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Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Rob/Kristen Shippers That Pass in the Night

Random Rose:


I guess I'm a "shipper".
At least that's what I'm told.
It's not something I call myself.
Although I'm not quite sure what it entails.
I looked it up on Wikipedia.

Shipping, derived from the word "relationship", is a general term for fans' emotional and/or intellectual involvement with the ongoing development of romance in a work of fiction.
Though technically applicable to any such involvement, it refers chiefly to various related social dynamics observable on the Internet, and is seldom used outside of that context.
Shipping can involve virtually any kind of relationship — from the well-known and established, to the ambiguous or those undergoing development, and even to the highly improbable and the blatantly impossible. People involved in shipping (or shippers) assert that the relationship does exist, will exist, or simply that they would like it to exist.

And there you have it.
I assert that the relationship DOES exist.
Do I want it to?
Well, I like Robert and Kristen together
because they both seem happy with the other.
Not because I have some strange delusion that they
are Bella and Edward and I want them to carry it on
in real life.
I don't WANT it to exist..
I KNOW it does.

I also realize that there are zealous shippers out there.
People who will go to any lengths to prove their point.
Will do anything to make you believe.
That's not me.

Like I've said before...
You can believe whatever you want.
It matters not to me.
I will believe the truth.




I also have to address the
"Shippers are the root of all evil"
by the people who don't believe...
who instead choose to hate.
Shippers are responsible for all the Paps
chasing after Rob and Kristen.
Shippers are responsible for every negative
thing that happens in Twidom.
They are ruining Rob's career.
They are going to KILL Rob and Kristen.
They are the reason Rob/Kristen don't
want to admit their relationship.
They scare Rob and Kristen.
Can we just say...
Complete Bullshit.
People place WAY too much importance
on what they say...
and on who reads what they say.
Honestly.
Rob and Kristen don't give a fuck
what I or anyone else has to say about their relationship.
And while they might read some online stuff...
They aren't going to let some strangers
opinions dictate their choices in life.
Please.


And as always...
Kristen gets the brunt of the blame, too.
Did you know that SHE is controlling Rob's career?
That people are judging Rob harshly
because he chooses to hang around with Kristen?
That other actors don't want to work with Rob...
because they will get attacked by the Shippers?
Yeah.
Like Uma Thurman is reading bullshit blogs and forums
and deciding her career moves based on what they say.
Good fucking Grief.

Can't I just enjoy Robert and Kristen...
Both individually and together?
Does it have to always be so negative?
Why must it be so serious?
Like it's life or death
whether 2 people
are dating or not?

And please don't chant
"LEAVE THEM ALONE"
Because I'm pretty sure my talking
about recent events...
and stating my opinion on
Robert and Kristen being together
isn't doing anything to them personally.
I'm not hurting them.
And at least I'm not
HATING them.




Comic Relief.

Sorry Michael Oregano.
But the scruff?
The beanie?
Trying too hard, Dude.

This picture made me laugh.
And NO I don't hate Michael Oregano.
I can even go so far to say that
I kinda like the guy.
But doing his best impression
Of Robert?
Admit it... it's funny.
It reminds me of Austin Powers Movies...
You know...
Mini-me
And now we have
Mini-Rob.
*giggle*

One more thing.
CONGRATULATIONS
To Kristen Stewart
for being nominated for a BAFTA!
The British equivalence to the Oscars!
GOOD LUCK KRISTEN!

One more thing.
This post is not aimed at you.
I didn't quote you.
It's not about you.

Bye for now.

Monday, January 11, 2010

Robsten Rorschach Test - Part 2


Back in September
I 'conducted' a Robsten Rorschach Test.
I gathered Nasty Nonsten (NN),
Raving Robsten (RR)

and Abbey Normal (AN)

and asked their responses to the pictures presented.
I decided to bring out some more pictures
to get their reactions.
;)


RR: OMG! OMG! OMG!
Rob and Kristen walking together in an airport!
They must be going somewhere romantic!
They are SO SO SO in love!

NN: It's so obvious that this picture is staged or
That they photoshopped Rob into it...
He probably isn't really there!
Kristen is a lesbian.

AN: Well... not a romantic picture...
But they do travel together.
Funny how where one goes...
The other one is.


RR: OMG! OMG! OMG!
Look how close they are in this picture!
Rob's hand is possessively wrapped around Kristen!
They are SO SO SO in love!!

