I get a lot of emails.
I'm not sure why.
75% are pretty nice.
(so you see... there is hope for our future)
25% are pretty nasty.
Depending on how you look at them.
I choose to laugh
because what else can you do when
you get stuff like this?
"What's the matter, Rose?
Are you crying on your Edward pillow?
Rob and Tahliah are engaged!
Eat it, Bitch!"
"Poor Rose. Her Robsten heart
must be broken!
Rob and Kristen
will never EVER get back together!"
"How do you feel about
Rob and Twigs engagement?"
I suppose I should be crying and upset?
Not even CLOSE.
Why would I be?
My initial reaction was laughter.
Well it was.
It was leaked on April Fools Day.
But everyone and my grandmother
pretty much think its true.
I guess we wait for the epic announcement
that Rob will never make.
(or will he?)
Because when has he ever talked about his personal life?
Maybe keep our eyes on Twigs ring finger
to see if a giant rock suddenly appears...
Watch to see if she starts carrying
around BRIDES magazine.
Hold out hope for bachelor party pics
(And who wouldn't want to see those!!)
(Will Tom be the BEST man??)
And seriously the most awesome thing about
this whole thing has been
Gotta love it!
I will be perfectly honest.
I'm actually glad that Rob and Kristen
aren't together right now.
Truth is truth.
The whole "Robsten" thing
must have been very hard to deal with.
And let's face it...
they were known for their relationship
a lot more than their work.
Kristen has been focused on her career
and when they talk about her...
thats what is the core of the discussion.
It's paid off. Big time.
Rob has been working on his career, too
getting interesting roles...
but the media seems intent on focusing
on his relationship with Twigs.
How does that saying go...
out of the frying pan - into the fire.
Like Kristen recently said in THR:
"I love what I do and so it's worth protecting,"
she says, adding, "Hopefully, one day people's
priorities will shift a little bit."
After a pause, she adds,
"Unfortunately, onto somebody else."
But I'm happy for Rob.
I'm happy for Kristen.
They appear to be happy.
They are both obviously
where they want to be.
And it's all good.
Kristen was in the picture with Rob!
Open your eyes!"
"You don't visit your ex on a photo shoot.
You don't wear your ex's clothes.
They are married.
They have a daughter.
This is FACT."
I just want to type
It would be so easy to do.
But I shall refrain.
According to those who are desperately
clinging to the bosom of someone else's relationship
That person in the background
of Rob's Dior photoshoot
drum roll please
None other than our very own
Kristen Jaymes Stewart!
Kristen hanging around with Rob
with lots and lots of people
and cameras around...
NOT ONE PERSON noticed her!
How did she do it??
in the picture
there are two people just crossing the street.
It doesn't look like they are hiding
or trying to not be noticed.
So how in the world
did EVERYONE miss that she was there?
Because she wasn't.
I'm really sorry...
But it's been almost 2 years
Not 2 days
Not 2 weeks
Not 2 months
But 2 YEARS
Since Rob and Kristen have been pictured together
And you don't think ANYONE would have noticed
Kristen nonchalantly hanging around Rob?
"Rose, why don't you ever talk about
Rob's work? You seem to be all about Kristen"
"Change the name of your blog!
Why are you using Rob's name
to promote Kristen??"
"Don't pretend to like Kristen
its obvious you only care about Rob"
"Fans of ~both don't exist.
If you like Rob why do you talk to Rob haters?"
"Your blog should be TOMSTUintoxication"
"Why do you only defend Kristen?"
"Why don't you talk about Alicia?
Does she upset you?"
"Why do you ignore Twigs?"
If I had a dollar for every time
some anonymous egg
or "Rob Only" Mommy
asked me to change the title of my blog...
It's not going to happen.
I'm kinda fond of the name.
I've had it for over 6 years.
And just the fact that it chaps your ass
and you keep obsessing over it...
Makes it highly entertaining as well.
2. And I talk about Rob's work.
I talk about Kristen's work.
But I don't keep up to date on all their projects...
I don't have the time.
I am lucky if i post once a week.
So if someone is looking for daily news
on their projects
Go to KStewartFans or RPLife.
Both excellent blogs.
I do know that they are BOTH doing some
interesting cool projects
that I am eagerly looking forward to
And that 2015 is going to continue to be great!
3. I don't ignore Alicia or Twigs.
I just don't care about them.
What can I say?
I wouldn't know who either of them are
if it wasn't for who they hung around with.
And I'm not about to pretend that I'm
interested in Twigs just because Rob is dating her.
I can't tell you just how indifferent I am.
And lordy... Its WONDERFUL.
I want to say I will never ship again...
As soon as you say never...
Let's just say...
I'm on a break.
4. Do I talk to Rob 'haters'?
I don't see it that way.
I'm not on twitter enough to know what
people are saying on all topics.
I don't police what the people I follow talk about.
I don't go foraging thru everyone's tweets
making sure they are following some absurd
I'm not the fandom police.
Neither are you.
I talk to people I find interesting.
who make me smile.
who make me think.
I follow all sorts of people.
I don't necessarily like all of them...
But I follow them for a reason.
As for following 'haters'?
I look at it as people who are...
perhaps disappointed in Rob/Kristen
at the moment.
And that's OK.
I don't care if people agree with me
or don't see things the same way.
They don't have to like everything I do
for me to want to talk to them.
I still adore BOTH Rob and Kristen.
I don't hate anyone.
And thats the bottom line.
I stand behind MY words.
I'm not responsible for what anyone
else has to say.
This post is brought to you by
I will now get accused of loving him
more than Rob
and how I should change the blog name
or some such tripe.
But the truth is?
I just like the guy.
And he's all kinds of cute.
If it annoys some people that I talk about him?
That's just the icing on the cake.
And of course...
This blog is always brought to you by
my enduring adoration of Thomas Sturridge.
EFFIE came out this past week...
Go see it if you can.
Look at him.
Beardy shaggy Tom
for the win!
and final thought
Until next time
Bye for now