Yakety Yak- Don't Talk Back

I've been reluctant to write another post...

Why?

Because inevitably something cool or interesting

always happens immediately after.

It's like...

I post on the blog...

New pics of Rob and/or Kristen show up.

And for some reason...

a gut feeling maybe

I just feel like something is going to happen

as soon as I hit PUBLISH.

And its not like I'm not way (WAY) excited

about what might happen...

It's that I'll JUST miss it

and by the time I get to write about it...

it will be old news.

Story of my blog.

Anyway.

There really isn't too much to yak about.

Yak.

Isn't that an odd word?

Yak.

I mean... on one hand its this big old buffalo looking thing.

And on another...

It's incessant meaningless senseless chatter

Basically... The Fringe speak fluent Yak.

It's their own special language.
Yak. Yak.
Sounds like someone hacking up bitter bullshit.. yes?

Yakety yak (don't talk back)

These were the last pictures released of Rob and Kristen

before Rob left LA.

There was MUCH speculation as to when they were taken.

Some were saying at the beginning of April

(But I honestly don't see the point of holding them for 3 weeks)

Some were saying this past weekend.

Some even said they were old pics from years ago!

I say...

Who gives a fuck when they were taken?

Does it affect how you view them? Really?

Does it take away any enjoyment from seeing them?

Nope.

What matters...

Is that there were MORE pictures of Rob and Kristen

Out and About doing normal coupley things.

We get to see nice pictures of Rob and Kristen...

Doing what, my friends?

Being all cute and sweet.

Focus on that...

Rob and Kristen.

Together.

(As always)

Sure...

The Fringe always claim these sort of pics are...

STAGED!!!!

Kristen calls the Paps!!!

That's why there are so many PHOTO OPS!!!

Yakety Yak.

It's ridiculous that people actually believe...

Wait.

I can't even go there with what is ridiculous anymore.

All they spew is senseless delusional drivel.

Yak.

The Lunatic Fringe are indeed... Lunatics.

The fact of the matter is...

The reason there are so many more pictures of

Rob and Kristen together and solo...

is because they have a professional stalker.

(Rolando!)

He waits for them.

He follows them.

He stalks their every move.

THAT'S why there are so many pictures now.

If you actually believe for ONE second that

either Rob or Kristen would ever sell their

 private life like that...

You haven't been listening to anything they've said.

EVER.

They would never sell their relationship...

No matter how much you want to believe its not real.

Oh it's so Real.

And it's SPECTACULAR!

Then we got this.

Once again...

As soon as Rob or Kristen go somewhere without the other...

Idiots start acting like its some sort of barometer 

to the status of their relationship.

Not sure how that works exactly.

All couples must remain next to each other at all times.

You can NEVER fly somewhere without the other.

If you travel alone... you must be single!
Yakety Yak!

So where did Rob end up?

Awwwww....

New York City!

Turns out he went to see Tom in Orphans...

And isn't that the sweetest thing?

Going to see his BEST friend...

in his stellar role

that has earned him a TONY NOMINATION!!

I want to say I'm proud of him...

But I've always known how talented he was.

Tom has such a vulnerability about him

and he expresses so much with few words.

He's brilliant.

And I'm so thrilled that other people are finding that out.

But anyway.

Rob is in NYC.

Hanging out with Tom.

and guess who else might be coming to NY soon?
(If not already there...)

For the Met Gala.

Hmmm.

All part of the plan?

I've read that Sienna is going too...

Will she be going with Tom?

Will they be wearing Burberry?

Will Rob show up?

Will they be a foursome?

I don't want to get any hopes up that Rob 

will hang out on any red carpet...

Because we all know that's not his deal.

But...

We can hope... right?

There's nothing wrong with that.

It's not really an expectation...

It's just a... dream.

Ever drifting down the stream

Lingering in the golden gleam

Life, what is it but a dream?

So on that note of blissful longing...

This post is brought to you by ...

WALKING.

SURPRISE!

Tom has a nice stride too...

(Or maybe I have a hankering for Brits in motion?)

but what I like best about this picture

is the BIG smile on his face.

I want to see more smiles like this.

I adore him.

Completely.

And I look forward to the Met Gala

in hopes of seeing him too...

Imagine.

Rob. Kristen. Tom. Sienna.

Now that would be a Photo Op!

Until next time.

Bye for now

Green Sheep.

Forever.

Rob and Kristen- The Young and the Necklace.

Um.

Wow.

Kristen at Letterman.

Wow.

and...

Wow.

