipse commentary and got my "fix". They're like my "own brand of heroin". lol

Ginger with a Soul said...

Morning Ladies and Robert

@Tracy - I am here just been avoiding the drama like the plague lol

@Rhonda S - that came from the resident twitter troll

KStew Krew said...

@gargamel....maybe ninja suits still on...catch me if you can!!! Chase each other around the room and hook those belts together!!! 50 Shades my ass....R/K pillow fights, floor sex, whatever....let the mind loose!!!! HOT!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Hello everyone!
TracyBell-I know about that. I was looking forward that they either out with each other or having time for themselves. All I care is about them being together. Like Rose say they always end up together. That is what matter the most. I just miss them that is all.
Kay- What is wrong with caring for them? Do we are care about them? They are my favorite people. I also enjoy reading Rose's all her blog. She really does nail it. I am just hoping for more. She does comes out with the truth. And I believe all of you guys. Sometimes I wish we could do something like I hope Rob and Kristen sue them for spreading lies. So I hear you guys. And as to me about these trashy tabloids are nothing but haters to me. And I bet that is the same papz has been following Rob and Kristen all this times. To me its a stalker.
Anyways I am just glad that they are together. I hope they go out for swimming. And hope their friends is ok.

Pattybg said...

KAY...
THANK YOU FOR PUTTING INTO WORDS ALL THE SUGGESTIONS I HAVE HAD SWIRLING AROUND IN MY HEAD FOR ARLEEN
AS YOU MENTIONED, SHE SEEMS GENUINE IN HER CONCERN AND CARING FOR ROB AND KRIS, SO THANK YOU FOR POINTING OUT A NEW PATH FOR HER TO FOLLOW.

WHEN I GET CONFUSED OR WORRIED ABOUT STRANGER TROLLS OR INFO, I AM USUALLY BUGGING GINGER FOR INFO. SHE IS VERY PATIENT WITH MY 73 YR. OLD SELF. LOL. PATTY :))

Anonymous said...

By the way Rose love your banner!

Anonymous said...

Right now I rather hear it from you guys and All the Robsten twitters. And included all the Robsten websites too.

Anonymous said...

Ginger- Hi! Is it raining where you at?

Ginger with a Soul said...

@ Arleen - nope 80 degrees and absolutely beautiful outside. I can sit on my back patio and work - bonus of working from home some days

Anonymous said...

Ginger- Cool. Well looks like its going to pour here. Its cold, windy, and dark clouds. I know we are going to get rain here.

Anonymous said...

Rob is depressed .why does he keep going back to Kristens he has other places to go ,his own house,the hotel he’s always drinking at ,to the UK.Hes had time todo all of those things but he is still living there and seemingly going back.Drinking with Perry is not the answer its not going to solve anything perhaps they both should have therapy together as HIS friends suggested or he’ll never get over the problem.
Seems that Kristen has done her best ,has even said she will marry him what more commitment does he need,seems like its his reluctance to take responsibility and follow through .If its really over move out and move on and both R and K get on with your own lives and be happy.Neither of them have been seen for last couple of days it may well be they have escaped and are together who knows ,thy are just like animals in a zoo their every move watched .What a life!!

Super RN Gas Passer said...

EM. I'm the same as you.... I could stay in there for hours by myself wandering up and down the aisles. It's so relaxing and intnersting to me::))))

To All That Think They need To know R and Ks Whereabouts All The Time and Start having Panic Attacks When They Don't Know Where They Are AND Obsess and Talk About Their Sex Lives.... geez

How would you feel if the situation was reversed. What if it was YOU being hunted down like a dog??? How would YOU feel if you couldn't go put a bag of trash in the trash can without someone taking a picture of you?

And furthermore do you realize that it's BECAUSE of Overly Invested Fans that they are hunted and taunted and insulted and happiness is stolen from them.. Because of YOU???!!!

Just Sayin:(

Pattybg said...

ARLEEN,
WE ALL LOVE KRIS AND ROB. AND EACH OF US IN OUR OWN WAY HAS FIGURED OUT HOW TO DEAL WITH MOMENTS OF INFORMATION DROUGHT OR TWITTER DRAMA.

I DON'T HAVE ACCESS TO TWITTER AND I HAVE LEARNED THE HARD WAY TO IGNORE THE TRASH RAGS. KAY'S SUGGESTIONS WERE HEALTHY ONES FOR ALL OF US. TODAY, I WATCHED TWILIGHT AND NEW MOON TO KEEP ANY STRESSORS AWAY. MY FAVORITE VIDEO IS THE ONE THAT COMPARES ROB AND KRISTEN'S RELATIONSHIP TO JOANNE WOODWARD AND PAUL NEWMAN'S. IT IS VERY SWEET AND QUITE COMPELLING.

ARLEEN, I WISH FOR YOU A PEACEFUL AND HAPPY WEEKEND WITH YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS.

MISS PATTY :))

Anonymous said...

Thanks Pattybg! Right now I am watching a rerun of Seven of Heaven and One Tree hill too. They do have meaning in them. Some of them are more like them too.

gargamel said...

@K2
That's some seriouuus fight! No wonder they're holed up for 2 days. They need to show up soon coz Ditzy's mumbling bout sumthing life? Dippy and Dopey are still good. Kids are still eating from the last payday.

Ginger with a Soul said...

New blog up

J.PattersonPrada said...

This is on the edge of psychotic...it's sheer bliss.

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