Rob and Kristen- Love Is All Around

There you go.

Robert and Kristen have landed in Rio!

LET THE FUN BEGIN!

OK.

Actually the fun has already begun!

You know how it goes.

There was a rather creeptacular picture of 

Kristen on the plane.

I'm sorry.

But come on.

Is there no line that won't be crossed?

*sigh*

And the topic of discussion wasn't really how intrusive 

some of these 'fan' pics really are...

No.

The topic was...

DID THEY SIT TOGETHER????

GoodFuckingGrief.

Yeah. 

But at least he's in an airport.

And he's got his damn guitar.

And just the thought of him with that guitar...

Makes me fucking MELT.

Perhaps he is singing 'falling in love for the last time'

to the subject of the song?

Nice thought.

This whole RIO thing has gotten a bit... Overwhelming.
Don't get me wrong.

I'm all giddy that they are there

(safe and sound)

and that they are about to embark on a very pivotal scene

from the book...

And that it's all about the HONEYMOON!!!

But.

Do we really need to know their every move?

"They checked into the hotel. They have meetings.

They are going to lunch.

Rob took his hat off.

Kristen kicked off her shoes."

Step back... just a bit... OK?

I'm thinking that every burp and fart will be chronicled.

Every look.

Every move they make.

Every breath they take...

♬ They'll be watching YOU! ♬

 

 

You gotta love all the bitter foaming too.

You gotta.

Because it's seriously funny and entertaining.

"They didn't sit next to each other on the plane!"

"Summit tells them where to sit on the plane!"

"Of course they would fly together to Rio!"

"I'm sick of this bullshit already!"

"There are bodyguards and crew with them!

Eat that sheep!"

Um.

Quotes 1-4?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The last quote?

No shit?

They travel with bodyguards?

The crew for the movie will be there?

How absolutely AMAZING!!!

So the fuck what.

It's fucking KILLING the haters

that Robert and Kristen are going to be doing

a bit more of this...

And a bit more of that...

And let's not forget...

A whole lot more of this.

It burns some people that not only will 

Robert and Kristen

Be doing this for the movie...

But they know...

(we ALL know)

That they are sharing a hotel room...

and they are taking their work home with them.

Heh.

Yeah. Yeah.

They are just working on a movie.

So why so angry then?

Why so bitter?

If you really only thought it was 'just a movie'

You wouldn't have to be constantly spewing hate.

Final thoughts.

1) It doesn't matter if Rob and Kristen are in Rio

or Shitsville, Iowa.

(No offense to Iowa)

They are together.

HERE.

THERE.

EVERYfuckingWHERE.

They don't need no stinkin movie

to be together and kissing and spending time together.

They do that all the time.

You know it.

I know it.

Nana Rose knows it.

(Love you Nana Rose!)

2) Rob.

Kristen.

Together.

ALL the time.

Just making sure you got it.

3) I had a weird dream last night.

So strange.

Robert was piss drunk in it...

And he crawled into the wrong bed...

Thinking it was with Kristen

He ended up trying to spoon with Sam!

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

I have bizarre dreams.

Prepare yourself for a lot of this.

Now.

And Forever.

It's 100% FOAM PROOF.

So give it the fuck up.

This post is brought to you by the letters *B* and *P*

B for...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Because silly people make me laugh.

P for PISS drunk.

Interesting image.

which brings us back to B

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Enjoy Rio!!

Be safe.

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Rob and Kristen- Tell Me Something Good

What is there to talk about today?

Hmmm...

Not so much.

Let's see...

1) Robert and Kristen are supposed to be headed to Rio soon.

I've heard this weekend.

Woo.Fucking.Hoo.

Actually... I think it's all kinds of cool that they are going

to be working on the honeymoon scenes.

Robert and Kristen should have those moves down pat by now...

Kinda like second nature

if you know what I mean....

and I think that you do.

But...

Of course...

There is the requisite drama that must follow Rob and Kristen

wherever they may go.

2) Some people are hoping Stephanie Meyers is on set

so she can squash any thing of a sexual nature!

Yes! That's right!

They want SM to make sure there isn't any 

unnecessary Hanky Panky going on!!

Really.

I am not making this up.

Can you imagine being so focused on Robert and Kristen

having a honeymoon scene in Breaking Dawn...

Being so distraught at the fact that they will HAVE a honeymoon scene

That you want someone to come in and monitor it?

To make sure it stays "True to the Book"

Yeah. Right.

OK.

If you say so.

(bwa.ha.ha.ha)

 

3) Oh and Taylor Lautner may or may not be going along.

Personally...

I'm not sure where he fits into this part of the movie

Pretty sure he didn't come along for the honeymoon...

BUT

Who knows what other scenes they may or may not film.

When all is said and done...

Does it really matter?

Really??

No.

4) Reports of "TENSION" on the set.

This just in...

Robert and Kristen are not getting along folks.

Robert has had enough!

ENOUGH OF THE CHARADE!