NN: Please.
That's not Rob's hand.
It was probably photoshopped in there.
So what if he puts his arm around his co-star!
He does that to everyone!
Kristen is a lesbian.

AN: I like this picture.
A bit more closeness than we are used to seeing
from Rob and Kristen at public functions.
And his hand placement seems intimate to me.


RR: OMG! OMG! OMG!
Kristen showed up in England WITH Rob!
They spent New Years Eve together!
Rob is so romantic!
They are SO SO SO in love!

NN: Again, I'm not sure that is really 
KSpew's face.
Doesn't it looked like someone photoshopped
her face on to someone elses body?
Summit is staging all these pictures for publicity!
So what if 2 FWB spend time in England!
Kristen has no other friends...
and she's a lesbian.

AN: Pretty HUGE picture.
Robert and Kristen had virtually disappeared
after the New Moon frenzy...
Being papped only a couple of times.
Then Kristen shows up in England?
With Robert?
Did I say HUGE?


RR: BOOOOOOO!
I'm SO glad that Kristen broke up with MA!
Kristen and Rob belong together FOREVER!!!
They are SO SO SO in love!

NN: THIS is true love!
It's so obvious how much they adore each other!
I think Kristen and Michael are still together...
Just hiding it because of Summit.
They are perfect for each other!
Kristen is a lesbian.

AN: I give Oregano a lot of grief...
But it's all in fun.
I'm thinking this picture was taken
towards the end of their relationship...
It really looks kinda... awkward.



RR: OMG! OMG! OMG!
Rob and Kristen holding hands!
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
They are SO SO SO in LOVE!

NN: This is a staged photo op!
Summit told them to do this to fuel the Robsten rumors!
Rob and Kristen are messing with the fans!
They aren't even holding hands... who cares?
I think they photoshopped a hand in there.
Kristen is a lesbian.

AN: WOW.
Loving the big smile on Rob's face!
I feel like I'm intruding on a sweet, intimate moment
between two people who want to be close together....
Love this one...
Another HUGE picture.


RR: OMG! OMG! OMG!
Another picture of Rob and Kristen holding hands!
Such a romantic getaway!
They are So So SO in love!

NN: ANOTHER Manip.
That's not even Rob.
Kristen is in England because she loves Bobby.
Please, Kristen is just 'one of the boys'
They aren't holding hands... 
someone added that arm in there...
Kristen is a lesbian.

AN: A lousy picture.
Not sure what I'm looking at...
Kinda looks like Kristen...
Could be Robert...
It's nice that they are spending time together.


RR: BOOOOOOO!
I HATE Emilie!
She's ugly and I wish she would get away from Rob!
You know he's thinking about Kristen...
They are SO SO SO in love!

NN: Rob looks like he wants to be with her.
You know they hooked up over the summer!
Rob hooks up with every female he comes across.
He has so many FWB's it's unreal!
Emilie is so much better looking than Kristen!
Kristen is a lesbian.

AN: Lovely picture of Rob and Emilie.
She's a pretty girl.
She's pretty lucky to have worked with Rob...
Nice job if you can get it!
I hope "Remember Me"
does phenomenal at the box office...
I can't wait to see it!

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Couple of Disclaimers:


1. In no way does Raving Robsten or Nasty Nonsten
represent all the people who consider themselves 
"Robsten" or "Nonsten"
They are extreme examples.
Unfortunately, they do exist.


2. Abbey Normal is a fictional person, and any similarities
between her opinions and mine...
are completely justified.


3. This post isn't about you.
This blog isn't about you.


4. Fuck the disclaimers.
If you don't have a sense of humor...
and actually think I'm talking about YOU
then that's your problem.


5. Bye for now


Sunday, January 10, 2010

Six Degrees of Robsten Revisited...

I'm not feeling too great today...so I decided to repost something from a long time ago. August 2009. OK.... not THAT long ago... but its kinda funny to reread it... and realize how nothing has fucking changed.

I hope you like it.

Bye for now.

 

Monday, August 31, 2009


Six Degrees of Robsten


It's becoming dangerous to be a Robsten fan lately.
I find myself being verbally attacked
Just because I happen to like
Rob and Kristen together.
Yeah... really.
And I find it so ridiculous that
I need to defend myself...
Because of an opinion.


There are degrees to Robsten...
Let's say...
Six degrees to Robsten...


6. If you a Six... You don't really give a rats ass
who the hell Rob dates.
In fact, you don't really give a shit about Rob.
You just think he's cute.


