Pattinson Intoxication. Random Rose.

Random Thoughts.

1. It never ceases to amaze me the response I get from this blog.

I will admit that most of the people that comment...

or write me email...

are positive and very kind with their words.

But of course I have to deal with negativity...

which I always find entertaining.

There are people who are just !shocked! that

I write a blog EVERY day!

And how I must be incredibly deluded and lifeless

to write about people I don't know.

The irony is delicious.

2. Michael Aragano

Aragnano

Angarano.

Look.

I don't hate the guy.

At all.

No hate here.

Zero (weirdness)

But he's always going to be

Oregano to me.

I'm sure shorty spice

(come on... its funny... you know it)

is all kinds of sweet and nice

(and perhaps a bit flavorful sprinkled on food)

He seems like a good guy.

But...

He's no hero.

He dated Kristen Stewart for a while.

He's not anymore.

That's it.

3. Robert Pattinson.

I adore him.

Still.

I was looking at my vast collection

of online pictures.

Did I say vast?

That doesn't cover it.

Not even close.

But it's nice to have at times like these...

Quiet times.

Desolate times.

I need to see Robert's face times.

He's so damn purty.

'You got a purty mouf'

(OK, line from 'Deliverance')

He does have a purty mouf, doesn't he?

Pretty eyes.

Pretty hair.

Pretty nose.

Pretty ears.

Pretty cheekbones.

Pretty jawline...

OK...

I'll stop.

For now.

D. Kristen Stewart.

Man, I admire her stealth.

(and I admire the hell outta her) 

She's been seen... like twice 

since the whole New Moon frenzy has ended.

Sweet.

'Clever girl'

(OK, that's a line from 'Jurassic Park')

(not sure why I'm quoting lame movie lines today)

Kristen has already given me

something to look forward to in 2010

with "The Runaways"

and "Welcome to the Riley's"

Can't wait.

But of course I have to.

Don't want to.

But don't have a choice.

And man... I'm really random today.

And oh yeah.

Kristen was in the UK...

with Robert.

Just thought I would throw that in there.

Kristen.

Robert.

Together.

(That shit STILL makes me smile...) 

5. One of the best parts about 2009

and loving Robert Pattinson?

The wonderful people that I have come to know here.

And while there are a couple I would

like to throw back...

(I mean, seriously scary stalker types)

There are a handful of people I absolutely adore.

Absolutely.

People who make my obsession easier to deal with.

People who make me smile on a daily basis.

People who 'get' me.

(and honestly... I'm not easy to 'get'.)

People that I truly consider friends.

And since I've yet to meet any of these people

face to face... that is saying a lot.

BUT

Hopefully that will change in June...

As I am trying to get my ass to NYC

for the "Eclipse" premiere...

and to meet up with some fantastic ladies...

WOOfuckingHOO!

Thank you Robert Pattinson...

For bringing these witty...

intelligent...

incredibly strong and funny women...

into my life.

6. I love you Robert.

Just in case that was forgotten somehow...

in all the Robsten drama...

I'm still intoxicated.

You are still intoxicating.

Always living in intoxication.

" You're intoxicated by my very presence." ~ Edward Cullen

7. Bye for now.

10 Things That Annoy Me About "Robsten"

Only 10?

I'm sure I can come up with a lot more.

A. Lot. More.

But... Let's just see what comes off

the top of my flat head, shall we?

1. Well... for starters...

I hate the name ROBSTEN.

I know I said it before...

I know I said I wasn't going to use it...

But dammit to hell...

That little fucker is out there...

And I can't get rid of it.

Why do they have to have a name?

I've always hated all the cutesy names

they have for celebrity couples.

2. Michael Angarano...

Fuck it...

OREGANO.

The guy has been vaulted to Sainthood

by the legions of people out there.

Look...

The guy had 5 years with Kristen...

No one...

Let me repeat...

NO ONE knows why they broke up...

Or even when.

It's all speculation.

And "poor Michael.

He's been a rock through this whole thing.

Kristen cheated on him.

Rob is just her rebound guy."

Um...

Rob is a rebound from Oregano?

Are you fucking KIDDING me?

Robert Pattinson.

The ultimate in dreamy?

The most beautiful man on the planet?

That Robert Pattinson?

Surely you jest.

Besides, someone you start 'dating'

when you are 14 usually

runs it course... ya know?

Which brings us to #3

3.  "Rob and Kristen are both so young...

Their relationship will never last."

Maybe.

Maybe not.

But needless to say

(but I'm going to say it anyway)

Some relationships DO last.

I'm living proof of that very fact.

I started dating my husband when I was 18.

We've been together for a long time.

So...

You never fucking know.

4.  "Rob and Kristen are fuck-buddies"

This one kills me.

Some people are SO against a

relationship between Rob and Kristen...

That they will 'allow' them to be fuck-buddies

but nothing more.

Is it so damn awful that Rob and Kristen care

about each other and want to spend time together?

It's OK for them to just hook up and have sex...

As long as they aren't really together...

Sheesh.

5. "Why don't Rob and Kristen just admit

that they are together? The lying and secrecy

is making them look like idiots"

*sigh*

Admit to who?

I'm thinking that anyone that is important in their life...

Like say... family and friends...

Know exactly what is going on.

And who are they lying to?

They get asked about each other...

They say 'we are good friends'...

Well...

Aren't they?

Do you really expect them to come out 

and say...

"I'M SO IN LOVE!!!"

And better yet...

Why should they?

To satisfy some lunatic fan-base

who feels they are entitled to know

every intimate detail?

I think they are right in protecting...

What is THEIRS.

