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Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Loving Kristen Stewart- The Bitch is Back


Kristen Stewart 
at the 
Costume Institute Gala Benefit

Can I be honest?
To me... it wasn't her best look.
I'd give it a 7 out of 10.
Lots of hits... a few misses.

 Her makeup is flawless.
Her skin.
Her eyes.
Does anyone have more beautiful eyes?


2. The dress?
Well...
I'm no fashion diva.
Not by a long shot.
I'm not all that familiar with all the designers
but I know what I like.

I like parts of the dress.
Not keen on the neckline.
And it's kinda bunchy.
Reminds me of the dress she wore
in the HP pics...


OK. 
Obviously its nothing like that dress...
But that's what immediately came to mind
And it's a good excuse to put this adorable picture
in this post.


This is the best picture of the evening.
You can appreciate the sparkly flow of the bottom
The dress looked better when it was moving...
when there wasn't direct bright light on it.
And love how Kristen looks here.
Gorgeous.

Overall...
I feel the dress was VERY Kristen.
She definitely stood out.
She didn't blend in.
And she took a risk.
The reason so many people look up to Kristen
and can't wait to see what she will wear next
is because she's not afraid to take a chance.
I love that about her.


As you can see...
Kristen has way more HITS
than misses.
She's young...
She's beautiful...
and she will only get better.



And yes...
The Haters were out in full force.
Ripping and shredding.
But at the end of the day
YOU will never look like this.

And...


You will never do this.
And it kills you.
You are choking on it.
Tastes bitter, doesn't it?

I wonder where Robert and Kristen are right now?
Hmmm...
;)


That's about right.

Bye for now
♥♥♥
 
I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
Oh the bitch is back
Stone cold sober as a matter of fact
I can bitch, I can bitch
`Cause I'm better than you
It's the way that I move
The things that I do

Monday, May 3, 2010

Robert and Kristen- Do You Believe in Magic?


I have a lot of thoughts today...
I apologize in advance for my upcoming rants.

1. Still from "Bel Ami".
Um.
JFC
I am beginning to think I might not survive this movie.
Sexy, bold, take what you want, DuRob
I'm already in melt-mode.


2. This picture is a YEAR old.
But for some reason still causing some people
to snarl and bark...
It's a new/old picture from that infamous concert
where Rob and Kristen were caught in their own bubble...
Where is his hand?
I'm pretty sure about one thing...
It's not on YOU.
Or me.
And whether or not it's on her thigh at that moment?
I'm guessing it was later...

*smirk*


3. The taping for Oprah is this week.
There is already so much drama about this event.
Not that TwilightLand needs an excuse to have drama.
I mean...
People take ordinary everyday occurrences and
twist and bend them to make it look like drama.
Like the whole Eclipse Re-shoot Drama.
Mountain. Fucking Molehill.


4. Anyway.
So what IF Oprah asks Rob/Kristen the BIG question?
And what IF they answer it with
"Yes, we are together"
What then?
World Peace?
Floods, Death and Pestilence?
Nah.
Nothing would change.
Absolutely NOTHING.
Oh sure...
There would be an initial response
But that would quickly go right back to
"It's all PR! PR I say!!!"
or
"It's only a matter of time until they break up!"
or
"Kristen is holding Rob back!!!"
or
"Kristen needs a better boyfriend!!"
 
It won't make a difference.
There will ALWAYS be delusional rationalizations
There will always be bullshit drama.
It doesn't matter what they say to us.
It doesn't matter what we think.
Because when it comes to 
Robert and Kristen...
Let's face it...
WE don't matter.



5. I want to see this.
Robert. BIG Smile.
I love his smile.
I love happy Rob.
 I want to see this ...
and this...


Because they both deserve to be happy.
And if it's with each other...
Then we should be happy for them.

Kristen is going to be at the
Costume Institute Gala at the Met.
Will she look gorgeous as ever?
All signs point to 
YES!


6. I want to discuss 'Hyenas' a bit.
At least what is behind me using that term.

 Just because someone doesn't like Kristen. Robert.
Or doesn't believe they are together
Doesn't make them a Hyena.
 
There are plenty of decent, rational, SANE people
Who just don't share the same opinions.
Nothing wrong with that at all.

Not everyone is going to agree on certain topics.
And I like that.
Just think how incredibly boring it would be
if everyone was a mindless drone
and thought alike?
No fun.

But.
It's one thing to not believe
or not share love for Robert or Kristen...
It's quite another to fucking HATE these people.
To constantly rip and shred Kristen apart...
To mock and attack Robert...
That is what HYENAS do.
They hate.
They make shit personal.
It goes beyond being right or wrong...
It becomes bitter, vile venom
directed at 2 people who don't know they exist.
2 people who are just living their lives.
And the Hyenas don't like how they choose to live it.
They think they deserve a say in what Kristen does
Or the choices Robert makes...
They are Toxic.
They are Hyenas.