5. Fives are undecided.
They feel intrusive if they have an opinion...
It's none of their business who Rob dates.
At least that's what they keep telling themselves...


4. Fours are accepting.
They aren't actually fans of Robsten...
And they aren't really fans of Kristen...
But they love Rob...
And will try to give her a chance.


3. Threes are wary...
They like Robsten...
But are scared something bad is going to happen
and then the movies will be ruined.
Or the chemistry will be lost...
They worry that Rob's heart will be broken...
Or that Kristen will change him somehow.


2. Twos are giddy.
They thoroughly enjoy all Robsten has to offer.
The pictures of Rob and Kristen together...
The gossip and innuendo that surrounds them.
Twos are so happy with their Robsten...
That they can accept opposing opinions with a smile.
Twos just like to see Rob's smile when he is with Kristen.
Twos are happy when Rob is happy.


1. Ones are scary.
Robsten or Nonsten...
The determined Robsten
who will say anything...
Twist any story...
To make their point.
The delusional Nonsten
who insists no matter the evidence...
That there IS no Robsten.
Ones stalk Rob.
Ones threaten Kristen.
Ones threaten opposing viewpoints.
Ones write emails to blog and websites
verbally attacking people.
Ones cannot separate fantasy...
from reality.


Personally...
I think I'm a Two.
I enjoy Robsten.
I have fun with Robsten.
I love Rob. I love Kristen.
I love Rob and Kristen together.
But I would still love each of them apart...
Either way.


I'll be honest here...
The most important part of Robsten to me?

Rob.

He's the reason I'm here.
And no matter what path his love-life travels...
I will still be here.
Always.


Bye for now ♥

Saturday, January 9, 2010

The Dissection of Robert and Kristen.


*sigh*
OK... here we go again.
Another 'leaked' picture from IoW.
Let's face it... it's shitty.
Blurry... The sun is blasting in it...
Anyway.
It was said that this is a picture of Rob/Kristen
and that they are holding hands.
It was supposedly taken from someones facebook page...
You know...
It was a friend's sister's cousin who knows the guy down
the street who is related to someone who is friends
with Robert Pattinson.
You get my drift.
My honest take of the picture?
1. It's shitty.
2. That definitely looks like Kristen from behind.
3. Rob? Not so sure. It could be him...
It probably is him...
who else would Kristen be next to?

But like the haters like to point out...
It's just a 'moment in time'
The next frame could very well convince me it's our guy.
And man... the haters were out in full force last night.
They were dissecting every molecule of that picture.
"Those are NOT Rob's shoes."
"Rob is taller... and thinner"
"They aren't holding hands!"
"Kristen is a lesbian!!!"
Again... you know how it goes.
Personally...
I don't need another picture of 
Robert and Kristen holding hands...

 
 We've got this one.
Crystal clear.
No doubt who is in this picture.
And while the haters will of course
say that "they aren't holding hands"
We all know that they are.
And they look deliriously happy doing so.


 
And although I've believed in Robert/Kristen
for a long (long... did I say LONG) time...
And although there has been picture after picture
of Robert and Kristen...
TOGETHER...
As soon as Kristen stepped off that plane in England...
And as soon as it was known to the world
that Robert and Kristen were
TOGETHER again...
It should have silenced all critics.
But of course...
That will NEVER happen.


So the microscopes are out...
The magnifying glasses are in hand...
And the haters are trying so hard
to find some flaw in the pictures.
Trying to find solace in some obscure pixel... 
And I say...

Who cares.

No...
You don't have to like Kristen Stewart.
And I almost understand the need for you
to rationalize the pictures
and how hard it must be for you to accept
that Robert and Kristen are in a relationship.
And I realize that you will continue to make excuses
to why they are always in the same place...
at the same time.
But every time a picture comes out...
How many times can you throw out the 
"Kristen is a bitch"
"They are only FWB"
"Kristen has no friends so she hangs out with Robs"
Yada Yada Yada

When does it start to ring hollow and false?

No.
You don't have to like Kristen Stewart.
But do you like Robert Pattinson?
Because SHE is who he chooses to be with...
No matter the excuses.
No matter the rationalizations.
Kristen IS with Robert.
And it's because they want to be 
TOGETHER.

No excuses.
No twisted rationalizations
can change that.

Bye for now.

*And please don't start in and say
"Leave them alone"
I'm just giving my opinion of what 
I see online.
That's what I do here*