Not ours.

And most definitely 

Not YOURS.

6.  Generalizations.

Hate them.

All people who like the idea

of Robert and Kristen 

as a couple...

aren't delusional idiots 

who only see Edward/Bella.

All  people who hate the idea

of Robert and Kristen 

as a couple...

aren't bitter harpies...

who can't stand Kristen. 

(or are they?)

No... you get what I mean.

I'm aware of a good many 'Nonstens'

(and yes, I fucking hate that word, too)

who are sane, rational people...

who may not like Robert and Kristen together...

But carry on with their lives.

And I know there are people who love Robsten

who screech "DIE!" when Rob shows

up anywhere with anyone other than Kristen.

I've looked at Robsten/Nonsten

from both sides now...

and there are fucking lunatics on both sides.

And don't lump everyone together.

How fucking insulting.

7. Know-it-alls.

They act like they have access

to what Rob/Kristen are thinking.

Feeling.

Doing.

"Well, I KNOW Kristen wears the pants

in their relationship"

"Kristen has no friends outside of Twilight"

Well... you get my point.

They don't know.

They think.

Well...

Maybe they don't think.

That makes more sense.

8.People who want harm to come to 

Robert and Kristen

Because they don't say/do/behave

the way you want them to.

I've heard people threaten Kristen's well being.

I mean...

going so far as to say they will 

'beat her up'

if they ever come across her in person.

Really?

And of course the people

who wished death on Rob for going to 

a birthday party without Kristen.

A bit extreme?

Scary?

Beyond normal and rational?

Yes. Yes. And Yes.

9. I hate that Kristen gets the brunt of 

anger and insults in this deal.

Everything she does gets scrutinized

and analyzed and picked apart.

And no matter what she does...

In some peoples eyes...

It's never good enough.

Some people just love to hate her.

For no other reason then her close proximity

to Robert Pattinson.

Kristen can't win...

no matter what she does.

Wait...

She's in the UK with Robert.

WIN!

;)

10. The constant 'fight'

about Rob and Kristen

being together or not.

It's so tiresome.

Let's just say...

You can believe what you want to believe...

And I will just believe the Truth.

Heh.

Bye for now.

Kristen Stepped Out... With Robert.

Well...

I was going to do my best of 2009

But...

I'm surrounded by delusion.

Bitter rationalizations.

Silly excuses.

Should I even write about it?

I don't know.

Does it even matter?

Most definitely not.

But I guess one more post

pointing out just how extreme

some people can be...

And let me get this straight right here and now.

It's not just Nonstens, 

It's Robstens, And IDontGiveaShitStens.

Lunatics are everywhere.

I have to pull in some of the good excuses...

that I have read on Twitter...

Other blogs...

and those that were sent to me

by people who read my blog...

The rationalizations to explain away

the pics of Robert and Kristen

Together

In England.

Ready?

1. "That's NOT Kristen! I magnified that picture

on my computer software...

And her face was photo-shopped on the pic!"

2. "That picture was taken LAST year

when they were promoting Twilight."

3. "That picture was taken in Nov when they were

promoting New Moon"

4. "Kristen doesn't have any friends...

so she probably flew to England to spend NYE

with Rob. I visit friends in other countries 

ALL the time. Doesn't mean we are in love"

5. "Are we sure these pics were taken in England?

I think the backgrounds were photoshopped

to look like it."

6. "Who cares if they are together in the UK?

They aren't even together in the pictures."

7. "Rob looks so unhappy.

You know Kristen is such a bitch.

She probably forced an invitation."

8. "Big deal. It's just another (out of many)

picture that Robstens are clinging to.

It doesn't prove anything"

Well...

You get the point.

It doesn't matter anymore.

It's done.

It's over.

 The thing is...

BEFORE Kristen was spotted in England with Rob...

People were all about...

"I wish she would just step out in LA 

and put this #LondonStew bullshit to rest"

and guess what?

She fucking stepped.

And it wasn't a Pap pic

and it wasn't work related...

It was a little girl who wanted her picture

taken with Edward and Bella...

And does it prove that Robert 

is in love with Kristen?

I can't speak for how they feel.

But they must want to be together.

Because they are.

That speaks for itself.

Bye for now

Rob and Kristen. Seeing is BELIEVING.

So.

What can I possibly add to these pictures?

Hmmm...

Rob in the UK.

Kristen in the UK.

Behind Kristen...

"Boxing Day"

Very British.

And the day AFTER Christmas.

What now?

What excuses will we hear?

What rationalizations will be spewed?

I can't wait.

Well... I can...

But you gotta admit it will be entertaining.

I'm already hearing shit on Twitter...

'It's not Kristen'

'Those pics were taken when they were

in London for the NM premiere'

It will go on... and on...

and fucking on.

But.

Kristen is in England.

WITH Robert.

Come on.

You fucking KNOW they are together now.

I mean...

She's in the fucking UK.

That's not a trip down the fucking street.

She traveled a long way...

to be with him.

*sigh*

I know these pictures won't be good enough.

I know that some will never accept

what is right in front of them.

And that's OK.

Because...

Seeing.

Is.

Fucking.

Believing.

And although there is a part of me

that is screaming inside...

and wanting to fucking yell...

"EAT IT, HATERS"

I won't.

(well, not much...heh)

Because.

Rob is in England.

Kristen is in England.

Does it really matter WHERE they are?

They are 

TOGETHER.

And

Seeing.

Is.

Fucking.

Believing.

Bye for now. 

*One more thing.

Can you imagine...

Spending New Years Eve...

With Robert Pattinson?

Kristen is a lucky girl.*