Kristen wants things done HER way or NO way!

It's the beginning of the end.

Well... see.

If Robert and Kristen AREN'T photographed together...

then its the end of the fucking world.

They can't stand each other.

They only put up with the other because of the movie.

BUT

If Robert and Kristen ARE photographed together...

Then its the end of the fucking world, too...

But then it's all about PR PR PR!

That's the only reason they are together!!!

You see what I'm getting at?

Whatever happens...

It is twisted and distorted to suit their agenda.

Rob and Kristen kissing?

Fake.

Rob and Kristen holding hands?

Fake.

But Robert hating Kristen...

Kristen and Robert fighting.

THAT they believe.

Robert is 'distancing' himself from Kristen.

Except when he's kissing her or nuzzling her...

or spending all his time with her.

Because there hasn't been any pictures since they were in L.A. together

What's that been... like 3 weeks?

Surely you remember this?

October 10th.

Yeah.

I know.

It's a fucking lifetime ago, isn't it?

It seems like ages since Kristen has had her hand on Rob's thigh.

And years since Robert's hand was around her wrist.

Yeah.

I can see why some people lose their minds...

It's been sooooo long.

GFG

I was going to end with a very different picture today...

But someone asked me to change it.

So I did.

I'm sweet and adorable that way.

And yeah...

OK.

We all know who Bobby Long is... Right?

Talented.

Good Looking.

Singer/Songwriter

British.

And happens to be pretty good friends with Robert.

That's all kinds of nice, isn't it?

He's on tour.

You should go see him.

He's pretty to look at...

He's pretty to listen to.

Win/Fucking/Win

http://www.myspace.com/musicbobbylong

 

Go to his myspace.

Listen.

Look.

Love.

This post is brought to you by the letters *G* and *D*

G for GOOD fucking GRIEF

I like it.

D for fucking bullshit DRAMA

Sometimes even if you try to avoid drama...

You still get some stuck to the bottom of your shoe.

Try to get it off as soon as possible...

Otherwise it stinks up the whole place.

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Thanks Robert Pattinson!

*EDIT*

Because there is some controversy surrounding the pictures

I used in this post...

I have decided to remove them until further notice.

No, I didn't get a Cease and Desist

I'm not a big blog by any means...

But some blogs did

which means the photographer doesn't want them online.

They are his property... not mine

So until it's OK... I will take them down.
I've had to substitute other Robert pictures.
But let's face it... they are ALL Intoxicating!

OK.

This was some 'behind the scenes' picture from "On The Road"

Garrett Hedlund and Sam Riley on the chair

Tom Sturridge and Kristen Stewart next to them.

Kristen is all blurry.

And Tom has a beer?

I'm shocked.

(No Oreos?)

Anywho.

Onward and Upward.

There were a bunch of Robert pictures released  yesterday.

At least I think they were released.

I have no idea.

I see something I like...

I click and save.

I'm not trying to 'steal' anyone's pictures.

I just like to look at Robert Pattinson...

and share the wonderful intoxication with others.

So... Let us begin.

Let's see how intoxicated we can become...

because quite frankly,

I kinda lost my mind yesterday.

Truly.

Yeah... I talk all big and brave and tough

about how I'm not so obsessed or addicted to Robert anymore.

Yeah.

Right.

And then pictures like these come out.

Simple pictures of the man just sitting there.

Being all fucking gorgeous and killing me.

He still makes my stomach flip.

He still makes me catch my breath.

He still intoxicates me.

Completely.

*Pulls out the Thesaurus*

Elation

Euphoria

Excitement

Exhilaration

Enchantment

Enthusiasm

Exaltation

ECSTASY

Fervor

Frenzy

Flury

FEVER

Gladness

Happiness

Glee

Joy

Just fucking bury me because I'm already dead.

Hysteria

PASSION

Is he sitting on my fucking grave?

Because I will haunt you forever, Robert Pattinson.

FOREVER.

RAPTURE

And this one.

This one is my favorite.

JFC

The hair.

The sunglasses.

The scruff.

The skinny tie.

Robert.

Robert.

Robert.

Robert.

Because that is all it really takes.

Just Robert.

He can be all scruffy and wrinkled...

He can be all polished and poised.

Doesn't fucking matter.

Yes.

My heart is actually beating faster right now.

and...

are those beads of sweat on my brow?

I'm finding it hard to type because my hands are kinda clammy...

(OK, clammy is a silly word... isn't it? I'm not crazy... am I?)

Who am I kidding? Of course I'm crazy.

Have you read up to here?

I'm a complete and total lunatic.

Thanks Robert Pattinson.

Thank you VERY much.

So I did a little tweaking to an INTOXICATION chart...

because... well..

I fucking felt like it.

(and I do apologize for the flurry of fucks in this post...

but see... you can thank Robert for that, too)

As you can see by this magnificent chart...

It doesn't take many Robert pictures to get stoned.