She's all kinds of sexy in this picture.

And the hair??

The strawberry blonde...

Why does it look so good on her?

I'm not surprised.

Kristen can totally rock anything she does with her hair.

And by the way?

WOW.

So. Again. WOW.

Is there any wonder why Robert is so smitten with Kristen?

No. 

He fell hard for her from the moment he met her.

Hard and Fast.

I'm talking about love here, folks...

Anyway.

Kristen was doing the NYC rounds yesterday and today.

Letterman last night.

Letterman was his usual douche-bag self.

I'm not a fan.

I'm not sure why Kristen or anyone else

would want to be on his show.

The man is not funny.

But honestly...

Dave was just being Dave

And although Kristen was taken by surprise

at the audience reaction...

I thought she handled herself pretty well.

This is from the Today Show.

I haven't seen this clip yet...

But...

OH MY GOD.

NO NECKLACE?

*giggle*

Sorry.

Well... what do you think?

Even though she has been wearing it non-stop

since Robert gave it to her...

And she DID have it on when she arrived at Letterman...

So...

Did it break?

Did she decide to 'mess' with fans?

Was it at the jewelers getting cleaned?

Did Rob decide he doesn't like the red hair

and demand it back?

Heh.

Will we ever see the necklace again?

What does this all mean???

DA DA DUMMMMMM!

Tune in tomorrow for

The Bold and the Necklace.

All My Necklaces.

One Necklace to Wear.

General Necklace.

The Young and the Necklace.

Days of Our Necklace.

 ;)

 

Kristen after the Eclipse screening.

I know I mentioned yesterday that one of my bestest friends

(Let's call her "T")

was going to the screening.

Well...

She went.

And she got to meet Kristen!!!

She even has a picture of her and Kristen.

So now I hate her guts...

OK, I don't... I still love her.

But I'm a bit jealous.

I so adore Kristen.

T said that Kristen was 

"Utterly gorgeous"

"Exquisite"

"Stunning"

Can you imagine Kristen looking even better

than she looks in pictures?

I mean...

She fucking KILLS in pictures...

I think I like EXQUISITE the best.

I love you, T.

BFT 4EVER.

Our dear Robert.

There hasn't been any pictures of him lately...

(So in Hater-logic he ceases to exist... Bwahahahaha!)

But...

This picture is a good one to look at while

we wait for the next snippet of their lives.

And let's not forget that at 

MIDNIGHT

Eclipse will be showing across the country...

Personally...

I will be seeing it tomorrow...

at 12:30pm...

watching it on an ULTRA-screen...

in my reserved seat.

I can't wait.

Well...

 I don't have a choice...

But...

You know what I mean.

Robert and Kristen

on the big screen...

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Oh yeah.

Bye for now.

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- Thank You So Much.

I love this picture.

A lot.

Really a lot.

Like...

tons of a lot.

So I watched Remember Me last night.

With the commentary.

Robert was charming as always...

But he most definitely wasn't as giddy and goofy

as he was on the Twilight commentary.

I like Remember Me.

Robert is absolutely gorgeous in it.

He did a wonderful job...

But it's still just OK to me.

I could get into my reasoning...

But some things are better left unsaid.

And if you have come to realize anything about me

from reading my daily posts...

I RARELY let anything go unsaid.

Kristen going to... or landing in NYC.

I forget which.

Kristen and Taylor have a 'special' screening tonight...

And I might know someone who will be there.

Someone that I love and adore completely.

(I love you BFT 4ever!)

She's beyond excited and nervous...

and I can't stop SQUEEEEEEEEing for her!

Kristen is doing the NY rounds...

Regis and Kelly, Letterman...

 Such a busy hardworking girl.

While Kristen was flying across the country?

Robert was taking a meeting with Jeff Katzenberg.

And all I could think about??

What it would be like to be that can of lemonade...

Held tightly by those fingers...

Brushed against...

Those Lips.

I know.

I know...

Maybe something that should have remained 'unsaid' ?

There is still a lot of 'talk' about Kristen's gold band.

What it says.

What it means.

And both 'sides' are over-analzying the living fuck out of it.

Yes... I said living fuck.

Whatever the hell that is.

Does it REALLY matter?

Will we ever know the truth?

No... and No.

Unless Kristen happens to discuss it in an interview...

which I don't see happening anytime soon.

And yeah... I know I like to point out the 'necklace'...

But I just like to say how much Kristen obviously LOVES it...

How she always wears it...

And it irritates the Hyenas...

Which is always fun to do...