Will this picture be played out in Chicago?
Hugs.
Smiles.
Together.
Again.
 
All signs point to
YES.


Do you believe in Magic
in a young girl's heart?
How his music can free her
Whenever it starts...


Bye for now.
♥♥♥
 
*One more thing.
Some 'people' seem to have this notion
that everyone who believes in Rob/Kristen
need constant reassurances...
or needs someone to tell them what to think.
I Believe What I See.
I don't need anyone to tell me that.
I have my own mind.
My own thoughts.
And I make my own conclusions.
Simple.


Sunday, May 2, 2010

Robert and Kristen- Our Lips Are Sealed.

Can you hear them
They talk about us


Telling lies
Well that`s no surprise


Can you see them
See right through them


They have no shield
No secrets to reveal


It doesn't matter what they say
In the jealous games people play
Our lips are sealed


Careless talk
Through paper walls


We can`t stop them
Only laugh at them


Spreading rumors
So far from true


Dragged up from the underworld
Just like some precious pearl


It doesn't matter what they say
In the jealous games people play
Our lips are sealed


Pay no mind to what they say
It doesn't matter anyway
Our lips are sealed


There`s a weapon
We must use
In our defense
Silence


When you look at them
Look right through them


That`s when they`ll disappear
That`s when you`ll be feared


Hush, my darling
Don`t you cry
Quiet, angel
Forget their lies

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Bye for now.
♥♥♥
 
*Thanks to the Go-Go's*

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Robert and Kristen- Is Nothing Sacred?


So yesterday was absolute bullshit drama.
Bull. Shit.
I signed onto Twitter sometime yesterday morning...
just doing my usual *twirling* and being all *giddy*
when some gossip sites
tried to get major hits by tweeting vague references
hinting at MAJOR drama on set for Eclipse.
I mean.
You would have thought the world was coming to
a fucking end.


First we get this from a known gossip blogger
An argument between two people who are not lovers 
is making things tricky. 
Because one has disrespected the others skills.
Or lack thereof.

Yeah.
Then they say this...

Those who say things are fine simply aren't in the know.

So what do this vague and strange references mean?
Who are they talking about?
And then someone else says this...

I know why Rob hasn't worked... If I told the TwitterWorld
the TwiHards would cry because it's not in their Fantasy...

And

Well I guess @xxxxxx is about to make the TwiHards cry!
How exciting! Getting my popcorn...

Could they be any more cryptic?
TwiHards will cry???
Who exactly are TwiHards??

*Yes, Rob really is lost in the moment...*

Let's break it down.

1. The first tweet makes obvious reference that the people
who are NOT getting along are not 'lovers'
Immediately leaving Robert and Kristen off the list.
(Yes, everyone knows the truth even if you 
don't want to admit it)

2. So who are they talking about disrespecting someone else?
And why do they have to be so damn evasive?
Do they know details... or not?

3. What is my or anyone elses fantasy in TwitterWorld?
Why would Rob not working...
Make me cry?

4.So some little birdies quickly told me
(and have I said how much I LOVE my birdies?)
That said drama wasn't about Robert and Kristen...
But we already knew that, didn't we?
Yes... Yes we did.
;)

5. Why is making people cry
(which, BTW, you didn't fucking do
I want my damn money back...)
making you hungry for popcorn?
And why if anyone is having problems with 
someone on a movie set...
Is it that huge a deal?
I mean... people are human
They get upset.
They get angry.
And why do people think Robert is some sort
of passive pussycat...
Hasn't he stated on more than one occasion
that he is stubborn and doesn't back down??


And then nothing.
Nothing at all.
Mountain. Molehill.
Complete and utter BULLSHIT.

Drama Queens fucking Rock.

 
I won't even get into all the foam that was spewed
because of all this trumped up drama...
But believe me...
Raincoats, umbrellas and goggles
were the required uniform of the day.


Bye for now
♥♥♥

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Well they took some honey from a tree
Dressed it up and they called it me

Everybody's trying to be my baby
Everybody's trying to be my baby
Everybody's trying to be my baby, now

Well half past nine, half past four
fifty women knocking on my door

Everybody's trying to be my baby
Everybody's trying to be my baby
Everybody's trying to be my baby, now

Went out last night, I didn't stay late
'fore I got home I had nineteen dates

Everybody's trying to be my baby
Everybody's trying to be my baby
Everybody's trying to be my baby, now
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