8 pictures and you are gone.

And any guesses how many pics I posted today?

Exactly.

So enjoy the buzz.

The high.

The feeling of fucking euphoria...

Because it is a helluva hangover when you come down.

*sigh*

Did I Thank You for that, too, Robert Pattinson???

Did I?

This post is brought to you by the letters *I* and *K*

I for

INTOXICATION!

Thoroughly and Totally Intoxicated.

(Still Crazy After All These Years)

K for Kristen Stewart!

Because she has that man...

That face

That scruff

Those hands

all to herself whenever she wants.

Way to go, Kristen!!!

Bring on Rio!

Bye for now

♥♥♥

Robert and Kristen- Forever and Ever

Things that make you go HMMMMMM...

Kristen.

NOLA Airport.

Yesterday.

What is making me HMMMM?

1) There is only ONE picture.

What the hell?

No video.

No other shots.

2) She is alone.

What the hell?

No bodyguard?

No one?

I'm not debating whether or not she went to L.A.

I think she did.

I'm just wondering about this picture.

And one final HMMMMMMM

3) Where exactly is Robert?

This is more what I expect when Kristen walks through an airport.

People.

Robert.

Glowering expressions.

Heh.

But see... this is how it always goes.

Kristen or Robert

show up somewhere without the other.

And immediately it's

THE END OF THE WORLD!!!

Seriously...

I'm fucking knee deep in foam as I speak.

Relax people.

So what if Kristen went back to L.A. for a couple of days.

I don't get all the drama ALL the time about this sort of 

mundane bullshit.

My husband is out of town for the next few days...

and guess what?

WE ARE STILL MARRIED!
Imagine that!

And you KNOW...

YOU KNOW

That if Rob and Kristen were seen together in the airport...

Then the whining would have been even worse

"PR! PR! PR! PR! PR! PR!"

"Kristen is a clinging famewhore!!"

"Look how MISERABLE they look together!"

You get it?

Of course you do.

CAN'T WIN FOR LOSING.

Because whatever move Kristen makes...

Whether it's with Robert or not

It's always the WRONG move.

In some people's eyes... she never does anything right.

But riddle me this folks...

Just where WAS Robert Pattinson this weekend?

Anyone?

Let's see...

He was seen riding a bike...

He was supposedly driving a boat...

HMMMMMMM.

But no pictures.

No actual proof of anything.

So...

Could he have been in L.A. with Kristen?

Who knows.

Maybe Rob's Halloween costume this year

was a Ninja!

Too fast for pictures.

Too quick to really see him...

IN, OUT
UP, DOWN

All without being seen.

The guy is good.

My thoughts?

1) Yes, Kristen was in L.A.

No, we don't know if she traveled alone or not.

Yes, Robert could have been there.

No, there are no pics to 'prove' it.

But there are no pics to 'prove' he wasn't there either.

Either way?

It doesn't affect their relationship.

At all.
Good fucking Grief.

2) Listen to ’Falling in Love’ performed by Lee McDougall.

If you’re sitting comfortably then let me begin.
I want to tell you a tale about the mess that I’m in.
And it all starts with a girl.
And shes breaking up my whole world.

Shes got this big green eyes, and there as wide as the moon.
They can take you to bed without you leavin’ the room.
I would kill just to be her man,
but she’s too cool to give a damn.

I’m falling in love for the last time
I’m falling in love forever and ever.
Falling in love with a girl that ain’t mine
I’m falling in love for the last time.

She makes me feel like a king,
she makes me feel like a freak
She plays on me because she knows that I’m weak
And she knows just what to say, just to brighten up my day.

So now I’m feeling sick,
and shes still having fun
I guess she thinks that I’m thick, or maybe a little dumb
But it makes no use to me,
I’m a fool for misery.

I’m falling in love for the last time
I’m falling in love forever and ever.
Falling in love with a girl that ain’t mine
I’m falling in love for the last time.

I’m falling in love with a girl…

I’m falling in love for the last time
I’m falling in love forever and ever.
Falling in love with a girl that ain’t mine
I’m falling in love for the last time…

 

3) Now tell me that Rob didn't write that

about Kristen.

Go ahead and try.

 

Thing is...

Robert DID fall in love...

with the girl with the big green eyes

and...

It's for the LAST time.

With Acceptance Comes Peace.

Peace Be With You.

This post is brought to you by the letters *O* and *B*

B for all the BULLSHIT drama that gets spewed

over absolutely NOTHING.

O for Oreo cookies!

They are so yummy!

And for some reason they taste even better

when you eat them in bed...

and get crumbs all over the place!

and O for...

Olive Oyl.

I had a lame Halloween costume this year

(No, I'm not going into details)

But see... that's because I let B decide

and he always wants to do the same lame thing.

So...

I want to be Olive Oyl next year.

He can be Popeye... or Brutus even...

But I'm all about Olive.

Robert Loves Kristen Loves Robert

Bye for now

♥♥♥