But I don't do a super HQ pic and try to decipher

exactly what it is around her neck.

That part doesn't matter to me...

as much as who gave it to her

;)

 

 Protective Robert.

At least... that's *my* impression.

Kristen's shoes were hurting her...

Rob looks like he is taking care of her.

Yes.

And... one more thing.

Haters seem to think that if there aren't pictures

of Rob and Kristen together in their 'down' time...

That they aren't spending it together.

Really?

How many private moments have we seen of either of these two?

Do you think they cease to exist just because someone

isn't there documenting their every move?

It's pretty obvious that Rob and Kristen have learned to

get around quite well without being papped.

Oh, and that would be the OPPOSITE of PR.

Silly mutts.

 *BigFuckingSigh*

Just because.

Thank you, Robert Pattinson.

Thank you SO much.

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Loving Robert Pattinson~ The Good, The Bad and the Ugly!

*sigh*

You might as well get comfortable...

I might be here a while.

I'm in a mood.

Oh... and you might want to grab a bottle of water or something...

I don't want you getting all dehydrated on me.

OK.

By now everyone has seen the pictures of the lunatics who call themselves fans...

attacking Rob.

But I fucking refuse to show their pathetic asses on my blog.

They molested Robert.

They chased him. They grabbed him.

They pushed and pulled at him...

They shoved cameras in his face and demanded pictures.

They screamed at him.

1. When did behaving like that with ANY human being become OK?

What kind of thought process does one have to

believe that you are fucking ENTITLED to virtually attack

someone just because he is 'famous'?

Do these types of 'fans' even care about Rob?

Haven't they read the endless interviews where he stated how creepy

that is and how he is scared of that kind of reaction?

DON'T THEY FUCKING CARE ABOUT ROBERT'S FEELINGS?

Not only did watching the video of these Harpies make me cringe for fear of Rob's safety...It fucking pissed me off.

2. The Harpies give the 'real' fans a bad name... a horrible image.

Their damn pictures were all over the place yesterday

(and I'm sure that was their real agenda...

the whole 15 minutes of fame, no matter the cost)

and 90% of Rob's fans DON'T behave like that.

My good and adored friend, Trixie was there.

She was excited and in awe of seeing Rob up close...

in the glorious, beautiful flesh...

But it was a subdued... respectful excited.

I was on the phone with her...

We quietly squeeeeee'd as she described

"Rob walking down the street... Now Rob is smoking...

He's walking again...

" Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

But did Trixie cross the line?

She stayed behind the barricades.

She treated Rob like a human being.

She didn't scream at him or chase him...

she respected his space.

She was a true Robert Fan...

(a RobKat, if you will... heh)

But you still have the gossip sites

falling all over the negativity

and painting all of Rob's fans with the same lunatic brush.

And that is a sad day.

3. Rob's bodyguards. What.The.Fuck?

He had like 3 big burly guys around him...

and still the Harpies got their arms around Rob...

and pushed into him and grabbed him...

Seriously?

What.The.Fuck.

Do you remember the bodyguard from Cannes?

The RKs call him "Sir Kevin" (long story)

ANYway...

This guy was really HANDS ON with Rob in Cannes...

A bit touchy-feely...

But he did a helluva job, didn't he?

You didn't see anyone get to Robert in France...

No one got past Sir Kevin.

Rob was safe in his oh so capable hands...

(and yeah, his hands were always on Rob... heh)

Summit?

Get on the fucking ball here.

Protect Robert Pattinson.

Get Sir Kevin over here to look after Rob...

and maybe he can teach those guys from yesterday

what guarding a body is supposed to look like.

Geez.

4. I worry about Rob.

I really do.

The Harpies are really only the tip of this horrible iceberg.

Summit really does need to step up here.

Why was this movie set so accessible anyway?

When Trixie was deciding to go over there...

There was no way we thought

she would even get close to seeing Rob.

And yet, there he was... right there.

And while I am supremely happy for her...

(Squeeeeeeeeeeee)

I am scared for Rob.

He really shouldn't have to work under these kinds of conditions...

The details for the shoot were all over the place...

It was bewildering.

Rob is such a gentle, shy soul.

He even managed to smile while being publicly assaulted.

But he shouldn't be subjected to that kind of abuse.

And he should feel safe in his working environment.

CLOSE THE SETS, SUMMIT!!!!!

I know its probably difficult filming in NYC...

but you need to protect Rob.

Please.

Before something bad does happen.

Don't go breaking my heart.

Rob? Please take care of yourself.

You need to be OK.

Bye for now ♥